Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 4th, 2016

johndavidblake I see the government has started advertising for Brexit negotiators pic.twitter.com/xenDwjJjMD

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How is it even 10pm?

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Yeah it’s one of those make it up as we go along evenings at Sydney Central station.

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@vealmince Well there’s some sort of trackwork voodoo going on.

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Thaitown is a dangerous place.

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kymtje Hard to be a career politician when you’ve also got a full time career as a sock full of spiders

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@Neefsck Salute me after it’s been achieved.

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@RedbayP Thank you. I think.

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@AbstractCode This takes “singing for your supper” to a whole new level.

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What have I done?

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@GiovanniTorre Send money. Or medical professionals.

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Policy agenda, not police agenda.

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jonkudelka Of course the last time Australia tried to get inside Pauline’s head, we ended up with Manus Island and Nauru.

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Someone just sent a contribution with the comment “Everyone needs to get behind a good train wreck.” Yeah, I guess so.

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@zackster I couldn’t eat a whole one.

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@ApostrophePong I guess I’ll find out tomorrow morning.

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There’s enough lemon grass here to kill a fuckin;’ elephant.

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@ApostrophePong I told him what you’d said about his tub waan and I think he’s just showing off now.

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@ApostrophePong Yes, it’s lemon grass. I just tasted some.

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@ApostrophePong Also a ton of basil. He’s gone mad.

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@ApostrophePong More liver, and dill and some sort of… whatever the white things are. Radish, maybe?

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Things are getting out of hand.

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Hey @ApostrophePong, The Chef Who Wants to Kill Me is making very special tub waan tonight. pic.twitter.com/tQd2zF0AvR

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@carolduncan Of course. Then again, I’m making up this project as I go along. I’ll have my people call your people.

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Now here’s a question. Adding video to the equation is a whole new thing. Let me think this through. twitter.com/djglenmcbride/…

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Histreepix Apology accepted. twitter.com/iainburke1/sta…

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@carolduncan Like you didn’t know that. Wanna record my links, so I can stay in the zone?

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The Chef Who Wants to Kill Me is trolling me something chronic tonight,

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@dobes Oh the whole concept is predicated on shit booze. Indeed, I think that’s how we got here.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Tell them there’s no sign of any fire from where you are. But fuck it, make the owner pay the callout fee for a false alarm.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Give ‘em a call on 000 to make sure it’s in the system.

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@_midofo_ At this stage it’ll be from the apartment where I’m staying atm. But, and I’ll work out the costs, it might shift to a venue.

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@dobes I am insane. But people sent me money.

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Also, this is insane, isn’t it.

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Oh, sorry for any typos in all this. I may have had a beer.

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Stay tuned for a blog post some time tomorrow, when I’ve slept on this and realised what a completely stupid idea this is. That is all.

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I probably should’ve done this as a Pozible or something, but that adds to the turnaround time. So here we are.

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I admit, however, that I haven’t thought through that bit, and I think it’s insane. But there you go.

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Tomorrow I will also set a target which, if we reach it, I’ll do this live recording in front of an audience.

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You can do that now at stilgherrian.com/tip/, and tomorrow I’ll post more coherent details on that website.

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If you’d like to contribute more, which would allow me to spend more time researching and editing background material, that’d be great.

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A dozen individuals have already contributed cash-type money to cover my alcohol and a good slab of the time needed to prepare this artwork.

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I can’t read for two hours straight, so there will be intermissions during which you’ll hear some audio related to Pauline Hanson.

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There are 27 policy items, each of roughly 800 words, so by my calculations it’ll take a little over two hours to read them all.

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Therefore, at 2000 AEST this Saturday 9 July, I will start drinking Bundaberg Rum and read to you, verbatim, the entire One Nation agenda.

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I have decided that you need to fully understand the full police agenda of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. onenation.com.au/policies

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Given that whatever happens in the next few days, the words “Senator Hanson” will be part of Australia’s political reality.

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This Saturday, I will be recording and streaming live a special edition of “The 9pm Edict” podcast.

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OK, ladies and gentlemen, I know you’re hate-watching those stupid, predictable television programs, but I wish to make an announcement.

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One more, then tub waan.

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@staticsan The Bundy Five sounds like they were arrested in 1992 for crimes they didn’t commit.

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@christopherneal But, looking ahead, I want to do the live-with-audience thing more regularly. Plans are afoot.

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@christopherneal I know I’d need a producer to keep the trains running on time if I did it with an audience.

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@christopherneal I’d livestream, but I think without audience ‘cos it’d be a long, intense read. It’s more than two hours of material.

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Histreepix HM Queen Elizabeth II’s eighth (and most successful to date) escape attempt. Buckingham Palace, May 14th, 1955. pic.twitter.com/WeEAZ62uGk

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Histreepix Conservative politicians construct a party leader using the most human elements of each contender. London, 2016. pic.twitter.com/nyx8se8068

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janeenorman Here’s the TVeeder transcript of @AntonyGreenABC explaining discrepancy between ABC + AEC seat count pic.twitter.com/nqFUnyiLLI

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Histreepix Depends what side you were on. twitter.com/tweetboy6996/s…

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Can anyone help me with this question? twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’ll actually be Bundaberg Rum, for obvious reasons.

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Also, some of you people are clearly paid way too much.

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So far 11 people have thrown money into the pot to make this happen. I see. OK, an announcement by 2100 AEST. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@tacticalmaid Oh you need to thank the rest of the turtles. There’s some big names down there.

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Histreepix You’re run by a bot or something. Please unfollow, dismount and undress. twitter.com/gfxcameron/sta…

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@hicksfilosopher You, Sir, are a fool to yourself and a burden to others.

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fanfiction_txt James Bond, Harry Potter, and Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way go toe to toe with Goldfinger

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MailOnline Danish man thwarts seductive Facebook scammer by only responding with Adele lyrics dailym.ai/29mkSOV pic.twitter.com/dhXPhaoJAm

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Histreepix Apology accepted. Thank you. twitter.com/gfxcameron/sta…

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@DAAS_Live @TheStore I suppose I should see you people again, given how much grief you gave me back in the day.

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mrgrumpystephen Hug a racist

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ตับหวาน!

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ตับหวาน?

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thegrugq_ebooks Oh, wait

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workmanalice There’s a GoFundMe to turn Pauline Hanson’s Fish & Chip shop into a kebab store. gofundme.com/hansonhsp pic.twitter.com/jzDBXctgLD

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Histreepix Forgiven. twitter.com/gfxcameron/sta…

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“Rio Tinto sells coal mine for less than a cup of coffee” ft.com/cms/s/0/1d4609…

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leslienassar Of /course/ Pauline Hanson’s Twitter account directs users to Facebook, the official platform for racists.

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Histreepix Apology accepted. twitter.com/gfxcameron/sta…

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@R_Chirgwin The first, yes, The second, maybe.

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Rob_Stott hmmm pic.twitter.com/nLUpUuycN1

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@nazeem_hussain On another note, nice work on the Great Debate that was on One last night.

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I rarely get this angry about this sort of thing, but a line has been crossed here. Seriously. twitter.com/nazeem_hussain…

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May God have mercy upon our souls. twitter.com/darkhorse166/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is inevitable. I am resigned to my fate.

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As long as I’m out of here before the staff shift change at 2100, I should be able to survive.

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I see that The Chef Who Wants to Kill Me is working tonight. I think we know how things will go from here.

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Has Andrew Bolt recovered yet?

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ianbremmer Every Baghdad car bomb in the last decade (ht @rezahakbari) pic.twitter.com/PJSvk6qOvG

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s certainly been a key part of my personal landscape for a long time.

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TheGrimRecapper Every time Pauline Hanson uses the expression “whip this country back into shape”, I find myself trying to remember what our safeword was.

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@skwashd Remind me closer t the date, ‘cos you’re on.

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@voltagex That said, I am now opening .htaccess in an editor…

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@voltagex It’s /tip. I used to have /donate when I used PayPal, but they said they now only allow “donate” for registered charities.

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I probably need a guardian or some other sort of responsible adult.

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@gjfitzgerald No no no, the whole point is that it’s one person doing a verbatim read for just over two hours. That is the art.

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ToshGreenslade They should really rename donkey voting fuck head voting and it should be legal to spit on people that do it.

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Mind you, I said by 2100 AEST, but the last couple of times I’ve been in the corner I haven’t manage to escape until nearly midnight.

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Later this evening, I’ll be making an announcement about this podcast idea. Details at stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/31… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@samanthamaiden @rwerkh Though maybe I’m a hopeless idealist. Either way, it’s all very amusing.

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@samanthamaiden @rwerkh If nothing else, it might remind MPs they should be discussing and negotiating legislation, not ramming it through.

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@aqualung Opal is good all the way to Bathurst.

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benpobjie You beat hate with big bits of metal. You smack hate’s fucken head in twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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samanthamaiden MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Apart from Pauline Hanson and the mega-crossbench twitter.com/david_speers/s…

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In the corner. I’m sure this will end well.

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The Liberal Party considers its options for reform. pic.twitter.com/Vi074NxOPA

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linuxconfau ’s call for proposals is open! Share how you’re shaping the future of . pic.twitter.com/2XTrNljy0L linux.conf.au/proposals

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer It was a lovely day, yes thanks, and they’re actually great kids.

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I think I need to sit in the corner for a while to recover.

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It’s only mildly* worrying when a 9yo [?] child greets you with “Hi Stil, I’ve heard all about you” and his father knows, well, everything.

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The children have been disposed of, broadly speaking.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am indeed an uncle, but as far as I know I am not related to these children.

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Learning once more why I could never be a parent.

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@rwerkh @R_Chirgwin I’ll experiment with my SMS sender this evening.

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Actually no it hasn’t. Well, not by us, anyway.

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Arsehattery has taken place.

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@jonoabroad That’s what it’s crossing. Pyrmont Bridge.

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@JustJimWillDo Are the two halves of that sentence related?

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Ah. Ferries count as walking unless you turn them off. pic.twitter.com/UYWa2dCyC9

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@jeremysear To be fair, I pressed the walk button, and it’s giving me walk times.

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I agree, Google Maps, it does take six minutes to walk 500m. Nevertheless… pic.twitter.com/AD1UtCCW9q

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@R_Chirgwin Right. So Labor had someone in charge of sending SMS messages who didn’t know they don’t have subject lines. Well done.

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Passing a building, and the fire alarm has just gone off.

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Another view of Mr Packer’s gigantic erection. pic.twitter.com/RWHRB0Xbln

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@AbstractCode Hell yeah, those 5-inch guns have a range of 30km or so, from memory. Mind you, ANMM building is in the way.

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How much work would it take to get HMAS Vampire’s X turret operational again? pic.twitter.com/cpnjQhfnBN

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@darrenpauli I have a bulk SMS account somewhere. You can put anything you like in the FROM field. For “branding”.

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@darrenpauli In other words, I withdraw my comment. Now that I think it through.

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@darrenpauli Also, it’s hard to pull Comms data when you don’t have a name or an account. Can’t scoop unless national security.

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Crossing into Pyrmont.

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DavidFeng I actually feel “lucky” to be in China after what’s rocking the UK, US, and Australia. But I’d pine for Switzerland at any time.

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NicholasFryer To the neutral fan, Australian politics is the spectator sport that just keeps on giving.

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I think I should repeat @Pollytics’ warning from earlier today. twitter.com/Pollytics/stat…

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janeenorman ABC’s election calculator has updated results. Coalition and Labor are now 67 all, with 11 seats in doubt

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rohan_p well at least it’s not Gerry twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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MarkDiStef Then what is the question? pic.twitter.com/Dn11oUUN9B

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joshgnosis Go, Harvey, Go. twitter.com/TrendsAustrali…

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stephanieando Pauline Hanson has just accused Jacqui Lambie of being close minded. I’ll bring you more at the @abcnews blog ab.co/electionlive

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LearningArmy Fantastic sunset image of Tiger attack helicopter flight line from @SebBeurich on @AustralianArmy @CO_1AVN pic.twitter.com/0KiKzMPnH9

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thegrugq_ebooks Kill all humans!

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@flashman Thanks, Tim. It’s certainly interesting enough seeing the results so far, though.

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Be aware, @flashman says these maps don’t include all polling stations, because some haven’t reported preferences yet. Also, postal votes.

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flashman How did the two party preferred vote change at polling station between 2013 and 2016? (Tas, Melb, Syd, Bris) pic.twitter.com/bCr52IlNYX

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@dobes @riskybusiness @workmanalice We have a surfeit of worst things today. It’s marvellous.

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Mind you, that yarn is by a known cockweasel, so I’m not surprised.

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I just saw a headline whinging about an “election non-result”. FFS, there WILL be “result”, just not today. Fuckin’ arsehat.

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Surely the only people who carry that much cash when cycling are drug couriers? But they’d usually ride a BMX. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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ASIO is still running ads to recruit a “Director, Operational Engineering” careers.asio.gov.au/public/jncusto…

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rohan_p your future overlord Australia twitter.com/bencjenkins/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Assuming that @thegrugq_ebooks is in fact a bot, it’s remarkable what Markov chains and a bit of Beyes can do.

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And yes, further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a certain podcast proposal. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/31…

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Mon plan: More tax compliance, probably; lunch, Darling Harbour or so; Australian National Maritime Museum, with visitors; remainder TBA.

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Have you considered running for politics, @thegrugq_ebooks?

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thegrugq_ebooks awesome, could you provide me with a quick translation of all 23 questions online somewhere?

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@jonoabroad @NicholasFryer Well I don’t care what you think. Gerry Harvey and I have got this sorted.

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OrkneyLibrary Do you think @JustinTrudeau will follow us if we keep tweeting this book cover? pic.twitter.com/WrxH8p8xR4

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@jonoabroad @NicholasFryer That’s College Street, Sydney, you arsehat.

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glengyron There’s just no way Sheridan and Abbott weren’t lovers.

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So, MPs of parties old and new, get yourselves to Canberra, sit on the green or red leather, and discuss legislation. It’s your goddam job.

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That the voters elected some other combination of MPs is not a “failure of the system”, it’s how a democracy fucking well works.

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In the spirit of the Stockholm Syndrome, I name the press gallery’s mental subjugation to “only two parties” the Canberra Syndrome.

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“Gerry Harvey says Australia has been ungovernable since John Howard was dumped from ­office,” which was 2007. twitter.com/deptofaustrali…

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Please pay attention to the narrative, @NewtonMark. It’s either an elected group dictatorship or total anarchy. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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EXCLUSIVE, it says. “Billionaire businessman Gerry Harvey says bring in dictator to govern” dailytelegraph.com.au/business/billi…

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jrhennessy gerry, please go on pic.twitter.com/AAJQJBwOEs

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dobes 1. Shop at Harvey Norman
2. Destroy democracy
3. Profit?? pic.twitter.com/35HyvVjELr

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tomwestland It is a deeply cooked piece of software and thus, I contend, it must be outlawed by decree, its prohibition enforced by cruel measures.

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tomwestland Why
Is Microsoft Word
Not
Illegal

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PHLane EVERYONE NEEDS AN EDITOR. EVERYONE. pic.twitter.com/thI9bHKRn2

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@scott_thewspot There are people who’ve said they’d listen to it. The world is a strange place.

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@noblemonkey Yes, with those words but in a different order.

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There are crows gathering outside.

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stevesilberman Oh no, not that! pic.twitter.com/kpNci8kVQR

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So I’m now up to seven financial contributions to make this podcast happen. Details at stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/31… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Pollytics Toys getting flung from cots across land - be careful out there today people

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NewtonMark Turnbull’s corpse hasn’t even cooled down yet, and Bernardi is already fucking it. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Still, at least Australia doesn’t have to put up with this sort of bullshit. twitter.com/deltrimental/s…

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“Shorten fought on policies while Turnbull sat back waiting for the people to elect him”, writes @KKeneally theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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SnarkyPlatypus Political strategy and policies have real life effects. It is all not merely a game to report on.

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@R_Chirgwin FFS even the bomb run in Dr Strangelove doesn’t take that long. NASA softcocks.

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TheKouk Election betting:
Coalition $1.20
Labor $4.20

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with an odd podcast proposal, and a picture of a cat. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/31…

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Mon plan, draft: More tax compliance; lunch, Darling Harbour or so; Australian National Maritime Museum, with visitors; remainder TBA.

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mumbletwits Australia needs Tony.

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@GreenJ It’s like a literary reading, but even better*.

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Today’s the day that NASA bombs Jupiter!

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JamesGleick Reminder: @CNN is paying a “political commentator” who is legally bound never to say anything critical of Trump.

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The Earth wobbles.

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Monday. It’s not good enough, I know, OK? But it’s the only one you’re getting. Monday.

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