Gorn.
@Mikenicholls88 @kcarruthers The “who gives a fuck†is pissing away rare public health dollars on ineffectual ad-agency wank.
@Mikenicholls88 @kcarruthers Getting me talking is irrelevant chicken-clucking. I;m not the target, nor is my audience.
@Mikenicholls88 @kcarruthers I’ve worked on public health campaigns. The win is behaviour change, not buzz or “narrativesâ€. This will fail.
@feed_the_chooks I can’t make fun of that video any more, because I’m kinda worried something medical is going on.
JohnDonoghue64 The Wife Discovers Browser History: oil on canvas: artist unknown: 1768 pic.twitter.com/KfOAoRHjv9
Yay! Global impact! https://t.co/H9WjUmvaeG
RT @swearyanthony: Still 11 days to go. Come on Dicky. That swan deserves a beat down. https://t.co/9X2gDBC8DU
Someone is being a bit demanding right now. instagram.com/p/_gwjyQCFhl/
New sequel to The Wizard of Oz? https://t.co/BxhCn80Qhx
@NewtonMark Ah, hadn’t realised the RV-6 had an oxygen system.
@thegrugq Excellent. Mid-range cybering.
@thegrugq How longer were you cybering?
I just had a listen to the audio from yesterday, and it sounds great. Podcast posted tomorrow. Photo @oberonsghost. pic.twitter.com/BdRa6vqPaB
Yes. Molly Meldrum versus Elton John. I remember it. https://t.co/ZHCMxqJXgs
I also believe in @TheIPA. https://t.co/CuHWQowm7l
RT @GordyPls: Follow it. You will find a baby in a manger who will be the messiah. https://t.co/ErzU3AZOa7
SBSNews China landslide: Search for survivors after 22 buildings collapse bit.ly/1OfZXpx pic.twitter.com/KXTlxJuvGc
@ericscheid Oh FFS, yes, I know Bundaberg’s non-alcoholic ginger beer, have drunk it forever. This one is sweeter than that, yes.
@NewtonMark So which dies first? Pilot or aircraft?
@djackmanson Agreed, @BenJedrejm that sounds both wonderful and insane.
@ericscheid I haven’t tried either of them, assuming they’re also ginger beers.
FitToPrint Crikey! That is all #BeyondBromance @australian pic.twitter.com/hTD1QrEHDx
sylmobile Does Jetstar fly to Agrabah?
Now playing: Black Lace, “Agadoo†https://t.co/O1ps1z5ekl Ping @gths.
I am with you on this @gths. https://t.co/710SjgXrEz
Has Kevin Andrews called for air strikes against Agrabah yet?
@expectproblems @SnarkyPlatypus I know this rule.
KeithMalley Cosby: “Let’s sue 7 of these women for lying!”
Cosby’s Lawyer: “Lets sue all 60!”
Cosby: “Um… 7 is good…” pic.twitter.com/AITtovWxzs
sylmobile prawns are the cockroaches of the ocean
Landfill is a problem. https://t.co/FjKALbzxvY
@feed_the_chooks It was the 1970s, Everybody was a sex pest.
@expectproblems @SnarkyPlatypus OK, I will return to my ginger beer, slightly sweeter than I like though it is.
Well, Adam, if you’re waking up at 9pm of a Sunday, then this question answers itself. https://t.co/OeXRBOvrdQ
Wait. Does that even make sense?
It’s so tiny it could crawl up a rat’s arse and leave room for Christmas. https://t.co/WIcZXQuwnw
New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 289: Storm, podcast, change, and more†https://t.co/V5YndLoEGJ https://t.co/NRL2PtTWag
@loupascale @ThreeDRadio I know! We were all too busy having fun, and that’s why the late Duncan MacGillivray was such a good marketer.
elquesogrande1 We salute you, London bus wizard pic.twitter.com/pSZrnckdpz
@kcarruthers Indeed. Your “suffered†minor inconvenience. Diddums.
@skwashd Yep. This story was kicking around maybe ten days ago. Fun stuff.
BernardKeane Thoughts and prayers for the people of Agrabah at this difficult time.
@mattdasilva Oui.
@loupascale I’ve heard that quite a few in our circle did that. Two Dogs kinda pwne@ThreeDRadioio for a couple summers there.
Each team in our radio OBs would start their shifts perky and end them blurry.
I remember when Two Dogs lemonade was launched during the Adelaide Fringe one hot summer in the early 1990s. So refreshing, so dangerous.
He had to pull it back to 7% or 8% after local businesses complained that “a couple quick pints†at lunchtime maggotted their staff. (2/2)
Gosh. I miss MacGillivray’s excellent brews at the Port Dock Brewery Hotel. He once ran his Old Preacher Ale up to 11% alcohol. (1/2)
I’d plug Adelaide’s famous Two Dogs lemonade, but a search tells me that its creator Duncan MacGillivray is dead. https://t.co/uZ5Fx0yrXj
OK, again this is just a little sweeter than I prefer myself, but this is certainly a pleasant summer drink. https://t.co/gZaBntGNIc
Yep, that same authentic home-made vibe. Sigh. instagram.com/p/_gfBbgCFoT/
In the interests of Science, I also have some of this, and I’m already worried. instagram.com/p/_geyIWiFoC/
@ataraxite I’ve just noticed that it has a distinctly floral nose, and now I can’t get that out of me head.
@JustJimWillDo Indeed, as I just added on Instagram, “This is not how you make ginger beer, even I know that.”
Suddenly less attractive. instagram.com/p/_gd-psCFm9/
This is what I was saying! Sometimes things just catch fire. https://t.co/BoM9wul22P
A decent quaffable ginger beer, but a little sweet for my liking. The suggestion to add lemon or lime may work. https://t.co/J4oONG5s8w
@Trillything Yeah, I think we associate Connery with Bond so much now, that unless it’s something the The Hunt for Red October it’s weird.
As opposed to If You Are The One, which is perfectly sensible television in every regard. https://t.co/aRo1D3AyGN
RT @ThePoke: 8 logical Christmas jokes from Richard Dawkins https://t.co/ptXuFg8FG9 https://t.co/chVog7yb83
Giving this a go… instagram.com/p/_gcHxrCFkP/
@NewtonMark I agree with this plan. So maybe in about three months.
@ZibbyZ @IdentityWoman @garthk So, what you’re suggesting is a kind of hybrid tinfoil furry?
alexmassie Well played, Mr Sinclair. Good luck with your search. pic.twitter.com/h18cQ0SsKQ
Oh, the weather will be totally wrong here in Sydney, but I think I want to try this. https://t.co/06HfPa9Qyh
For those who missed this important news earlier… https://t.co/5lj9HuazhI
@kcarruthers I am a terrible person, yes, but you know that.
@stevemcilhatton No, I think you’re right!
@noreasonspec @kcarruthers That’s wrong, and the price difference should be refunded, and maybe a drink or two as an apology. But that’s it.
Now playing: Elvis Presley, “Suspicious Minds” youtu.be/QQF5IBnQte8
@ChrissieM Yeah, I’ve heard of similar stories. One was a kidnapping. Grim stuff.
Sorry, but I don’t have sympathy for people who complain that their magic intercontinental flying armchair with bar service wasn’t perfect.
@shoerust I thought it was urine?
Imagine if the ultimate success or failure of your honeymoon hinged upon which cheap airline seat you sat in. https://t.co/s9AB9o3oQC
Wow so many of you have Sting feels.
Yes, well, good thing I’ve already eaten. https://t.co/QEEmqlRilA
Wait. Sting’s role in “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen” was perfect for him.
@mpesce I’ll take that bet!
Was Sting ever not annoying?
kateiselin manic pixie stoner sloth
Now playing: Chef’s “Chocolate Salty Balls” youtu.be/EIl-6UnlGVs
Just in case anyone asks, @JazzTwemlow @kcarruthers @NicoleWill100, I’ll edit and post the podcast tomorrow. It’s too sweaty today.
The future arrived long ago. instagram.com/p/_gOd69iFjY/
Great. It’s still 32C.
Or possibly, to judge from the photo, break out in song. https://t.co/nuDZqnWUCb
tinybaby Because the baby boomers destroyed the economy through deregulation & replaced all labor laws with a pic of Reagan pic.twitter.com/IkxRteGlbD
That said, @smartbrain, this IS #verythai. https://t.co/vElQX8qhkB
Ah, as soon as I order a beer and sit down in the cool front bar, “Eye of the Tiger” starts playing. So much win.
Ah, another ignorant member of what @johnemcintyre calls “the peeververein”. https://t.co/m6EJu9rri8
Further reading: “Literature? What’s that got to do with the price of books?” (2009) https://t.co/yDd72hAxG8
The copyright industry has always conflated the welfare of a 19th century distribution system with that of writers. https://t.co/WUToyGh8H6
I am enjoying your tasty buns, people.
This is very good.
Breakfast, or lunch, or something. instagram.com/p/_gIASGCFq1/
RT @Davidramli: I felt a great disturbance, as if hundreds of bankers & brokers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. https://t.c…
Dumplings are a conspiracy against those eating alone.
RT @TheDiLLon1: R2-D2 look like he about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2016 https://t.co/dkwu5JNiTr
@mattdasilva Yes, and yes (the latter being the point of the exercise).
Their sign, our sign, with aeroplane instagram.com/p/_gFK_iiFmd/
One method, I suppose… instagram.com/p/_gEsiICFln/
I am resisting the urge to use the internet to bring me curry and beer, and will now brave the outside world.
Also, I know it’s 1540 AEDT and I just referred to “breakfastâ€, but I haven’t eaten and I fell asleep and I’m hungry don’t question me.
What is wrong with people?
This is not “yarn bombing†until you soak that thing in kerosene and do the needful, @robbie_buck. https://t.co/aY65z24ZHO
This dog looks miserable, Ben. https://t.co/d0SaThbrqG
I’m taking the Canterbury temperature as a rough analog for Ashfield, and it’s still 32C out there. And yet I want to go and have breakfast.
For those unfamiliar with the magnificence of Zardoz, here’s the trailer. https://t.co/X3BXrR9srR
How about Hilary as Zardoz? https://t.co/PiAlLN1dQ3
My chosen field is “chemtrailsâ€. https://t.co/dyyCmyASnR
@BXGD God bless America.
@BXGD Good to see everyone’s on the ball. :( But is it still looking like Clinton is it? Given the dearth of sane Republicans on offer?
MrAlanCooper Horrible scene from War on Christmas internment camp at secret location in Midwest. pic.twitter.com/ZvmzHbJGKh
@BXGD I’m not actually watching the thing. How much of value was in there, as opposed to the usual posturing?
UNTRESOR Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it’s that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs.
Meh. Just declare the NRA a terrorist organisation death cult. That’ll fix it. Or at least perk things up a bit. https://t.co/Jhvpc1CGot
BListAtCapital Don’t travel without a ticket. pic.twitter.com/7a3aFxIaWx
For Australians, the words “President’s spouse” and “rooting” conjure up a very different mental image. https://t.co/uX2yNDUYX3
Oh. I seem to have fallen asleep for a few hours. This was not part of the plan.
This is why I don’t watch Question Time. https://t.co/Tty2LYOHAX
@PacketNetworks I do, actually. And yes, it deserves an Elephant Stamp.
@edhusicMP @adamgartrell Everyone knows that Husic fired first. #startrek
@edhusicMP @adamgartrell I think we need to move on now, Mr Husic.
Or possibly @edhusicMP just wants to kill me now, which would be a fair thing. https://t.co/BUKEKTQhF4
I think @edhusicMP is saying he wants to kill us all for Christmas. https://t.co/Tnrsx0awBF
@Davidramli The Fin definitely needs more glitter, David. I don’t know what you people are thinking over there.
I suggest reading the project description all the way to the end. Glorious exercise in hand-waving and weasel-words. https://t.co/5lj9HuazhI
@yewenyi Facts. What even are they?
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: You are now over-qualified to work in San Fransisco https://t.co/k4sxZyfCPB
@SnarkyPlatypus I read that as a “Les Miserables†class.
@SnarkyPlatypus Possibly, but last Sunday before Christmas, it will be packed out with family groups, I should imagine.
Wow I have been doing this all wrong, @dobes. I’ll fix this from Monday. https://t.co/8PUZtogLDc
@druey Except that I am in Ashfield.
Sun plan, draft: Podcast post-production, at a relaxed pace because of the weather, with meal breaks as needed. (Now where shall I eat?)
Do newspaper folk think it’s compulsory to illustrate “It was hot!†stories with this tired visual trope? https://t.co/ZevvQqciB8
No, @thatjeffsmith @bryankramer, I’m alleging something stronger. https://t.co/MbKlwgGulp
@bryankramer @thatjeffsmith I’ve seen this story before, days or weeks ago. So when was “todayâ€, exactly?
misskylie77 Never tweet
RT @JamesWallis: Is this the first mash-up? Norwegian Wood/Mission Impossible by Adam Copeland from 1968. Extraordinary. https://t.co/u43Hx…
thinkpiecebot Could Gourmet Hot Dogs Replace Robot Uprisings?
thinkpiecebot Is Colonialism Why Hipsters Keep E-Begging
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/c5GD0f2guG
Seems Channel Nine needs to up-hipster their metal hat department. https://t.co/5WjXcghdBy
@daviottenheimer @munin @garthk Stop being so reasonable. It makes me uncomfortable.
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Stop arguing with the thinkpiece https://t.co/v3qheypHgP
Yeah, this is how you do it. “Signal proof!â€, yeah, bpic.twitter.com/rLfmypyPKRyPKR
So actual hipstered-up tinfoil hats look like they’ll be a thing. https://t.co/RRjr9xvLXN https://t.co/mnfZza7zQR HT @garthk
SwiftOnSecurity [POLL] If you could turn 10 IQ points into $100,000, would you do it?
RT @nmap: Anyone want a paid internship improving or re-inventing Nmap OS detection? Full details: https://t.co/rlv0RiYpBl
RT @JuliusFlywheel: WaPo’s debunking column closes in despair asking “At which point does society become utterly irrational?” @Colvinius ht…
@oberonsghost And received. Ta muchly.
TheOnion Stupid 16-Year-Old Completely Wasting Adderall Prescription On Mental Health onion.com/1YqcWL3 pic.twitter.com/kYm1t1qrBr
@jeamland I’ll see your speculation and raise you this speculation. https://t.co/M1xsgFoBzD
@carolduncan @oberonsghost I am thinking of making the Public House Forum a once-a-month thing in 2016, and streaming it live.
@oberonsghost I’d love to have the original image for the web page, Ms Ghost.
Well yesterday’s podcast recording went very well. Here’s a picture by @oberonsghost instagram.com/p/_daemHQ3yt/
RT @misskylie77: Dont expect the dérangement to improve once Obama is gone https://t.co/nR7NTYbo8v
RT @nfmusic: Our fabulous sub-editors made us a Christmas card of all the tautologies they caught before they went in the paper.😊 https://t…
GonzoHacker Learn Python The Hard Way 2nd Edition pic.twitter.com/glpvjVq6sa
Sunday. God is watching you very closely now. Very closely indeed. Sunday.