Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 16th, 2016

glengyron And there are already scared parents posting about Wifi Sydnrome in my school Facebook group. Bravo @ABCcatalyst. Bravo.

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NewtonMark Same tip doesn’t quite work for all vendors: If you have an android phone, make sure the water has a small amount of sugar in it.

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NewtonMark Pro tip: You can protect yourself from WiFi radiation emitted by your iPhone by immersing it in a glass of water.

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SwiftOnSecurity If Australia is so concerned about radio frequencies causing cancer, they should try using fiber. It uses colors instead of evil electricity

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@SnarkyPlatypus “One swallow does not make a summer…”:

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That’s bullshit. As @ABCcatalyst will reveal, earthquakes are caused by mice and homosexuality. twitter.com/morebento/stat…

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If the photo was taken today, why’s it got dribbly shit on it? I mean, the footballer dressed up. Take some care! twitter.com/MichaelCWillso…

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No no no! THIS is what @ABCcatalyst needs to be investigating! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Well, at least we know what @mscott will be busy with tomorrow…

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I have only recently started watching Archer, and for that omission I apologise to everyone.

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@Colvinius Well you know what they’re like… But I’ll go away now and annoy somebody else.

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@Colvinius I am possibly confusing several different narratives.

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@Colvinius So you don’t lose it to the screws.

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timminchin NB: In my new song, I do NOT call Pell a “fucking cow”. (It’s “fucking coward”) twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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I’ll go out on a limb here… Is it “because children can be bitten by snakes, and that can be a bad thing”twitter.com/SBSNews/status…7X

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Wait, that’s for prisons. I guess the ABC is kinda the same.

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Wrap it in a condom and plug it, I’m told. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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@bunjaree Hmmm. As long as they aren’t at The Observatory, because that always means trouble.

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@bunjaree THIS IS NOT AT ALL REASSURING.

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@bunjaree SO WHERE ARE THE CREATURES NOW?

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Yeah I’m pretty sure how this unfolds, @bunjaree! pic.twitter.com/wjhKlIxWpR

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So to be clear, @bunjaree. I will be sleeping near murky waters where “odd creatures” unknown to science have recently had to be killed. Oh.

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Back at @bunjaree. Noticing some sort of Science happening in the pantry. Mystified by the isopropyl alcohol.

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@TimWattsMP Oh them! You should put it out for tender and see who gives you the best or funniest costings.

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@TrainLinkWest V-set car 8036, B end vestibule door hinges need oiling before there’s a homicide. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK.

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Found a couple grams of weed, have you Tim? twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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Not long until the 1621 to Lithgow departs Sydney Central… instagram.com/p/BB1cjrBCFkq/

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Avoiding Belmore Park because corellas.

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SavedYouAClick when u get trolled by a fake account pic.twitter.com/OkTUapEVeF

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Now playing: Tubeway Army / Gary Numan, “Are ‘friends’ electric?” youtube.com/watch?v=-0WNbm…

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rhysam To call yourself “Deep Thoughts” @ScientificIdeas, I’m guessing you’re a former real estate agent apré divorce. 🙂 twitter.com/scientificidea…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Don’t worry, Freedom Boy can get a receipt for you to claim expenses, or something. Ask @joshgnosis.

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@dobes Shit. Yes. I’ve come dangerously close.

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Meanwhile, Stephen Fry is even more annoying on Twitter after he’s left it.

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@jodiem There’s only so much I can do…

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Oh don’t question Bob Carr. Now that Stephen Fry has sulked off Twitter [careful typing there!] he’s Current Expert. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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slimejam Wtf is ‘Tidal’.

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SaurabhJoshi This F-35 mock-up at the Singapore Air Show 2016 is supposed to have clocked more miles than any other F-35. pic.twitter.com/8JY3Wr0HGV

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jc_cummins Imagine if Australians dressed up as Harold Holt for PM day every year. Or Bob and Blanche. twitter.com/JFKLibrary/sta…

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It’s as if by the time people get to writing the end of a sentence they’ve forgotten how they started it. Sure, I get this all the time.

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Yes, the Hallucinating Goldfish strike again. Sigh. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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Those sheds are where some NSW govt arsehasts reckon that More Apartments and Swish Offices will encourage startups. twitter.com/LapTop006/stat…

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darrenpauli [b0t] Idiot e-tailers falling for fake patch that exploits year-old Magento hole ow.ly/3bmP9C

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@carolduncan @franksting Yeah, someone hasn’t bothered to read the bits about relative risk. I can’t be arsed digging it out if they’re now.

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@michaelneale The best one is the one from St James station up to the start of Oxford Street.

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I heard that they deliver the glyphosate via wi-fi. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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I now have a number of questions. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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jeffchu I adore the guy behind Pharrell who is plugging his ears. h/t the sharp-eyed @audreyassad twitter.com/mashablegif/st…

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Might as well have another beer then. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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robfordmancs @Conorpope Give me three data points and excel, and I can prove to you anything you’d like to see proved with a graph.

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intelwire What to click, what to click pic.twitter.com/pUZ7WwEkud

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Mate, get a Mac. It comes with Garage Band. twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…

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thegrugq The fact that @JohnLaTwC tweets are revelations demonstrates why defenders need attacker input (and mindset). Reflect on that re: NSA reorg

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“Music” is probably not amongst them. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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I have changed the plan.

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Well I don’t know why they allowed Stephen Fry to perform at the Grammys in the first place.

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That @jayrosen_nyu is so much more polite than I am. twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/s…

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jayrosen_nyu Yeah? So report it for the AP like this: “Bush campaign workers were not confident enough to let reporters talk to—”twitter.com/jpaceDC/status…H

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Actually, anyone into film should do themselves a favour and watch ALL of @tonyszhou’s Every Frame a Painting. youtube.com/channel/UCjFqc…

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Hey @dobes, may I recommend @tonyszhou’s Every Frame a Painting episode on Vancouver? youtube.com/watch?v=ojm74V…

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DavidShuster Hey @marcorubio, the first shot in your “It’s Morning Again in America” commercial is actually Vancouver. youtube.com/watch?v=Lp80Df…

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rpy @stilgherrian we’ve done some research into this previously pic.twitter.com/zEpVh7TzOH

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kasthomas From April 1965. Stuff like this was on every newsstand when I grew up. Nazi-themed S&M a surprisingly common motif. pic.twitter.com/XBjHsSfxVm

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JohnLaTwC Modern defenders know security controls create attack surface. Beware the attack graph you make practicing InfoSec: pic.twitter.com/4C8ZNGJysm

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I saw what you did there. And took appropriate corrective action.

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Confusing bar staff by asking for a /kɒˈʃʊʃkoʊ/ Pale Ale rather than a /kɒziːˈʌskoʊ/. We try as we can.

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Do trams float? Asking for a friend.

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Occy straps make anything legal, you fool. twitter.com/rpy/status/699…

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I demand to know why @ABCcatalyst hasn’t investigated this disturbing phenomenon. youtube.com/watch?v=_c6Hsi…

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joshgnosis We had a 10-minute editorial discussion on whether blowjob was one word or two. twitter.com/myriamrobin/st…

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@R_Chirgwin If you cat is either not eating or vomiting it’s because he ate my goddam chilli beef jerky.

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Have the Lizard People vaporised @ABCcatalyst with their Death Rays yet?

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Call to ATO ends. Elapsed time 1h 13m. Brain very confused, but there was progress.

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S7U OH: “I think Johnny Depp’s gonna be the new Marlon Brando. He’s getting a bit… puffy.”

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LukeNozicka Overheard in the newsroom: “Does anyone want to go get half price Valentine’s Day candy with me?”

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This is how I amuse myself as each ATO officer has to put me on hold and figure out WTF is going on. I genuinely admire their patience.

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@dobes It is. Very bad. Australia should be ashamed.

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And a squad of Special Lizard Biomorphs.

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And three covert CIA gunmen.

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Wow. They had to use a rifle on Kennedy. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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Tue plan, draft: Update ATO (in progress); depart Lilyfield; pho (from yesterday) or similar; train to Wentworth Falls; comms en route.

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@noreasonspec @ABCcatalyst I should clarify, that’s the licensed maximum radiated power output. It may run at less, tho that’d be unusual.

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@noreasonspec @ABCcatalyst No, it means the power of the transmitter is 50 kilowatts (kW).

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theretronaut Here comes sunshine, and humidity. A day with the Grateful Dead in 1977 on.mash.to/1Tmjn3E pic.twitter.com/PvKbhJvHgh

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illywhacker_ Reminder that this happened on 4 Corners last night. pic.twitter.com/Indx2NbrDo

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While watching @ABCcatalyst later, I’ll be looking to see how closely it matches @KetanJ0’s predictions for derp. etwasluft.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/why-i-…

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purserj For those who don’t remember, this is what @ABCmediawatch said about that Statins ep of @ABCcatalyst

abc.net.au/mediawatch/tra…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Mind you, the latter only took six or eight words. Because we’re professionals.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should mention that @LaTrioli made sure to pass on her regards before we discussed the interview contents.

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Didn’t any of these people do high school physics?

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sirneggles @hugojmd @stilgherrian see also that one time people said a switched-off iBurst tower gave them rashes. mybroadband.co.za/news/wireless/…

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Hey @ABCcatalyst maybe sort your own house first? 50kW from Gore Hill alone! Irresponsible! acma.gov.au/Industry/Spect… pic.twitter.com/nyIuAEyBme

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@JuliusFlywheel Yes, but as you’ll have seen when you read the transcript, AFP did the valuation.

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Facts, what even are they?

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An aside on the ice yarn: No such thing as “liquid methylamphetamine”. It’s a solution. Value depends on concentration, not just weight.

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No, because it depends upon real estate value, terrain, geology and other factors individual to each project. twitter.com/KellyaAndrew/s…

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There are some who might think that’s an unreasonable, propaganda-driven way of calculating the monetary value of drug seizures.

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So “billion dollar ice bust” is ‘cos AFP decided to go “max possible street value” not previous midpoint estimate. abc.net.au/pm/content/201…

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It’s four. Also written as “4”. You can say it too, Troy. Say it with me now. “Four.” twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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Most workers I know use a separate phone… twitter.com/LyleShelton/st…

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Oh wait. It’s a bit different. A different kind of broken. twitter.com/matthew_d_gree…

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Umahhh! Someone’s crypto was broken… twitter.com/matthew_d_gree…

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benpobjie *takes notes* “PM and Deputy… NOT Thelma and Louise…fact-check this back at offitwitter.com/ccroucher9/sta…k8Mj

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And that’s before we consider the ship. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Seeing it from these angles, I hadn’t realised how ugly it is, and how quickly it’d convert to live sheep export. twitter.com/9NewsAdel/stat…

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Right. Time to move beyond mere underpants and prepare a more complete plan for the day.

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mrgrumpystephen “Bring me the sickest child you have for my personal entertainment” pic.twitter.com/nzjGhFM38p

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And as the electricity returns, so do all the burglar alarms…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I would never go to Leichhardt in just my underpants.

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jpwarren Locavore artisan cloud is where it’s at. twitter.com/datachick/stat…

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True, I do like the basic practicality of this Eastern European version. twitter.com/daviottenheime…

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An hour and a half without electricity. The fragile veneer of civilisation is starting to crack.

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GreenJ the sensible people are beginning to hunt in packs … twitter.com/mikejanda/stat…

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It’s just like using chicken entrails, except you don’t have to slit him open. Though perhaps if… twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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rpy If you wanted $1 billion from Zuckerberg surely it’d be better to ask on Facebook than Twitter anyway

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@VirtualTal @WaltDisneyWorld “Express” just means that it only stops at the final destination, not that it’s fast.

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Today’s winning numbers are 4, 5, and 1… pic.twitter.com/oBFaYmPd7y

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One hour without electricity. What can I set fire to?

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@smperris It’s a guess, but it’s the sort of thing a local library would likely have high in its priorities.

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@awelder @MikeCarlton01 @MarionGroves Bah. I don’t empathise with the masses. Fuck the masses. Who’d want to emphasise with those morons?

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axmcc Thought experiment: replace ‘Muslims’ with ‘Jews’ and report back about what kind of historical vibe this gives off pic.twitter.com/vGHjSMHozN

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bernietb I hope they’re not using jet fuel. twitter.com/BostonTweet/st…

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Maybe I’ll skip the underpants. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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Well I’m going to curl up on the couch in my underpants until the electricity comes back on. I’d livestream it, but, you know…

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Well Victoria’s Ultranet seems to have been a shining example of public-sector governance..theage.com.au/victoria/14-mi…GT

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“and then CSS gained consciousness, and devoured the puny humans.” twitter.com/anatudor/statu…

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Ausgrid Crews are working to restore power in two separate outages in Sydney’s inner west around Lillyfield, Leichhardt, Roselle and Balmain.

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@ssharwood My God, just how far does their network of evil reach?

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luciavitrix @BadAlbumCovers This can’t be real….can it? The name ! The songs! pic.twitter.com/pzAriKchnf

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And since all that has switched to 4G, that’s as slow as very slow thing indeed too.

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Yep, here are @Ausgrid’s outage reports so far. pic.twitter.com/8ha21HwSki

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Well @Ausgrid’s website is slow to load, so I’m guessing something is up.

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Electricity just died in Lilyfield.

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พ่อครัวเป็นความชั่วร้ายเขาพยายามที่จะฆ่าฉันฉันรักเขา

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Tub waan aroi maak ped ped ped ped phom baa maaaaaaaak errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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“Why I suspect @ABCcatalyst’s
Wi-Fi episode will hurt - The perpetual story of fear”, writes @KetanJ0 etwasluft.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/why-i-…

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Tuesday. If you thought yesterday’s news was weird, wait until you see what today brings. It has… legs. Tuesday.

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