Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 1st, 2016

Hey ladies, no more messy sex for you! twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…

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Histreepix Auditions for ‘Ms Pac-Man’, 1954. pic.twitter.com/EmpUQreVdb

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_Ninji this is possibly the best political discourse i’ve read on twitter this year pic.twitter.com/EgzLXTW7nr

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bmastenbrook Not a crisis: not everybody can code.

Actually a crisis: programmers don’t know ethics, history, sociology, psychology, or the law.

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@oberonsghost From what I’ve read, this actually increases the need for icebreakers. warontherocks.com/2016/10/icebre…

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@R_Chirgwin I suppose it IS Melbourne Cup Day, but even so… pic.twitter.com/lAXcoQ9jEP

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REMewett Note: international waters can’t be entered “illegally” twitter.com/pdchina/status…

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“Mr President, we must not allow an icebreaker gap!” @DrJJoyner twitter.com/RCDefense/stat…

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Bob Day’s votes stand, apparently, according to this 1907 ruling by the High Court. Well, unless its proved he knew..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…A7

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Worms, meet can-opener.

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SnarkyPlatypus I guess Bob Day can feel assured that he has created an Australian political legacy for himself.

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@FJKeany @egadheg Ah, well that makes it moot then, ‘cos presumably the Coalition won’t challenge them either.

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This is lovely, but I think @FJKeany will admit he’s not a constitutional lawyer either. twitter.com/egadheg/status…

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I’m getting questions about Bob Day’s (potentially) illegal Senate votes. You need to be asking a constitutional lawyer.

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“The pyramid at the end of the world” by @Elmo_Keep is a fine read for connoisseurs of nukes and rural America…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…VN

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“Bob Day may have illegally voted in the Senate for more than two years”, writes @farrm51, so there’s that. news.com.au/national/polit…

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This is why we have a national broadcaster. Ping @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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@ssharwood I think it should be out there for all to see.

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@jturner_ibrs I bow to your superior North Shore knowledge.

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peter_tonoli What’s trending on the App Store this Melbourne Cup Day pic.twitter.com/XVur1aoGpJ

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Still, I can picture Pauline Hanson strangling a dog. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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I wonder whether the FSB has a Tony Abbott sex tape.

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legsidelizzy On the first of every month there’s a bloke who dresses as a white rabbit and stands by the river in Barnes waving..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Ua

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AndreaChalupa In intel circles, the story goes FSB filmed Trump in an orgy while in Russia. Yes,this all ends in a Trump sex tape. twitter.com/cjcmichel/stat…

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I say, the @objectsgame control panels are coming along nicely, @fegames. youtube.com/watch?v=lgdYKG…

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jonoabroad Im using this as my defense when I am arrested twitter.com/bcrypt/status/…

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Wow there’s a lot going on here, and they were all poor choices. twitter.com/coopesdetat/st…

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@jonoabroad Yeah maybe stop trying. This is a time for grown-ups now.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Get into cybersecurity. The canapés are much better, especially from the primes.

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@irisherself @jodiem Oh it’s so gloriously complicated it’s like crack for political junkies.

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@nphair I see you haven’t quite got the hang of how this government approaches these issues. (But yes, poorly worded headline, that.)

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@jodiem @irisherself Ah yes, that’s the third part. But I’m sure the Attorney-General has everything under control.

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thegrugq_ebooks Everyone knows that Ritalin, Xanax, carbs and sugars are the problem facing CT officials in the US.

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@irisherself That’s part of it. The other part is how the Senate voted is re-counted for above-the-line votes. The PM report is solid.

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SophieAG Nine in Sydney are looking for a Social Media Producer. nineentertainmentco.com.au/careers/jobs?j…

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Meanwhile, apropos the US election, an oldie but a goodie. pic.twitter.com/RNfVDnZwrb

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@philipdalidakis @Leroy_Lynch It’s the constitutional crisis that just keeps giving.

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That should do me until tomorrow night.

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All your suggestions are wonderful, but litre bottles of Absolut vodka were marked down heavily.

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That has to be a rhetorical question because I’m already prowling the shelves of liquor.

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So what’s the appropriate drink for celebrating a constitutional crisis anyway?

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And before @smartbrain pokes his head in… “Look, mate, it may not work all that well, but at least we HAVE a parliament.”

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I wasn’t going to have anything to drink today, but a constitutional crisis is always worth celebrating.

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@swearyanthony Well it can’t be. Senate has to refer it, and it doesn’t sit until next week. It’s Senate business, not government.

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Oh great. A sulphur-crested cockatoo huffing glue. As if they weren’t crazy enough. twitter.com/aksana_6/statu…

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@dobes @jonoabroad @Colvinius @AntonyGreenABC Indeed. And the issue is HOW to do the count constitutionally.

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The ultimate troll would be for the Senate to vote against referring it to the High Court (creating another double dissolution trigger?).

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Certainly some journalists* have gone early. The government REQUESTED the Senate refer the matter to the High Court. Senate sits next week.

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Hmmm… Maybe I went too earlyon is also a lovely hashtagtwitter.com/glengyron/stat…4z

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@Fascistlefty It’s the more general thing of delivering us so many wonderful surprises.

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“… and God bless mummy, and daddy, and especiall@TurnbullMalcolmlm for creating the bestest government in the WHOLE world. Amen.”

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jxeeno I see things are going well in the 45th parliament…

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EX_V19 White Australians. What are their community leaders doing about this? twitter.com/theheraldsun/s…

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@mukimu It’s politics. Things don’t get “defined”.

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I assume it’s being released at this hour because for a “global week of action”, 40 people “approached”, 4 arrested..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…rk

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Justice Minister Keenan press release just now: “Australian law enforcement targets users of darknet sites” pic.twitter.com/j8htU4qEau

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Pink on black is still stupid and ugly and these people should be ploughed into the earth. twitter.com/tomwarren/stat…

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Here’s the @amworldtodaypm story “Confusion surrounds departure of Family First Senator Bob Day” (11 min audio) abc.net.au/pm/content/201…

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CutPics A rare photo of where Donald Trump grows his hair. pic.twitter.com/K40t9f65cC

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@eddroy @Colvinius This is terrible news, though of course not your fault. Those transcription cuts are stupid.

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OK, everyone in the media and the usual hangers-on, I proclaim the hashtag to be the hashtag.

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@glengyron You’re really a beginner at this, aren’t you.

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FJKeany .@AntonyGreenABC on @amworldtodaypm says issue of Bob Day’s seat “will significantly delay attempts to get legislation passed”

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Do we have a hashtag for this yet?

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This is good to know. Thanks, @Colvinius, I’ll tweet the direct link once it’s up. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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I’ve just thought of a way to improve Senate processes. twitter.com/TheHiddenWorId…

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@ChrissieM Actually the first 15 minutes of PM just then helped immensely, though that didn’t connect today to Brandis vs Gleeson.

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Agreed, @Colvinius @AntonyGreenABC, that was all very helpful, and I now understand the full level of upfuckage we’..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…4E

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This will drag on for “a minimum of weeks”, says @AntonyGreenABC. Hurrah!

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Says @AntonyGreenABC: “There’s a million South Australian ballot papers that I haven’t had a chance to look at in the last half-hour sorry.”

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Oh this even more excellent! There’s no precedent for how to re-count the above-the-line votes. As tickets? As candidates?

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Section 44(v) of the Constitution!

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akent This pic of Brandis by Andrew Meares should go straight to the stock photography collection tagged “sheepish politi..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…zT

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WHERE IS NORMAN GUNSTON WHEN AUSTRALIA NEEDS HIM.

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CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS HURRAH.

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If you’d just stepped into this whole Brandis / Gleeson / Day saga you’d have fuck all chance of getting your head around it any time soon.

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MarkDiStef “Bob Day, noticing the constitutional fuss, un-resigns again to clear up any issues”

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THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE. THE GREEN ONE HAS BEEN SUMMONED. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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@munin No, silly, there’d be lime in the gin.

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@lukehopewell Well this reassures me greatly. No, wait.

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It it possible to survive on a diet of popcorn and gin?

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dobes Please let this come to pass twitter.com/TrevorMaher1/s…

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Banning refugees forever is a pretty fuckin’ big dead cat, but even putting the dead cat on a horse won’t be enough.

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@munin I doubt there’s an elected legislature on the planet that hasn’t seen something similar.

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@munin Of course I must add that they’re only allegations at this stage, but he’s resigned and triggered a referral to the High Court.

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@munin Yes. Looks like a senator channeled $ from business to election campaign until it went bust, and now paid office rent to “himself”…

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This is a fairly bad euphemism. twitter.com/mootpointer/st…

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See? I told you George would know. George always knows. twitter.com/CroweDM/status…

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CroweDM George Brandis to refer Bob Day election to the High Court. pic.twitter.com/r8DVbfnbrR

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Colvinius The ABC understands there are concerns about Mr Day’s electorate office, and to whom he was paying rent for the space.

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Colvinius The President of the Senate, Stephen Parry has written to all Senators raising concerns about Bob Day and the validity of his election.

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I always thought this was the best* reason for not releasing historical documents ever. nsarchive.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB5… pic.twitter.com/hPfvRMvIUU

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George will know. George always knows We should ask George.

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andrew_porter If only there were, you know, a statutory advisor, a Solicitor-General if you will, who could provide government with advice on Bob Day

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EX_V19 Hope Bob Day has a men-only work space he can go to

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NewtonMark Hahahaha NOBODY GIVES A FUCK, NIGE, THE SENATE IS FALLING APART. twitter.com/PoliticsFairfa…

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NewtonMark Has anyone dared to invoke the ceremony needed to awake @AntonyGreenABC from his long sacred slumber between elections?

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marydudziak CIA releases Bay of Pigs history. twitter.com/JasonLeopold/s…

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I say, this is all spectacularly hilarious and/or funny.

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swearyanthony remember when Gleeson ignored Brandis’s attempt to nobble him because Clerk of Senate needed help. This must be why

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So the Senate, eh?

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leerhiannon In same year Bob Day forgave $1.4 loan he donated $484k to FF in an odd pattern. Here is 7 lots of $10k donated ove..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…IU

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NewtonMark This is awesome, there is not enough popcorn in the world. twitter.com/BevanShields/s…

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wobster I have to admit he kinda looks like he accidentally fell asleep last night face down in a craft bin… twitter.com/callapilla/sta…

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I think they’re all still in a sulk over that West Philippine Sea decision.

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barrysaunders The Problematised Ancients of Mu Mu

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SydneyTom_ *ponders the effect of training them with ‘Fascinator like’ lures… twitter.com/RadioNational/…

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GreenJ national broadsheet nods off … twitter.com/australian/sta…

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Tech guy: “Attribution is har…”
Politician: “Russia!”

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This Trump “secret server” yarn is going to get a huge run, isn’t it.

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“ATO extends tax return deadline after MyGov glitches”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/news/ato-exten…

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johnmcternan That double D is proving its worth big-time twitter.com/heathjaston/st…

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MikeCarlton01 One small step for man… twitter.com/dailymirror/st…

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“‘New look’, just like actual poo!” twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…

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@MikePresland I was down there for ten days. You had your chance.

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@liquidparanoia Well there was still some magic in there that shouldn’t have worked, so I’m not sure.

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@poisontofu I am quite familiar with it, yes, and was tweeting about it a bunch the other day.

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Yes, but I’m the good kind of fixer. twitter.com/shal2500/statu…

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I have fix the problems with my backup drive, should anyone care. Even if you don’t care, I’ve still fixed it.

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Someone seriously need to get out more. twitter.com/IAmSciArt/stat…

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They’re what you’ll have to endure if smoking too much dope gives you constipation. twitter.com/whiteswine/sta…

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Ah, I think I worked out why Disk Utility went AWAL on me. Short answer: Apple has written a buggy piece of shit.

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MattDoran91 @MarkDiStef I’d just like to place on the record I used the “Bob each way” line on telly on Saturday night…and I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Em

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MarkDiStef *rushes onto twitter seeing bob day resigned again, on melbourne cup day*

BOB EACH WAY.

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@scottridley Let’s not get carried away now.

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@scottridley This is understandable. One day Apple will make a disk utility that actually works.

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@scottridley Mind you, fsck_hfs hasn’t gotten to the bit where the Disk Utilities GUI went AWOL.

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@scottridley Turns out that’s not quite right. “coreStorage” only takes the CS-specific verbs. repairVolume seems to be working without it.

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@scottridley Ah you’re a star, thank you. The last time I had to do this was ages ago.

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Wait. This is a FileVault2 encrypted volume. IIRC, Disk Utility can’t handle them and I use some CoreStorage command line tool? Called…?

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@developerjack Ah, so straight voice? (Well, you know what I mean.) I believe I can help you here, if tomorrow is still an option.

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Nah it’s OK, Disk Utility has just decided to use an entire processor core and stopped responding. Though fsck_hfs is still running. Hurrah!

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fanfiction_txt I like that Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina is a recurring character in your fics. She seems friendly and wise. And diseased.

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@developerjack To record what? And what does it need to plug into?

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Yes, that would be the ideal number. pic.twitter.com/uXYGgUenD3

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OK, so now the partition map isn’t corrupt. I don’t really see how what I just did could have done that, but hey computers are magical.

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joshgnosis Peak Australian twitter.com/australian/sta…

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I think @LaTrioli simply misheard, and thought Madonna was singing “Like a Virginia”. twitter.com/fstopr/status/…

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Tue plan, additional: In an excellent* development, it seems the day will also include repairing a corrupt partition map on my backup drive.

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Tue plan, draft: Important steak sandwich; laundry; administrivia. No horse race for me, but I don’t deny others their fun.

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These are the ones, @NewtonMark, but they’re now called “FADS Fun Sticks”. pic.twitter.com/f1UBeayrtb

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withebeatIes trees for deforestation pic.twitter.com/v1zbO8awlM

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@irisherself I meant the last week of the US election campaign.

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“Dark caves of mystery.”

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“Throbbing manliness pillar.” twitter.com/fanfiction_txt…

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fanfiction_txt “Oh oh oh!” moaned Popplio sexily as Solgaleo put his throbbing manliness pillar up his dark caves of mystery

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The next week is going to be the bestest and sanest week and I am so looking forward to it.

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Dogbroccoli The FULL PUTIN is in effect. I REPEAT: THE “GIVE EM THE FULL PUTIN” IS IN EFFECT! twitter.com/HillaryClinton…

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@ThreeDRadio @kim_robots It was quite popular at the time, I seem to remember.

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@aarghpirates @triplej @ThreeDRadio It was something like that, yes, from memory.

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Tuesday. The fourth thing you see will be the one. Tuesday.

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