Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 12th, 2016

Melbourne’s bold initiative to keep the upper middle class in cages continues to be rolled out. pic.twitter.com/1VezYPrjCZ

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@pelagikat Poe’s Law is a wonderful thing.

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“All of our minorities have been vetted…rentaminority.comLpic.twitter.com/raSewCHdWlWl

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Hey conference organisers! rentaminority.com can help you with Diversity On-Demand!

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@cathywilcox1 @Telstra This is an old, long-running scam, Cathy. One in six of Microsoft’s call centre staff in AU are busy with similar.

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@rgmerk This is true, but I don’t know why. There’s some truly beautiful buildings in that medium.

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@rgmerk @gramercypark Prefab concrete or other panels were developed a long time ago.

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@axmcc There are just too many tweets and not enough ales.

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@axmcc Then I am humbled and embarrassed and I will now be forced to order another pint.

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@axmcc The Hyperloop. Sir, is hilarious. The 21st century monorail, I think.

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VICE Who attacked a furry convention with deadly chlorine gas? bit.ly/1Q9qzt6

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Seriously, Bowen, leave this sort of thing with Bleat Shitpuns. twitter.com/jmodoh/status/…

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Yes, HYPERLOOP is an anagram of MONORAIL. twitter.com/rashasman/stat…

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Yeah you should all stop smoking that shit, it’s fucking with your brain. twitter.com/axmcc/status/6…

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Why do we still make buildings out of individual bricks on-site? We don’t hand-assemble cars in buyers’ driveways. twitter.com/gramercypark/s…

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glengyron “Human Services” I mean, the Reptillians aren’t even trying to hide now.

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Having a pint of Furphys at the Mountain View in Richmond.

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Oh God, this bit I’d forgotten, @MikeCarlton01, but then I was quite young at the time. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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“Half a century,” @latingle. “Half a century.”

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JonIronmonger Quiet news day on the @BBCNews Channel. pic.twitter.com/7GzGhOAEBW

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Claire_Phipps Best Daily Mail investigation (series!) EVER pic.twitter.com/mNAc5MckMM

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I have been down these tunnels under Sydney and I approve of this journey. twitter.com/rpy/status/697…

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SwiftOnSecurite People give me a dick pic.

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One more I’d like to thank @OpenAustralia alerts for keeping me abreast of how little my federal MP actually does.

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Car on Collins Street has Brian Eno’s “Baby’s On Fire” playing very loud. J’approve.

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Actually I don’t feel better at all. There’s only so much that a mental image of Sen Abetz in fishnet stockings and a whip can do for me.

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Nobody seems to have retweeted any of that.

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God I feel so much better now.

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Julie and The Snake.

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Old Macdonald and his Performing Animals.

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Senator Erica ‘The Dominatrix’ Abetz.

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‘Rough Daddy’ Ruddock.

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Forget the Midwinter Ball. Parliament should do an annual burlesque show.

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Has Bananaby ever worked as a stripper?

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@feed_the_chooks It’s OK, Martin, you’ll be beneficiary of my charitable fund. All of it.

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Being “open for business” doesn’t mean anyone’s interested in buying what you’re selling.

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That run-down strip club just down from Southern Cross station is also “open for business”. twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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He’s a sharp one, this new Deputy Prime Minister. There won’t be much you’ll get past him!

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“Coalition ‘a business partnership not a marriage’, Joyce says”? Well spotted, Bananaby. ab.co/1Q9XGNE pic.twitter.com/783xzWjJwD

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TalkingPicsABC Regrets? I’ve had a few… David Rowe @roweafr from the @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/D2zOXhZhZW

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Earlier, with respect to cubits, a demonstration. google.com.au/search?q=rosie…

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Well done, Mr Morrison, you’ve figured out what ‘reform’ means. And your next trick? twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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Friday. God has reserved a special punishment for you, and cubits don’t even begin to measure it. Friday.

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