Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 3rd, 2016

@archoo Neglected sites are the bane of the internet. At least I keep the damn thing patched.

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@tim_rutter @davpope No, I’m talking about humans all round here.

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@archoo Also, a bad person. It’s getting late.

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@archoo It’s true, I am a bad personal and don’t practice what I preach. That whole site has been ignored for months.

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sydneyobs In plane sight tinyurl.com/gumdhpo David Malin Awards Exhibition Launch at @sydneyobs tinyurl.com/huld98h pic.twitter.com/Z6zoSpdISZ

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@blahblahellis I know. When I produced radio back in the day, one of my specialities was complex live OBs. So few done these days.

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@semibogan There is that. The policies are, as I said earlier, a work of art.

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I will make an announcement, one way or the other, before 2100 AEST on Monday night. I think you can see where this is heading.

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Six people have already put in money to make it happen. This frightens me. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/31…

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Here is said One Nation policy agenda. It’d take a little more than two hours to read the lot. onenation.com.au/policies

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If you’ve just joined us, there’s pressure for me to produce a special podcast and stream it live. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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PPantsdown @davecallantwit Anyone who fails to quote the lyrics properly during the plebiscite will be executed :)

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ben_hr I’m enjoying reading everyone’s election analysis. So much untapped wisdom.

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jrhennessy Dutton’s forensic interrogation of the polls… inspiring stuff pic.twitter.com/LNyiPBTSXj

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“Thailand, Japan share mutual affection that is rare in Asia” washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pac… HT @ApostrophePong

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Histreepix Boudicca’s disappointing comeback. Ashford, 1964. pic.twitter.com/kqIQUgpkfb

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JasonMorrisonAU Before and after - federal seats in and around Sydney. @7NewsSydney pic.twitter.com/T7xLIaoDFP

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The Melbourne International Comedy Festival Great Debate has just started on One, should anyone care. Barry Humphries as moderator.

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colettecello Architect: “we should break this down into 6 microservices”
Me: “you have 6 teams who hate each other?”
Architect: “how did you know that?”

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amworldtodaypm “I don’t need to listen to anything. I know how the people feel and what they’re thinking” — Pauline Hanson

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@voltagex True. There are certain traditions, right?

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There’s not a lot of headroom left here, mate. twitter.com/AbstractCode/s…

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@voltagex I have received your notification, yes, thank you. Very 1337. :P

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Six contributions. This is getting… oh man, so much pressure.

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killer_kitsch Astro Boy pedestrian crossing signal in the Kanagawa Prefecture, near Tokyo. pic.twitter.com/K4vNOOVhbD

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thegrugq Actual footage of a hacker not wearing their hoodie or ski mask. pic.twitter.com/0CFNhEJCUx

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@jdub I seem to recall that Pauline Pantsdown’s “friend” was one of @ApostrophePong’s audio teachers at COFA.

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Pauline Pantsdown’s “I Don’t Like It” youtube.com/watch?v=3HSxXC…

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davecallantwit Before making fun of Pauline Hanson think about what’s she’s been through okay. Her shopping trolley murdered. Her groceries. Just gone.

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TheRoastTV Sad to report we’ve lost The Brick and Wang. But we’ll never forget them. pic.twitter.com/TENYneGe9k

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@franksting @kofeyh What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business.

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I’m thinking Saturday night, that seems more like the right for people to drink along at home.

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@franksting @kofeyh It’s more a thing that people could read along with, or just chat amongst themselves.

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@franksting @kofeyh Oh “live” as in live-streamed. No audience, I don’t think, ‘cos it’d take a lot of focus.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @nom_chomsky @cheshireb @johnb78 She is. And she possesses a delightful character.

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So if this podcast were to happen, and live-streamed, what night of the week? Sat? Tue? Wed? tweetdeck.twitter.com/#

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And now there’s five financial contributions to this insane podcast idea. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 318: Post-election madness, and fatigue, and…stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/31…bpic.twitter.com/Wwesx5NI6c6c

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thegrugq_ebooks yeah, the police are held accountable for their crimes, then this country will be in chaos!

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Abbott forces his muscle up where? What? twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/…

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@SoftKittyWarm It surprises my that that’s not taken into account already, but then I’ve had no need to learn about family law.

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@SoftKittyWarm I think my younger brother would agree with you there, although he got full custody of his three kids.

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@stringy Thank you. Let me think this through.

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So, it’s up to four financial contributions now. A couple are too big to be called tips. I am now very afraid.

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@SoftKittyWarm I hear you, though a new law could give a tribunal the power to make orders. Which makes it a court.

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markhumphries Vale @SenatorLazarus. I’ll miss your commitment to this crap joke.
pic.twitter.com/4GaBesTdUP

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Should I admit that I’ve already had some thoughts about this issue? [Blush.] twitter.com/stringy/status…

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Oh. I’ve just received a second tip at stilgherrian.com/tip/ to make this podcast happen. I am afraid. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Well, for starters they can’t fly. Surely someone should’ve noticed this before now. twitter.com/WWF_Australia/…

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Labor was “unprecedented” in making TVCs in languages other than English, says @SBSNews. That’s an indictment of Australian politics.

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Oh dear, Abbott more or less said good on Turnbull for having a go. (I’m watching @SBSNews now.)

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I’d need a support team of at least one, just in case I lose consciousness or sanity. twitter.com/tim_rutter/sta…

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We call this sort of plebiscite an “election”. twitter.com/rebel/status/7…

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barryofarrell loved @LaurieOakes victory over sports betting agencies twitter.com/buzzfeedozpol/…

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“Malcolm Turnbull sounded tone deaf to election message”, writes @michellegrattan theconversation.com/malcolm-turnbu…

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It is. Read it. “Turnbull creates his own misfortune and will be forever diminished by it” theconversation.com/enigmatic-turn… twitter.com/MargotSaville/…

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According to Nine News, the AFP will indeed be investigating that “Medicare” SMS. My guess is it’ll be quick to find the culprit.

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That’s one possibility, but it’d already be more than two hours long. The policies explain themselves though. twitter.com/fivewalls/stat…

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“Subtext”? Do you mean subtitles? It’d be an live audio stream and podcast. twitter.com/fivewalls/stat…

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What you do in the privacy of your own home is none of my concern. twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…

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@MargotSaville Apparently so. Well, someone just said so on Twitter so it must be true.

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I’m being pressured to make this podcast, with these policies. Who’d listen for two hours? onenation.com.au/policies twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Marriage equality: Cory Bernardi says no need to hurry on plebiscite”, writes @murpharoo theguardian.com/australia-news…

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davidbewart Mirabella refusing to concede defeat, sweet

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abcnews New Zealand police seize $13 million worth of cocaine inside horse head ab.co/29bg1AR pic.twitter.com/uskIPDUNQo

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Apparently there are different types of Bundy. The things you learn.

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1petermartin Best. Ever. LOL. The “party faithful” are SMH reporter @JacquelineMaley and Guardian reporter @grhutchens pic.twitter.com/VenlwMM0UC

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Actually, if I’m doing a reading of One Nation policies, it should be Bundaberg Rum rather that bourbon, yeah?

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Well, I’ve already had one contribution to make the insane podcast idea happen. This is getting a bit scary now.

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“Sunday - Rise of Pauline Hanson Part 1 - 1998” (Part 2 is also there.) youtube.com/watch?v=A0fyYK…

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“60 Minutes - The Hanson Phenomenon”, the full half-hour story at the start of her original sojourn. youtube.com/watch?v=459x66…

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One great thing about the One Nation policies is that they’re already marked up for emphasis twitter.com/michaelmeloni/…

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I’m make some (minor) changes to how subscriptions to “The 9pm Edict” work. That should be done by the middle of July.

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I should do this podcast, shouldn’t I. Prep it up for release when the Senate writs are returned and it’s all official. Or maybe do it live.

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Yeah I don’t think this is its biggest problem. twitter.com/SachaBlumen/st…

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Exactly. As a connected* whole, it’s the full conspiracy-theory nutjob agenda. twitter.com/philby_10/stat…

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No, @R_Chirgwin, most can’t read well. That’d be patchwork and dreadful. It’s One Nation, one voice, one vision. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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Actually, there’s no full stop at the end of that sentence, it just kind of runs out.

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“Yet we are denied this same humane act when it comes to people why.”

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“In a humane society, when an animal is in pain or suffering we put it out of its misery.” onenation.com.au/policies/eutha…

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Oh definitely. Maybe 20% slower, due to both slurring and the inevitable distraction of side-rants. twitter.com/garystark/stat…

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There’s 27 policies of roughly 800 words each. The pace would be around 150 words per minute, maybe slower with the breaks to pour whiskey.

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For those of you saying I should make this podcast, I just calculated that it would run for just over two hours. Two hours, people.

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Except that would end up getting very shouty and the neighbours would complain. You can’t read this stuff in your inside voice.

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I tell you what, I’m tempted to get a bottle or two of bourbon and do a podcast that’s just me reading One Nation’s policies verbatim.

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What guarantees do we have? WHAT GUARANTEES? pic.twitter.com/7YeW0sVQbu

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“Temporary residents need to apply if they wish to buy an established dwelling,” and no part may be rented out. onenation.com.au/policies/housi…

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Oh of course One Nation wants Citizens Initiated Referenda. And to scrap all treaties.onenation.com.au/policies/cir pic.twitter.com/hKJS5sXSBm

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@SachaBlumen It’s time we had some Larouchites in the Senate. [Nods.]

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@KKeneally The pleasure is all mine. The knowledge of someone who’s been there plus the ability to speak directly.

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For those of you who have’t read it all yet, One Nation’s policy agenda is a thing of beauty. onenation.com.au/policies

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I’ve been listening to @KKeneally an podcasts and stuff lately and she’s been very good. twitter.com/KenParish1/sta…

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@marcuskelson Well this is the weekend for things we weren’t expecting.

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goulcher SELL UR HOME &GET A CAR!
EAT YOUR DOG & BUY A HORSE!
CALL YOUR EX & HAVE A CRY!
TRY CRYSTAL METH & BE SICK IN A BIN pic.twitter.com/P2QxtvxuIm

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Sun plan, as redrafted: Reschedule next week, now that I’m already a day behind; Weekly Wrap; chicken; grief. Probably. I don’t know.

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@marcuskelson “Bought CDs”? I’m sorry, slavery is illegal, even for transvestites.

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus I’s Dwayne. It’s always been Dwayne.

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I do think, however, that we should all consider this image before proceeding. pic.twitter.com/DlCoYiSyuT

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Sun plan, redraft, initial thoughts: Abandon this initial draft and try again. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, Australian constitution law! Thanks for joining us. I’m Dwayne Arsehat.”

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@brisvegas1 That’s not such a bad idea, though I’ll leave it to you. Or someone.

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I’d be silly to sleep through this, though. I wouldn’t want to miss this much fun. twitter.com/smh/status/749…

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I fell asleep.

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Printing an email to photograph it to tweet it. Don’t you have a fax? twitter.com/David_Speers/s…

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florezcata This dog providing only picture opp so far for media crews standing guard outside the PM’s Sydney home pic.twitter.com/SP6VRBGilA

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TheNTNews LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A HUNG PARLIAMENT. SCREW DEMOCRACY. IT’S TIME FOR A CROCTATORSHIP! pic.twitter.com/66YyxQ6Q84

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My favourite* trope is that every single thing in the media that someone doesn’t like is proof that it’s all “Murdoch propaganda”.

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jonkudelka Pencil in Albo vs Morrison in November?

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tlightly1 .@dudethinking @kangjaro13
Why do ‘journalists’ equate diversity of political representation with instability?
Too many chats with Liberals.

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NewtonMark Serious media outlet needs a Senior Source to inform them about standard ALP procedure following an election loss. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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trentyarwood @NewtonMark when do you think the major parties will actually cotton on to the fact it’s not us, it’s them?

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NewtonMark You can’t have “stability” without “stab.”

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mearesy The Liberal Party function during Opposition Leader Bill Shorten’s election night speech pic.twitter.com/BsEqlzPlzh

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awelder @oz_f the result is clearly at odds with what Speers and other small-i insiders made out. It could be that he has no clue

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thomas_violence there’s no reason for everyone to be so reactionary, Pauline’s policies aren’t that bad pic.twitter.com/shI9yOqj6o

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LadyPutz Stay woke DC pic.twitter.com/PSlASnrnjf

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SkyNewsAust : Senior sources have told Sky News Bill Shorten is expected to face a contest for leadership against Anthony Albanese.

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“Won’t somebody think of Russell Crowe!” twitter.com/ad_mico/status…

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This research continues to intrigue me, though it can’t tell you WHY people were angry, exactly. twitter.com/blackdoginst/s…

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blackdoginst analysis shows emotional spike at time of @TurnbullMalcolm speech @HM_Christensen pic.twitter.com/mFOcy0bZPl

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jrhennessy how about we try a senate which is equally as stubborn but markedly more racist? why not give that a burl

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rohan_connolly Fair to say Andrew Bolt has not just thrown the toys from the cot, but pissed all over the mattress then set it on fire.

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alex_c_lee “Moscato, here we come!” - The two older ladies in front of me on the plane

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RT_com Spooky clouds over CERN spark ‘portal to other dimensions’ theory on.rt.com/7hib pic.twitter.com/N05NPlfJB0

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@SarahWiley8 @JayneAzzo They’re moving the ballots to a secure location. What’s it matter if the result is known one day or the next?

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Senator Hinch.

That’s a bit special.

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bkjabour So many people who predicted a hung parliament before the election but seem to only be saying so now

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cathywilcox1 Dawning…
My @smh toon. pic.twitter.com/yBuDOAYjIX

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craigthomler Possibly the most exciting dataset at data.gov.au: Ballarat Dog Bag Dispensers data.gov.au/dataset/ballar…

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If only we all could just stand on top of people until they paid attention.

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snurb_dot_info Don’t suppose we could use this penalty shootout to decide the outcome of as well ?

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TraceySpicer The AEC says it could be a month before the result is definitively known. @ABCNews24

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Awwww, poor Sophie.

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I am enjoying everything very much.

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As I said, there is so much to laugh at today. Markus was a useless clockwork squawkbot, loyal cannon fodder. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Indeed, I am looking at this photo and asking exactly the same question. twitter.com/RNSundayExtra/…

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Apropos of absolutely nothing in particular no not at all. pic.twitter.com/DlCoYiSyuT

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So many things to laugh at today.

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aaronkearneyaus Given a choice between frying pan or fire, it seems Australian voters have simply turned up the heat.

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Sun plan, draft: Lazy start; a long day of tax compliance ‘paperwork’, interrupted by a chicken and laughter; Weekly Wrap; more laughter.

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kelseyhightower But it scales! pic.twitter.com/xmAq9YLaho

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kelseyhightower I’m sure that container management system you wrote is going to be awesome! pic.twitter.com/fQ6HTpToUc

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Histreepix Teens emulating the teens they see depicted in adverts, in a futile attempt to feel. USA, 2014. pic.twitter.com/OlBtgn69se

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Sunday. If you had to compare on thing with another thing, how would you start, and why? Sunday.

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