Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 17th, 2015

@jpwarren Gosh. Thank you. Well, there shall be more, certainly.

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@jpwarren Oh good. It’s so very different from what I’ve been doing that I’m glad people are liking it.

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riayn Hungary is looking like a strong contender for the Tony Abbott Compassion for Refugees Award.

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glengyron When you look at the pictures of refugees on the borders of Hungary, just remember what we do here.

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jk_rowling Just heard from Warner Bros. ‘Cancel the trailers, somebody’s called her a cunt on Twitter again!’ twitter.com/watsoncomedian…

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I should be able to get a phone camera shot and zoom in to see what he’s actually working on.

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Guy on the train gas hid laptop open on some Cisco router interface, presses a button, silently makes the “Oh shit no!” gesture.

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iamdevloper Ahmed builds a clock and gets arrested…

Yet Angular.js developers everyday are building applications and are escaping criminal charges.

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Circular definition? RT @LawrenceMichael: FBI Cyber Mission is to identify, pursue and to defeat cyber adversaries

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Needs to get a grip. RT @BrianHonan Speaker from @FBI at stating the attack against Sony Entertainment was an act of warfare

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@jrhennessy @jc_cummins Yep, all of their achievements are reported.

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jrhennessy you literally never hear about young liberals unless they’re a) saying something insanely racist or b) getting into slapfights

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@kevthecamel Ah. I’m thinking about a longer timeframe than ” social media”.

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johnthelutheran This is fascinating: how Jacques Attali predicted the death of the music industry through a “crisis of proliferation” bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-…

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@Westpac Oh cheers, Ken. The one machine is definitely crashed, but the other’s light patterns were weird (tho it worked).

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@eightiestragic Appalling though Tampa was, I’m still not sure that I want to single out that cnutery because it was more complex that that.

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@rpy Yeah that too. I was settling into my and have yet to dig out a Bigger Device.

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@rpy Oh nip over to stopmalcolm.com because you’ll love it.

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I get cranky about these things because it’s clear to me that Australia has become a more ignorant place over the past 30 years.

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@f_roggy @aleeb88 The sad fact is that in most cases it’s true. But assuming it is appalling.

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@f_roggy @aleeb88 Then I guess you get the point that assuming that someone needs “extra help” based solely on their race is an indictment.

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@f_roggy @aleeb88 Did you read all three tweets? I ask because you may need extra help.

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Hah. @Westpac ATMs at Haymarket branch. One stuck on “Processing your transaction”, the other flashing deposit slot light no matter what.

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GordyPls pic.twitter.com/SIXlwAchwV

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@JustJimWillDo Indeed. They in fact reduce it. Password? “nmc/9dXKFhKpnVerWrgA8WQr+VhRYtqm” Oh I forgot that. My dog was called “Duke” tho.

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@baralong @CatherineDeveny Heh. You may well have gotten that from me, because I tend to pimp it from time to time.

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@baralong @CatherineDeveny NZ Privacy Commissioner booked a holiday the other week, form asked “gender”. Why? Will the room be different?

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@baralong @CatherineDeveny Well, you’re preaching to the choir here. But so much administrative process is simply rote-copied behaviour.

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@baralong @CatherineDeveny Malaysia’s immigration cards, that you fill in on the plane, have a single text field “name”.

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@CatherineDeveny @baralong I am SO with you on this. And now, pointless over-collection of data is a real problem.

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JazzTwemlow Humanity to introduce “Aw, that’s too bad” button on people’s shoulders. Pat lightly to avoid having to articulately express empathy.

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@JustJimWillDo I want to answer with something re water drops and rocks. But honestly? I get angry with blindly following The Dumb System.

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I do get why the question is there. But the very fact that it’s there means we know we’re still treating blackfellas like shit. Wrong. (3/3)

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I left it blank. Asked about it, I replied: ‘Why? Are you proposing to treat me differently on the basis of my race?” awkward silence. (2/3)

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I remember the last time I had to fill in a Centrelink form, years ago, it asked “Are you Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander?” (1/3)

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“Comment: Why is ‘marital status’ still a question?” asks @CatherineDeveny sbs.com.au/news/article/2…

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@chris_stevenson Can’t we just pour molten lead down their throats and be done with it?

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My Thai has turned to shit.

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“Young Liberal” as a trending topic? In 1976, maybe.

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trendinaliaAU 10 verified accounts helped to turn ‘Young Liberal’ into a Trending Topic. Some of them: @PoliticsFairfax, @bengrubb & @stilgherrian

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FFS @JetstarAirways get a goddam aircraft to OOL so we can put an end to @R_Chirgwin’s endless stream of misery. I’m so over it.

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We must free Antarctica of its ice scourge. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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I meant to RT this snippet from the Ahmed Mohammed presser earlier, but forgot. This is generosity of spirit. twitter.com/MuhammadLila/s…

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“Control order on Melbourne teenager despite terrorism charges being dropped”, writed @FarrellPF & @safimichael theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@JohnBirmingham Now there’s a six-word sentence you don’t see very often.

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ZacDavies First Tone, now this! What a month! twitter.com/mumbrella/stat…

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And look at them. They’re both so punchable. smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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“James Camilleri … of the moderates claimed the hard-right’s Jakov ‘Jay’ Miljak grappled with him after a fiery debate over female quotas.”

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“Young Liberal meeting boils over as verbal clashes turn physical on night of leadership spill”, writes @HeathJAston smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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“Turnbull considers communications minister replacement”, writes @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/turnbu…

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SarahDingleABC ABC notice board. Love a bit of entrepreneurship. pic.twitter.com/PMB6V8vN6p

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Colvinius@nouripour This is neither Homs not Aleppo. This is the Hungarian-Serbian border. (via @latzi99) pic.twitter.com/xZ4cpYM2Tx

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kcarruthers old but still apt from @WarTard: The West v ISIS: Air strikes just mean endless war minus victory. wartard.blogspot.com.au/2014/10/the-we…

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qz The Chinese government is censoring a documentary about mothers who love their gay kids qz.com/504022 pic.twitter.com/Suw5iTOVuZ

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[Looks at clock.] Decision made by default, it seems.

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@simonhackett on Australia’s ‘agile, innovative and creative’ future” and batteries from @RNBreakfast today. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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nehadk All 5 awkward teenagers who don’t know how to use a computer cried out when hearing about the closure of Zoo Weekly.

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And now, The Decision. Drinks and dinner before and a late return? Or 1721 and kangaroo steak at 2030?

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@glengyron Let’s just pretend we’ve never seen this ever.

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Meanwhile, playing in my favourite corner..youtube.com/watch?v=mJgFU3…tX

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@dobes @TimWattsMP @edhusicMP They’ve all gone a bit funny in Canberra this week, and it can’t just be all the pingers Malcolm brought.

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I was going to suggest a hashtag, for Ahmed, but you know it’d go very wrong very quickly.

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XHNews : China, U.S. to set up JV to build high-speed railway from Las Vegas to LA, construction to start in 2016 pic.twitter.com/glEpztNku1

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@nancycato1 That’s worth saving for next time, thank you.

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Wow, there’s a lot of things happening all at once in this tweet. twitter.com/StephenCena/st…

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red_mercer Let farm animals drink. They don’t have much to look forward to pic.twitter.com/003FQAxij4

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corybernardi For those in press, you know I hate to disappoint but nothing has changed on my Twitter bio for many, many months. Much ado about nothing.

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What’s the Medicare service code for cupcakes?

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So, how many articles have been written about Zuckerberg and the not-like button compared than what the Pope has said in the same period?

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So, how many articles have been written about Zuckerberg and the not-like button compared to what the Pope has said in the same period?

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So, how many articles have been written about Zuckerberg and the not-like button compared with what the Pope has said in the same period?

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@ERN_Malleyscrub @faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista Maybe look at the question I was responding to. You don’t build a 1990 design in 2020.

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@ERN_Malleyscrub @faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista Yeah, you have totally missed the point. I can’t see how to make my point more clearly.

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_AmyGray_ Here’s an actual real invite sent to women doctors in Queensland. So they can network…and decorate cupcakes. Pls RT pic.twitter.com/wHNRSzqST6

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NSW finally works out how to solve the housing affordability crisis. Pic courtesy Meriton Group. pic.twitter.com/KUZXAhOcx0

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With some sort of hook, I presume… or an officer on a trapeze. twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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@ERN_Malleyscrub @faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista Australia is not “decades behind” in technology, imo, and I doubt I’ve ever said it was.

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@ERN_Malleyscrub @faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista You’ve missed my point. Collins were built from 1990-2003. Copies in 2030 = 30yo tech.

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deansherr Cory Bernardi has removed the Liberal Party from his Twitter bio and is now a “Conservative Senator” pic.twitter.com/AacRsQPYnL

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“Bible apps are EVIL says John McAfee as he phishes legal sysadmins in real time”, writes @R_Chirgwin theregister.co.uk/2015/09/17/mca…

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I think I might pop through Thaitown for a while.

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Right. I think I have enough opiates in me for this shoulder to be put back. Approaching the place.

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@bigjonhughes So the law is about who carries the food, not about where I choose to sit? That’s even sillier.

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bigmac Just spotted this in a scammy email “If I like you, write me”

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@faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista And I daresay I’ll be one of those whose thinking is stuck in the past of 2015.

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@faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista There’ll be a phenomenal shift in military technology in the next decade. Many assumptions will be wrong.

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scottcarson1957 Trump won, because nobody could kill him.

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@faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista That said, I’m not blindly saying newer is better. The F-35 is IMHO an utter debacle.

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@faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista My understanding also is that Collins is a fine piece of kit. But we’re talking kit for 2030 now.

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jonlovett Eleven people were asked to pick a woman to put on our money, and five of the answers were mom, wife, no one, and two foreigners.

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@faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista It’d be less important in this age of computer-controlled machine tools, but the production line is gone.

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Basically the fresh air of a lovely spring afternoon is reserved for nonexistent smokers. Food must be consumed indoors in artificial light.

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Kings Cross licensing insanity: I can’t eat lunch at outside tables of the Bourbon because that’s the smoking area. No-one else is there.

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@faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista Besides, the tooling and worker knowledge is gone now. You’d effectively be starting from scratch.

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@faully33 @Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista If we did that, we’d fail to take advantage of three decades of technological advances. Seems unwise.

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@Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista I’ll see what I can find at @ASPI_org and @LowyInstitute. @warisboring had good stuff on SE Asian sub arms race.

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@Tim_Beshara @Drag0nista Depends mostly on how many we want on station in South China Sea and Indian Ocean. 12 isn’t many with transit time.

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@Tim_Beshara Drones will definitely change the balance, but attacking a sub they’re little different from a long range torpedo.

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@Drag0nista @Tim_Beshara Remind me to dig out some links later. They’re important force projection and intelligence gathering platforms.

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@Tim_Beshara And these drone subs communicate with their human commanders how, exactly? Supplement, yes. Obsolete, no.

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jeffchu Someone pls call @MittRomney, because @JebBush could use a binder full of women right about now.

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Yeah, you know her. Stern woman. Big hair. British. RT @normative: Margaret Thatcher??

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jeffchu Margaret Thatcher! @JebBush could not find an American woman to put on the money. Damn.

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seanmdav Ok now ask Trump about chemtrails and the moon landing.

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crikey_news Today’s @deptofaustralia. Zinger or chestburster? pic.twitter.com/OVrDZ44rwC

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BlogsofWar Fact: Scott Walker was 23 years old at the start of this debate. He is now 47.

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@ApostrophePong He used to. But he hasn’t tweeted since becoming PM. It’ll be interesting to see how he plays it.

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@ApostrophePong Well, he’s been a bit busy to get around to me personally yet. But he does seem to have triggered mass insanity in some.

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Potts Point, as seen while approaching Kings Cross instagram.com/p/7twwr1CFtr/

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mrchrisaddison There’s a string quartet outside my window playing Coldplay songs. I feel like I’m at the wedding of a doomed couple.

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TheFix Jeb Bush’s defense of his Mexican-American wife spurs huge interest on Google. wpo.st/fg6a0 pic.twitter.com/Ur8NabouDu

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@ApostrophePong You are in Washington now. You have no choice.

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Is there, though. I mean, is there. instagram.com/p/7tvPpTCFry/

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Approaching Sydney Central station instagram.com/p/7tuty7iFq9/

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Nutella, the “sugar-packed spread that tastes of chocolate and disappointment”. Ouch. mumbrella.com.au/nutella-quit-t…

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Goddammit, Chile, will you stop that? RT @NWSBayArea: Updated energy map of the pic.twitter.com/fQUtXpq2mu

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Merman_Melville Apple watch, loudly: “It is time for you to poop”
Me: “A-as I was saying, our investors h-”
Watch, louder: “It is your optimal poop time”

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@rwerkh Oh, I have my spam filter set to still deliver dodgy .zip files so I can check them out. Yours must’ve been stripped out.

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@feed_the_chooks Look, are you going to share your drugs or not?

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Nutella isn’t even a real brand, so I don’t know why you’re all getting so excited.

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For the last few days there’s been phishing attempts based around .zip files pretending to be NSW Health payslips. Cute tactic.

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That’s as many as nearly two spiders. RT @weatherchannel: BREAKING: 15.1 foot tsunami reported in Coquimbo.

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It was only 85 years yesterday. RT @JonesRoly: Who the hell looks after babies for 90 years?

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Liking him more and more. RT @R_Chirgwin: Re security, McAfee says: “it’s not my job to stand hear and beat you. But someone should.”

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Or possibly during it. RT @GuardianAus: Buildings shake in Valparaiso, Chile after 8.3 magnitude earthquake – videtrib.al/pi0Zz3B5s

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drearyclocks What is The Guardian trying to tell us? pic.twitter.com/dTSEKa0v9b

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@SynthSid Hmmm…? My aims are perhaps not the same as yours.

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@aki_sihto That’s really the only reason I’m mansplaining myself, that I saw that out-of-touch-ness as a sign of a wider problem.

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@aki_sihto I hadn’t intended to make it more of an issue than a throwaway tweet but here we are. I felt you were saying it wasn’t even that.

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Dear PR People, an app being updated for iOS 9 is not news. Besides, you already have contact with every single person who’ll be affected.

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@aki_sihto … and it strikes me that “mansplaining” reflects 2015’s concerns in gender politics. Politicians should be across this stuff.

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@aki_sihto I understand your argument, but disagree. Words, even ephemeral ones, come into being because there’s a community of use there…

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benkepes Conspiracy theory: this @Microsoft infomercial at is because the acquisition deal between them and @salesforce has already been done..

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@Meri_59 @MikeCarlton01 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA.

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@aki_sihto I’m so pleased* you think it’s an either-or proposition. Besides, word-of-the-year finalists are hardly “niche”.

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umairh The first bunch of questions by CNN are about…Trump. And by CNN I mean the Ministry of Truth for the Donald Trump Regime of America.

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umairh Watching this debate is like listening to drunk guys at the end of the night who got rejected by everyone fight it out over who’s manliest.

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TheFix OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. pic.twitter.com/D7hgUAb8tz

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SwiftOnSecurity Oh my god
Democracy is a popularity contest

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@Meri_59 You’d have to be pretty thick to imagine that @MikeCarlton01 (or I) would be “jealous” of a dreary old lunatic and his crab tarts.

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Politicians need “mansplaining” explained to them. Remember, it’s their JOB to be in touch with a changing world. canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi…

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FionaPattenMLC I am so pleased to be a judge at the Hophaus Inaugural Dachshund Race on Sat. I’ll be judging best dressed, of course pic.twitter.com/waKKkc9ltm

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_FloridaMan Florida Man Pulls Gun During Road Rage Incident, Accidentally Shoots Himself news-press.com/story/news/201…

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Thu plan: 1024 train to Sydney; comms catch-up en route; quick lunch; codeine; 1345 shoulder repairs; other errands (?); return train.

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Looks like WaPo’s drug shipment has arrived. twitter.com/TheFix/status/…

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Look, I’ve already said too much. They are after me. twitter.com/deconstructo/s…

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@MikeCarlton01 I think we all deserve an invitation like that, plus the chance to hear selected tunes from “Annie”.

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TURNBULL is an anagram of JADE HELM.

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THAT WHOLE TV SERIES WAS JUST TESTING OUT THE FINAL PLANS FOR THE ATTACK AGAINST TURNBULL’S FACTIONAL ENEMIES.

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RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT ANGELA LANSBURY IS CHOKING JOE HOCKEY WITH A PILLOWCASE IN A BACK ALLEY IN KINGSTON.

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SEE IT IS A CONSPIRACY IT IS ALL A CONSPIRACY EVERYTHING IS PART OF THE TURNBULL CONSPIRACY. twitter.com/pryorlisa/stat…

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JUST HOW DEEP DOES THIS CONSPIRACY GO. twitter.com/lvlld/status/6…

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Bollinger Bolsheviks.

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“We should also specifically facilitate Turnbull’s downfall in the Bollinger Bolshevik seat of Wentworth.”

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“Why Turnbull is a Labor Stooge” stopturnbull.com His mother worked for the ABC, you know. MY GOD. pic.twitter.com/Hxq2T9gQyZ

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Peter Dutton for Prime Minister. Australia needs a cabbage-led recovery.

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I suppose I’d better work out some sort of plan for the day, starting off with a pain management strategy. I now! Peter Dutton for PM!

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crazyeagles71 @MikeCarlton01 millions of what? Gnats? Tanning bed operators?

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And now @simonhackett is on the wireless.

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Still, @TIME, let’s all be slack-jawed yokels amazed by the “new” things on the internet, right? Sure saves on thinking.

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Also, @TIME, the pricing is per-person? Not per-hour? So you’re not even “renting a granny”, it’s just a catering company with a gimmick.

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So, @TIME, there was a time when you COULDN’T hire casual staff? Oh, you just think it exists now because the web. twitter.com/TIME/status/64…

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rharris334 This bag of what appears to be shredded documents was spotted leaving Prime Minister’s Office today. pic.twitter.com/dWSjn9H2b3

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dailytelegraph Tony Abbott vowed to remain in Parliament House as wife Margie began packing up Kirribilli. bit.ly/1McDSKf pic.twitter.com/ohl26DoWcv

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@dobes Mind you, he also says in his out-of-office that email arriving during his holiday will note even be looked at.

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@dobes Just do what my GP does. Email everyone to say messages sent while on holidays have been deleted, and to re-send if still relevant.

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“I and my party are in lockstep,” says Shorten. Yes, the ALP is ready to fight the Napoleonic Wars. Lockstep. Arsehats.

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Shorten wants to go up against Turnbull in a debate about the future? He actually wants to do that?

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Oh. I thought I had tinnitus there for a moment. Some strange droning sound. But it’s just Burnt Fag-End on the radio.

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So it’s today? It’s GOT to be today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@garystark So you’re saying that @alexkidman was of use in a situation of some kind. Goodness.

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Gawd, London to Paris is only 344km. distancefromto.net/distance-from/… Western Europe is such a pissant little hole.

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Do people realise that the seal-on-a-whale photo is NOT from Sydney, but from Eden, some 550km distant? Much further than London to Paris?

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umairh A nerdy brown kid in Texas picked on for curiosity becomes a national hero the day the GOP ‘debates’ immigrants. There are days I love us.

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@iblametom @hackingteam It looks like a nice day out there so far too.

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Well that was handled very well. A proud family happy with things being turned around.

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Ahmed Mohamed family presser on now. youtube.com/c/fox7austin/l…

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DJBentley Ahmed Mohamed family press conference starting soon youtube.com/c/fox7austin/l…

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Ah. The rational David Kilcullen has been writing about Islamic State for @ASPI_org, so you should read it. aspistrategist.org.au/author/david-k…

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@iblametom @hackingteam OK, I need to get the coffee happening. It’s approaching 0700 here and my worldview is… warped.

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MatthewKeysLive Rochester, New York newspaper trying to be funny on the story and failing hard. pic.twitter.com/HJkZFcziu3

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@flygirlNHM My pleasure. The @DTRTpodcast mob were particularly rowdy, and from this producer’s POV you worked with them so well.

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“How Fear Helped Build Australia’s Supermax Prisons”, writes @JohnBirmingham vice.com/en_au/read/max…

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I thought that @flygirlNHM was very good on @DTRTpodcast series 5 episode 5. comedy.co.uk/podcasts/dothe…

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@purserj But… but she was saying she couldn’t seen any rancour in the party over the election of Turnbull. She must’ve put out her eyes.

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“Jade Helm Observers Unsure What To Do With All This Tactical Shit Now” duffelblog.com/2015/09/jade-h…

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If I hear the news right, Senator Fierravanti-Wells has gouged her eyes out.

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@iblametom Picking on the nice people at @hackingteam. [Smirk.]

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iblametom Hey @hackingteam, you were supposed to be at the DSEI weapons fair this week? Where you at? Everything cool?

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bitcoin_txt Excellent. Now we just need to work on corrupting politicians and mid-level bankers.

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Ahmed is part of Jade Helm. It all makes sense now.

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POTUS Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It’s what makes America great.

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Thursday. Look. They know you. You know Them. We’ve all been here before. Why pretend it’ll ever be any better? Give up now. Thursday.

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