Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 28th, 2015

smartbrain Amateurs. In Thailand 98.9% are happy with the junta. twitter.com/tassagency_en/…

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CameronCollie If you’re not rocking one of these babies come January 26 then the terrorists have won. pic.twitter.com/9BSWHGhNWP

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“Why hipsters all look alike”, a 2014 report on some mathematical modelling. washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2…

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And he knew how to deal with a flood: a pump-action shotgun! twitter.com/jryderau/statu…

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runolgarun “milennials don’t even know how to set a formal dinner table,” they said. well check out THIS DIAGRAM I MADE pic.twitter.com/1klxR8TY9N

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@19bk69 @sylmobile Bugger. I think just discovered that I could have perhaps claimed a pile of stuff. Sigh.

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For some rational thoughts on today’s news of proposed Medicare changes, please read @ben_hr’s recent tweets.

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@R_Chirgwin @trentyarwood Meh. The headlines pressed one of your hot buttons. That button needs a safety cover. pic.twitter.com/mWaoeTlhoX

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@FlyOpineMonkey @R_Chirgwin Quite possibly, but today, at least, we’re not looking at some grand conspiracy.

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@R_Chirgwin On the other hand, I didn’t get you a Christmas present, so maybe a big packet of green ball-point pens and some postage stamps?

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@R_Chirgwin After all, you wouldn’t just want to run with the canned narrative bleated out by the press gallery you despise.

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@R_Chirgwin That is to say, maybe apply the same scepticism to screechy political-news headlines as you might to dodgy science reporting?

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@R_Chirgwin Yeah you might want to read the report that recommended dropping these outdated treatments before turning it party-political.

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josh_massoud Perfect for the aspiring Celiac pic.twitter.com/GSbr1hIt8B

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Well I may not have solved the mystery of this morning’s voluminous farting, but at least we’ve moved on to Phase Two.

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Now here’s an image we didn’t need. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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Wait. Why was Bob Hawke performing at a folk festival? What did he sing? (Yes, I have been thinking about this for more than 20 minutes.)

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This is why we need to let Bob Hawke out of his cage every now and then. twitter.com/Simon_Cullen/s…

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ModusMundi WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW. IOT RECTAL THERMOMETER.

Paging @internetofshit for real, @cryptoishard for giggles. pic.twitter.com/4ktzR3xGKR

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In which @SenatorLudlam ponders a potential way to drastically improve the quality of the NSW Greens. twitter.com/DavidParis/sta…

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purcellpw My favourite review of Charles Bukowski’s works. pic.twitter.com/TYSoVeO9BU

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@thegrugq Yet you knew enough to hashtag . You really are an after all.

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@thegrugq But if you’re not a webinar expert, are you really any kind of expert at all?

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@whiteswine No worries. The number of people seems small, though the artist seemed bored with having to do all the faces.

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@whiteswine Call me old-fashioned, but I always celebrated Proclamation Day on 28 December.

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I tell you what, on a public holiday, a nap is a much better plan than all that laundry and planning idiocy I mentioned earlier.

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Judge: That’s not what you said in the police interview.
Witness: Yes, Your Honour. The tone then was aspirational rather than literal.

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Questioned about things she said in an interview? “The tone of the interview was ‘aspirational’ rather than ‘literal’,” says a spokesperson.

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Tharanos tries Startupland hype for medical technology. I goes down badly. Founder dislikes being asked for facts. wsj.com/articles/at-th…

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Plus you can use it to impale the “politically difficult”. twitter.com/inhabitat/stat…

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@R_Chirgwin @psandilands “Consent of Attorney-General required for prosecutions”? Well there’s that.

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@ddowza @RealAlexJones @realDonaldTrump Also this thing goes on for fucking ever. You probably need a holiday.

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@ddowza @RealAlexJones @realDonaldTrump I AM STANDING AND SALUTING RIGHT NOW, PATRIOT.

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“Gotta Vote Trump (“Jump” - Van Halen) - Donald Trump 2016” by @ddowza youtube.com/watch?v=TcLAZ_…

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mjg59 Using printf as a Turing complete language pic.twitter.com/kRJDnyOLkw

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@LovelyCorrine Actually I know that already, but needed to wrap what segment for time. Maybe I’ll come back to that topic.

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FarrellPF There are all kinds of wild conspiracies I hope this will start about the DTO pic.twitter.com/KJFAuzQ57e

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And yet you never hear anyone say “bottomsoil”. Why is that? twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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The future of the human species in one photo. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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Mon plan, rough draft: Sleep in (done); a bit of tidying; laundry; late lunch somewhere; plan the next week or so, once data arrives.

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SwiftOnSecurity Well okay twitter.com/stevelord/stat…

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fanfiction_txt Apollo enjoyed every single second of his digestion in Ema’s stomach, as much as Ema loved having him in it.

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TheOnion ‘This Will Be The End Of Trump’s Campaign,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Seventh Time This Year onion.com/1Tdmc3E

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Further to this, me on Thurs: “Brandis’ office is far from ready for Turnbull’s Nimbledon” zdnet.com/article/brandi… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@BXGD They are baggy pants, providing sufficient ventilation.

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I suppose I should put together some sort of plan for today, beyond “Put on pants.”

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We must hold to full account any Australian citizens who fight with Islamic forces in foreign wa… wait, whattwitter.com/MiddleEastEye/…4b

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah but remember what you’re working with here. Computer-telephone! crikey.com.au/2015/01/30/cri… twitter.com/93_adrine/stat…

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@shiftkey …the Linux desktop.” Too easy. Next?

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@sylmobile @BundyB Are you sure that wasn’t just a wog thing?

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Still farting. I don’t know how this is even possible.

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Farting more voluminously than the entire New Zealand dairy industry.

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Monday. It’s bigger than a cow, but not by much. Monday.

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