Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 4th, 2016

TerpsiTerpsi Hard Brexit sounds like a shit genre, what about these:
• Psy Brexit
• Minimal Brexit
• Liquid Brexit
• Old Skool Brexit
• Tech Brexit

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benpobjie He pulled off his face and revealed himself to have been Kerri-Anne Kennerly all along twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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This is all very silly.

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DameyonBonson That’s Tuesday done and dusted. pic.twitter.com/NCzhHl03Vz

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nehadk Someone was asking if Buzzfeed was mainstream… twitter.com/thuyong/status…

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I bet I can come up with something weirder. twitter.com/semibogan/stat…

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RawStory Indiana town in uproar after parade float depicts Trump executing Hillary Clinton in electric chair..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…wc

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farrm51 How would we feel if someone used our flag for tacky clothing? pic.twitter.com/tnGBld7P9k

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IanLuntEcology Wow, you know times are tough when scientists have to take an annual feeding pilgrimage. What ever happened to sabb..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…OM

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@trentyarwood Thank you, Sir. Just wait until I start doing infomercials.

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normative Wait, why is this graph not, like, every Clinton ad? pic.twitter.com/GBor6UU1cW

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I’ll also be adding some stuff to that @Pozible campaign tomorrow at this time. Some last-minute spice, or something.

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Laziest @Pozible plug ever: It’s now at, 67% towards Target 1 with 48 hours left. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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russellmahoney My favourite thing about the drone story is that they believe Hillary voters would be less inclined to vote for her because of it.

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“You say ‘Alex Jones informercial’ like it’s a bad thing.” twitter.com/jamesrbuk/stat…

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Well that’s one way I suppose. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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@daniels_den I suppose I was, but more importantly why do you know that this thing exists?

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I’m reminded of @e_kaspersky’s comment about Assange in Nov 2013, as I reported it. zdnet.com/article/youre-… pic.twitter.com/eP7lXw6lSF

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Still, you muppets slurp down a two-hour TVC every time Apple farts, so of course you’ll watch this arsehat book plug as if he matters.

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Wait are these streams for and meant to be the same thing or not?

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richardosman My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite. pic.twitter.com/GYtunWsm3g

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Look who hasn’t wanted to drone the annoying cunt.

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TheSun Woman who had public sex with a model dinosaur at children’s playground is identified by cops..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…cK

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askegg Good boy! pic.twitter.com/KDytDRtewn

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What @davidrmarsh says here has merit, but I still think the Meat Loaf one has more global reach. twitter.com/davidrmarsh/st…

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I see that WikiSooks is at it again.

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EX_V19 Not after they rejected my crayon drawing of a submarine tank. twitter.com/qz/status/7831…

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MarkDiStef As nine guys face jail time in Malaysia, MP Bob Katter endorses a local for the Budgy Smugglers “Australia’s Most O..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Ov

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NuclearAnthro I’m okay with exercising a right to peacefully protest but getting educations & working hard is the on..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…fz

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Anyone who imagines that a newsroom is glamorous or exciting was clearly never been in one.

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@alliecoyne @darrenpauli @ashabeeeee @dobes @juhasaarinen You couldn’t call a newsroom “human interaction”. Also I haven’t gone all funny.

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Also, the wind is indeed picking up. Secure loose items. twitter.com/BOM_ACT/status…

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This is why I’m glad I don’t have to be in the office with these people. twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…

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Dont tell anyone, but I’m really Ann Coulter.

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RealNickHodge What? Dungeon and Dragons? twitter.com/Tuna/status/78…

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@AtomicMPC And let me tell you I am very content right now.

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I did end up having to use a spoon though.

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God I’m not sure if I can get all of this into my mouth.

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firstdogonmoon leave our hail alone! twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…

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KeithConlon Dramatic pic of the wreckage that is left of the Pt. Rickaby jetty on . See @DPTI_SA tweets.
pic.twitter.com/AzX73Qapod

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“Brandis’ cyber security redemption”, in which @juhasaarinen makes a few suggestions. itnews.com.au/blogentry/bran…

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Best thing, though, is you can check them even if you’re not travelling. Just look them up and think, yeah, Blackto..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…pu

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@KrazyKarl910 I couldn’t possibly. Half of them would be actionable defamation, and the rest so appallingly gross.

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If people realised how many tweets I don’t actually tweet because they’re beyond the pale…

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I never used to get hay fever this bad. Must be all the wind turbines.

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@nkav I don’t mind critters that rummage in bins if they then do and do something useful.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sallyjsara @ABCFarNorth With any luck, yes. It’s worth finding out, anyway.

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Tell you what, though, letting loose a few cassowaries at Bondi Beach would soon sort things out. twitter.com/sallyjsara/sta…

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@warbird Written like that makes it look like a Greek philosopher.

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“66% of the way to Target 1 with 55 remaining” was meant to say “55 hours”. And it’s 54 hours now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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This is a good horse, Brent.

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GuardianAus Indian police detain pigeon carrying note that threatened Narendra Modi trib.al/xjqzgZS

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Tue plan, remainder: Potter through email and other comms and planning while my head, ideally, drains; something about podcasts; whatever.

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hackneylad Britain’s broadcasting regulator just ranked all known swear words in order of offensiveness. Before you ask, yes t..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…xA

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My @Pozible “Stilgherrian > Melbourne 2016” is 66% of the way to Target 1 with 55 remaining. You know what to do…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…go

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Actually sleeping in and taking the morning off is probably a good thing, give that I’ve got evening stuff the next few days.

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noeltowell Ahem! “lower-value employees,” we use in polite company. twitter.com/PSInformant/st…

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techoglot Who posted the photo of “key cleaning” this morning, and it was just a picture of a US power socket?

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trouteyes No you can’t have Cambridge. Cambridge is mine and it was a present. Do you understand me? pic.twitter.com/3yhdwp6elv

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wraithgar Just doing some user testing how’s your day? pic.twitter.com/2Bio8yVXEj

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If I understand my Twitter timeline correctly, CBA has Trumps tax records.

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IsaacDovere The only thing uniting this country anymore is a sense we may be overdoing it with all the pumpkin spice twitter.com/katiezez/statu…

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brithume Read the very first paragraph of the linked story. twitter.com/candorcoach/st…

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brithume No. We’re too busy working on story about Hillary getting special instructions through her fillings. twitter.com/epgcon/status/…

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“Now I will have a cow too.”

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sovietvisuals “Oh, we Bolsheviks will make sure that all collective farmers have a cow.” (Stalin)
Boy: “Now I will have a cow to..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…uZ

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My nose is full of things.

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QSArchives 1797 First flock of Spanish Merinos arrive in Sydney to found Australia’s industry! pic.twitter.com/R6OyHgsegt

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Actually some of it is pollen, I reckon.

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Obviously I would like to thank whichever genius did this. (And obviously it was @dannolan who brought it to my att..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Hq

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Tuesday. Dust, dust, everything is dust. You, especially. Tuesday.

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