Gorn.
@DavidParis Of course not.
@DavidParis You are terrible people.
What the fuck even is this? https://t.co/CMFg4CMRk3
You should probably disregard this. https://t.co/ofAtpzuSvy
Like I care what you do with a cucumber.
Yay Cameron Daddo. instagram.com/p/_MGeRfiFmf/
This tweet explains everything. https://t.co/gxDSi0V26O
Speling.
I really can’t affor drugs like this. https://t.co/DNMyoVrr8O
GeorgeBrandis is so rootable.
Just in case you were wondering… pic.twitter.com/6vEe3LQwx4
Australia’s favourite Attorney-General confirms we’re a dutiful deputy. pic.twitter.com/4sbteGeUz2
I believe the chef understands how I want my tub waan. I may die.
What sort of softcock counts their beers?
Here we go. Shut up @paulwallbank. instagram.com/p/_L5S-BiFh0/
Cunt. https://t.co/VU8FPBKQmh
Oh well that’s good. https://t.co/HhBtVPvJgW
“Australia likely to reject US request to send more forces to fight Islamic Stateâ€, reports @abcnews https://t.co/Pj73FW4sgy
I say, @JustinianNews has been rather savage re the departing editor of The Australian. https://t.co/kYxiCTDbgv https://t.co/kzCFQVirXZ
ddowza The only good fascist is a dead one. Not sure Orwell would disagree, but keep pretending he would mate.
irisherself what do you mean in the camera? pic.twitter.com/cbkiv1tGW7
@iain_chalmers Heh. This is my patch.
@jturner_ibrs Oh nicely done spotting that link.
In which Paul Carr links “Cameron’s Cronies†and “Silicon Valley’s most sinister propaganda machineâ€, Uber. https://t.co/OzRVMfwWUi
Drone wars over Tokyo. https://t.co/KFg3Ows7l9
“Australia belatedly joins ‘coalition of ambition’ at Paris climate talksâ€, writes @lenoretaylor https://t.co/9NtPKIMuxp
“Malcolm’s mess: how the Coalition’s NBN came unstuckâ€, writes @han_francisco https://t.co/BiNSyUXJM0
@A_L_Daley Not that one. Scrolling back will revel all.
idiotandroid Retweeted enigmaking (@thewriterben):
Public Restroom Graffiti ift.tt/1J1Bl2m pic.twitter.com/fcT2WGuD18 fb.me/1XXr5druJ
@NicholasFryer @alexkidman Well, I mean “robot lizardâpic.twitter.com/DVkZ5v2gkX2gkX
@NicholasFryer @alexkidman There is no lizard robot.
Thaitown.
@scottamcintyre I bet you I couldn’t, and my debit card balance would support me in this.
@NicholasFryer Instagram removed your @ but here is the proof. https://t.co/2fBcYbB0TT
Some of us have self-control, you know.
Mission Accomplished, nicholasfryer! instagram.com/p/_LZS6JiFrG/
[Gulp.] The Descent. instagram.com/p/_LYrl6CFqR/
@iain_chalmers I think King St is pretty much fucked no matter what.
I am in the Sydney CBD and there is no reason for you to be alarmed.
@scott_thewspot @jurornumber5 Given that it’s about human nature more than the law, it seems, that makes sense.
Embussed. With the Ordinary People.
@SnarkyPlatypus “Reclaim the Streets”? They’re appropriating the feminist anti-rape slogan for traffic management?
Oh. Protest against the highway that will reduce the traffic jam by jamming traffic on a busy Saturday. Arsehats. https://t.co/3ArAiUNFVN
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s a frill-neck, and can be set to either run away from sudden movement or follow you like a pet.
Oh and what are they protesting against? Cheese? Electrons? Subtraction? https://t.co/eBdVm7PFq9
I will not buy any kind of robot or helicopter.
I will not buy a robot lizard.
Right. I will go to the Jaycar store. I will be the single $4.50 item from the Jaycar. I will then leave the Jaycar store. I will.
This piece by “@jurornumber5†titled simply “Jury Duty†is remarkable. https://t.co/apeFTvPf7q
RT @cjlambert: 60% of my facebook https://t.co/2o7Gq4nZED
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s spelled “Jeb!â€.
I looks like Jeb! isn’t doing do well. https://t.co/cWl2Q46R4Y
@g4gracie2 @JazzTwemlow @kcarruthers I made one on Thursday night. stilgherrian.com/edict/00053/
Exactly 7 days from now we’re recording “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2â€. At 2pm. Book a free audience spot. https://t.co/obLhONxlva
justinsteven #ff Satoshi Nakamoto @silviocesare
DrScienceCat Kid’s take on tornado safety pic.twitter.com/n9JmyU9MxN
Some of the portable PA systems on @JaycarAU’s site include the spec “Portability Enhancement: Wheelsâ€. Sigh.
@tobin @JaycarAU I honestly don’t know how I’ve survived without an oscilloscope. I used one so much at scho#notageekgeek
Yes, @jturner_ibrs is right, there is much amusement in this story. https://t.co/m00aLNBWnp
@jturner_ibrs Good work all round here.
So @JaycarAU has a free-delivery deal on, and a Frilled Lizard Robot Kit with IR Sensor. https://t.co/DB08TW0iCU https://t.co/DVkZ5v2gkX
One of these, in fact. https://t.co/HbcvwWxIgx
Hmmm. I need a 3.5mm stereo male to male lead. I think I may have to make a trip to @JaycarAU, and that can be dangerous.
I thought Edward Snowden and OPM had already done this for them. https://t.co/tLGGrC56Fv
wp_alltrending How can I stop possums eating my xmas light wires? #home #cleaning #wpool whrl.pl/TmQ0i
willozap I think Richard Dawkins needs to know about this pic.twitter.com/SqP1aBbhpz
It’s pretty easy to stop something that doesn’t exist, I suppose. Choose easy targets and you can’t fail. https://t.co/jmmx3ehveJ
RT @johnb78: Wonder if they paid full rate or whether the Oz comped them https://t.co/fS3RUU4PCy
@hopeinhell Indeed. I think @jeffsonstein was on the right track heres. https://t.co/NTBGwRLxck
@AliceNSara Perhaps you’d be so kind as to take that ignorant bigoted garbage and shove it right up your arse with a broom handle, yeah?
KPCC Fire breaks out at Coachella Valley Islamic center kp.cc/1QBr6YO pic.twitter.com/0GUobw1tCB
saladinahmed that historical moment when being mentioned in a Wikipedia article goes from gratifying to ominous pic.twitter.com/tapGKZEwW0
No wonder Eton produces such lame criminals. https://t.co/0n2AkWVYGu
@Sam_Hickey Oh how could I forget?
@Sam_Hickey Well I was trying not to use the words “Floppy†or “Droopy†(the lesser-known reindeers).
RT @rpy: What, how many children does this man intend to have https://t.co/CYtI5b7Tet
It just occurred to me that in Japan “Reverse Ferret!†is probably the name of a TV game show.
anarcharaccoon We are everywhere; anarchy will rise. pic.twitter.com/KVZYP5a99b
HuffPostAU This app will help you find and catch a Christmas-decorated bus huff.to/1IZq02U pic.twitter.com/czZ7pmreHI
@astudentnow It’s a little early in the day for drugs.
Cute idea, but for, um, less sturdy women this could look very sad indeed. https://t.co/gFVWoAdg6T
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@astudentnow “Observation†and “offer†may both start with the letter O, but they are very different words.
What’s the Japanese for “Reverse ferret@WIRED@WIRED?
Now @WIRED stresses Very Hard Indeed that they, too, said Wright-as-Satoshi could be a hoax. https://t.co/r89e9zuykP #spinmerightroundbaby
@astudentnow That doesn’t seem a very big task.
@Sam_Hickey Goddamit people are always skimping on their giant metal dinosaur sculptures!
@astudentnow How long is the essay?
@Sam_Hickey Oh well I’m sure I’d have waved back, if I didn’t have to hold onto the hang glider.
@astudentnow Low ambition, that.
Pondering what to do today.
RT @FruzsE: LOL ok https://t.co/VWol2mzSW1
@BernardKeane @MikeCarlton01 He spoke of throwing resources at stories to “take them off†Fairfax, wished he @Kate_McClymontmont’s yarn.
@BernardKeane @MikeCarlton01 That’s quite interesting, given what Mitchell said on @RNmediareport this week. https://t.co/6Ke2cXpEaP
@DDsD @thegrugq @ThePriceOfBTC We certainly are, and don’t you forget it.
What @thegrugq is saying here is that he is Satoshi Nakamoto, and when BTC hits $500 it’s lunar emigration for him. https://t.co/mN1qjSB4YB
@drspacejunk We’re building more, you know. https://t.co/wjZQVYIr1M
@drspacejunk One of these. pic.twitter.com/p6a2rWm0LM
@drspacejunk No, I just beamed into Adelaide using the magic of technology.
sladurantaye This Donald Trump related correction in the Globe is maybe the funniest thing you’ll read today. pic.twitter.com/dQKqxXGgsc
Saturday. If you think this week has been silly, wait until you see what They have in store for you next week. Now bend over. Saturday.