smartbrain Amateurs. In Thailand 98.9% are happy with the junta. twitter.com/tassagency_en/…

CameronCollie If you’re not rocking one of these babies come January 26 then the terrorists have won. pic.twitter.com/9BSWHGhNWP
@traceyb65 So you read the article then?
“Why hipsters all look alike”, a 2014 report on some mathematical modelling. washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2…
And he knew how to deal with a flood: a pump-action shotgun! twitter.com/jryderau/statu…

runolgarun “milennials don’t even know how to set a formal dinner table,” they said. well check out THIS DIAGRAM I MADE pic.twitter.com/1klxR8TY9N
@19bk69 @sylmobile Bugger. I think just discovered that I could have perhaps claimed a pile of stuff. Sigh.
For some rational thoughts on today’s news of proposed Medicare changes, please read @ben_hr’s recent tweets.

@sylmobile Yes, this appears to be incorrect. pic.twitter.com/55yIAysqf2
@sylmobile It’s not on there.

Now I want one of these. pic.twitter.com/5q2j0l3Mnd

@R_Chirgwin @trentyarwood Meh. The headlines pressed one of your hot buttons. That button needs a safety cover. pic.twitter.com/mWaoeTlhoX
@FlyOpineMonkey @R_Chirgwin Quite possibly, but today, at least, we’re not looking at some grand conspiracy.
@R_Chirgwin On the other hand, I didn’t get you a Christmas present, so maybe a big packet of green ball-point pens and some postage stamps?
@R_Chirgwin After all, you wouldn’t just want to run with the canned narrative bleated out by the press gallery you despise.
@R_Chirgwin That is to say, maybe apply the same scepticism to screechy political-news headlines as you might to dodgy science reporting?
@R_Chirgwin Yeah you might want to read the report that recommended dropping these outdated treatments before turning it party-political.

josh_massoud Perfect for the aspiring Celiac pic.twitter.com/GSbr1hIt8B
Well I may not have solved the mystery of this morning’s voluminous farting, but at least we’ve moved on to Phase Two. #bristol7
Now here’s an image we didn’t need. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…
Wait. Why was Bob Hawke performing at a folk festival? What did he sing? (Yes, I have been thinking about this for more than 20 minutes.)
This is why we need to let Bob Hawke out of his cage every now and then. twitter.com/Simon_Cullen/s…

ModusMundi WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW. IOT RECTAL THERMOMETER.
Paging @internetofshit for real, @cryptoishard for giggles. pic.twitter.com/4ktzR3xGKR
In which @SenatorLudlam ponders a potential way to drastically improve the quality of the NSW Greens. twitter.com/DavidParis/sta…

purcellpw My favourite review of Charles Bukowski’s works. pic.twitter.com/TYSoVeO9BU
@thegrugq But if you’re not a webinar expert, are you really any kind of expert at all?
@whiteswine No worries. The number of people seems small, though the artist seemed bored with having to do all the faces.
@whiteswine Call me old-fashioned, but I always celebrated Proclamation Day on 28 December.
I tell you what, on a public holiday, a nap is a much better plan than all that laundry and planning idiocy I mentioned earlier.
Judge: That’s not what you said in the police interview.
Witness: Yes, Your Honour. The tone then was aspirational rather than literal.
Questioned about things she said in an interview? “The tone of the interview was ‘aspirational’ rather than ‘literal’,” says a spokesperson.
Tharanos tries Startupland hype for medical technology. I goes down badly. Founder dislikes being asked for facts. wsj.com/articles/at-th…
Plus you can use it to impale the “politically difficult”. twitter.com/inhabitat/stat…
@R_Chirgwin @psandilands “Consent of Attorney-General required for prosecutions”? Well there’s that.
@ddowza @RealAlexJones @realDonaldTrump Also this thing goes on for fucking ever. You probably need a holiday.
@ddowza @RealAlexJones @realDonaldTrump I AM STANDING AND SALUTING RIGHT NOW, PATRIOT.
“Gotta Vote Trump (“Jump” - Van Halen) - Donald Trump 2016” by @ddowza youtube.com/watch?v=TcLAZ_…
@ddowza @RealAlexJones @realDonaldTrump Oh yes.

mjg59 Using printf as a Turing complete language #32c3 pic.twitter.com/kRJDnyOLkw
@LovelyCorrine Actually I know that already, but needed to wrap what segment for time. Maybe I’ll come back to that topic.

FarrellPF There are all kinds of wild conspiracies I hope this will start about the DTO pic.twitter.com/KJFAuzQ57e
@smperris “Nightsoil”?
And yet you never hear anyone say “bottomsoil”. Why is that? twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…
The future of the human species in one photo. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…
Mon plan, rough draft: Sleep in (done); a bit of tidying; laundry; late lunch somewhere; plan the next week or so, once data arrives.
SwiftOnSecurity Well okay twitter.com/stevelord/stat…
fanfiction_txt Apollo enjoyed every single second of his digestion in Ema’s stomach, as much as Ema loved having him in it.
TheOnion ‘This Will Be The End Of Trump’s Campaign,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Seventh Time This Year onion.com/1Tdmc3E
Further to this, me on Thurs: “Brandis’ office is far from ready for Turnbull’s Nimbledon” zdnet.com/article/brandi… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@BXGD They are baggy pants, providing sufficient ventilation.
I suppose I should put together some sort of plan for today, beyond “Put on pants.”
We must hold to full account any Australian citizens who fight with Islamic forces in foreign wa… wait, whattwitter.com/MiddleEastEye/…4b
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah but remember what you’re working with here. Computer-telephone! crikey.com.au/2015/01/30/cri… twitter.com/93_adrine/stat…
@shiftkey Oh. Right. I see.
Yeah, look, I have a question… twitter.com/enmanta/status…
@shiftkey …the Linux desktop.” Too easy. Next?
@sylmobile Well clearly Science is useless.
@sylmobile Why are we in this World of Farts?
Still farting. I don’t know how this is even possible.
Farting more voluminously than the entire New Zealand dairy industry.
Monday. It’s bigger than a cow, but not by much. Monday.