Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 22nd, 2016

@0x1C Oh excellent. I love how all his new technology allows us to ruin things so quickly. Also see twitter.com/BeauGiles/stat…

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@0x1C M’pleasure. One should never let a burning railway station go to waste.

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@NewtonMark Was it ever? I posted that link in November.

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@johnb78 @swearyanthony I suspect it would work regardless of ethnicity.

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Which reminds me. If you want your phone to be as annoying as @NewtonMark’s..twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…1K

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SwiftOnSecurity Bitcoin 1.0 pic.twitter.com/Pm77xs3wGI

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@swearyanthony Siri isn’t all that good, but perhaps that’s because she uses Bing. pic.twitter.com/yVBFtuSnAn

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That’s right. Limit your designs to the necessary ridiculous features. twitter.com/chriseng/statu…

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drearyclocks Is Australia an Onion article?

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@ChrissieM That sort of thinking would be ideal for @Herring1967′s podcast.

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MooseAllain Had to explain to my 10yo this isn’t quite what he’s imagining. pic.twitter.com/jRNMjtZnAV

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And remember, all of America is Bat Country now.

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@ChrissieM Our species is evolving so fast these days.

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kscheib You know, just a guy using a drone to throw eggs at cars on Tverskaya in Moscow. youtube.com/watch?v=fPxs_N…

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@macgibbon @CUhlmann I pointed to @jason_a_w’s stuff on the weekend. I’ve no further time for promoters of loopy conspiracy theories.

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No, Chris Uhlmann should just fill his pockets with gravel and throw himself into a canal. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@samhighley Well, that. Not a good image to choose if you’re a modern, agile government, I’d have thought.

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So is someone going to own up to this? twitter.com/aksana_6/statu…

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Passing Wentworth Falls Lake (really a reservoir to provide water for steam locomotives back in the day). instagram.com/p/BCE-SBiCFqa/

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Passing Wentworth Falls Lake (really an artificial lake to provide wate instagram.com/p/BCE-SBiCFqa/

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BernardKeane Gosh the “Turnbull is all talk” accusation has really started to bite huh? twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…

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This is the best “goat Rams helicopter”
story you’ll see today..twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…OM

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Where on earth did you get that stock image from? twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…

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Escape from K-Town, starring Kurt Russell.

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It seems to be German Boomer Tourist Day in Katoomba today.

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Right. Time to attempt the shopping.

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And they say the media is dying… twitter.com/phildobbie/sta…

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jckkrr And they say fearless journalism is dead twitter.com/3aw693/status/…

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@jperlow Exactamundo. Unless you burned the entire thing down to ashes.

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@cathywilcox1 “They” already have a live link into the global airline booking systems.

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Now playing: Tijuana Cartel’s “Holiday in Baghdad” youtube.com/watch?v=ZBaVf1…

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Just as aside, I very much enjoyed Cake’s live set at @NetSuite’s SuiteWorld the other year. Great performers.

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Now playing: Cake’s “Comfort Eagle” youtube.com/watch?v=p99a6K…

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Mon 29 Feb 1100 VA834 SYD-MEL.
Thu 03 Mar 1600 VA859 MEL-SYD.

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It’s not shouting, and it’s TV rather than a movie, but this can’t be beat. youtube.com/watch?v=1lElf7… twitter.com/expectproblems…

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jperlow @exjon @stilgherrian I LIKE BIG ZEPS AND I CANNOT LIE

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@dannolan The whole day has been that time of the arvo.

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That movie I shot with a gentleman friend the summer before last. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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exjon The Graf Kardashian. twitter.com/thedailybeast/…

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News3LV Girl scout sells cookies outside Portland pot shop: ‘It’s not against the rules’
news3lv.com/news/offbeat/g… pic.twitter.com/HRQfIyM6pI

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ebie_hd TFW you realise you’ve asked the Australian Sports Commission for advice on Senate voting reform pic.twitter.com/jWOEz7cYNR

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Babies can be so cunning. Gotta watch their every move. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@martinwalsh @juhasaarinen There’s a word for people like you. And I’ve never been to Nashville.

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Meh. One more pint, and then I’ll tackle the shopping.

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DavidParis Just tried to get the ‘cyber’ prefix in a document @SenatorLudlam had to sign, but he noticed and took it out :-( Live to troll another day.

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@jackyan @larz I’m afraid I must join your trio of ignorance.

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berniethoughts THE POACHED EGG—ELUSIVE, BEAUTIFUL, AND STRANGE

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What? American TV has to blur a fat arse? You poor, fragile petals. twitter.com/WKRN/status/70…

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My God, they’ve called in The Melbourne Media? twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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Also, Zuckerberg is not a “leader”, he’s a businessman of some sort. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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I’m so excited that I’ve already removed my trousers! twitter.com/774melbourne/s…

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10rdBen This is the reason that i have done this and i hope the guy is extremely confused when his plane lands pic.twitter.com/8AT5pqcT0F

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10rdBen i have registered the domain name ‘masculinewarriors.com’ and have chosen to redirect it to an image of a cute duck

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@expectproblems A moment’s research suggests that you are correct.

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Hey can someone confirm? Did @TurnbullMalcolm really just go “politics of envy”? The 14yo schoolgirl “You’re just jealous haters!” defence?

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GrogsGamut “Complete” support twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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I think the @TurnbullMalcolm prime ministership will have been a glorious eight months in Australia’s history.

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An excellent sociolinguistic analysis of “guys” and “dudes” and gender. debuk.wordpress.com/2016/02/21/guy…

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FJKeany Conroy shouts “It’s just a flesh wound!” repeatedly as Cormann answers dixer on bracket creep pic.twitter.com/d2eypaJdr8

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@GrogsGamut Have we previoiusly seen an economic claim collapse as quickly as this one?

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@702sydney @rosieryan I can’t comment on “more people” but three of those four are fine examples of the genre and should be heritage listed.

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I generally have nothing against propaganda. Free speech etc. But when your fish-wrapper is sold as a newspaper… FFS.

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A photojournalist can get sacked for removing distracting twigs and leaves from an image. Adding three police? twitter.com/egadheg/status…

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Seems wise, for so many reasons. pic.twitter.com/FSVveK0rJk

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robferdman “Mommy, can I watch Twister?”

“No”

“Why?”

“It’s PG-13”

“Why?”

“Intense Depiction of Very Bad Weather” pic.twitter.com/bswSl8Sh99

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@DavidParis He did seem that way, didn’t he.

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In further excellent work, four white people will discuss the limits of racism this evening. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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Western Australia has never been strong on human rights, but this from @crikey_news today is a worry. pic.twitter.com/m1yiBqUNdR

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cox_tom Here is a photo of my cats on their way home after killing a man. pic.twitter.com/gjJsjJD4TA

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I’ve deleted my tweets riffing off the “unexploded houses” image, as @missie17 tells me someone died in that explosion.

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@missie17 @FacesPics Ah, that’s rather different. Thanks. I think I’ll delete my tweets riffing off that.

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There’s no need to discuss my urine, people.

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Hah! It’s kind of a bit late to hide the name of the bus company..twitter.com/cjlambert/stat…f5

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“Scott Morrison’s response to Labor’s negative gearing plan is truly disturbing”, writes @GrogsGamut gu.com/p/4hvf2/stw

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@Antipaganda Not all of the committee recommendations are in the announced plan, apparently.

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Un-exploded houses, eh…?

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FacesPics Un-exploded houses looking all smug pic.twitter.com/HlbMGwwEcI

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tastefactory Apparently, my parents don’t understand sarcasm. pic.twitter.com/7bFAkfGCSI

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tuo2 @stilgherrian having a wee?

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NuclearAnthro @stilgherrian a couple’s 1st go at a roadside gloryhole. One of them is not amused.

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That’s a pink shirt? Really? Isn’t it white and gold? twitter.com/TomWKoch/statu…

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GreenJ breaking: government moves to allow low-income earners to opt out from being high-income earners.

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oliyoung /me googles “That scene in Black Mirror with the pig” twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Um, would anyone like to look at the sight lines and expressions here and have a go at outlining the narrative? pic.twitter.com/jI6uk0WI8A

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tfswebb next time you hear a public “apology”, see how it stacks up against cohen & olshtain’s 1981 apology formula pic.twitter.com/w9G1VzyrKn

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ATTLien ITS A NELSON MANDALA. WHO EVEN COMMITS TO A PUN LIKE THAT. pic.twitter.com/7BTdusLLeR

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zachklein MINDBLOWN.

You can automatically scrape and import any table or list from any URL into Google Spreadsheets. pic.twitter.com/Gu6lNMPY1J

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Mon plan, remainder: Head to Katoomba for lunch, working in the library, and shopping; return for what I hope will be a quiet evening.

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Oh. I didn’t tweet any sort of plan for today. Possibly because that was a good idea under the circumstances.

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AntonyGreenABC @latingle Interesting. Confirms it is a minimum of 6 preferences, not maximum

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@purserj Mr Green suggested so, since splitting the small-party vote makes them all less likely to win a seat.

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JoeMande shout out to the NRA for putting Abraham Lincoln, one of America’s most famous victims of gun violence, in their ad twitter.com/nrablog/status…

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You say, loudly but to no-one in particular, “Christ, what’s that appalling stench?” twitter.com/aimee_maree/st…

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“A first for Australia: an electoral system that stumps the predictive powers of @AntonyGreenABC,” says @GregJennett.

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@paulkidd Many would consider that your proposal has merit.

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Hmmm. That new Senate voting process looks more chaotic and dangerous than I’d have thought. pic.twitter.com/SLveGNKTMa

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MarkDiStef R U OK @DavidLeyonhjelm?

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I’d already seen those props, @AntonyGreenABC @ABCNews24. I was hoping for some new props.

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Well since there’s props… I’ll tune intwitter.com/joeobrien24/st…2H

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Paul_Karp PM: “excuse me sir, you’re talking over the top of Lenore”. NEVER DO THAT.

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“A quick overview of the proposed Senate electoral system” aph.gov.au/About_Parliame…

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jdub This kind of nonsense (from both sides) saps political appetite for reform. Instead, read: aph.gov.au/About_Parliame… twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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MFelgate7 Latest reports 15 people rescued from bus 4 are still trapped inside. No word on poss injuries @7NewsMelbourne pic.twitter.com/UMy56iZOnZ

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@ApostrophePong I managed to reply before you deleted it. You’ll just have to cope.

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I think this really means the @propertycouncil needs to get over itself and get a sense of perspective. twitter.com/propertycounci…

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I caught up with my Weekly Wrap and audio blog posts last night, unless you’d rather watch the PM on TV. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@ApostrophePong It’s nearly 1100 AEDT. I’m not sure when @ABCmediawatch is recorded this afternoon. The deadline is tight.

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3AW693 BREAKING | Several people trapped after nasty bridge smash bit.ly/24lkuo6 pic.twitter.com/Vrc9gN4tJr

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abcnewsMelb A bus has become wedged under the Montague St overpass. MFB says multiple people are trapped

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srpeatling PM to announce plans on changes to Senate voting in a press conference in 10 minutes’ time - smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh

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This pleases me in so many ways. Wait. Le me rephrase that… twitter.com/Mumbrellanews/…

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@GordyPls @jodiem I recognise this, but it’a not something that particularly affects the kind of things I do.

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See, this is where is this so wrong. I was a wuss long before I picked up an assault rifle. Also during, and after. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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bengrubb ICYMI: I spoke to @troyhunt for @JOY949 news on Saturday about the FBI iPhone case. Here’s the extended interview: soundcloud.com/en_grubb/troy-…

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“The collaboration curse: The fashion for making employees collaborate has gone too far” economist.com/news/business/…

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@jodiem @GordyPls The only thing I miss is being able to record calls, so I keep an Android phone with Total Recall for that.

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A breakfast TV show (you’re watching it?) pays a racist dickhead a few hundred bucks. You tweet about it. Cheap advertising. Good work.

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ScottLucas_EA Pro- tweeps still circulating gameplay clip from Medal of Honor as actual battle footage | twitter.com/pizzaopposizza…

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Oh you and I both know appropriate words to use here, @Bobospheretwitter.com/Bobosphere/sta…

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This does raise an important question, however: Which one would you punch in the face first, and why? pic.twitter.com/BbjV0T98sm

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“Split”? When were they joined? twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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This is like saying it’s a “great coup” getting the Performing Vultures into the children’s cancer ward. twitter.com/ruskin147/stat…

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@alexkidman No it doesn’t. Just goddam spray the little turd into oblivion.

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@karinakeisler Umberto Eco really is dead then, isn’t he.

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And then I refresh my Twitter timeline and it’s full of “inspirational” quotes. Why are you people even permitted to live?

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I’m not even out of bed yet and already I want to incinerate all the things.

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God, imagine actually caring about all that shit, thinking that it’s somehow important.

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Still, it could be worse. I could be in Barcelona right now, yearning for the asteroid.

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That moment of joy has already been crushed because I’ve just discovered that there’s actually an actual event called “Inspirefest”.

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Monday. Everything that goes into your stomach must also come out. By continuing on. By reversing out. Via a merging. By exploding. Monday.

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