Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 3rd, 2016

1. The plural of “aircraft” is “aircraft”. 2. “Skies Above Britain” is not above “our” heads. twitter.com/SBS/status/782…

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youngvulgarian no we don’t twitter.com/tradegovuk/sta…

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Histreepix For three months in 1983, the voices in most schizophrenics’ heads were outsourced to this young girl in Yurihonjō. pic.twitter.com/csPAFdhgse

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Don’t we all wish we were @CliveFPalmer.

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CliveFPalmer Palmer Coolum Golf just fantastic.

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CliveFPalmer At night when you go to bed with your partner, that’s reality. Forget about the rest. Clive

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CaitTheLawyer 21 Japanese buffets that @MarkDiStef models for, the raw footage will shock you. pic.twitter.com/bnYwb0OHCL

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My God there’s some bullshit in the world. twitter.com/AFPphoto/statu…

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3. I’m sure there’s other things I’m meant to mention but I’m over it.

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2. “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 4” will be recorded on Sat arvo 15 Oct at the Palace Hotel in Haymarket. Write it on your iPhone now.

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1. The @Pozible “Stilgherrian > Melbourne 2016” ends Thursday and it has cybers and Edicts, so make it happen…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Ey

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I suppose I’d better be a good and tweet about the stuff I want you to pay attention to. So here we go…

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zachfmason male scientist 1: well?
male scientist 2: it’s for sure one or the other
male placard shopkeep: guys, we’re closing pic.twitter.com/eKf96HOpgy

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I’m not sure that this ends well.

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@Kimota Well I’m a polite person.

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Maybe I just need to drink more.

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@patrickkeneally @myriamrobin @marnicordell Mate I’m not talking to you lot until you sort out that “Asio” and “Nasa” bullshit.

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Yeah the alien explorers will be asking questions about this one too. twitter.com/MailOnline/sta…

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Oh that’s right it’s actually a Monday so that means Self-Harm Hour on TV, and worse.

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liamvhogan Send the intellectuals to the fields to learn peasant values twitter.com/itvnews/status…

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@jennylmackinnon @Colvinius WELL THEY DIDN’T HAVE RUSSELL MULCHAY DIRECTING WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.

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Don’t fuckin’ get me started on opera, mate. I know some of my followers think they like opera but they are fundame..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…td

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Maybe we should get Russell Mulchay to direct a Sherlock Holmes set in Melbourne. But what would be the end-game after that?

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Still, they stretch out what are really 45-minute stories into 90 minutes of TV, so bonus for the networks.

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So much of this show is YES YES YES I GET THAT YOU’RE BEING VERY CLEVER WITH THE VISUALS BUT FUCKIN’ GET ON WITH IT.

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Christ, the endless fucking wankery surrounding a pedestrian retelling of Sherlock Holmes yarns with an over-enthus..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…0o

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“Virtual reality project lets users see life as a doomed cow or piece of coral” theguardian.com/environment/20… So there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…CY

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kcarruthers You’ll all be sorry when Abbott comes back.

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You chewed through the cardboard? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@paulkidd You live in a rural area. No-one would know if… and, well, no jury would convict.

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Look you say that, but then I’d be up for slaying a few consumers. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…

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Why do I even bother asking rhetorical questions?

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People must imagine I give a shit or something.

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Yeah so my question about airline websites wasn’t actually an offer to listen to all your air travel feels. Maybe get some counselling, OK?

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@semibogan @liquidparanoia Mate. You’re not meant to reveal that. You’ll be tossed out of The Guild.

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paulwiggins Yup. It’s why they are on a news site rather than channel surfing at home. They’ll do that as well. twitter.com/earljwilkinson…

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ladyinchief sniffing may have been a sign of the Holy Spirit coming out of him says Televangelist Pat Robertson. You can..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…GU

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Is there a reason that all airline websites are unspeakably dreadful?

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GossiTheDog The Internet of Things pic.twitter.com/lFabzdn6bQ

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GreenJ SA weather seems quite renewable. twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…

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@Wolfie_Rankin @traceyb65 Yeah they’re kind of a specific-use device.

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@swearyanthony Well yes. :) I was hoping someone knew the names of the better audio gear places.

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NewtonMark Well, if I knew it was that easy… /vi@fortescueupic.twitter.com/IyfZQX5HxQxQ

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@purserj Well that goes without saying.

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@daniels_den Written language. Spoken language. Meh. (OK, maybe I’m fussy ‘cos I studied linguistics.)

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@daniels_den It’s not, but you and I both know people can’t be arsed.

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Hey Melbourne! Anyone there have an 8-channel mic splitter I can borrow on Sun 23 Oct? Or know a good place to rent one for the weekend?

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thegrugq_ebooks nothing like an existential threat to them, it is.

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@Herring1967 I’m sure you get, like I do, a feeling of amazement that people will pay money for the most ridiculous shit.

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@Herring1967 (Not to sound like a RHLSTP fanboy, which I am, but the whole chaotic format and absurdism is something I relate to.)

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@Herring1967 We are very much on the same page here, Richard. :) Different aims, different needs, but an understanding of the possibilities.

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@Herring1967 I will admit to knowing nothing about you until RHLSTP. It stands alone as a successful media project, then I explored out.

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@Herring1967 I kinda have (tiny) profile in certain places here in Australia, and that worked for me.

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@Herring1967 All that is true, I think. Trust is the key, and it can start with trust with a small group and it builds out from there.

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It’s a shame that it’s a holiday Monday that only feels like a Sunday. pic.twitter.com/30IFCi5nYr

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@JustJimWillDo Well not every pub is suitable. This was a happy coincidence.

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@CosmicRami Alas @MrWyattR is based in Queensland and my shitty little podcast doesn’t have that sort of budget.

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Picketer Thanks to @MichaelRoddan for getting this line from me into the paper. Smashing my KPIs. pic.twitter.com/fR5bc23neu

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@twiddlekins Yes, Sir, you know where my mind was going then.

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Um, wait sorry. If you get an email from me, it doesn’t mean that I think you’re a C-grade celebrity.

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I’ll just get drunk tonight and email all manner of C-grade celebrities and see what falls out of that.

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Wel hey, @TheRoastTV, both @JazzTwemlow and @markhumphries were adequate, and I was planning to ask @alex_c_lee too. She might be OK.

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Now I just have to organise the panel. But I have more than a week to sort that out. I’ll just hit more @TheRoastTV alumni, I reckon.

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So, “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 4” will be recorded at the Palace Hotel, Haymarket, on Saturday 15 October. palacehotelsydney.com.au

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Most recent events: 1. Step off tram. 2. Notice a pub right in front of me. 3. Order a beer. 4. Chat with manager. 5. Book pub for podcast.

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evgenymorozov Paging George Orwell: I can’t access “Networks of Control” - a report on corporate surveillance - as it’s blocked b..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…A8

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@GregBarila It’s a great way to cope with the floods, sure, if slightly insane. (Mind you, the shit I did at that age…)

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Yes. It should actually be called the West Philippine Sea. That’d end the “misunderstanding”. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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I might make a motivational poster with this quote. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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@davispg @johnb78 I suppose that’s why you shouldn’t buy your tweets on the street.

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Look ready for a career on Fox News. twitter.com/SWildlifepics/…

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@davispg @johnb78 See, there’s both good bits and bad bits in your tweet.

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johnb78 AIUI they’re running this disclaimer on all their opinion pieces now pic.twitter.com/Tg4DIRa4y1

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andy_snow Worst gift for a friend in an open plan office?
“nostalgic classic reborn … The AZIO MK Retro, a typewriter inspi..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…ib

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dreadpiratemick “… and this is why we’ll introduce a televised Hunger Games-style tournament where teenagers are forced to fight..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…AK

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Every news story is a Rorschach test, @GreenJ. More fodder for the reader’s confirmation bias. I know you know this. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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If you don’t mind, @nnwakelam, can you wait until after I’ve got my money before hacking the platform?

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Meanwhile back at the @Pozible, not everyone leaves a straightforward comment… do they@nnwakelamam.twitter.com/i/web/status/7…fl5O

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@PaulDyerWSJ @myriamrobin @marnicordell That too! One of the subtleties that remind us we speak different dialects. (See also: “root”.)

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Can I just say that @BuzzFeedOz looking to hire a sub is really quite cool. buzzfeed.com/about/jobs?gh_… (If I were 25 years younger…)

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@marnicordell @myriamrobin As a gay man I can appreciate the true humour of the situation described.

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@myriamrobin @marnicordell I can confirm that “copy editor” is the US term. They look weird at us when we say “subeditor”.

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thegrugq_ebooks you should use node, it’s about to fail.

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anguslivingston “well actually women’s tennis matches are shorter than men’s” pic.twitter.com/Y6Wq9xBGIc

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benpobjie They say that about my book all the time. They claim it was written by Mel Doyle twitter.com/JuliaPuehringe…

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But yeah a coffee first, and then it’s tram time.

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Mon plan, additional: Following a suggestion in this thread, I’ll scout out the Courthouse Hotel and others today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I do rather like this concept. Teach ‘em young. twitter.com/ladyparabellum…

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@ApostrophePong @munin Well you chose to work in Washington. Every decision has its consequences.

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@munin And @ApostrophePong is also “special” for the industrial-sized quantities of wasabi he uses for sushi. I am immune.

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@munin You haven’t seen the chilli level of the Thai food I eat. My ex-bf @ApostrophePong is insane with his chilli levels even for Thai.

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Maybe I’ll have another coffee and then decide.

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Maybe I’ll give up on all that complicated stuff and just spend the next few days scoffing wasabi peas.

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@kcarruthers Well I kinda need to choose a podcast venue. Though I’m thinking it might drop it and concentrate on the Melbourne trip.

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Wasabi peas should not be sold in 250 gram bags.

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I suppose I should stop scoffing wasabi peas and get on with my day. But then again…

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@munin Just work the word “artisanal” into that and we can make a fortune.

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@munin Just-in-time fermentation. I dig it.

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I agree that it’s cool, but can we really wait that long for mead? twitter.com/magjtk421/stat…

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Thanks to certain reprobates, “Stilgherrian > Melbourne 2016” just passed the halfway mark to its first target. I w..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Pv

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AndreasLeKirk You’d think they’d have learned not to gesture in front of giant words by now pic.twitter.com/Og80ELPQ9L

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Fascinating, but it does includes the weasel words “up to half” (which can include zero) and “parts of Sydney” (not..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…N9

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@Taco_Lad That’s a big part of it, I think. “I like this, and I helped make it happen.” The personal connection works both ways.

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2. In that interview I sound as if I actually know what I’m talking about and that my opinion matters. Suckers. 3/3

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1. Yes, I do believe that “crowdfunding” (a fancy name for audience-supported, or subscriptions) is a working media business model. 2/3

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Re-listening to my chat “Crowdfunding journalism” and other media from @abcrn Media Report (Oct 2015). abc.net.au/radionational/… I note… 1/3

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@davpope @guytaur @Herring1967 I spoke about crowdfunding journalism on the now-defunct @abcrn Media Report. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@davpope @Herring1967 That’d be about right. A couple of % pay for community radio. Also, “100 True Fans”. stilgherrian.com/media/1000_tru…

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@timpoliti @Herring1967 Mind you, I do recall one of my podcasts including me taking my morning piss after a night of heavy drinking.

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@timpoliti @Herring1967 Who am I to argue with a man who records his own schizoid snooker games?

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@guytaur @Herring1967 Definitely. It’s the same model as community radio (“public radio” in US). Connect directly with your audience.

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I think she means “irritating”, but whatever. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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I must say, @Herring1967 crowdfunds his excellent RHLSTP podcast, but he was almost famous once, and has 100,000+ listeners.

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@kcarruthers This must be why La Trobe University just booked me in to MC a gig later this month.

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The @Pozible “Stilgherrian > Melbourne 2016” is now 48% of the way to the first target. Thank you. Keep going. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@call_me_tomasso I know the room. Without going into the details, that sadly wouldn’t work for my needs for some subtle reasons.

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One day I’ll remember to start organising the Public House Forum more than two weeks ahead, but for radio we used to do this shit overnight.

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This is what I was thinking. I wouldn’t want to piss off the locals on a Saturday afternoon. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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The Lord Wolseley Hotel also has the most excellent website I’ve seen in a while. lordwolseleyhotel.com.au

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The Lord Wolseley is a lovely place, but does ir have an area where we can occupy a few tables, say 20 people? twitter.com/call_me_tomass…

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@zackster True, if they know they can pull in the punters. At the moment I don’t do that, but my promotion has been pathetic.

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I’m wondering whether medium-term I could ramp up the Public House Forum to a monthly thing, or a series of weekly ones in a burst.

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Actually, “awful” could be a criterion too. Bankstown Sports Club does fascinate me as an option. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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If I can persuade people to go oh-so-far to Penrith, then I can get them to Sutherland, @staticsan.

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Give in to temptation, @staticsan. The Royal at Sutherland added to my list for today. twitter.com/staticsan/stat…

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The Bat & Ball always looked interesting, but I’ve never been in. The Cricketers Arms was my regular once Noted. twitter.com/MoaniePandium/…

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One cannot argue with this assessment. The Courthouse has… seen things. Noted as a possibletwitter.com/SachaBlumen/st…fk

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Also, you need to question my wisdom in doing all these tweets on a holiday Monday morning when you don’t give a shit. You really do.

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There’s my plans and my immediate needs. Now it’s you turn. Give me some Sydney pub names. And give me your money.

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Don’t forget, “Stilgherrian > Melbourne 2016” enables “The 9pm Public House Forum 5” in Melbourne on 24 or 29 Oct. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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So for “The 9pm Public House Forum 4” on 15 Oct, maybe Parramatta way? South-west? Inner east? Even (gasp) north of the harbour?

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“The 9pm Public House Forum 3” was at the Hurstville Ritz Hotel. Very glamorous. stilgherrian.com/edict/00059/ pic.twitter.com/mv9Epu1R0t

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“The 9pm Public House Forum 2” was at the Salisbury Hotel in Stanmore. stilgherrian.com/edict/00054/ pic.twitter.com/etVYifsWkh

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“The 9pm Public House Forum 1” was at the Australian Arms in Penrith. stilgherrian.com/edict/00049/ pic.twitter.com/QWcaxFyJZL

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The pub needs to be in the greater Sydney area, near a railway station, with reasonable food. Not too up-market or up themselves.

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Right you lot. You’re going to help me choose a pub for recording “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 4” on Sat 15 Oct. Here’s what we need…

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Further alleged plans, and links to last week’s stuff, are in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, restated: Look at pub websites and ask you lot; have lunch in a pub somewhere; after a drink or two, record a few words; post ‘em.

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Mon plan, draft: Minor chores; choose a pub to record the next Public House Forum (this may involve lunch); record quick promo podcast.

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djackmanson Name three of their albums twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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gattaca Chatting with Mom about my flu. pic.twitter.com/f3oSCzrjBQ

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LibyaLiberty : a play in four acts.

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Actually I don’t care whether you’re right-thinking or not, or a citizen or not, I’ll take your money. I’m not proud of it, but I will.

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Even though Australia is struggling into a post-football (mostly) holiday Monday, all right-thinking citizens shoul..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…mC

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Who’s going to tell Cory and Chris? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@ApostrophePong Detroit has had such a ride through history.

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@ApostrophePong This does not surprise me. Now I want to do more of North America. I haven’t been to the US for two and a half years.

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Monday. Tortoise or turtle? Count them first, I guess. Monday.

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