RT @OzKitsch: Bad news: The mass orgy in Sydney in 1788 never happened
https://t.co/N8mGNVm3lY https://t.co/yrOj1FYEsV
@dobes RTYI. https://t.co/9knStO9abz
RT @BennSteil: Brilliant. Look who falls for the @GodfreyElfwick hoax piece … https://t.co/k5eufpaITh
@NuclearAnthro You need to go to bed now, Martin.
@rossmonique @abcnews Uhoh.
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/x7sLl26VJZ
RT @rossmonique: Some stunning — and strange — photos here via the @EcolSocAus https://t.co/WASFPb1Oh8 https://t.co/YyzGM69QS6
MarkDiStef Peak Daily Mail pic.twitter.com/Y3jThfnDDZ
@NuclearAnthro This is that stuff they injected you with talking. Man, they got to you.
I shouldn’t joke about the FEMA death camps, because some people think they don’t exist.
Yep, the next step after the UN’s black helicopters invade the US and they activate the FEMA death camps. https://t.co/RxahB67t8p
So could we fit ALL of Australia into the B Ark? https://t.co/NGyc9jNFAJ
MerriamWebster ‘Fascism’ is still our #1 lookup.
# of lookups = how we choose our Word of the Year.
There’s still time to look something else up.
This is an important observation, I think. AU’s “startup scene†is a relatively small clique. https://t.co/MxWYmfig5h
patstokes Christiansen is deliberately wedging the left into writing ‘don’t body-shame Christiansen’ thinkpieces, isn’t he? Nine-dimensional chess…
shellity TAKE ME SERIOUSLY GODDAMMIT pic.twitter.com/iH3u6FJjLL
Mr van Onselen does make an important point here. https://t.co/HpsaX1O0uY
@Colvinius @MikeCarlton01 As I hope you understand, I wasn’t keen to spend TOO much time along with that photo.
@Colvinius @MikeCarlton01 I have been made aware of that now, Mark, and I feel like an idiot. Still, I’m not on the cover of GW.
@Spoonyman @MikeCarlton01 Meh. Normally we have people to deal with that sort of thing.
iiTalW This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. pic.twitter.com/rBoVpx4Avh
@Spoonyman @MikeCarlton01 Oh sorry, yes, I wasn’t trying hard enough.
RT @Jeff_Sparrow: How dare protesters disrupt our dignified politicians! https://t.co/h30LJ5hwCD
No… Guess again. https://t.co/tzQY2qvwBh
Our future, safe in the hands of these three hoboes. https://t.co/od8sAiqkAL
nampix Mammatus clouds over #Sydney as #storms collapsed before hitting CBD. Pic taken Blues Pt pic.twitter.com/RzxBI7eQB5
@dobes That’s where I’ve been for the past two hours.
OK then.
ThatAmelia .@GChristensenMP is fond of whips. Here’s a preview of Saturday’s Good Weekend cover: pic.twitter.com/0EYcgDPfJt
I don’t think Christensen is in any position to be joking about glue-sniffing.
RT @R_Chirgwin: I just heard the phrase “rapidly adapt disruption and unlock opportunities†and now I want to die.
Uber in Uber being a pack of arseholes shock.
TheFix Mitt, getting ready for dinner with Trump tonight pic.twitter.com/96GcvDi2kh
I think I’ve just worked out what’s causing my fucked-up sleep patterns. If I’m right, they’ll last until the weekend or so. Sigh.
thegrugq_ebooks I think Bitcoin is basically a Chinese radar R&D lab be targeted and have its data given to defense contractors?
@jeamland The cold climate semiotics are the best.
burgotastic I’m old enough to remember when the bar for “huge victory” was higher than ‘government manages to pass legislation’ pic.twitter.com/4mx2Nb7INp
Or an avatar from the other part of the pic… pic.twitter.com/j0xTOKoH4C
Should anyone need an avatar from that pic doing the rounds today… pic.twitter.com/DCuuDdIBKV
wolfcat That this is the search results for images of Peter Dutton pleases me. pic.twitter.com/33yPzvCR5r
@AgnessMack @SenatorMRoberts I like your thinking.
@KompleatKnut Fair point. As an aside, Crikey’s payments turn up labelled “Blimeyâ€, which is kinda cute.
Maybe George Brandis will take me out to dinner.
RT @hereforthehops: Greatest tweet of all time! https://t.co/CkZ3Gzj4Ja
@KompleatKnut Didn’t you already do that? (And thank you.) I saw the word “cunt†in my bank statement again.
This time next Wednesday I’ll be in Canberra, so if you are too you should offer to buy me lunch. Or dinner, I’m not fussy.
I just saw a report title that included the words “Business Techquilibrium†and now I want to drink hemlock.
@Rashas_Mo @IWearOddSockz Cyber Monday is a specific post-Thankgiving online sale in the America. Outside my jurisdiction.
Much better idea. https://t.co/LvOB2pTnOa
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE. https://t.co/EMuHJFfZiw
This is a great get by @jamesmassola. https://t.co/kFJQlflrWB
“Leaked cabinet papers warn secret visa overhaul would create ‘two-tier society’, increase violent extremism†https://t.co/Ous9H5hO9l
RT @CaseyBriggs: “Brexet ( pronounced bridget)” https://t.co/R5jl0M2Xdq
Seriously, if you think journalists publish rubbish, you should see the stuff that doesn’t even make the first cut.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No. pic.twitter.com/ZhscnG63DI
Brazil nuts are the seafood extender of mixed nut bowls. @burgerdrome
This is indeed an important poll. https://t.co/y2S7myyv3j
Yes, I used the word “semiotics†before lunch. Cope.
I haven’t even glanced inside this report yet, but the semiotics of trust in this front cover is fascinatingpic.twitter.com/gM9j9Lw5IkIk
MalwareJake GCHQ has released a browser based decoding framework CyberChef to the open source community. Base64, timestamps, etc
github.com/gchq/CyberChef
@dobes You raise an important point.
MY GOD! THEY WILL DO THIS THING! https://t.co/jO1Dh5z6HA
@dobes What? How long have you been away?
I daresay I’ll make my own list of predictions for 2017 in a couple of weeks.
Yeah well this prediction is wrong for a start. https://t.co/v7GKnS3lAc
Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report makes predictions that me and a bottle of bourbon can’t make, why bother?
Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report includes measurable predictions we can check later, shove it up your arse.
Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report includes a review of how your 2016 predictions went, shove it up your arse.
@BXGD Everything they didn’t use for Thanksgiving still has to be sold#makingamericabutterer
@ericscheid Not this time.
@R_Chirgwin You really do need three, or it gets a bit too porcupiney.
Wed plan, draft: Struggle through the blur; deal with the comms backlog, turning it into a plan for the rest of the year; bin night.
I love this photo of Dutton putting real effort into his preparations for Malcolm’s Nimbledon. https://t.co/r3QWO4tZnr
@JustJimWillDo What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
This seems like a late start, and it is, but I couldn’t get to sleep until about 0400 for no discernible reason and I am annoyed.
@andrewdotnich There’s nothing wrong with being prepared.
Wednesday. You’ll need three flamingos, a porcupine, five kilograms of unsalted butter, a cement mixer, and nerves of steel. Wednesday.
AnandWrites If I wanted to be your autocrat, a system bug I’d exploit is many of your pundits having tactical, rather than moral and historical, minds.
I will probably end up watching all seven series, because I hate myself.
God is that the time.
@MWhalan I’m not “shocked†about anything.
Perhaps. Occasionally I think aloud to see how my thoughts resonate. YMMV. https://t.co/QEcTzG66Lj
Case in point: Opening one of my op-eds with a 95-word sentence. https://t.co/QTo19EbNwy
Maybe because I sometimes over-write myself — too many words, too many allusions, get on with it — I notice when someone’s even worse.
@Left_in_Limbo @ResignInShame Just quietly, you’ve got completely the wrong end of the stick re my complaints. Meh.
I’ve just started on series three. I have a strong stomach and no life. https://t.co/1dvvZXvp8R
Ah, I see I’ve opened yet another can of worms.
Well THIS I’d watch. https://t.co/pCPBF8qhPh
The consensus on these questions was a unanimous “Yesâ€. https://t.co/nsweLmjtlk
@GenKnoxx True enough.
@thegrugq_ebooks I live in Australia, you dropkick.
A “sorkinism†sounds like something you’d find living inside a diseased cow. https://t.co/cP0PI9hFjx
Mind you, SO much American television writing takes forever to get to the point, padded out like a high-school essay.
I’ve been watching “The West Wingâ€, having not seen it before. God, is everything Sorkin does so over-written? Such soppy flag-waving?
Yeah NOW we’re talking! https://t.co/5RmuFG8YRO
@nehadk Well GSK is GlaxoSmithKline, so choose your drug or supplement. Vitamins, maybe, or iron.
Histreepix Testing begins on the UK’s post-Brexit emmigration process. Broadstairs, 2017. pic.twitter.com/uUoCc00L2s
Histreepix The awful truth beneath every cobbled street… Liverpool, 1887. pic.twitter.com/gYYtvDH0Wj
Maybe it was just horsin’ around. https://t.co/kwBuohC6b6
@erstkate @kcarruthers @CENTREBETcom You can get $80 on Dutton.
@erstkate @kcarruthers Well, @CENTREBETcom is currently offering $7 for Ms Bishop. centrebet.com/#Sports/1784434
@dobes Or possibly this. https://t.co/nYHK6WmFN0
@dobes This may help. https://t.co/BzUL7souFj
@ApostrophePong I imagine it would be.
@photogramel I hate everyone equally.
OK, I’m sulking now. https://t.co/MnfCLUUwxL
A: “So how did you help fight the repressive Trump regime?â€
B: “I figured out a way to download ‘Snowpiercer’ without paying $4.99.”
NoctisSomnus A New Hope pic.twitter.com/Z1cHBYtOHv
Hanson may have stirred the pot, but that does’t mean you have to ladle it out or gobble it down. https://t.co/yUaSxwMej1
Then again… pic.twitter.com/lGzSperxW7
This mashup isn’t quite as fruitful as I’d expectpic.twitter.com/5xfpEoABv6ABv6
RT @ProfJeffJarviss: Good to see this: https://t.co/nDJY3wk7FW
@pseudomorph I have heard of this “wine 
“Drone 629945, follow the guy with the blue jacket and stupid reflective glasses and taser the arsehat real good.” https://t.co/7TwcGFkodu
Fine, we’ll profile the side of his head. https://t.co/7TwcGFkodu
I think I’ve finally figured this thing outpic.twitter.com/nRDr23lUYiYi
RT @Tim_Beshara: Note to self: numbats DO NOT like peanut butter. https://t.co/QcH4x8Hw6C
Tuesday, I have been disappointed in you so far, but there’s still a little time to redeem yourself.
Correct. https://t.co/9rxFeVrB1b
This is not a sentence I expected to be reading today. https://t.co/ZE5IEGtnRf
Fair enough, @BernardKeane. pic.twitter.com/MgM8vPFqMm
Rashas_Mo Well this is actually a very fine tweet. Thanks @stilgherrian for the clincher pic.twitter.com/hdW7b4yWju
RT @cafuego: A tweetmashup of @stilgherrian and @realDonaldTrump sounds just like @realDonaldTrump 🤔 https://t.co/hVXhHylaoj
“It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, Your Majesty.” https://t.co/Y9hwgmHqeR
Yeah, look, “need†is one of those complicated words… https://t.co/Y9hwgmHqeR
@DavidFeng @johnb78 @TrainLinkWest All these points are valid and important.
braddybb here is the blank template for Trump’s macbook, please meme responsibly. pic.twitter.com/xlksL2erhy
@DavidFeng @TrainLinkWest Shoosh.
@johnb78 @DavidFeng @TrainLinkWest Yeah but they go faster, and there’s more of them.
@DavidFeng @TrainLinkWest Fair point. I’ll go away now.
See, @DavidFeng? Our trains may be rubbish compared with Chinese HSR, but our customer service is second to none. T… https://t.co/xFvWum5tg6
@DylanLacey Well you have to keep them in the crate to prevent them getting snagged on the fence.
This would be a good radio job. @abcgoldcoast needs a breakfast producer. https://t.co/sQ19ycqeYP
How do magnets work? https://t.co/WZh0rQfUxv
@DylanLacey Exactly.
@ozmusiq @DylanLacey @vealmince I’m old enough to (just) remember when TVP hit supermarket shelves here. https://t.co/s1YBLkX4RT
@DylanLacey Heh. I grew up on a dairy farm. Cheese is one of those things you don’t want to see being made.
@DylanLacey I get that too, and it’s hard to change habits. But Christ that stuff looked disgusting.
@DylanLacey @vealmince @ozmusiq No, it’s not. Nevertheless, I think pretend-food is bullshit. Revel in the actual thing.
GonzoHacker The Kinsey Scale of Denim pic.twitter.com/582LNWb8d5
@lukehopewell @MarkDiStef It’ll be quicker if you open the drawers.
Melamine has so many uses around the house. https://t.co/89S8D1sxYl
RT @samdrummond: Yes, Senator Roberts did just cluck like a chicken. Thank goodness we have @NickMcKim to stand up for the good people in @…
RT @srpeatling: Ah the old make-all-the-women-stand-near-you-so-it-looks-like-there’s-more-of-them-in-close-crop trick. @ellinghausen pic o…
Autocorrect* did this. https://t.co/MzPTYguVXb
RT @Pinboard: Silicon Valley plan to solve poverty:
1: Invite-only event on Stanford campus
2. Palantir demo
3. Uber ride home
https://t.…
If there’s all these people in the Canberra Press Gallery, why don’t we get a greater variety of stories? https://t.co/Wj8BRN7h3j
@RachaelHasIdeas Why would I even…?
@rbbrown Of course.
Erm, “local IGA”. #thankyouautocorrect
I have just become aware of something called “Chedder Flavour Bio-Cheese (Non-Dairy Product)”
Now playing (at the local USA): Taylor Dayne, “Tell It To My Heart” https://t.co/P8RvDpAtI0
So the prime minister has been drinking? https://t.co/DOdqLRDsX4
We should e-mail them about this. https://t.co/K7I5mrWlhy
Sure, but I have a freshly-made steak sandwich at the local tradie lunch spot so, you know, fuck yourself. https://t.co/uoZXLvMpq1
fanfiction_txt “Tails you were right, being a homosexual is great”, Amy said.
I couldn’t be bothered constructing this joke, but here are all the pieces. https://t.co/1I6azwUbH0 #ikeajoke https://t.co/hkDA7bAvL5
@DavidFeng I’ll believe them when I see them.
RT @CameronAtfield: What a time to be alive. https://t.co/fZUA1VzXFl
It’s not actually fraudulent. It just looks fraudulent. And only when you look at the data.
@twiddlekins It’s fuckin’ outrageous.
Goddammit why won’t the global card payment anti-fraud system let me make this fraudulent card transaction?
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/UNI3PcNRb6
God and I thought I couldn’t let go of the past… https://t.co/cDxHuazecp
One can only hope. https://t.co/eJH1pGy5Fo
GonzoHacker Sure thing, officer pic.twitter.com/lHYO1jmNtK
RT @OHnewsroom: Reporter: “Good news, you guys! I went ahead and cleaned all of the dead bugs out of the crockpot.â€
@jpwarren We can make several trips.
We can fix that. https://t.co/vKXcHwlXRf
Same. https://t.co/WexP75mYjk
RT @SquigglyRick: Looking at picking up some gifts from Fairfax’s The Store. Like this $90 garden hose “ensemble” you don’t need to hide at…
RT @thetowncrier: Average ABC viewer: 66 years old. The AVERAGE age. The Ten Network has the youngest at 46. Average. TV is dead. https://t…
“OK, sleep well.pic.twitter.com/jz5fM4noVtVt
I’d always pictured Tasmania as being bigger than this. https://t.co/Z00HjVBvsQ
Protmind, “OGRâ€. Apparently. https://t.co/nETHgCcdQr This is possibly a dangerous rabbit-hole.
Lulwut. https://t.co/ec0ahxza7o
Pollytics Hmmmm
I don’t know, but now I want one. https://t.co/q8lwbH11oj
Yeah so yesterday I did this and I’m not ashamed. https://t.co/BzUL7s6TNL
Actually, Brandis wants to be a High Court judge. Maybe today’s the day.
Dutton. https://t.co/NdMiG8shSL
IMPORTANT: List of Troy McClure Films https://t.co/OsccUAGWrV
Excellent. Congratulations, @cathywilcox1. https://t.co/nZEkcRZVRS
RT @bradheath: Federal judge says “the public interest is … well served” by keeping the FBI’s Tor exploit secret, for reasons that are al…
RT @drunkenmadman: Outrageous that Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune pay no tax. What is the ATO thinking? https://t.co/iaBp7bjNhR
rathmines_cat 4 generations maritime RAAF 11 Sqdn..
Catalina, Neptune, Orion & new Poseidon. Might not see this again. #oldandnew pic.twitter.com/ywUZVnM0IZ
Tuesday. If they can, then it’s a disturbing development. Tuesday.
thegrugq_ebooks Great story about the life of 5g of coke.
@zerogeewhiz Or vice versa.
@AbstractCode More that they scoop the brain out.
Oh that’s right. I’m in Canberra next week. Well, the second half.
SenatorSurfer This is what the ANAO just said about $5 BILLION in tax deductions the oil and gas companies have made. pic.twitter.com/amviqtmXR3
@AbstractCode @msscarpenter @mwyres Are you sure?
@darrenpauli BART is the most glorious 1970s thing.
@Tim_Beshara It was taking far too long to happen, so I took matters into my own hands.
Compare and Contrast. pic.twitter.com/BREcZ0yVop
workmanalice Just look how happy the Nats are they’ve had a victory over the backpacker tax. pic.twitter.com/DgMWb6eXYS