Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 3rd, 2016

Oh look! The video of the Speed Debate is now online. This was fun and silly. youtube.com/watch?v=nPFMW2…

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@jplonie Puppets have never been a big part of audio programming.

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Perhaps I should’ve gotten someone else to handle the marketing.

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If you agree to do that then I suppose you can grab a free audience spot at publichouseforum3.eventbrite.com and I’ll see you tomorrow.

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Well, I suppose you could buy a drink or lunch or something, but your main role is to laugh at the jokes and clap when we tell you to.

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You can watch @markhumphries @cathywilcox1 @paulwallbank @MargotSaville and me talking and enjoying ourselves while you just sit there.

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Final plug for tonight: “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum” recording is on Saturday afternoon. Look at that lineup! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Maybe they want a piece of the @aussexparty poster as a souvenir. You know, like the hem of Christ’s robe. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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@corduroy Um, scroll down through the connected tweets…

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ginarush A Marrickville man is looking to swap cheese for car pic.twitter.com/l2Qi7LTWUJ

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@dobes Doesn’t it just. I can also recommend P J O’Rourke’s “Parliament of Whores”.

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@dobes I lost my Hunter S Thompson collection on the way to Las Vegas. (Sad, be He would’ve wanted it that way.)

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@miss_shiny Want me to pop back and get it for you?

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“Me an ma’homies are gonna drop some rhymes…pic.twitter.com/voNNCJDez8z8

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@kevthecamel @GordyPls @kels_316 Oh well clearly you’re forgotten about the Epistle to the DevOps Team.

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No it’s OK, @dobes, both Mr Bolt and Mr Latham have got all the gender stuff worked out. It’ll be fine. twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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johnhalton Et tu, Bucks Fizz? politico.eu/article/move-o…

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@kels_316 @GordyPls He said a lot of sensible stuff, that Jesus chap. Anyway, we have Elon Musk now.

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@GordyPls I understand what you’re saying, though. This is a difficult topic.

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@GordyPls Some folks’ experienced of sexuality and religion have been… sub-optimal.

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And (some) religions’ pathological hatred of sexuality, for that matter. twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…

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RexMartinich .@aussexparty invites nuns to “confess” after being caught on instagram ripping up political posters. pic.twitter.com/LxYBicYMLl

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@R_Chirgwin Sure, but you have trouble remembering Wednesday.

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Pollytics And this, people, is how the End of Days starts….. twitter.com/angharad1963/s…

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Just as an aside, I’d have thought that punching up your own bodyguard would’ve been a poor strategy, loyalty-wise.

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KetanJ0 MILLENNIAL TEEN MOOSE SEXTING twitter.com/9NewsBrisbane/…

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@smidgey I don’t usually drink rum, but A Certain Person (i.e. @ApostrophePong) gave me a litre of spiced rum and it sits there tempting me.

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Depp’s looking pretty good these days. pic.twitter.com/Jy42GDMbJa

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So what cooking methods do they recommend? twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@ApostrophePong Look, they spend DOLLARS on those adverts. Tens of dollars.

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I must admit, I don’t mind a bit of a cavort myself. But I rarely feel the need to punch people afterwards.

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“Johnny Depp fights bodyguard in drunken stupor” news.com.au/entertainment/…

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@traceyb65 @BOM_NSW My understanding is that exams are held indoors these days.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DPJHodges I spoke with an Airbus security executive recently about these subtle translation problems in his organisation.

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@SnarkyPlatypus They probably think
“sauvage” means “savage”, not “feral”.

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@_midofo_ @BOM_NSW Mate, across the border it’s not their problem.

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NuclearAnthro Cocaine is a hell of a drug. twitter.com/thelocalnorway…

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Let me just retweet this because it is a good thing and you should watch it and not just because I am sucking up. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Severe Weather Warning! Hurrah! twitter.com/BOM_NSW/status…

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What I don’t understand is why LaTrobe University hasn’t been burnt to the ground.

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“You will make a good decision,” apparently. pic.twitter.com/i5ggosNZFt

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Maybe I should’ve taken a better photo of the pub. It’s not quite as dreadful as it looks.

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Yes, the audience is small, but think of it as intimate. Get intimate with @markhumphries and me and… oh, no waittwitter.com/stilgherrian/s…wd

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What the man from the television says is true. Please force me to release another round of audience spots. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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I agree with everything in this tweet. twitter.com/AndrewRJamieso…

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If you’re in Sydney and your Saturday afternoon will be nothing but bleak emptiness, consider this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I just stumbled across my 2011 yarn, “Cybercrime 2016: Paper-boy refrigerator revenge” cso.com.au/article/404801… Has it come to pass?

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I ranted about Tronc this morning, should anyone care. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Meanwhile, I made the mistake of mentioning the NBN during an election campaign. Maybe I should mute “nbn” for the next month.

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Mind you, it’d be nice to go somewhere in Sydney without hearing New Order’s “Blue Monday”. THE EIGHTIES ARE OVER, PEOPLE, LET IT GO.

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The hipster pub with the hipster beer started filling up with hipsters, so I’ve gone to another pub.

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No wonder Turnbull stayed well away from it. His promised 25Mbps by the end of 2016 is but a distant memory. abc.net.au/news/2014-07-2…

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If this is the best “broadband plan” that @SenatorFifield can come up with, no wonder they snuck it out Friday arvo. mitchfifield.com/Media/MediaRel…

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@phbarratt Me too. Rarely do any of these things have the focused organisation of the military originals.

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@ScooterDMC @SimonBanksHB I’m not on Fifield’s mailing list, and he’s blocked me on Twitter. :)

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What I don’t understand is how hipsters can afford hipster beer. Are baristas really paid that much?

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I assume because its merits are so vast that it sells itself. Also, Fifield is probably already listed as jetsam twitter.com/SimonBanksHB/s…

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@DDsD Yes. Hipster. I am a hipster. In some badly-constructed universe.

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@tacticalmaid Yes. I wonder. But i don’t have the right thing to put in that hole.

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jamesmassola . @stephendziedzic @cpyne sorry, Kim Carr has this covered pic.twitter.com/pRJhayd1DC

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@tacticalmaid That would be the one, yes. All the gaming stuff is on the other side of this wall.

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Well this looks promising. Shame I don’t have any Cat 5 with me. pic.twitter.com/4CDJfP2ZVR

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Young Henry’s Newtowner. I have one.

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The old Glebe Town Hall is still quite nice. pic.twitter.com/8tq4GJalf8

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There must have been some way to avoid this.

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I seem to be in Glebe.

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@gordonkerry @jdub I assume Phlegm would be the drummer then?

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Tickle my belly (in a Marxist way). pic.twitter.com/UTVDCz1bCt

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Also, Phlogiston and the Four Humours would make a great band name.

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Discussing gender in term of Marxism in 2016 is like explaining how the internet works with reference to Phlogiston and the Four Humours.

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I’m not sure how this works, but to be honest I’m not surprised. pic.twitter.com/6uzDFoNHBL

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CommsAu Lenovo advises to remove Accelerator Application software bit.ly/1O73ugC pic.twitter.com/OVWPcE5ySy

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@leslienassar Ah, then the stars do not align this time. At least not for the porpoises I had in mind.

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crikey_news Today’s @deptofaustralia. So, about those CSIRO funding cuts … pic.twitter.com/OVvQhJnn9y

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@leslienassar How about the Saturday immediately after America’s birthday?

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@feed_the_chooks I know you do. And I’ll leave you do deal with that fact in your own time, in your own way.

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Yeah, folks, that’s probably enough of your dreadful augmented reality jokes now thanks.

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Please note that I’m not suggesting there’s anything wrong with Saab’s AR work. I know nothing about it, nor what was in the PM’s headset.

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After all, we saw Turnbull being impressed by ASIMO, which is basically a decade-and-a-half-old Disneyland gimmick.

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How many people in the room, do you think, could tell innovative augmented reality from commonplace from snake oil? twitter.com/CaitlynGribbin…

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@NicholasFryer It’s generally a “cross” if it’s to another location which then picks up the lead, a “throw” otherwise.

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@AtomicMPC I thought this was a well-established fact.

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For some reason the word “teledildonics” just flashed through my mind. twitter.com/stephendziedzi…

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@NicholasFryer Don’t stress. Chances are I’ll add in the Window and other breaks in post, to give us some longer breaks.

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Apparently we have this totally new thing called “cleaners” and “can you grab a burger on the way”. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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taosecurity “Make it work, designers.” @TimGunn on cyber security. twitter.com/aliya_nextgov/…

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Indeed. Ms Cash is the only one in this photo who seems to be in control of their own face. twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…

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Just quietly, later today I’m testing a new audio workflow that should allow live-streaming of tomorrow’s podcast recording session.

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“Ethics should be at the core of cybersecurity: ​Former cyber defence head”, writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/ethics…

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@joshgnosis I thought the whole point of @crikey_news was to breach 474.17?

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@dobes Better take a couple of sandwiches.

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It’s true! @AlboMP came and threw a grenade through my window only this morning. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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What’s sad it that I didn’t have to look up this section of the Commonwealth Criminal Code to know what it said. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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So 14 of the 20 first-round audience spots are taken. Both me and the publican would like to see you force a second. publichouseforum3.eventbrite.com

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KatCameron91 Some protesters throwing traffic cones, signs at police doing crowd control outside rally in pic.twitter.com/mGoEMuUDey

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neontaster This quote could contain the most perfect unintentional wording I’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/wn0j8MbPJI

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I have just sent The Instructions to the Pod(cast) People. It’s going to be a fun conversation tomorrow. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Is that second, 3-word sentence an incitement to commit a criminal offence? Follow your answer with “Your Honour”. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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Right, I’d better plan out this podcast properly.

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@jonkudelka Does Bill mean cable cars? It’s hard to know what Bill means.

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Erm, Bill, sure this is Tasmania’s decision? twitter.com/David_Speers/s…

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One makes up for the other, or something. pic.twitter.com/CRlcfK8dYm

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feraldata This SA sign helped me think differently about the Internet back in 2008 .. that it is still around in 2016 … hmm pic.twitter.com/8dqRO5St12

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To be clear, this chart is about some place called “America”. Whatever that is. twitter.com/aggiegrl/statu…

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Oh look, an iTunes update! Hurrah!

Checks release notes.

Fixes the following issues:
• iTunes is a messy pile of shit.

Oh. No such luck.

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@BundyB Well, that IS one of @Steve_Lockstep’s greatest skills.

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Dear Internet, you know what to do. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs No no, he means PoC as “piece of crap”. Windows 10 will finally deliver crap, an upgrade.

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@ApostrophePong I have never met @jonkudelka but I have reason to believe he’s not completely terrible.

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nytimesworld King Tut’s dagger came from outer space. No, seriously, it really did. nyti.ms/24lCrju pic.twitter.com/pakjAJ6rkz

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Fri plan: Prep talent for Saturday’s podcast recording; administrivia; certain urgent errands; design and test new audio workflow; TGIF.

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I have reason to believe there’s still a few first-round audience spots left. They’re free, you know. publichouseforum3.eventbrite.com

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And speaking of a newer, more agile zeitgeist, “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 3” is being recorded on Saturday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jodiem @kcarruthers Clearly we need a newer, more agile zeitgeist.

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@jodiem @kcarruthers My GP laughed when I used “betterer” but I told him I never questioned HIS professional judgement.

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It already has. As @umairh has already noted, we are so tronced. twitter.com/jodiem/status/…

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I say, that little rest break was quite helpful. I should buy them in bulk to save money.

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Fri plan, redraft: The implementation of this plan will be delayed slightly due to sudden fatigue. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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melissamadsen @TheStalwart @stilgherrian
Je tronc
Tu tronc
Il tronc
Nous troncons
Vous troncez
Ils troncent

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MiriamElder We’re kinda lucky Twitter’s user base isn’t bigger because then more people would see how insufferable journalists are.

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@_tan_ This isn’t the good kind of party can, is it.

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@jpwarren It is, yes. It also works well with a nasal suburban accent.

Troarrrnk.

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@deano547 @LinkedIn Ta, but no. I’m across all that.

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@chris23 Oh probably, yeah. And it’s poisonous and it can kick you to death. Or is that the troncbears?

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chris23 Tronc if you like inscrutable re-branding

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atlasobscura The Louvre is closing as flood waters threaten Paris trib.al/Tbf6EcR

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TheStalwart Tronc sounds like a French verb in one of those tenses that you hardly ever use.

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FozzTexx World’s first tweet from a @RadioShack Model II made in 1979! twitter.com/fozztexx/statu… pic.twitter.com/2vJffAAhGb

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@scottamcintyre Further research is needed, but I like your thinking. It’s totally tronc.

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@scottamcintyre Well, if it’s pronounced like the actual word “tronc”, it rhymes with “bonk”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear, the Prime Minister will not be happy with me. Again. twitter.com/aksana_6/statu…

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@Gin_ev_ra Who can say? I doubt that the people who wrote and approved those sentences have the faintest idea what any of it means.

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glengyron Tronc as hell pic.twitter.com/tcTF0JT54g

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Ah, this shit just writes itself!

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umairh We’re so tronced twitter.com/doughenwood/st…

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I do so love it when a major media corporation gets all its ducks in a row, eh Tronc? twitter.com/mjos_crypto/st…

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HAHAHAHA! Just put your small change into the tronc, @umairh! pic.twitter.com/UV0qzQC1fD

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Wait. Tronc is an actual word? And it rhymes with pétanque? We can work with this. twitter.com/mjos_crypto/st…

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Well I think I know who I’m giving an elephant stamp to in Saturday’s podcast recording. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Do investors actually fall for this shit? Well tronc me dead!

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Vice-chairman Dr Patrick Soon-Shiong isn’t any better. This is utterly meaningless. pic.twitter.com/Nh8rtE6zo6

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If Tronc chairman Michael Ferro actually said this meaningless crap then waterboarding is too good for him. pic.twitter.com/YSA6TGS5xq

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Now I feel like greeting everyone today with a cheery “Tronc!”.

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See, even the highly tolerant and accepting @umairh thinks this is bullshit. Also, Tronc. twitter.com/umairh/status/…

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I guess a batch of bad PCP must’ve arrived in Chicago. Tronc.

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This is hilarious. investor.tribpub.com/investor-relat…

What will you do: “Content curation and monetisation.”
Your unique selling proposition: “Tronc.”

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“A journalist, eh? Who do your write for?”
1847: “The Chicago Tribune.”
2016: “Tronc.”

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Tronc. Tronc tronc tronc tronc tronc. Will Tronc write about Trump? Trump Tronc Trump Tronc Trump Tronc. Arsehats. twitter.com/Poynter/status…

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@damnanq I can see into the future and into the secret connections of the universe.

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@marcuskelson @dickybeacholdie I only seem to log in to @LinkedIn every few months, see it’s just “stuff”, leave. Password’s OK tho.

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@sylmobile It is being recorded, you know. Possibly even being streamed live.

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But “thundered Miranda Devine”, @Jeff_Sparrow? Devine doesn’t so much “thunder” as rattle around like a marble in an empty saucepan.

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“Could Roz Ward keep her job if she liked the Australian flag a little?”, writes @Jeff_Sparrow, superbly. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Fri plan, supplemental: It’s a great lineup for the podcast, and there’s still some free audience spots. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Fri plan, early draft: Certain administrivia; final prep for Saturday’s podcast recording; certain urgent errands; order of play TBA

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Friday. You’ve forgotten something. You know you’ve forgotten something. But what? This question will bother you all day. Friday.

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