Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 18th, 2015

Being judged by some arsehat critter with a brain the size of a walnut.

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Also, this cat has so got me sussed.

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This cat is an idiot.

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A certain young lady on this train has too much energy. instagram.com/p/_bmOcLCFmB/

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This city is hilarious.

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OH: “I’m not sure. I want to join the Dark Side, but is it your round?”

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mfsampson CTO: How did the last pentest go?
BOFH: Ah, it was a bit of a Pomeranian.
CTO: … what does that mean? pic.twitter.com/gAR6itS6bA

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@expectproblems Yeah, there’s a reason that won the Walkley. Also, a reason Ms Rice hired him.

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ajmarechal well a facehugger pacifier exists. pic.twitter.com/mDyJ7gHK02

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@wolfcat Like I give a fuck. I’ll be dead.

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Yes, I am sure this will end well.

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@PlaneTalking @johnb78 Thanks. It’s a complete rip-off of @ApostrophePong’s award-winning style.

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@g4gracie2 @chris23 You are responsible for your own actions.

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Approaching Sydney Central station, through the advertising. instagram.com/p/_a910eCFjt/

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@feraldata Also, does this mean we’re in the same city?

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@feraldata Digital Eskimo is a digital design studio, I can tell you that much.

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@dobes Yes. This is why. And this looks like a promising little interwebtube series.

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:DRYVRS Ep. 1 “Just Me In The House By Myself” starring Macaulay Culkin youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wA… Yes.

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joshgnosis Greens Senator demands Internet censorship twitter.com/SenatorLudlam/…

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PembertonPol Don’t come and pick up your friend after their car has been seized while you have an arrest warrant male en-route to lockup

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Early- to mid-afternoon reminder of the thing that tis tweet was a reminder of last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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SenatorLudlam i don’t think much of dutton’s costume pic.twitter.com/z8M3uWGMRV

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@dobes Because you know I’ve got the good stuff.

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I am now listening to Pony Electronica. What have I become?

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Pony Electronica.

Pony.
Electronica.

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I… I ju… I… Erm…twitter.com/pjf/status/677…zGML1Ku9

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deptofaustralia “… and everything he thinks, says, and does is logged and recorded. The perfect citizen!” twitter.com/turnbullmalcol…

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Wow, this is even more kinds of things than National Party MPs can do! twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…

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So @SenatorLudlam “didn’t need a viral speech to cement his victory this year, as he’s already infected our loins.” crikey.com.au/2015/12/18/the…

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@dobes Does an Arsehat have to be a People?

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@0x1C That’s what I’ve heard, yes.

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“George Brandis announced…” and then after that all I could hear was as the clucking of so many henstwitter.com/jamesmassola/s…aR

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“Turnbull dumps Abbott’s business advisers” afr.com/news/politics/…

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“It’s narcissism all the way down.”

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BundyB @AbstractCode @stilgherrian Our dad’s tweets could totally beat your dad’s tweets in a fight.

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AbstractCode @stilgherrian Our meta tweets are a sign of intelligent self awareness. Your meta tweets are due to unwarranted narcissism.

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Our weather tweets are vital social bonding. Your weather tweets are lame and a sign of moral weakness.

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SwiftOnSecurity Europe and Asia are the same place deal with it.

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@jeamland Yeah there’s a LOT more to this story.

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BathysphereHat “did they just charge me $60 for a bottle of buttons” pic.twitter.com/l5pqu1g6f8

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BathysphereHat Gun, Claritin, ibuprofen, toy syringe. LET’S DO SOME CRIMES. pic.twitter.com/EjuZkMI9FR

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BathysphereHat Do photographers just not have access to baking soda and powdered sugar or ??? pic.twitter.com/ncOL8ruohg

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I read this as “after fears of relevance”, and that seemed no sillier than the original concept. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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I am finding the title of this ACMA report rather amusing and unambitious. acma.gov.au/theACMA/About/… pic.twitter.com/Qb4QX8vfrT

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@oberonsghost I haven’t gotten up to the disrupting bit yet. I’ve only just got the login.

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[Checks watch.] A little early to be on the absinthe, I’d have thought, but hey I’m willing to be agile about this. twitter.com/ABCNews24/stat…

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Hmmm. I seem to be blocked by @SydneyCyber, and yet this is my only ever tweet at them. Amused. Confused. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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SwiftOnSecurity Millennials lay eggs

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glengyron I assume this is a suicide booth. pic.twitter.com/ZAVG9BBD6A

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@Steve_Lockstep @paulmadsen @nphair That’s terrible, Steve, but I won’t wine about it.

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SwiftOnSecurity Meanwhile, at the Twitter UX department pic.twitter.com/lLOZsLQNHj

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@fran_b__ Yep, but I reckon this horse has long since bolted. :)

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Sure, the red-marked text is interesting. But that little black redaction lower right is far more interesting. twitter.com/arawnsley/stat…

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@semibogan Yep, this is pretty clear to me now.

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@semibogan As an adult, of course, I never do anything stupid or self-destructive.

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@semibogan TBH, so do I, sometimes. But I sober up by the morning.

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jjabraham People… I am NOT J.J. Abrams. I’m a weatherman. @BuzzFeed @mashable pic.twitter.com/Xp1eqjvJRq

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@semibogan Really? Surely you’re familiar with the Blinkered Arsehole Hacker sub-tribe by now?

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@fran_b__ @Ross_Hurley I get that some people might not like the loss of a certain shade of distinction, but this is a usage now.

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@fran_b__ @Ross_Hurley And this is why I come back to my descriptivist viewpoint, in that this pejorative sense is already well-understood.

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There’s still six shopping days until Christmas, folks, so if you haven’t got me anything yet… twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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This could have been a much better troll, NSW. twitter.com/matt_levinson/…

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@CosmicRami All part of being able to create the Airbus consortium out of several national aerospace companies.

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@CosmicRami Or even Airbus. Components manufactured all over, then shipped to a final assembly plant.

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@CosmicRami Standard pork-barrelling. Two halves built as separate modules, by vendors in separate electorates, assembled by a third.

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@fran_b__ @Ross_Hurley Your alternative, then, for the second meaning?

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@fran_b__ @Ross_Hurley Sigh. I’m a descriptivist. Meaning was conveyed. It’s not “misuse” when it’s commonly understood native usage.

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You’ll be pleased to know that the Motorhead Iron Fist Headphones come in black. estore.com.au/motorhead-iron… pic.twitter.com/UyHJhaGlmt

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davidskuzbee On how the way you word a question can give you a completely different answer:

“Reducing” versus “Giving the right” pic.twitter.com/qsWo1cGWq5

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@InfoSystir Well, if Karen Bradford is to be believed, your local recruiting office.

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“Ubiquitous” lesbian predators. twitter.com/monsieurarion/…

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@salmonmornay @702sydney I missed @domknight’s intro, genuinely thought it was @DoctorKarl for a couple minutes. I… don’t know what to say.

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So some Coalition MPs think policy based on the best intelligence rather than their uneducated personal feels is “political”. I see. Got it.

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OK, admins of Juniper kit, you really are quite fucked. Emergency patch time! Yes, now. forums.juniper.net/t5/Security-In… twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll know it when I see it. I suspect “remaining conscious” will be the key KPI for today.

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@joshgnosis I am an arsehat who hasn’t scrolled that column properly. I will go away now.

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@joshgnosis I need to draw your attention to this development in the story. twitter.com/NewYorkFBI/sta…

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Fri plan: Plod through minor geek-tasks and fatigue; finalise podcast plans; 1430 migrate to Ashfield; gin; 1700 drinks, Sydney CBD; win.

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sallyjsara Nothing quite says Christmas like the return of the Great Pyramid of Goon in Kings Cross. pic.twitter.com/GU4TByt1R9

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Learn_Things Time-Lapse Video of Sunbathing Cats Moving With the Sun pic.twitter.com/WG8zTDWefv

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spikelynch “Why does programming suck” Because it’s done by man-babies who think their discipline is the only one with difficult problems

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Nicely played, @NewYorkFBI. Nicely played indeed. twitter.com/NewYorkFBI/sta…

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Stop questioning the narrative.

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Slightly later morning reminder for the thing plugged in these tweets, which is tomorrow. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@BundyB @dobes I bet that whole “blacksmith’s workshop” thing was just greenscreened too.

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@dobes Indeed. I had no idea there were so many metallurgists in the world.

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@dobes Blacksmiths know about steel! Who knew?

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SwiftOnSecurity “Taylor, you are very fertile today.”
“I don’t want to be pregnant, Siri.”
“You are at optimal baby production.”
“Stop Siri.”

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“This lent the animal a festive elan.” twitter.com/carljackmiller…

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@kcarruthers @domknight @702sydney Indeed, though the response was basically ‘I don’t accept that’. They’re STILL in denial. Arsehats.

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In which a blacksmith says “Jet fuel does not ‘melt’ steel beams, but watch this, fools.” youtube.com/watch?v=FzF1Ky… Ping @dobes

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@stitchsarah I presume NZ local government is as innovative* and competent* as Australia’s.

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And now it’s taxi drivers having a big sook. It’s a Very Sooky Christmas today, eh @domknight @702sydney?

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@alexkidman If you call them hoverboards I will come around to your house and cause you a very great deal of pain indeed.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t know. @domknight called him the Mayor of Wahroonga. He is not to be trusted. @702sydney

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Ah, that’s the Mayor of Wahroonga I’m listening to. Sook City North.

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The other schadenfreude-to-11 moment is listening to NSW local councils having a big sook about being forcibly merged.

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What the word for schadenfreude but turned up to 11? That’s what I am feeling right now. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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PaulBongiorno Tony Abbott should just go away
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What sort of idiot has a problem with singular ‘they’? twitter.com/johnemcintyre/…

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Is there a version of The Intercept available without all the smug?

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normative Jihadists are mostly communicating in plaintext, but I guess “Encryption! Going dark!” sounds better than “We’re not very good at our jobs.”

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I can’t wait to see the roll-out of New York’s War on Pizzas. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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USNatArchives An archivist looks at the rumors and confusion about Hitler’s death: 1.usa.gov/1RTQQR7 pic.twitter.com/KfFIVyUX7m

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Why does @salmonmornay sound more and more like @DoctorKarl, eh @domknight @702sydney? Why is this happening?

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OMG LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOUND WHISPERS STRAWBERRY SPUMANTE FOR JUST FIVE DOLLARS. liquorland.com.au/lle2e/Product/… pic.twitter.com/w8tIBXPcZO

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@paulkidd @SnarkyPlatypus @marcuskelson There was also spumante and Coon cheese and sliced gherkins on toothpicks.

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Panellists for “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2” are @JazzTwemlow @kcarruthers @NicoleWill100 and maybe more. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Morning reminder: “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum #2” is tomorrow. Book now. Free! publichouseforum2.eventbrite.com pic.twitter.com/aTk2MZORKK

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@paulkidd @SnarkyPlatypus Yes. Everything. Whole suburbs were built out of brown corduroy and suede desert boots.

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Kevin_Raposo The futures is now! pic.twitter.com/2xHprqJfzf

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@jeffsonstein If it can’t be done on one line of code, it’s not worth doing.

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Here you go, @702sydney @domknight @marcuskelson! A cocktail frankfurter Christmas tree! twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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By leaning it up against the red part, I imagine, and then chocking it with one of the bricks. twitter.com/jeffsonstein/s…

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@gattaca True. I shall reconsider. :)

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I CAN DO THIS ONE I NEED THIS BOOK. twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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@702sydney @domknight You guys need to lose yourself in @70s_party right now. twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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Trying not to troll @gattaca right now.

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GonzoHacker Olde King Bluetooth would order a bard to sing, leave the room and come back two days later to find him dead on the floor under his lute

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GonzoHacker Bluetooth was an old Scandinavian king known for draining the batteries of anyone near him

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Moving day” is a bit strong. I “move” like this quite frequently. It’s more a Key-Exchange Gin Moment.

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Fri plan, draft: Plod through many minor sysdmin tasks; finalise podcast plans; 1430 migrate to Ashfield; gin; 1700 drinks, Sydney CBD; win.

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@Viss Heh. Yeah. I just realise the list isn’t obvious in that story. Maybe I need a cyber wake-up call wake-up call. Cyber.

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@Viss Looks like I’ll have to update my “cyber wake-up call” list some time. zdnet.com/article/enough…

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Friday. Just how far do you think this goes? Do you think They realise? Friday.

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