Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 11th, 2016

I mean, why would you even… sorry, silly me. It’s the National Party. It defies all reason.

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So Lord Wentworth and Bananaby, now there’s a real meeting of equals.

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“Bitcoin” and “governance” in the same sentence very funny. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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Except that’s the astrological symbol for Mercury, but whatever… twitter.com/NotRollergirl/…

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NotRollergirl TOP GEAR VIEWERS ARE EXPECTED TO BE SO BEWILDERED BY A “WOMAN” THAT SHE HAS TO WEAR A SHIRT EXPLAINING WHAT SHE IS. pic.twitter.com/lG2oZEZNTr

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Trick question. I know how to cook echidna.

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@mpesce Actually, you don’t. You encase them in mud, slow roast them in hot coals, and the spines come off with the baked mud.

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I’m in Melbourne. I can’t bloody well do everything. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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agibson Trump in the raw. @fryan instagram.com/p/BBn5k-QKb7u/

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I’ll have what she’s having.

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Heading up to the stage wings. I’m sure @PauseFest can tell you where the live stream is.

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forestmat My wife has singularly failed to convince me that this oven-baked rat is organic enough for me to eat! pic.twitter.com/DcJY0nCOHz

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TalkingPicsABC Cartoon time! First up, David Pope @davpope from the @canberratimes with the Great Divide… pic.twitter.com/1uCAg3zfEI

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This kicks off in 30 minutes at fedsquare.com/streaming or whenever I finish these rice crackers. twitter.com/efa_oz/status/…

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Scoffing snacks in the green room.

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dobes everday pic.twitter.com/gxkVRXrdDK

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Just had an excellent chat with Oracle’s @CheahClarence about identity management, which makes up for earlier grumpiness-inducing stuff.

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Mr_Mike_Clarke Cats are more considerate than we give them credit for. pic.twitter.com/iAcCgQRqnt

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mcclure111 1995: Every object in your home has a clock & it is blinking 12:00

2025: Every object in your home has a IP address & the password is Admin

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samanthamaiden Somehow I’m not feeling confident this is going to end in a bear hug between Warren Truss and @Barnaby_Joyce but I DARE TO DREAM

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GonzoHacker In 75 years we find out Obama’s greatest accomplishment was wrestling certain 3 letter organizations from control of the executive branch

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keelayjams Here are some pretty good pictures I took visiting some international beaches on Google Maps pic.twitter.com/OCPH9lM4fQ

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One shows people that one has an Apple Watch. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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humphriesmark TRUSS: In conclusion, my contributions to public life have been minimal.
*entire Parliament stands in ovation

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Yeah, mate, your slides are full of pop-culture references, you’re a fuckin’ hero.

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Fast talking, hand-waving, Big Numbers Out Of Context, and lots and lots of buzzwords.

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So the e-health discussion doesn’t have any medicos, but a brand experience agency and a telco.

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@dobes @dannolan Sadly the panel wrapped at that point. It was a bit of a Tesla frotfest there for a while.

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Can I be arsed challenging this notion that we never had batteries for solar until Tesla arrived?

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@johnallsopp I think you’ve missed that we are all meant to be arseholes now.

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Snipers, please do your thing now.

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More people need to watch “The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer”.

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OMFG someone’s just said that IoT could be the enabler for Swiss-style citizen-initiated referenda. Kill me.

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Yeah, it’s this kind of basic fact check that never seems to be done with Conference Factoids. twitter.com/SydneyTom_/sta…

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Factoid just mentioned at @PauseFest: 60% of properties in Tamarama are listed on Airbnb. Really?

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Wow, the @PauseFest moderator is still referring to Uber and Airbnb as the “sharing economy”.

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Picketer The Rolex thing really is literally Yes Minister pic.twitter.com/lOmnc8a1dD

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Oh. I’m meant to be in this @PauseFest Smart Cities session. I’d better head back, even though I can barely stay awake today.

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GuardianAus Reuters distances itself from Greg Hunt ‘best minister’ award: ‘It wasn’t our idea’ trib.al/AISBAk2

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@Drag0nista The ol’ gift / appeal to vanity tactic has been a winner historically. Sigh.

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Astonishment level zero over here. twitter.com/Drag0nista/sta…

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FFS just burn the damn city to the ground along with everyone behind this embarrassing bullshit and be done with it. twitter.com/musicfeeds/sta…

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SwiftOnSecurity Lesley is sad about bad password advice.
Don’t make Lesley sad. twitter.com/hacks4pancakes…

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BernardKeane Schrödinger’s Rolex

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Yes, I think it’s good that @theage is being ridiculed internationally for this arsehattery. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@dobes @chrisjrn The odds of me finding out anything today are pretty damn low.

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Ah, it’s a great day for democracy!

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MarkDiStef I can also confirm, yes, Hansard most definitely recorded it pic.twitter.com/39MNFlEojB

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MarkDiStef Here’s the vine of Aussie Senator Bill Heffernan hilariously telling : “F*ck that’s risky shit” vine.co/v/inahIWx0Xte

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“Disturbing footage”, apparently. twitter.com/amynicolemills…

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@dobes @chrisjrn I have no idea who you people are or why you are talking to me.

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Thailand imports Australian salad? Why? twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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NickEvershed SMH is now calling the lockout laws it campaigned for ‘controversial’ pic.twitter.com/AJ16cDEyn7

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SwiftOnSecurity Conspiracies as a teenager: “Secret government super soldier cloning.”

Conspiracies as an adult: “They paid way too much for this toilet.”

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Melbourne is indeed the culinary capital! twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Not the least bit surprised here. It’s a possum. twitter.com/itvnews/status…

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I have ordered breakfast.

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This is how we do democracy in Australia, because we’re adults. twitter.com/nickwray/statu…

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Thanks, yes, go to Federation Square’s website and you can watch the live stream. Ping @ashabeeeee @dobes. twitter.com/PauseFest/stat…

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PauseFest @stilgherrian it’s live on Fed Square’s website.

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I suspect that @PauseFest is being live streamed somewhere, given the video rig. Yes?

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I suppose I should go into The Room.

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benpopper Twitter’s live stream of its earnings call. This is sure to boost investor confidence…

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@Gorintic @TheRegister @DoctorJeph @theage @1Password Sorry, I’m a bit short on sleep and my sarcasm detector is faulty.

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@Gorintic @TheRegister @DoctorJeph @theage @1Password They probably didn’t, if you read what they wrote.

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Pleased to see @mikebairdMP is still getting grief over his “spiralling violence” bullshit.

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Thank God for alkaloids!

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En route to discover my future self at @PauseFest, apparently. pic.twitter.com/tSU9OvELNK

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Wandering down to @PauseFest at Federation Square. They may have coffee.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The main perkifier is just being inside a live rolling news production office. And @LaTrioli’s smile.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There isn’t erm a Green Room, let alone perkifiers. Not even a coffee. But @LaTrioli asked me to pass on her regards.

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@trevorlong Well, yeah, I’ve seen enough parents use their offspring’s name and birthday as the password for everything.

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@trevorlong Hmmm. I get where you’re coming from, but we need to be a lot more pro-active about improving practices.

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OH, ABC Southbank: “Jonathan Green, does he still work here?” @GreenJ

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Even after six lessons, Smile Class doesn’t seem to be delivering the desired results. twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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Do the exact opposite, people. Different passwords for everything, and use a proper password manager to store then. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Some appallingly ignorant “security” advice from @theage, don’t do this. m.theage.com.au/small-business… HT @swearyanthony pic.twitter.com/BJ1GJceLHD

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Note to self and @LaTrioli: dig this story out from its paywall. twitter.com/auerfeld/statu…

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I tried reading this but got stuck trying to figure out what language it was written in. twitter.com/umairh/status/…

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alexqgb Between Trump and Sanders I’m guessing what America really wants is this: pic.twitter.com/RMu0tsLOyy

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Thu plan, draft: 0810 @BreakfastNews; @PauseFest Tech Day pausefest.com.au/schedule/tech-…; remainder TBA, depending on energy levels.

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TwoHeadlines After Labor rules out Android state, Netanyahu says: ‘Good morning, Herzog’

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Thursday. This can’t be right. Do the calculations again. And do them properly this time. Thursday.

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