Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 4th, 2015

“Palm civet poke in some by Tom to get one run out a lot Wichita Falls,” apparently. @Herring1967

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YouTube’s auto-captioning system can’t handle Limmy’s accent, @Herring1967 youtube.com/watch?v=gvfCRh… “Just a dustpan national gain a slim.”

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Yeah, a suppose footballers really would be stupid enough to go the “We waz hacked” line, eh @NSWRL? twitter.com/NSWRL/status/6…

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@tuo2 It’s not as much of a stretch if you, ah… never mind.

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So Apple’s Tim Cook ain’t no back door man..cnet.com/news/tim-cook-…Yu

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For a moment, I thought this said “Biden lacks transgender military service”, which is true. Then, horrible images. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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Hey Semioticians, have a go at the layers upon layers of meaning in this one. twitter.com/geeksrulz/stat…

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I have decided to finish the podcast tomorrow. Today has been long enough already, and approaching it fresh will be good.

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It’s this sort of imagery that truly captures and enhances the spectacle of top-level sport. twitter.com/bernietb/statu…

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@michaelneale @gnoll110 Oh thank you. As I’ve said before, it’s hard to tell how such things will go down.

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Not a lot of Hitler, though. Just a little bit of Hitler. Enough Hitler to spice things up without getting carried away with Nazi shit.

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Oh yeah, @ZDNet, people should seriously read this, ‘cos the guy who wrote it is awesome, and it mentions Hitler. twitter.com/ZDNet/status/6…

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These Turks are clever, @Menulog. I wouldn’t put it past them.

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Either @Menulog’s expected delivery time system has failed daylight saving, or a suburban Turkish restaurant can deliver food into the past.

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@Kviii Well I mean the dead-pig face-fucker who face-fucked a dead pig. Or so was claimed.

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So, this podcast is getting a bit shouty

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Hey has the dead-pig face-fucker been brought to account yet?

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It’s 1700 AEDT. I’ve got most of the scripting don and audio grabs assembled. Time to grab some drinks and start recording.

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shit_rbtc_says How can Volkswagen use the blockchain to regain Trust?

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shit_rbtc_says Ladies if your man doesnt have some bitcoin then he cant handle anything and has no danger sex appeal.

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Well here’s an image that’ll help* the kiddies get to sleep. twitter.com/ABCTV/status/6…

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It begins in a child’s cot, @troyhunt. That first infantile mastery of the physical. I BROKE MY TOYS I AM AS A GOD. twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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@NicholasFryer Yes, it’s great work in that popular genre, Will You Damn Kids Get Off My Lawn. I kinda suspected you’d turn out like this.

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I say, the episode of @NicholasFryer’s “The Arch Window” for tonight’s “The 9pm Edict” is rather good. Some great parenting advice.

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@MWhalan @zackster I couldn’t possibly comment, but I will say that every chindren’s TV presenter I’ve ever met was insane.

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@mcbridesride Heh. I shall be quivering in anticipation.

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Ah! Delete the question once it’s answered, to prevent answers coming days later. Goof thinking, @firstdogonmoon! twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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StarWipe No Really, Who The Fuck Is This? starwipe.com/r/243tsd pic.twitter.com/DIFR6e1hTu

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NoToFeminism Femiists To-Do List
- abortion
- emails
- do something fun (get abortion)
- 2pm meeting (abortion)
- abortion coffee with friend
- abortion

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AngeMaryClaire Great stuff. pic.twitter.com/QjTbm2IZSV

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@domknight Yeah, that’s an odd criterion for transparency.

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I’ve always thought that Rock Bottom would’ve been the screen name of a C-grade British gay porn star. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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I see that stopturnbull.com is just getting better* and better*.

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pourmecoffee Yale has put 170,000 photos from Great Depression online, searchable every possible way photogrammar.yale.edu pic.twitter.com/nPWUCgiWTJ

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@cjlambert Maybe I should collect some of these into a little book called “The Learnings”.

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@scottcarson1957 I agree. About the pastime. Very Ray Bradbury. You seem a ways off dotage yet, though.

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@hughstephens You should know by now that the “9pm” in the podcast title is a metaphor. Like “Australian Women’s Weekly”.

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At least @scottcarson1957 is cheering himself up by watching those nuclear warheads coming in.

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Midday (AEDT) reminder: “Send Stilgherrian to Ruxcon 2015” pozible.com/corruptednerds2 pic.twitter.com/0rIQir8sHP

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So yeah, as I say, I’m writing and recording an episode of “The 9pm Edict” today.

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Some of you are not helping.

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IT’S “DAYLIGHT SAVING” YOU DUMB FUCKS THERE IS NO “S” AT THE END SO WILL YOU PLEASE FUCKING WELL STOP THAT YOU STUPID MORONIC CUNTS.

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dellcam There’s no wind on the moon, moron. Interview with Rage Against The Machine’s bassistt: rol.st/1O9i589 pic.twitter.com/tTA0tKQcSW

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kcarruthers Reasons why @BuzzFeed is the future of news No. eleventy pic.twitter.com/yGpUw4aMBY

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@PlaneTalking @Telstra Don’t worry, They know where to find you.

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Well this should make a few people I know suddenly feel old. [Smirks,] Suck it up, kiddies, who are kiddies no more. twitter.com/FarmboyinJapan…

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@expectproblems Oh dear. I never realised you had it this bad.

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So, @expectproblems, here’s the sort of thing that can be done with those Apollo Program photos. twitter.com/Alex_Parker/st…

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LucyXIV Hemsworth: “but a bit weird he insisted on me calling him Daddy” pic.twitter.com/E69TUeiC9s

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@Telstra You guys have always been good at catching tone. Some companies turn into corporate comms robots with anything outside the norm.

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I’m assuming that @Telstra’s Twitter-CRM integration entry comes up as “annoying arsehat” when I tweet at them. Maybe I should FOI that.

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@Telstra Cheers, Oliver. It’s always the “every reason” or “unlimited” stuff that gets tricky, eh? Anyway, Happy Sunday.

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@bengrubb @Telstra Meh. I’ve done worse. And they know where to find me.

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I would suggest, @Telstra, that “no matter why you’re travelling” isn’t entirely true.

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“I am on the run from the police after a failed bomb plot, @Telstra. Which broadband device will hide my location?” twitter.com/Telstra/status…

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Sun plan: Quick bloggery (part done); produce an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast; Weekly Wrap; meal breaks at appropriate points.

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@PlaneTalking @expectproblems Shoosh, Ben, and get back to stopping those boats or the death cult will get us don’t you know anything.

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jrhennessy bernard gaynor’s speculative fiction is not that good imo pic.twitter.com/TYsGn6sdYy

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It was like this for weeks at a time, @expectproblems pic.twitter.com/PZiRzSEgoZ

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Of course it all looked like this at the time, @expectproblems. We got a day off school to watch this. pic.twitter.com/8l2JjykQss

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@expectproblems For those of us young kids who watched this stuff on TV and the like, it was a fine time to grow up. Anything was possible.

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NASA has put 8400+ Apollo Program photos onto Flickr. flickr.com/photos/project… HT @BoingBoing pic.twitter.com/JsywI035eX

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@SwiftOnSecurity Yeah, worrying about cause and effect is for arsehats. I like your universe.

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@mcbridesride Heh. Two Minutes Hate are for those who open their wallets $100 or wider. ;) stilgherrian.com/tip/

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New blog post: “Talking crowdfunding journalism on ABC’s @RNmediareport”. Behind the curtain of “The 9pm Edict” too. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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HLMenckenBot The idea that school-children are happy is of a piece with the idea that the lobster in the pot is happy.

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Apart from the silly man putting an “s” at the end of “saving”, @mcbridesride’s vision of the future is accurate. twitter.com/mcbridesride/s…

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This is what to tell climate non-change arsehats who say “It’s cold”. More heat in the system means mores extremes. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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@chrisjrn @jeamland I haven’t been through LAX since Sep 2012, apparently. It’s all been direct SYD-SFO on That Airline With The Old Things.

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@jeamland Yeah, I’ve never found the alleged “problems” with LAX anything more than tired, overworked people having to deal with arsehats.

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus It’s friendly enough, and safe, but NBO at 0500 isn’t what you would call ‘organised”, and nothing is open.

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Mind you, @jeamland, people should do a transfer at NBO at 0500-ish before they’re allowed to complain about LAX.

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@jeamland Oh that’s not as foul as I’d feared. But it does have LAX in it, so there’s that.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “US-China agreement is cyberpeace for our time, in public anyway” zdnet.com/article/us-chi…

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@jeamland If you’re at SEA now, does this mean you have a Long Adventure at LAX before arriving in Sydney at Oh God Hundred tomorrow?

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Ah, here! “In the first half of October, Australia celebrates Whatever The Fuck Weather I Tell You It Is Fortnight.” bit.ly/IqT6zt

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Can someone please explain why Sydney will have 35C temperatures today? When October 2013 had this just 100km away? pic.twitter.com/kAjQfoJoDl

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Sun plan, draft: Quick bloggery; produce an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast; Weekly Wrap; meal breaks at appropriate points;.

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Sunday. God will show you exactly what He thinks of people like you, you can be sure of that. Sunday.

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