Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 7th, 2016

Raf_Epstein crickets.. twitter.com/raf_epstein/st…

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tristanreveur OKAY, WHO SNITCHED?!?! pic.twitter.com/3IcxToKWO9

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I’d missed this. “Greens senator Scott Ludlam takes leave to fight depression and anxiety” (4 Nov) smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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@dobes I would like to meet these ornaments to Germany’s civil society.

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Wow this is some Balmain-grade NIMBYism right here, folks. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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I think we’ve done all the Buzz Aldrin / Malcolm Roberts jokes now kthxbai.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually it does happen, but mostly it’s for blackmail purposes.

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jdub “The Turnbull twins are at it again! Oh? Oh, I see. Right you are. Well his brother doesn’t seem to be here today.” pic.twitter.com/sIoSfq68w1

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TheShovel That moment when News Corp uses your made-up Trump quotes as part of a serious news article. pic.twitter.com/lF8KyDMlRA

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Mind you, the kids mere probably just laughing because he has really crap taste in porn.

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Of course it was. It’s ALWAYS a hack. twitter.com/7NewsQueenslan…

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I, too, want you all to go to Mars. twitter.com/KJBar/status/7…

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workmanalice Excuse me, @SenatorMRoberts - what are your thoughts on the moon landing?

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SwiftOnSecurity Please someone take my twitter account twitter.com/fortunemagazin…

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FortuneMagazine Trump’s staff have taken away his Twitter account for.tn/2fIQxhy

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JoshButler Parliament has been going for just 3.5 hours today, here’s a list of what has happened already since this morning: pic.twitter.com/rCJqUuA0Qm

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No. It needs burning down and replacing with a proper one. twitter.com/AstroKatie/sta…

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Look, @dobes, “Nails it” just disrespects Christians.

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Can everyone please try to think of a phrase of approval other than “Nails it”? You’re starting to look like sheep.

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AmandaAbate Awkward moment for Jarryd Hayne, in a cyber porn mishap at a Gold Coast school..the story on @7NewsQueensland pic.twitter.com/qWQeO54Eez

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Now playing: T Rex, “Children of the Revolution” youtube.com/watch?v=GpVqWS…

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Ah, as the day progresses it just gets better and better! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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I see yes that explains everything to my satisfaction as you were then pip pip. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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NicholasFryer Imagine being stuck in the aerobridge while @SenatorMRoberts dismantles the plane to make sure the “experts” haven’t snuck in any socialism.

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@SydneyTom_ Which I tried to clarify, and failed.

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I’ll clarify that. You can assemble stuff by cutting up previous recordings. But also, this is still vapourware. No release date.

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I say it again. This can already be don with any digital audio workstation (DAW). It’s only news ‘cos “Adobe did it..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Y2

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pattymo There was literally a Civil War twitter.com/richardgrenell…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:48 PM, Nov 7th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

joshgnosis CSIRO didn’t get a copy of Roberts’ response until 9:20am, when his office figured out how to attach it to an email. crikey.com.au/2016/11/07/i-a…

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hatchjt Always remember, 4% of Americans said they’ve been decapitated. npr.org/2016/07/28/487… @bradheath @crampell

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tek_keller A creature so beautiful & unreal I seriously had to look it up to make sure it’s dumb latin name was real and it wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…iR

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johncarlbaker “as a bonus” pic.twitter.com/zJTzttTE6v

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@maelorin @FakeDanTosello And it’ll be about JavaScript frameworks.

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Hitler was just so misunderstood. twitter.com/ellipsii/statu…

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Oh look, a tech bro political party! They’re just so misunderstood. twitter.com/swan_legend/st…

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I generally wait until the next of kin have been notified. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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AdamBandt Gravity: is it even real? Time for One Nation’s Malcolm Roberts to show some ambition. pic.twitter.com/u5ngkmRK9t

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Further alleged plans, now updated, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: Slow start; 1200 back repairs, Potts Point (done); finish and post “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 4” podcast.

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Actually Boomerism isn’t an attitude either. It’s a mental illness. I shall expand upon this point later.

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Is it wrong to want to send certain types of people to the camps? I don’t think so. The prime minister @TurnbullMalcolm reckons it’s OK.

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Boomerism isn’t about age, it’s about attitude.

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I shall have words to say about these boomers in due course.

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Dear @DeptDefence, when the Mongol hordes invade, please leave these entitled arsehats to fend for themselves…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…gD

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There are boomers on this tram, complaining about having to pay tax “because we don’t get much out of it. We have private health cover.”

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I just name my lists after appropriate animals. twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…

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@angryaussie Well, “joke” then. Or “sarcasm”. Whatever. But do continue being angry over these tiny things. It becomes you.

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@purserj @NewtonMark I was stupidly late in checking that I had covered off everything needed to thank the supporters as required.

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@benwalding @jonoabroad There’s a good chance your Irony Detector Mark 5 needs retuning too.

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@purserj @NewtonMark I just confirmed a few details which means it’ll be on the tubes this evening.

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@angryaussie Perhaps you Irony Detector Mark 5 needs retuning.

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For some value of “really is”.

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So the “CU [in the] NT” thing really is an NT Tourism campaign. mumbrella.com.au/cu-in-the-nt-4… pic.twitter.com/zNCgascBpt

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@KetanJ0 @jonoabroad Yes, but that’s not my fault either.

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@dobes @purserj @Steve_Lockstep There’s a good conversation about teledildonics on the Edict PHF, ‘tween @FionaPattenMLC @upulie and me.

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@KetanJ0 @jonoabroad Why are you asking me? I just types it. It’s not like I know why things happen or what I mean.

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MalwareJake Time for another Army Cyber caption contest!

* this contest not associated with @ARCYBER pic.twitter.com/GVHV4F1vPH

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fanfiction_txt Sonic vs Charles Manson

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fanfiction_txt cloud drove back home to his crib where he ate celerey

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fanfiction_txt Harry: Well I found some interesting information on Osama bin Laden. Apparently he is pretty famous.

Tom: But famous in a bad way.

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@Diamondback1949 @joshgnosis The pressers don’t end up on ParlView ‘cos they’re not official business. Dunno about elsewhere….

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@dobes @Steve_Lockstep So at 3% per year, this could work out better than all the penis-enlargening products.

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@dobes @Steve_Lockstep At that rate, I think it’s pretty clear that we should blockchain all the things. Immediately.

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@jonoabroad @KetanJ0 “Map” is the least of your worries. (And how did I even do that?)

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@jonoabroad Silly map. htts://aph.gov.au and click on the big panel marked “Watch, Listen, Read”.

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Someone’s spiked the punch in Davos. Ping @Steve_Lockstep @dobes. twitter.com/wef/status/795…

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@SwiftOnSecurity Don’t be. I made good money doing this, charging by the hour.

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SwiftOnSecurity Maybe the FBI didn’t spend two weeks building a program to sort the emails, they just had to wait for Outlook to finish indexing the PST.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Nov 7th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

I wish to acknowledge that @juhasaarinen has taken me to a very special place. One with urine.

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@juhasaarinen It is indeed very VR. And yes, I do like it. I want to buy one now.

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@jackclarkSF Oh dear God. I feel dirty just reading that. I’ll DM you my number.

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Just got an email with the subject “Pee World”. I don’t want to open it. I see it’s from @juhasaarinen. I definitely don’t want to open it.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, for some value of “plans”. And of “alleged”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Slow start, due to mucus (in progress); 1200 back repairs, Potts Point; write for @SBS; maybe poke at some podcast editing.

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@kestert @jbaldwin Look I think the important point here is that I am right, and all of you are wrong. That’s the best starting-point.

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fanfiction_txt she didn’t realize that the tradition is called women’s nude month which is where all the women go thru there daily jobs naked

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fanfiction_txt The kitsune rummaged through the garbage can, looking for weed and pornography and underwear

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@ResignInShame @jbaldwin I’m fighting a losing battle, I know, but someone has to maintain standards.

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Travon Just saw this dude in a diner and I want to be his friend. pic.twitter.com/ZfMiUI8cEy

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If “fonts matter” so much, perhaps we should note that the difference here is one of typeface, not font. Goddam Sil..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Ue

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@NuclearAnthro Thank you. Alas, I don’t have time to be lion around today.

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SnarkyPlatypus Give credit to Malcolm Roberts though. At least he’s willing to stand up for his climate denialism unlike half the Liberal Party.

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@awelder @jessradio @glengyron @oz_f Exactly. Which is why wind turbines causing blackouts. Everything seen thru the prism of tribal battle.

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How the world sees computers, part 1 of 2. twitter.com/badnetworker/s…

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@jessradio @glengyron @awelder @oz_f By that argument no-one would ask a minister anything outside their portfolio. There goes radio and TV.

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terrychristian A question from a Brexiter from one of their facebook sites - God bless em pic.twitter.com/PG8x2GXoez

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We should buy this truck for @dobes as a Christmas present. twitter.com/TheFix/status/…

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fanfiction_txt “Wocka wocka wocka, motherfuckers! God bless America!” Fozzie Bear cried as he opened fire with his minigun

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Stand by while I have a coffee and empty out the day a bit.

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Right. I see. My eyes are red and puffy, I’m coughing up the green stuff, and I’m snuffly. Again. Or still. I need a new everything.

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Adrian_Dodd HELLO WE HAVE THINGS IN CAPS AND COLOURS AND ITALICS. BAM. pic.twitter.com/YyAjymWE7Y

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Dammit I’d wanted to be properly awake to watch this glory, but my brain decided to sleep in today. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Monday. They approve, and they put down Their clipboards. Monday.

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