Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 12th, 2015

Like I care what you do with a cucumber.

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I really can’t affor drugs like this. twitter.com/sundayteleed/s…

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GeorgeBrandis is so rootable.

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Australia’s favourite Attorney-General confirms we’re a dutiful deputy. pic.twitter.com/4sbteGeUz2

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I believe the chef understands how I want my tub waan. I may die.

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What sort of softcock counts their beers?

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“Australia likely to reject US request to send more forces to fight Islamic State”, reports @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2015-12-1…

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I say, @JustinianNews has been rather savage re the departing editor of The Australian. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2015/12/12/gad… pic.twitter.com/kzCFQVirXZ

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ddowza The only good fascist is a dead one. Not sure Orwell would disagree, but keep pretending he would mate.

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irisherself what do you mean in the camera? pic.twitter.com/cbkiv1tGW7

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In which Paul Carr links “Cameron’s Cronies” and “Silicon Valley’s most sinister propaganda machine”, Uber. pando.com/2015/05/17/ube…

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“Australia belatedly joins ‘coalition of ambition’ at Paris climate talks”, writes @lenoretaylor theguardian.com/environment/20…

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“Malcolm’s mess: how the Coalition’s NBN came unstuck”, writes @han_francisco smh.com.au/technology/tec…

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@A_L_Daley Not that one. Scrolling back will revel all.

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idiotandroid Retweeted enigmaking (@thewriterben):

Public Restroom Graffiti ift.tt/1J1Bl2m pic.twitter.com/fcT2WGuD18 fb.me/1XXr5druJ

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@scottamcintyre I bet you I couldn’t, and my debit card balance would support me in this.

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Some of us have self-control, you know.

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Mission Accomplished, nicholasfryer! instagram.com/p/_LZS6JiFrG/

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@iain_chalmers I think King St is pretty much fucked no matter what.

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I am in the Sydney CBD and there is no reason for you to be alarmed.

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@scott_thewspot @jurornumber5 Given that it’s about human nature more than the law, it seems, that makes sense.

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Embussed. With the Ordinary People.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Reclaim the Streets”? They’re appropriating the feminist anti-rape slogan for traffic management?

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Oh. Protest against the highway that will reduce the traffic jam by jamming traffic on a busy Saturday. Arsehats. twitter.com/noreasonspec/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s a frill-neck, and can be set to either run away from sudden movement or follow you like a pet.

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Oh and what are they protesting against? Cheese? Electrons? Subtraction? twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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I will not buy any kind of robot or helicopter.

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I will not buy a robot lizard.

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Right. I will go to the Jaycar store. I will be the single $4.50 item from the Jaycar. I will then leave the Jaycar store. I will.

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This piece by “@jurornumber5” titled simply “Jury Duty” is remarkable. medium.com/@jurornumber5/…

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cjlambert 60% of my facebook twitter.com/markleggett/st…

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I looks like Jeb! isn’t doing do well. twitter.com/TheFix/status/…

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Exactly 7 days from now we’re recording “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2”. At 2pm. Book a free audience spot. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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justinsteven Satoshi Nakamoto @silviocesare

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DrScienceCat Kid’s take on tornado safety pic.twitter.com/n9JmyU9MxN

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Some of the portable PA systems on @JaycarAU’s site include the spec “Portability Enhancement: Wheels”. Sigh.

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@tobin @JaycarAU I honestly don’t know how I’ve survived without an oscilloscope. I used one so much at school.

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Yes, @jturner_ibrs is right, there is much amusement in this story. twitter.com/ForbesTech/sta…

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So @JaycarAU has a free-delivery deal on, and a Frilled Lizard Robot Kit with IR Sensor. jaycar.com.au/p/KJ8968?utm_c… pic.twitter.com/DVkZ5v2gkX

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Hmmm. I need a 3.5mm stereo male to male lead. I think I may have to make a trip to @JaycarAU, and that can be dangerous.

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I thought Edward Snowden and OPM had already done this for them. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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wp_alltrending How can I stop possums eating my xmas light wires? whrl.pl/TmQ0i

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willozap I think Richard Dawkins needs to know about this pic.twitter.com/SqP1aBbhpz

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It’s pretty easy to stop something that doesn’t exist, I suppose. Choose easy targets and you can’t fail. twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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johnb78 Wonder if they paid full rate or whether the Oz comped them twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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@AliceNSara Perhaps you’d be so kind as to take that ignorant bigoted garbage and shove it right up your arse with a broom handle, yeah?

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KPCC Fire breaks out at Coachella Valley Islamic center kp.cc/1QBr6YO pic.twitter.com/0GUobw1tCB

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saladinahmed that historical moment when being mentioned in a Wikipedia article goes from gratifying to ominous pic.twitter.com/tapGKZEwW0

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No wonder Eton produces such lame criminals. twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…

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@Sam_Hickey Well I was trying not to use the words “Floppy” or “Droopy” (the lesser-known reindeers).

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rpy What, how many children does this man intend to have pic.twitter.com/CYtI5b7Tet

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It just occurred to me that in Japan “Reverse Ferret!” is probably the name of a TV game show.

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anarcharaccoon We are everywhere; anarchy will rise. pic.twitter.com/KVZYP5a99b

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HuffPostAU This app will help you find and catch a Christmas-decorated bus huff.to/1IZq02U pic.twitter.com/czZ7pmreHI

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@astudentnow It’s a little early in the day for drugs.

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Cute idea, but for, um, less sturdy women this could look very sad indeed. twitter.com/BuzzFeed/statu…

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リバースフェレット!

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@astudentnow “Observation” and “offer” may both start with the letter O, but they are very different words.

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What’s the Japanese for “Reverse ferret!”, @WIRED?

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Now @WIRED stresses Very Hard Indeed that they, too, said Wright-as-Satoshi could be a hoax. wired.com/2015/12/new-cl…

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@astudentnow That doesn’t seem a very big task.

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@Sam_Hickey Goddamit people are always skimping on their giant metal dinosaur sculptures!

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@Sam_Hickey Oh well I’m sure I’d have waved back, if I didn’t have to hold onto the hang glider.

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Pondering what to do today.

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FruzsE LOL ok twitter.com/WIRED/status/6…

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@BernardKeane @MikeCarlton01 He spoke of throwing resources at stories to “take them off” Fairfax, wished he got @Kate_McClymont’s yarn.

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@BernardKeane @MikeCarlton01 That’s quite interesting, given what Mitchell said on @RNmediareport this week. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@DDsD @thegrugq @ThePriceOfBTC We certainly are, and don’t you forget it.

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What @thegrugq is saying here is that he is Satoshi Nakamoto, and when BTC hits $500 it’s lunar emigration for him. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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@drspacejunk No, I just beamed into Adelaide using the magic of technology.

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sladurantaye This Donald Trump related correction in the Globe is maybe the funniest thing you’ll read today. pic.twitter.com/dQKqxXGgsc

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Saturday. If you think this week has been silly, wait until you see what They have in store for you next week. Now bend over. Saturday.

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