@Djelibeybi @RogueAmoeba I can see myself building all my core live routing in Audio Hijack as I pimp out my services for this stuff.
@Djelibeybi Thanks. My experience has been that @RogueAmoeba’s kit is always rock solid.
@Djelibeybi I do like getting recommendations from people who use tools full-time. That’s something I miss from when I did radio as a job.
@Djelibeybi Thanks very much, I’ll check it out.
@irisherself How so? I’ve never read him.
@EnsignR Thanks mat.
@damnanq Yeah. it’s one of those times, right?
@SmurfingBeer Well played.
@EnsignR Thanks, I suspected that’s what would happen. I’d set the default to be “most recent episode of that showâ€.
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Oh, and I just deleted the recording. So you folks listening just then now share a SEKRIT experience. #9pmlive
I’ll now update the blog posts and other stuff to reflect the change of plans#9pmliveve
The new recording time will be this Tue 2 Feb at 2100 AEDT on the same URL. stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/ #9pmlive
OK, as those listening to the live stream will have heard, a key bit of audio software kept crashing, making things impossible. #9pmlive
Sulking. #9pmlive
Botheration. #9pmlive
“The 9pm Edict†is now live! Or at least it should stilgherrian.com/edict/live3/B#9pmlivelive
T minus 60 seconds and counting. #9pmlive
New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 295: Clearing the fog, another attempt†https://t.co/fMVlO0zTdL https://t.co/miIvbMUCP0
T minus two minutes and counting. #9pmlive
New (personal) blog post: “‘To boldly go…’ and the Cycle of Timeâ€stilgherrian.com/personal/cycle/kpic.twitter.com/HHy7fyvRAqAq
T minus three minutes and counting. #9pmlive
T minus five minutes and counting until “The 9pm Edict†is listilgherrian.com/edict/live3/B#9pmlivelive
There’s going to be rather a lot of improvisation in some key segments of this podcast#9pmliveve
Use the hashtag, you idiots. #9pmlive
You should now be able to hear some sort of test transmission, yeah? #9pmlive
T minus 30 minutes and counting until “The 9pm Edict†is listilgherrian.com/edict/live3/B#9pmlivelive
Once I settle into a standard audio chain, I’ll do a detailed blog post. For now, I’m still refining every ti#9pmlivelive
@brentspargo That is @AmbrosiaSw’s Soundboard. I so wish they’d restore Soundboard Remote for iPad, so I could get it off the screen.
@leslienassar See it? I’m soaking in it.
That could be simplified further if I didn’t want the option of recording individual channels pre-mix, or adding more stuff#9pmliveve
H6 (mic pre-amp) + Soundboard into Audio Hijack, then via Rogue Amoeba’s new Loopback into Spreaker Studio #9pmlive https://t.co/5KgJr5A96a
Audio tests complete. #9pmlive
T minus 60 minutes and counting until “The 9pm Edict†is listilgherrian.com/edict/live3/B#9pmlivelive
@lomantik I’ll blog them tomorrow. I’m in prep mode now.
If this were a permanent studio set-up, I’d have things spread out over devices and screens, but my aim is to be portable#9pmliveve
I’m going with a simpler audio chain this time. Confidence means fewer monitoring and recording points. #9pmlive pic.twitter.com/CNU4KIUGWR
@Rottoturbine Then get your own goddam podcast.
NO YOU CAN ALL STOP NOW REALLY YOU CAN.
THANK YOU EVERYBODY I DO NOT NEED ANY MORE EXPLODING DEAD ANIMALS.
@interrogativus “Baxoon†ain’t mine. It’s old IRC slang from the early or mid-1990s, I think.
Right, less than two hours to go, and I have to have dinner, rig the audio equipment, and finalise my rants. This will be hectic! #9pmlive
Consolation points to everyone who mentioned pustules or boils. My producer will contact you and send out your prizes. Oh wait.
@R_Chirgwin There is a trolley at @bunjaree too. ;)
… namely a bloated dead sheep|pig on a hot summer’s day, releasing the maggots. Thank y@swearyanthonyh@PointZeroOneoOne.
OK, plenty of good suggestions there, thanks. I’ll go wit@swearyanthonyny an@PointZeroOnene, whose suggestions were essentially the same…
T minus two hours and counting until “The 9pm Edict†is listilgherrian.com/edict/live3/B#9pmlivelive
@R_Chirgwin You have shelves. On Tuesday I’ll move them inside.
Right, while you’re all thinking of that, I’ll go help with a delivery f@sylmobilebile. Baxoon.
Now you’re just clutching at straws. https://t.co/xSG7diuJaD
It has to burst open of its own accord.
Not a piñata, @SnarkyPlatypus, that’s hit from the outside. https://t.co/w0J2LCsWQl
Help me, Twitter! Apart from a spider’s egg sac, what else can suddenly split open to release the things inside? Ideally something gross.
@R_Chirgwin Roger that.
@R_Chirgwin In a world when it’s my day off?
The hashtag for “The 9pm Edict†live stream, for those playing along at home,#9pmlivelive.
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@tweetofsarah Please excuse me for being abrupt right now, but the script I’m writing is recorded live in under four hours. Talk soon.
@tweetofsarah Excellent. The next few days are hell, but later in the week works. I’ll be in touch Wednesday at the latest to arrange it.
@tweetofsarah I’m more than happy to chat about this, and even be convinced I’m wrong, but not right now because I’m on deadline.
@tweetofsarah I know that’s the preferred term. That’s why I deliberately use the insulting word to mock myself.
@tweetofsarah I’ll give you benefit of the doubt in not knowing my media and linguistics background and shtick. I choose it deliberately.
Oh dear. I have just written something that creates too disturbing a mental image for daylight hours.
@CaPtAiN_dAnGeR_ @AbstractCode I did not, because I was busy. I’ll go back there in due course.
Would @BuzzFeedOz want grandad in the office? https://t.co/g9ALTzzvog
@voltagex Yeah sorry. Still, if this arsehattery gets into the news cycle, it’s best to take control of the narrative some way.
How can I get paid to spend my afternoons watching Twitter and correcting all the mistakes?
I’ll pay this. https://t.co/zrkGi0nRtY
And here’s a hashtag for anyone who wants to run with it#trannies4rossss. That may need work.
Unless, that is, we organise some sort of Mass Tranny event in his front garden.
The risk now is that this daft comment from the ignorant @RossCameron4 may get into the news cycle. Don’t give him oxygen. The story either.
RT @swearyanthony: Never forget, Ross Cameron and the Magic Jews.
https://t.co/eZiJANBzRZ
Have you ever noticed how “strong on family values†seems to go with “weak on any knowledge of post-1600 science� https://t.co/dCsHlsFbq6
Oh. I just used Wikipedia to refresh my memory of who Ross Cameron was. There’s ten seconds of my life I won’t get back.
I was Eric Abetz’ rent boy in the late 1970s. https://t.co/16y3mGZnxc
What is a Ross Cameron again? I genuinely can’t remember. (“I just don’t see how Ross Cameron is relevant.†Yes, that’s how it goes.)
@SnarkyPlatypus To confirm, you would have geographical history on your side.
“I just don’t see†is a statement of a personal failing, not an argument about the world, of course. https://t.co/VjLYr3Lq2W
@ERN_Malleyscrub I tell you what, given the supposed history between Abbott and Hockey in rugby, that could work.
@SnarkyPlatypus I’d have thought it’d be an easy one, but don’t guess out #nospoilersoilers
Clearly I am Australia’s Tina Fey.
So then there’s this line… https://t.co/CIPjr1Lpcm
Writing the descriptor “that pathetic pudgy puddle of privilege†into the thing that I am writing.
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I think I need some fresh air.
Note to self: Bronwyn Bishop as La Cicciolina.
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup If I run short in tonight’s podcast I’ll impro something on this theme.
@FionaPattenMLC @paulkidd @aussexparty Don’t well all, Ms Patten. Don’t we all.
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup I think psychology could support it too. But Bolt in the sling, and Daddy Turnbull then… no, I’ll stop there.
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup For a start, where’s Andrew Bolt in all this?
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup You guys really haven’t got this Daddy Malcolm imagery sorted properly, have you.
@SnarkyPlatypus @paulkidd @FionaPattenMLC @aussexparty I think we all did.
@paulkidd @FionaPattenMLC @aussexparty Note to self: Notice these two of my forthcoming Melbourne dates to see if beer might be scheduled.
@paulkidd @FionaPattenMLC @aussexparty And you two reprobates can talk?
@paulkidd @FionaPattenMLC @aussexparty Well I see you two are already off to a good start. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Right, I’ve just set up two blog posts and a bunch of tweets to go out automatically in the lead-up to tonight’s podcast recordi#9pmlivelive
nazeem_hussain Attn: people with beards. Suggestions for coffee machines?
@paulwallbank @paulkidd Syphilis and chill.
The great thing about picking up trade at the STI clinic is that you know they’re up for it and care about their health.
Have you looked behind the sofa? https://t.co/0055oNWsHR
@SnarkyPlatypus @paulkidd Roofies first, You’ll have more medicine later with your six weekly shots of 1000mg penicillin#howdoiknowthisis
Party tips from @paulkidd: Roofies and syphilis.
@paulkidd Mate, if you’ve got any left…
@joannejacobs Hah! There is that. Though perhaps the process was executed by someone further down the food chain.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I haven’t slipped into that universe resembling a series of @danger5tv again have I https://t.co/Tm5glHwnO4
Don’t mess with McAfee. https://t.co/80pgOQDbnM
@loupascale Nah, much as I like @APIdaysAU, it isn’t love. I’m just using them for professional gain.
@paulkidd Pish tosh! Who hasn’t given their friends syphilis? Yes, besides that.
I have lubricant and a clean towel at the ready, @GreenJ! https://t.co/Dx1USZ2IHq
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@R_Chirgwin Painting pictures with words, Richard, there’s the art.
A phrase I have just written into a thing I am writing: “sucking up to them like so many saveloys at a seventies swingers partyâ€.
@SnarkyPlatypus I am very annoyed to miss out on @feraldata’s keynote and, perhaps, a beer.
@SnarkyPlatypus I am not. I cancelled when I realised I couldn’t combing focusing on conference coverage with negotiations with the ATO.
This is why we can’t have nice things, part two. https://t.co/vPxtagajEY
@domknight Story angle: Fire safety codes are designed around the number of people to get down those stairs. You know the next question.
@paulkidd Wait. What have you given them?
@paulkidd They’ll be, erm, soiled though, won’t they. Or possibly despoiled.
This is why we can’t have nice things. https://t.co/kdMGm5wtcX
The social medias, motherfuckers, I can speak it!
In which @NicholasFryer reports progress on “The Arch Window” for tonight’s episode of “The 9pm Edicpic.twitter.com/4XFeWyatTMWyatTM
Also, hi @loupascale!
Oh look! A “groundswell of grass-roots supportâ€, @BernardKeane! https://t.co/ggNICq3Qrb
I would help pay for this. https://t.co/3bE06NtWDC
I thought it was “You’d better leave, my mother will be home soon.” https://t.co/pQc0wmCBpq
@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus I hate you. I’ve always hated you.
Who wants to sponsor me some flights and accommodation to get ti @APIdaysAU in Melbourne on 1-2 March? au.apidays.io
Sydney accommodation prices. #IceMoonPrison
Blog post: “Talking iPhone-crashing malware on @ABCNSW Statewideâ€, 9 min audio from Thursday. https://t.co/YawPADySje
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Australian businesses facing up to cyberwar need the right kinds of clouds†https://t.co/9jUupHnHw4
lauralexx Tonight I was heckled with “lesbian” and “get your tits out”. So I’ve choked a man to death on his own misogyny and homophobia. #gigreport
Sun plan, draft: Laundry; podcast scripting, pre-production, 2100 recording, and posting; Weekly Wrap. This will be a busy day.
Um, I’ve only just woken up, so I don’t know the context for this yet, but whatever it is it’ll be, um, “goodâ€, https://t.co/5TKiI7fhzq
Awww. The plan was that I’d be awake before the automated 0900 tweet fired off. I’ve broken formal. Sulk.
Sunday. The oozing should stop in about an hour. That can’t be guaranteed, though. Sunday.
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Beaker The Oxford comma is not in your threat model
@semibogan Way ahead of you.
@semibogan Petrol. It’s a little Honda 6kVA job.
@semibogan Sadly no. Just making sure we have electricity in the morning.
Ooh! Suddenly remembering that I need to burn some dinosaurs.
@drspacejunk Meh. I wasn’t going to sleep much anyway, because I have a ton of things to do tomorrow.
@drspacejunk Mt doctor has been working* very hard* to do the opposite.
Mr @jkerrison have an podcast, and it be called “Promptâkerrisonmedia.com/prompt/FCaW
@jkerrison Doesn’t it just! And Prompt looks really quite interesting. I’ll load ’em in and listen tomorrow. (I have music on now.)
The spider is still at large, yes, @drspacejunk. But I’ve got the lights on now.
Well, I have only one thing to say at this point. https://t.co/zRd42cJcGe
@jkerrison Hang on, Kerro, I’ll be with you when I’ve finished being a drama queen.
One morning I woke up in the The Studio at @bunjaree to the sensation of a huntsman spider walking across my face.
I could take a DNA swab from the phone, @yewenyi, but there’s no telling what else that’ll find. https://t.co/Zi6hNVOEHw
I AM AWAKE NOW.
Well, so much for unwinding before bed.
I was bitten by a black house spider as a kid, and my forearm was swollen to twice its usual size for about a week and it hurt like hell.
I’m pretty sure it was a black house spider, which is similar but different.https://t.co/zPxPQR9KXn But it was dark.
I’m pretty sure it was not a male Sydney-Funnel-Web because it didn’t seem fat and hairy enough. https://t.co/Jsd01rhQvW
I’m actually OK with spiders, except: 1. It was stalking me. 2. We’re been warned about Sydney Funnel-Webs, which we have here.
So, um, I baffed the spider off the table, but I didn’t have the lights on, and now I don’t know where the fuck it is.
JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTTHEREISASPIDERWALKINGACROSSMYIPHONEANDITISGOINGTOKILLME.
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@NewtonMark I really don’t think it should go beyond an hour. But then I suppose it’s the last one before a re-think. [Shrugs.]
Meh. I’ll worry about it tomorrow. I’ll worry about something else now.
Wondering how I’ll fit everything into tomorrow’s podcast.
New blog post: “Announcing ‘The 9pm Live Animal Experiments 3’â€, Sunday 2100 AEstilgherrian.com/edict/live3/Bpic.twitter.com/KNxvAX5JNu5JNu
@brentspargo My pleasure.
@andrewdotnich I’m sure it’s within His power to issue a recall.
God should smite @andrewdotnich, that’s who God should smite. He knows why.
@GordyPls If there is a God, I know what He should do now.
And now the rain has stopped, and the Sun shines brightly, as the thunderstorm grumbles its way down the Mountains to Sydney.
@R_Chirgwin @garystark The lightning has already passed, and the rain is easing. We’re done here@BOM_NSWSW radar is delayed 10 mins, IIRC.
@gths Even more so when you’re sitting under it.
@garystark @R_Chirgwin Thanks, Gary, but “dry†may not be an option. I have to fuel the generator at some point.
@R_Chirgwin The lightning patterns seem to be passing just to the north of us.
Oh. Yes, @R_Chirgwin, that last pattern was substantially closer. And louder. pic.twitter.com/fBVItRuiAo
I say, this is rather mesmerising when you zoom in. lightningmaps.org/realtime pic.twitter.com/TIWW18GlnP
@R_Chirgwin There’s noting within 1500m yet.
@R_Chirgwin I dunno. I don’t have a feel for that. But I have to fuel the generator anyway. What’s the URL of the lightning strike thingo?
@R_Chirgwin It’s a ringside seat tonight. These lightning patterns should come with sn epilepsy warning.
The path of the biggest storm cell takes it straight over the top of @bunjaree, and such that we go through it diagonally, so longer.
Ah yes, the REAL storm is about to arrive.
@sylmobile @R_Chirgwin Yep. I won’t be able to be sociable, because I’ll be prepping the podcast. But I’ll definitely be there.
@sylmobile @R_Chirgwin Hang on, what’s going on? I haven’t been told about any need to be anywhere at any time.
Thunder. And what seems to be the start of the pleuting.
@Karolus_P This hasn’t been made clear as yet.
There’s a theory extant that suggests that I should do the chores while dressed as a donkey after two lines of coke.
@garystark @SnarkyPlatypus HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
@SnarkyPlatypus @garystark Oh. I was thinking more in terms of weeks.
Pondering how long you should wait after meeting someone before you use the words “stab them in the faceâ€.
Chores are starting to happen.
Ah yes good excellent I’m sure that coffee will make the hard drive run faster.
God there are some useless people in the world.
@myrcurial Oh you don’t want to take credit for this one, trust me!
Oh excellent. Today has already started to not make sense.
Sat plan, draft: Laziness, interspersed with household chores and brief moments of sheer brilliance.
@jeamland Turned up to 11, though.«
Saturday. This had better be good, or there’ll be hell to pay! Plus GST. Saturday.
@Herring1967 Robot sex in Malibu! I believe this is relevant to your interests. https://t.co/7ShCw1mzrE