Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 18th, 2017

Watching @frankieboyle’s “American [Election] Autopsy” youtube.com/watch?v=lPTUqy…

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@SydneyTom_ Oh I know exactly what the problem is, but it needs some quick professional attention.

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So I only have to survive through this pain until I see The Back Chap at midday tomorrow. I can do that. With drugs.

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danielralston Starbucks is hiring squid popes. pic.twitter.com/DfTs2Ku1xA

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Tim_Beshara These are the two statements that Abbott is sulking about. From Turnbull - left. Sinodinos - right. pic.twitter.com/L0iagYTuat

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@tacticalmaid @NewtonMark I agree, there’s a lot to like about this scenario.

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@NewtonMark But does your RV-6 have rocket pods?

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Aiannucci Two days till Trump. Here’s my BBC Documentary on Milton’s Paradise Lost. youtu.be/4j__itIVgOk

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In which @joshgnosis asks the question many of us have been asking. pic.twitter.com/i3WsiS09T8

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@munin @GordyPls It’s OK. At least ours generally don’t have guns. Mostly.

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@munin @GordyPls There’s a clip of @ProfBrianCox trying to convince him he’s wrong about climate change floating around the tubes.

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@munin @GordyPls Yep, and we have one of them in the Senate. Please don’t throw things.

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GordyPls Surprised that Malcom Roberts isn’t pleading the he wasn’t invited, he was INVITED which is a separate legal concept.

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This is classic deluded Sovereign Citizen micro-parsing. Most of us grow out of this around age 9. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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DrJenGunter Dear Gwyneth Paltrow, I’m a GYN and your vaginal jade eggs are a bad idea drjengunter.wordpress.com/2017/01/17/dea… pic.twitter.com/edbGY2qVID

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AltLJ Australian government Ministers finally respond to Centrelink debt debacle youtube.com/embed/BIth3vDR…

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I have been to this exact spot but it wasn’t a “wilderness trail” you just fuckin’ went hiking. Also, I was attacke..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…61

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Henry_Belot So Malcolm Roberts was rather keen on tickets to Trump’s inauguration. This statement from DFAT, via..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sS

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@haruki_zaemon @paulkidd @corduroy @JustJimWillDo But what about cafe au lait? Are we sure it’s not cafe ole?

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thewetmale Fuck it’s been a bit hot ey? m.youtube.com/watch?v=-qvTcv…

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Avogadro looks as if he’s already been smashed a bit. pic.twitter.com/oxJCJGKRUz

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@johnb78 All cats can teleport. They just get really shitty if you catch them doing it.

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@MichaelH_PhD Oh wow that’s gorgeous. If I do anything with that you’ll get full credit.

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@johnb78 Ah! She just emerged from some SEKRIT location behind me as I walked into the kitchen. Presumably by teleportation.

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@johnb78 No signs as yet, but I was about to do another round of the perimeter.

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chazhutton I’ve had a few requests for tshirts/posters/ect of the above comic.
So, here’s the line-work for you.
Take it, use..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iK

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@munin THAT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL MADE FROM SMASHED AVOGADRO THIS IS AMAZING.

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@munin OK now I am officially intrigued.

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@munin I think you’d say that just to fuck with me.

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I feel as if a whole new world has opened up before me. twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…

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Actually I kinda like the photo too. “The Japanese toilet industry” is these chaps. twitter.com/verge/status/8…

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If I did a new media masthead I would be tempted to call it BuzzBart.

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Is this putting too many excellent things into the one tweet? twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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I seem to have accomplished enough of today’s plan to call it a success. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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paulkidd The agent says, “And what do you call this act?”
He replies, “Wikileaks!” twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@purserj Wait. There isn’t actually a joke there. Is there?

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I’m trying to work up a joke involving both Japanese whaling and Julian Assange but I keep getting stuck at the harpooning bit.

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johnb78 off you go, Julian twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…

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NickMcKim This rings true today more than most days. twitter.com/bencjenkins/st…

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Given the Centrelink debacle, “Why big data evangelists should be sent to re-education camps” (Sep 2014) zdnet.com/article/why-bi…

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“San Francisco health startup offers unlimited doctor visits for $149 per month” neowin.net/news/san-franc… This will..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yK

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dufussy Face it, the mankini is the worst pair of swimmers/bathers that will ever be invented.

Hold my drink …

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joshgnosis When Abetz complains about no Tasmanians in the ministry he just means him. Only 4 Tas Libs. Others: 1 newbie, 1 deputy whip, 1 Senate pres.

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It means “wash your hands after pissing on them”. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…

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DrJJoyner In fairness, when has the U.S. Army ever been a threat to the American Indian? twitter.com/LorenRaeDeJ/st…

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edbott I can’t wait to see the TV ratings for the inauguration. Maybe DJT will tweet his plans to bite the head off a live bat.

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mh4k I’m selling a phone. Oh Gumtree people. Never change. pic.twitter.com/MRFo7y8mTq

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Hey Sydney I hope you’re grateful… pic.twitter.com/sM3EQ70O4b

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@DrRhysPockett Yes, I have been warned of this. @nom_chomsky will just have to cope. Meanwhile my lower back is still spasming. Hurrah!

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Horse_Crimes stoner mysticism is fucking awful

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Wed plan: Try to not melt; bump out of Lilyfield for the last time; migrate to Ashfield; try to not melt. Subject to pain-related changes.

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buckleup That’s Chelsea Clinton. twitter.com/DieJamesMalcol…

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Histreepix The Household Cavalry parachutes into the Falklands. 1981. pic.twitter.com/54Ypnhcqwo

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Histreepix A horseless carriage and humanless crucifix lie in wait for an unsuspecting horse and human duo. Wyoming, 1903. pic.twitter.com/3DH7O2tpCk

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@alanjlee Alas no, and I’ve tried repeatedly.

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@ladyhana Thanks. I should be able to deal with it tomorrow. Alas, today’s physical activity can’t wait.

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josefajardo nice to see a credit card sized computer (PC) pic.twitter.com/MldTFXQrKs

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My back is still fucked. This will make things “interesting”. Or at the very least, extremely slow.

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fanfiction_txt Nobody really knows what happened that night on Dagobah… Luke/Yoda SLASH!

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Wed plan, draft: Bump out of Lilyfield for the last time; try to not melt; migrate to Ashfield; try to not melt. Subject to pain-changes.

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Wednesday. It was bound to happen, and inevitably there will be photographs. Wednesday.

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