If it does this to frogs, imagine what it does to Tasmanian salmon. https://t.co/512SfCGS2F
Wait, why is CSIRO creating this “nightmare machine”, exactly? #deathrayprecursor https://t.co/512SfCGS2F
joshspero Finally, some good news pic.twitter.com/M7W0yEIM40
I can only hope they’re turning the fire hoses onto all these annoying children. https://t.co/zcbQTtXIef
“Chemicals”, the magic bogey word. https://t.co/dcsw0qDi9S
MKPS001 Fun fact: collectively, the Australian cricket team has written more books than they have won tests in the last twelve months. #AUSvSA
@jonoabroad @pluffnub1 No. Appropriate qualifiers were used.
Well I know for one that @dobes will be shocked by this news. https://t.co/4HIO6RWSAB
AwardsDarwin You just know someone asked. pic.twitter.com/rTUdo5iN7M
@jpwarren Pierre is an excellent llama.
@outsh1ned Because television?
Re llamas, @triplej did this “Follow the leader†campaign. Our response campaign at @ThreeDRadio had a dead llama c… https://t.co/CkspSMDE8D
@MatthewBevan I think we need more camelid commentators in the media generally.
This remains one of the greatest moments in American television. pic.twitter.com/5VsUKLfVyB
Oh @whiteswine, how can you not know Pierre the Celebrity Llama? https://t.co/sW5MFOJgrY
I was going to listen to a second @pluffnub1 mix just now but then I remembered I’m not completely insane.
RT @QJernalisms: Nothing. You need to know, quite literally, nothing about her. https://t.co/RdNjp5NVsf
I see @pluffnub1 has been at work lately. This is excellent. https://t.co/UnB4HhYfbt
MsVeruca Jesus, if people are bedwetting over salmon farming’s processes then keep #4corners the hell away from dairy farming!
#murrayriver
This is what happens when you watch Bolt. https://t.co/nDxw5375VF
@twiddlekins @custaro What, driving Senator Roberts at high speed through spoon drains?
RT @custaro: My first reply from our esteemed Queensland Senator and not gonna lie, it’s every bit as batshit insane as I could have dreame…
@hughstephens No we really did this. The child would be an adult now.
@gjfitzgerald I really don’t.
Of course not. https://t.co/6DNEZcfyX1
This is good to know and I’m glad you’ve shared this technique with us. https://t.co/m8sbQBxsmc
Sure, but you couldn’t go as fast. https://t.co/YV3cN89yYM
i’m also assuming people know what a spoon drain is.
What I mean is that we drove a car at high speed with her in it, not that we drove her like a horse or a goat or an ox.
We had to leave town the next morning, for unrelated reasons, but then heard she’d given birth just after we left. So it works.
A pregnant woman who was overdue, we drove her at high speed through spoon drains in the hope it’d shake it out.
RT @expectproblems: Further boob conversations with housemate: https://t.co/lwykshyS4h
Taco_Lad @expectproblems this is legit tho. I can’t tell if I’m traveling at wrong speed on an excessively rutted road. Boob havers know immediately.
RT @expectproblems: Conversations with my housemate: https://t.co/3FniTBkXLP
Same as for Hitler then. https://t.co/18RGO2oEDb
“Spanking the ponyâ€, on the other hand… https://t.co/twu1iprl3O
So, like a pelican. https://t.co/kmGLK4RU0K
RT @michaelkoziol: Exclusive: Liberal Party Parramatta division will debate motion calling for ban on all immigration and refugees https://…
@ArtoftheTitle @faully33 But yes, not only are you correct, but yours is the better dub. Thanks.
@ArtoftheTitle @faully33 I already hate you and your so-called “factsâ€.
@Aitch_El Enjoy your journey down the rabbit-hole.
This cock ring looks a little tight. https://t.co/29pkXPir5C
@Aitch_El The Grass Mud Horse is made of many lessons.
@CaseyBriggs And yet.
This is one of the worst crimes in modern Queensland history. https://t.co/GRrRziudhH
Oh I hadn’t realised this had been done. This work has much subtlety. è‰æ³¥é©¬æŒ¡ä¸å¤®. https://t.co/zsboJHmpxj https://t.co/zre0BArCxA
I could so rock this look. https://t.co/IHrBYctY3R
RT @EX_V19: Australian media has become a strange place where attacking people fleeing conflict is described as being ‘tough’ rather than ‘…
Knew it. https://t.co/28Pz9ttpc3
You’re just jealous, @LaTrioli. https://t.co/1p4MSTuxGl
@SnarkyPlatypus I for one welcome our Indian-Chinese Lesbian Cyborg overlords.
@dannolan He protects us from the river crabs, and he has a song. https://t.co/KYhxhJm3XM
“In 2050 Australia would have a lesbian president of Chinese-Indian background called Poona Li Hung who would be a cyborg.”
I hope Pauline Hanson’s first book is still availablepic.twitter.com/M4Gn7dTe8w8w
She did. Eleven weeks in a Queensland jail. https://t.co/OoPUYUSTPP
Hahahahaha “2017â€. You reckon they’ll really wait until killing season? Abbott is already rubbing up against everyo… https://t.co/vDklnCfkJC
3. grass mud horse https://t.co/Y74QRnkSFA
You’ve changed. https://t.co/PCOcouPocb
@faully33 Oh, I should’ve been clearer. That one is also a Saul Bass title sequence.
I’ve just thought of a way @VirginAustralia could really scare its passengers… https://t.co/Xr24CUBf21
I have kangaroo regret.
The dissolves between the different views of the black cat are sublime.
I’m a huge fan of Saul Bass’ title design, but this one for “Walk on the Wild Side†(1962) is phenomenal. https://t.co/VDh5FXjtVr
@Colvinius @MichaeCarey @LindaMottram @R_Chirgwin Seriously, though, they’re all great photos, and I’m looking forward to reading the book.
At this point I should probably mention @ArtoftheTitle artofthetitle.com.
@MsPraxis @Colvinius Indeed. As I suggested earlier… https://t.co/Fj7fb1DLwP
@LindaMottram @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus The fag-and-phone intensity is a classc trope, and @Colvinius pulls it off with style.
Little-known fact: Crawford Productions had a connection to ASIO when writing their “gritty crime dramasâ€. https://t.co/0kMVM9O84f
@purserj @R_Chirgwin @Colvinius @SnarkyPlatypus Mind you, the opening titles for “Homicide†were also awesome. https://t.co/NeU3IK8RY4
@purserj @R_Chirgwin @Colvinius @SnarkyPlatypus I was thinking of making a parody of the “Division 4†opening for “Stilgherrian Liveâ€.
@purserj @R_Chirgwin @Colvinius @SnarkyPlatypus Remember, too, that screenshots from “The Bill†make excellent Brit… https://t.co/cYJRmZvg4q
@purserj @R_Chirgwin @Colvinius I was actually going to say this was a still from the failed Crawford Productions series, “Colvinâ€.
@R_Chirgwin @Colvinius The floppy fringe over one eye has a lot going for it too.
@KompleatKnut @dobes @davispg Sure.
This 1970s photo of @Colvinius is still the best, I think. https://t.co/GVplUg4dCf
LeeLinChinSBS When you meet your ex-lovers new partner pic.twitter.com/Ozjk0sXoul
RT @LeeLinChinSBS: Your first born child https://t.co/cfiy42lfVG
JazzTwemlow Torture people to stop drownings.
Bury yourself in cement to avoid mosquito bites.
Starve to death to prevent salmonella.
#AusGovSolutions
Hey @dobes, here’s one for the diary. https://t.co/s0ZlHwYdsJ HT @davispg.
@davispg I wonder.
Yes it seems that my.gov.au is running #smoothlyasexpected as individuals try to file their income tax returns.
@davispg My understanding, gained solely by reading news stories, is that my.gov.au is a complete custard duck.
Oh great work, Germany, both practical and an excellent troll. https://t.co/A4RTTohsgG
@jonoabroad @MachinePix I would always believe a cow. They are noble, gentle beasts. And they’re yummy.
@jonoabroad @MachinePix It might have been a xow, xor it might have been something else.
I find it particularly annoying when government agencies use corporate weasel-words like “issuesâ€. Be honest. They’… https://t.co/hJcpw5VALu
This was a classic piece of work from last year. Goddam sensor-toting JLENS missile defence balloons.… https://t.co/6RxZwG4mgk
RT @philipargy: Here’s the best answer the ATO can give to today’s debacle with mygov taking 20 minutes to connect people to their eTax ret…
At least you didn’t invite someone to the recording of a “Pubic House Forum†on the weekend. https://t.co/l8Ha0ZsoY7
RT @lana_palestine: Israeli deputy minister says Italy was hit by 2 earthquakes as ‘retribution’ for country’s UNESCO vote on Jerusalem. ht…
RT @oz_f: Good on ya mate, taking a bit of a time out from screwing over desperate refugees to lay a cheeky punt on the horses. https://t.c…
@juhasaarinen One of us, at least.
@juhasaarinen Fair point.
@juhasaarinen These are not helicopters. What is wrong with you?
@jagungal1 Oh whacko.
@manaz_d Ah, you know much more about this than I do, but as soon as you say “retreating blade stall†I know what you mean.
Much better shot of the Kaman HH-43 Huskie in action. pic.twitter.com/C8Qvbwn7QM
Here’s the Kaman HH-43 Huskie, a fire-fighting and search-and-rescue beastie use from the 1950s to the 1970s.… https://t.co/em0G2LcFzE
Of course the first intermeshed rotors were built by Flettner, like the Fl-282 Kolibri. So, you know, Nazis.… https://t.co/zYbsMsz3xz
I’m not an aeronautical engineer, but it’s always struck me as a more elegant solution than stacked contra-rotation… https://t.co/XbnNHxqDfr
Kaman has been doing this for a long time. If your rotor gearing disintegrates, broken rotors is kind of a moot poi… https://t.co/OIlq6xrGZJ
I can’t help thinking… no, never mi#butdrawmeadiagramgpic.twitter.com/oMxagzIfQyIfQy
Today I actually learned something. https://t.co/RLTMQ0Dx56
Well, @CNN, glad you finally joined us, but you do know “report says†is bullshit, right? https://t.co/7paT7foVCt
RT @rpy: or visit the “web site†where the news is available in convenient “articles†you can click on https://t.co/rumeNy1dMH
James_Jeffrey Wyatt Roy isn’t going to end up like one of those child-star-gone-wrong stories, is he? pic.twitter.com/8cXRtp7DPg
Well maybe three bottles.
To be fair, this is all you need any day of the year. https://t.co/fnBoizboTM
@jonoabroad That’s not for me to say. My GP has told me in the strongest terms that I’m not medically qualified.
And fair enough too. https://t.co/7SsiXTcAMt
@PeteLawler I’m fairly sure we don’t say “reffos†any more.
@AUSFestivus @glengyron Not coffee-based, alas.
Or he’s about to give birth to a goanna. https://t.co/x2rQpfUBp2
My faith in the human spirit has been restored. https://t.co/8zMTFuHYbg
A diagram showing how rings of muscle tissue move waste products down the lower intestine. https://t.co/zVsW5OTA3H
No, this is tequila. https://t.co/1ZE7oNVkFZ
MrHunterSmith Genuinely can’t work out if the IT man at work has a crush on me or hates me. I’ve purposefully destroyed three PCs in the search for truth.
I’m also glad this retweet from earlier would seem to be true. https://t.co/CiKiNdUnAp
Well, I hadn’t planned to take the day off, but it seems to have happened anyway.
I feel dirty.
[Stretches, cracks knuckles, takes deep breath.]
“Well,” I say loudly, “how many avocados is that going to cost?”
[… https://t.co/UvR2o49H13
@Steve_Lockstep You’re just the sort of person who’d complain about improbability in a dream.
@dtbell91 There is not. They’re a real-time experience only. Though I suppose you could do a pattern-match on them.
Last night I dreamt about my computer filling up with bolognaise sauce, and having to kill huge spiders by hitting them with a shoe.
RT @christinelove: I think it’s time that we, as a city, admit that we have a problem https://t.co/V3ZO3eMy6I
LibyaLiberty I’m not sure what you’ve left for the terrorists to destroy. pic.twitter.com/B0aCdMBmoM
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: The Clivebot is malfunctioning again. I think it needs maintenance. https://t.co/zdqA5Wj3Nv
I suppose they would indeed be bizarre links if you could unravel them. Try “threadsâ€, eh @guardianstyle? https://t.co/aa9M0ib3mo
cathywilcox1 Small fry.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/FoXxPISAhf
BatLabels COMPRESSED STEAM BATPOLE LIFT pic.twitter.com/CSJYnayqt2
Monday. Have you ever considered the possibility that? Monday.
TheNTNews THE BEST THING ABOUT LIVING IN DARWIN IS THE VARIETY OF MINIMUM & MAXIMUM TEMPS WE EXPERIENCE pic.twitter.com/OhO8XAoVVm
RichardTuffin The penny drops. Is the new asylum seeker policy what Turnbull had to promise Pauline Hanson to get her vote for the ABCC legislation?
I choose to not scroll back, because I’m happy to let my imagination run free with this one. https://t.co/gzhQCagF42
Departing Melbourne earlier, where the rain had begun. pic.twitter.com/aa6cgfS42G
Lumpy bits, over northern Victoria I think. pic.twitter.com/P7e1JuHtec
Rainbow over Kurnell, a few minutes ago. instagram.com/p/BMLhWprAbZ9/
Touchdown Sydney. instagram.com/p/BMLhBgjA_9Y/
Transmitters off, see you in Sydney.
There’s also some loud dickheads on this flight.
We have been warned it’ll be a lumpy flight.
The view from 13F. instagram.com/p/BMLURl5gX-l/
This one is mine. pic.twitter.com/aRVYaNnhyF
@incorrect But wouldn’t it wash off in the rain?
RT @business: The feds won’t buy this $19 million stealth boat …or let its inventor sell it abroad https://t.co/eQu5NkzxXs https://t.co/B…
@juhasaarinen Did I ask you to contribute to this experience?
@swearyanthony I didn’t see that, but that’s classy work.
I do like the idea of “poorly thought out soup”.
Exactly. https://t.co/J1PPl02eps
My Melbourne airport (MEL) pre-flight tradition. pic.twitter.com/l6wfCQ6ZZr
“Elderly” is a bit cruel, but accurate. https://t.co/M2Po7M2Vog
Passing a car with a Thermomix sign on its side. The driver looks stressed.
@wibbly Indeed.
Goodbye Melbourne and your container terminal. pic.twitter.com/g2Yhq1NjZi
@t_rivett No it’s not.
“SkyBus’in, along the Melbourne roads…”
Fawkner Beacon, even. Automangle was helping* me.
Also, he has no chin.
Judging. pic.twitter.com/UHXO9vLkHt
I don’t know where Falkner Beacon is, but yeah gusting to 80km/h. pic.twitter.com/Z3C6NEAlgW
It’s getting better*. pic.twitter.com/gwiYYhVPPZ
@rgibli That’s one word for it.
I want one. https://t.co/tcwO4uIeMY
SICKOFWOLVES INSTEAD OF HAVING AN ELECTION HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED SPRINTING INTO THE WOODS AND NEVER RETURNING
Because the economics don’t stack up, and never have. https://t.co/LrwnZuRLIu
RT @BOM_Vic: Batten down the hatches #Melbourne & #Geelong! Cold front with showers and squalls above 90 km/hr likely to cross during the n…
On the plus side, I’ll save a fortune on facial scrubs.
Those winds have started hitting Melbourne again. St Kilda being hit with wind-blown beach sand. Glasses just blown… https://t.co/ZYhCph1phl
OH: “Are you sure that wasn’t related to the copycat murders?”
Walking back down Ackland Street. On an unrelated note, isn’t it a shame that cluster bombs are considered wrong.
thegrugq_ebooks This is a fascinating activity.
@BruceHore @GordyPls @NathanLee @zdnetaustralia … though it’s a separate argument whether this was the best choice for that process.
@BruceHore @GordyPls @NathanLee @zdnetaustralia I’ve no problem with using words that the target audience (senators) might better follow…
While it’s disappointing, @NickBryantNY @Colvinius, it’s only a misdeweiner.
I’ll get my coat… https://t.co/Bhfcwh8YuI
@jodiem @kcarruthers @abcnews Probably because it seems to be announcing an intention, so we wouldn’t have an actual bill yet.
RT @CopyCurmudgeon: I dressed as This Is Fine dog for Halloween because I wanted to dress as 2016 but it was too hard to make a wearable du…
@chris_bloke @NathanLee @zdnetaustralia Confusion is my middle name.
@chris_bloke @NathanLee @zdnetaustralia That’s because it’s the Hansard of the Senate inquiry, not journalism. https://t.co/ND608jZ8Cn
@chris_bloke @NathanLee @zdnetaustralia Things in quotes are quotes. That’s the rule. See transcript fragment I posted subsequently.
“How I found out my dad was a MI6 spy: ABC’s Mark Colvin [@Colvinius]†https://t.co/nIKDN5T9ui
RobertMLee A plane has an emergency situation with a fire breaking out and the internet assumes its Samsung instead of terrorism. 2016 we did it.
richarddeitsch Your Sunday front page for the @nypost: pic.twitter.com/EKnvxtIseu
The Severe Weather Warning for Victoria is good’un. This was posted three hours ago. https://t.co/7owzBUBsMb https://t.co/K4srLgLHGU
@GordyPls @wibbly @NathanLee That’s the point tho. DDoS attacks smaller than 1% of typical high-end attacks still took the ABS systems down.
Correction, @wibbly @NathanLee @GordyPls, it was the PM’s special advisor on cybersecurity who said it. But I did h… https://t.co/h0cJUIG5Pp
Hey developers, this should be your new excuse. The coding fell out. #thecodingfellout #fellout #itallfellout https://t.co/ZrMqe1qgu6
@NathanLee @SydneyTom_ @zdnetaustralia Look, it fell out, and that’s the important issue.
@NathanLee @zdnetaustralia … although my understanding is that the US convention is to use single quotes for verbatim#iamnotsureaboutthisis
@NathanLee @zdnetaustralia He did say “coding†not “configurationâ€. Stuff in double quotes is verbatim, single quotes or none paraphrase…
@staticsan Heh. I did one in Hurstville, of course. But yeah I haven’t thought of possible locations yet.