I’m going away now, because everything is obviously appalling and our species is going to Hell.
Correct. twitter.com/MyTinehNimjeh/…
What’s important? 1. Wiggly aluminium crap? 2. That people can afford somewhere to live? 3. Hashtag #interweave? twitter.com/maximaxoo/stat…
@ben_hr Sorry, yes, I stand corrected.
Detrammed.
Mission Accomplished. twitter.com/rashasman/stat…
One day Silicon Valley might step back from the arsehole society it’s enabling and decide not to be a pack of cunts. One day. Maybe.
The “trust economy” is essentially re-learning the last 150 years of how civilised societies should work, but with apps.
Why should Airbnb hosts be different from everything else on American society? twitter.com/verge/status/6…
Oh good, this’ll help*. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…
@_midofo_ Yeah I’m not clicking through that, I know what’ll happen.
@elronxenu Yep, that’ll do it. Sometimes the @bunjaree Internet of Trees blows out to that sort of lag.
Entrammed, for the third time.
BONUS TURKEY. instagram.com/p/_JphYKCFpY/
@RealNickHodge @smperris You’ll keep.
@elronxenu Oh, I misunderstood. The web buffering can be as low as 10 or 15s, or out to a minute or more, depending on network latency.
And the radio spot is done. I think I have a clean recording, so I’ll post that on my website tomorrow.
@elronxenu My tweets are slow.
@VirtualTal It’s wonderful work, isn’t it.
@elronxenu Have you heard of buffering?
Joe Jackson. Good God.
If you want to listen to this spot, after the song, it’s streamed at abc.net.au/adelaide/ or through ABC apps.
Now playing on ABC @891adelaide: Gloria Gaynor’s “Never can say goodbye” youtube.com/watch?v=CCSvNZ…
Ready to go live on ABC @891adelaide from ABC Sydney TARDIS 1. instagram.com/p/_Jhby3CFr6/
It’s reached the point where neither the front-desk security guy or the Master Control Room guy asks who I am. It’s straight into the ABC.
@bigfootynews If only.
Arriving at Ultimo slightly early, with enough time for a sneaky ale.
@bigfootynews Sure, figured you meant well or you wouldn’t be plugging him. Don’t mind me. Maybe I’m over-thinking it.
@bigfootynews Well, there is that. :)
I understand you’s makin’ jokes, but normalising not being able to pronounce two of the planet’s most common names? twitter.com/bigfootynews/s…
Entrammed, again.
So @Forbes is now going with Wright-as-Satoshi as probably an elaborate hoax. Wright fibbed about PhD? forbes.com/sites/thomasbr…
@GyanS @samkalidi That would be this one from 1998. gawker.com/5955315/intern…
I’m guessing it’ll be a Identity Crime and the so-called Darknet 101 conversation, eh @891adelaide?
Refreshing my memory with articles like “Card Fraud in the Deep Web” (16 June) resources.infosecinstitute.com/card-fraud-in-…
In a little over an hour I’ll be doing this radio spot on ABC @891adelaide. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
samkalidi Sounds legit. pic.twitter.com/dfYZyOoKP1
Hackers infect
@guardian yarn “Cybercrime: is is out of control?” with Angler exploit kit, thereby hacking readers. theregister.co.uk/2015/12/11/gra…
If you’re sick of being entertained by quality podcasts, you could try “The 9pm Edict” episode recorded last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Pleased to see that people are starting to book (free) audience spots for “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@_midofo_ Not with ads, but it led me to “Gwapo’s Professional DDOS Service (Take down websites for long term)” youtube.com/watch?v=ySdaJb…
BernardKeane It’s Friday evening but spare a thought for the many dedicated Fairfax journos working late on Atlassian PR pieces for tomorrow.
@nonanoic Wasn’t who I was thinking off. This was more directly a card and stolen credential market. Oh well, it’ll come to me.
@trentyarwood @NewtonMark My spreadsheet also got a bit scrambled, though, so maybe you’re right. [Shrug]
I’ll be talking “darknet” criminal markets on ABC @891adelaide at 2130 ACDT / 2200 AEDT. abc.net.au/adelaide/ and on ABC apps.
@trentyarwood I’m pretty sure you pledged twice, two different amounts. But if not, hey, yes you have “value”.
@JayMo31415 Heh. Thanks.
@yinettesys It only took seconds to establish that you’re a lying liar who lies.
@JayMo31415 I suppose so. It’s certainly not a well-framed question.
@yinettesys Really?
And you expect you’ll get your pizza delivered up there, @JohnBirmingham? twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…
What was the name of that Russian cybercrime market that used to make those cool video adverts on YouTube?
“How do you expect to make lasagne when bicycles aren’t permitted on freeways?” twitter.com/yaoeo/status/6…
Sydney instagram.com/p/_I-mK3CFjN/
@WarWraith Indeed.
@WarWraith That’s not the same thing, though well played.
@andrewdotnich I am overwhelmed and must now crawl away to die, probably under the refrigerator.
Entrammed.
@andrewdotnich I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOUR VIEWS ON COMPOST IN DETAIL AND AT LENGTH.
@andrewdotnich Good to see you worming yourself back into the conversation.
Alan Jones spends a lot of time chatting in pubs, does he? twitter.com/earleyedition/…
@purserj If you find out, punch them for me.
Asking the NSW Greens about transport is like consulting a duck about heart surgery.
LucyXIV give Pell a break, who hasn’t chucked a sickie every now and then to avoid a royal commission into child sexual abuse
@tobin @aimee_maree Exactly. The $500-in-a-motel productions are probably very nasty indeed.
@aimee_maree Hmmm. They certainly did, though I wonder if it’s an outlier? Either way, it’s a point worth exploring, yes.
@caseyjohnellis @jakimfett @thegrugq @riskybusiness Yeah this is a scoop.
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/_I1mxlCFps/
Crossing the Great Western Highway instagram.com/p/_I067WiFoq/
An impolite tweet about Blaxland.
@caseyjohnellis @riskybusiness Well I know at least 7 or 8 people who aren’t Satoshi either.
WarWraith Hey @tppwholesale? I’m getting a message, but I don’t think it’s what you were trying to say.
#fail pic.twitter.com/qHqbGR7BcH
Fair point. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…
juhasaarinen Good thing they’re bandaging up his enormous prolapse at the party. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…
davidadonaldson Very strong piece: We Asked 22 Librarians About The Most Italian Guy They Ever Had To Find A Book For clickhole.com/article/we-ask…
It’s not an OH if you’re the one saying it. twitter.com/0x1C/status/67…
@juhasaarinen So you have a crackerfew?
Has anyone considered the possibility that @riskybusiness is Satoshi?
@juhasaarinen Would you like me to get you a biscuit?
Kinda wishing I’d gone to New Zealand now. #kiwicon
Yeah, @silviocesare is definitely the guy.
nfFrenchie Further confirmation of the real founder of bitcoin’s identity! @typhoonfilsy @silviocesare #kiwicon pic.twitter.com/PPCIhtu2RT
@juhasaarinen I would never make fun of you, Juha. Never. [Pats gently.]
This way to Sydney… instagram.com/p/_IraUYiFrP/
Clicks. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
expectproblems Lean down to scratch my foot; Apple Watch congratulates me on hitting my move goal for the day.
The future is awesome.
He’s waiting until you leave so he can do a poo. twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…
needacoin The same people who fear #bitcoin feared Y2k pic.twitter.com/65ef6ebbCq
@flare2004 @mpesce “Interesting” is a word. Worth watching, perhaps, but then IM traffic creates a timing pattern.
@NicholasFryer My podcasts are essentially a long-form case study in Stockholm Syndrome.
GonzoHacker The worst part is that deep down we all know that Trump is the president we deserve
TheOnion Delicate Little Man Kept Awake All Night By Having Coffee After Four O’Clock onion.com/1jRGbZk pic.twitter.com/oqA60G2Q6p
@NicholasFryer It’s OK, they won’t be very good.
@BXGD I suppose you could, but it’d take ages.
AND WE’D HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT HADN’T BEEN FOR THOSE MEDDLING TEACHERS. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
Wow, and I was only just thinking, “The world NEEDS more of those wobbly things!” twitter.com/rossdawson/sta…
jwzayn how are straight white boys even surviving pic.twitter.com/lzjXiqN55L
First, the printer recognises you. Then it judges the quality of your writing in the documents you print. twitter.com/D_Keating/stat…
@BrigadierSlog Yeah, I just rolled it too early. I should’ve auto-sequenced that bit.
Things just catch fire sometimes. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
@BrigadierSlog Was it? I thought it was bit all over the place, to be honest, but there you go.
benpobjie Follow your food, learn your food’s habits, strike when your food least expects it twitter.com/Mamamia/status…
Last night I made a new episode of “The 9pm Edict” too. You can listen to it on the internet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Eight days until the recording of “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2” at the Salisbury Hotel, Stanmore. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
VictoriaPolice We have contacted Mr Shorten’s office in relation to the alleged use of a mobile while driving. The matter will be referred to local police.
TheFix The absolutely epic trolling letter Jeb Bush’s PAC sent to Donald Trump’s lawyer. wpo.st/8VJw0 pic.twitter.com/oQFv26tQhI
NSWRFS #NSWRFS and #CSIRO experiments, to better understand how grass fires burn in different weather conditions. youtube.com/watch?v=FgD3_p…
willmumford 19 year old dude called Bud Weisser arrested for trespassing Budweiser brewery reuters.com/article/us-mis…
dog_rates C’mon guys. We’ve been over this. We only rate dogs. This is a cow. Please only submit dogs. Thank you…… 9/10 pic.twitter.com/WjcELNEqN2
It’s just you. Definitely just you. Or just that other person, anyway. Definitely not me. twitter.com/expectproblems…
dog_rates Say hello to Oliver. He thought what was inside the pillow should be outside the pillow. Blurry since birth. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/lFU9W31Fg9
Bloody trollophone. pic.twitter.com/jz0G5JrNCV
Oh good. I successfully deflected the saucepan from falling onto a glass and breaking it and onto all the other glasses and breaking them.
Being blamed for things.
So I’m listening to this, and @reillystyley is causing my brain to haemorrhage and my ears to bleed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Now listening to @RNDownload’s “Very disruptive agile ideas boom special”abc.net.au/radionational/… #nimble #nimblenimble
Disappointed that @RNmediareport is ending, but @richardaedy’s final episode is a good’un. abc.net.au/radionational/…
jburnmurdoch Outstanding use of animated chart to tell a story, from @FT #dataviz supremo @theboysmithy on.ft.com/1YZDBQP pic.twitter.com/5j20yP7Bky
“The 9pm Garden of Hate” is now also on @SoundCloud. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…
Fri plan, redraft: Podcast loose ends; story pitches for @zdnetaustralia; chores; 1424 train to Sydney, planning en route; 2150 radio spot.
@expectproblems Sad but true.
@anusha_srini It’s @R_Chirgwin’s dining table at @bunjaree. I don’t think Ikea had anything to do with this one.
@anusha_srini It does have its positive aspects, yes.
@expectproblems Cheese urges are so easy to trigger.
The fixed version of “The 9pm Garden of Hate” is now also up on @spreaker. spreaker.com/user/skankmedi…
New podcast: “The 9pm Garden of Hate” stilgherrian.com/edict/00053/ pic.twitter.com/PC3ZFhlqLH
Suddenly remembering this gorgeous moment from The Kumars at No. 42. youtu.be/iYJ_zn2W3rk?t=…
@dsturnbull Ah, the fear of changing what we do, even when we know it’s silly. TV stations are not the greatest innovators.
@dsturnbull So, show the vision. Say something when there’s something to say. Stop the endless tumble of words. Cricket vs horse race call.
@dsturnbull I”m not quite sure what you mean. But if there’s no news, why have anything at all? Or just show the vision and STFU.
Most of my columns described accurately. twitter.com/fanfiction_txt…
So more audio of people saying “We don’t really know what’s happening” and speculation tumbling out of their mouths. To what purpose?
And he’s been arrested.
We cross to the newsroom to hear that the incident is now being described officially as “a man with a gun”. Got it.
Now it’s live vision of police cars parked in a street, too distant to see, and we’re hearing what the tweets are saying.
A stream of words comes out of his mouth, but he’s just telling us what’s in the photo in the tweet, and that universities have students.
Watch a live feed of a TV news channel which has a tweet on screen and a man talking who knows no more than us. #futureofmedia
KevinNoel A man has driven a truck full of propane tanks up to the lawn of #Arkansas State University livestream.com/WMCTV/live #HereWeGoAgain
I’m currently preparing a version of last night’s “The 9pm Edict” with the levels fixed, to be uploaded within the next two hours. #9pmlive
BlogsofWar Active Loon. twitter.com/pzf/status/675…
@garystark I am choosing to not think about this any further.
Innovation to the Node with a Multi-Educatory Mix? twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…
“Chubby hyper-sapphic porcelain pleasure spheres”? What was I thinking last night? #9pmlive
“The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2” update: panel includes @JazzTwemlow @kcarruthers. publichouseforum2.eventbrite.com pic.twitter.com/ZaQ0kNqNmh
MarkDiStef Good seeing Malcolm Turnbull’s innovation agenda cutting through… (h/t @GeorgeBludger) pic.twitter.com/IxH2uiBJVY
The remarkable thing about this story is Burnt Fag-End being able to fire off so many neurons all at once. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
Fri plan, draft: Podcast loose ends; story pitches for @zdnetaustralia; chores; migrate to Sydney, writing en route; 2150 radio spot.
@LightheartedDan A farmhand’s work is never done.
What’s happening with @JohnKerry’s head in this photo? How is it being inflated, and with what? twitter.com/MinisterTdB/st…
mrnickharvey Convince people you’re Donald Trump simply by sticking a pile of dead leaves on your head. pic.twitter.com/gBdL6E7OQp
@juhasaarinen Today will definitely be fraudulent.
Friday. Please check for defects and hidden infections. Do it carefully. Friday.