Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 27th, 2017

Whatever you do, don’t turn this photo into a meme. pic.twitter.com/sVXRnMjSIh

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Histreepix With a ratio of 1 aircraft to 17 pilots, brave airmen of the Soviet Airforce leave Omsk for the last sortie. 1939. pic.twitter.com/gTh4kTIaTN

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Histreepix Soviet Beefcake Parade. Leningrad, 1916. pic.twitter.com/4ECHgEnAVs

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@BrianHonan @gattaca Hah! I’m going to stop at this point, because I won’t be able to keep up at this hour. It’s 2330 AEDT.

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@gattaca @BrianHonan And from opposite sides of the planet simultaneously!

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HLMenckenBot There is no country wherein a man of my peculiar weakness, vanities, appetites, and aversions can be so happy as in the United States

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@twiddlekins Then I have been operating under a misunderstanding for years. (Nothing new there.)

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She’s beautiful! (The males are never that big.) twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…

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@voltagex @ajdlinux At least digital cameras and monitors don’t need to deal with pincushion or barrel distortion etc.

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@voltagex @ajdlinux Ah yes. Test cards. In analog days you had to align the camera to a physical card, then confirm down all the links.

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@ajdlinux @voltagex It’s the whole “Let’s do our show from Washington but still have our live crosses all over, just for one week” stuff.

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@ajdlinux @voltagex Indeed. And I just realised I’ve spoken with TV producers about how they use their facilities.

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pecunium I was an Army Interrogation Instructor for 15 years (1994-2009). 1:Torture doesn’t work. 2:”Enhanced Interrogation” is NewSpeak for Torture.

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@voltagex Yep, it’s the TV equivalent of a NOC. Each test feed like that is identified so the recipient can report any problems.

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@MarkDiStef @AndrewBartlett Ah! This happened to me. I’m renewing a visa expired only recently, was offered the option of doing it by mail.

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MarkDiStef Please do not believe these reports: buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… twitter.com/andrewbartlett…

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@voltagex It’s a TV master control room. It runs 24/7.

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So, we can now manipulate the facial expressions of someone in a video in real time. twitter.com/EmMasters/stat…

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@monsoontrader @zdnetaustralia Thanks, but it’s easy to write a fun story when you’ve got a corruption investigation to work from.

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@voltagex Mate, they work in television. Fuck ‘em.

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FXMC1957 To improve Hitler’s public image. Joseph Goebbels organised photo shoots that made him seem kind. pic.twitter.com/1pv1NanUKC

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@voltagex Have you tried calling the number on screen?

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voltagex Hey @SBS, I think you grabbed the wrong feed of @vicenews pic.twitter.com/Kymyg5UzfJ

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RidT “Czechoslovak intelligence had several agents among MPs of the British Parliament” used to *influence debate,* defe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YY

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LawrenceKS_PD If you have to blow into a Tostitos bag to know if you’re intoxicated, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT DRI..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…H2

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CourtNewsUK Spotted dancing outside Southwark Crown Court. Said Rolf was a ‘wonderful entertainer, better than Terry Wogan’ pic.twitter.com/wOBD14xvfy

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Strange_Animals A Scolopendra mortisans centipede protecting her eggs.

(Photo: J. Buys) pic.twitter.com/khnoWH4dFf

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FXMC1957 Here is how the German stock market performed under Hitler’s regime in percentage terms. As you can see, big busine..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jU

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JamesBlunt To be honest, I don’t even really like music.

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JamesBlunt No, he’s the guy who sang that annoying “Paradise” song. twitter.com/bruiselee/stat…

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JamesBlunt Coming out is hard. RT @megyn_wbu: Why is my brother listening to James Blunt

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JamesBlunt U’re just a jealous runner-up in the Rudest Cunt Competition. RT @ooliviae:
James Blunt is the rudest cunt on this earth, I fucking hate him

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JamesBlunt Must be approaching that time in my career when I do “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.”

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JamesBlunt That’s kind of like saying every time I eat cake I think it’s cunt. RT @handses: everytime i see “james blake” i think he’s james blunt ….

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@_midofo_ Thanks. I thought it was all getting better but the back/hip pain got worse again this evening. Sigh.

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@davispg Thank you, but IBAC did all the heavy lifting. There’s just SO much fun* in their report though.

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@_midofo_ It’s just that I’m in pain and I’m angry.

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ans_org , January 27, 2017: We remember the Father of the Navy, Admiral on his 117th birt..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ci

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candeira “Someone at the Pompidou is putting exhibit labels next to the equipment” twitter.com/freakonometric…

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Hey @theharryshearer, in case you haven’t seen it yet… which you probably havetwitter.com/McJesse/status…Z2

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acgrayling If May thinks Trump offers the US a ‘new era of renewal’ she is either barking mad or her sycophancy is off the dia..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bR

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “Victoria’s failed Ultranet project ‘corrupted’, declares IBAC” zdnet.com/article/victor…

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TRUMP’S SPOOKS HAVE TURNED THERESA MAY INTO A TREE AND HE’S JUST WALKING AWAY. twitter.com/politico/statu…

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Have we heard what Bono has to say yet?

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STWorg It’s spelled without an ‘h’ in Russian (Тереза) twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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AndyDW_ Finally the commentary that will make the difference. pic.twitter.com/BBWj5l4SK8

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@drzax One should always be confident in the media. It makes up for accuracy every time.

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newsthump NEWS! David Cameron denies any involvement in creation of first human-pig embryo bit.ly/2jbaTBD pic.twitter.com/jf0JfR1Jgi

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IndyArts Penguin is struggling to print enough copies of Orwell’s 1984 ind.pn/2kAgIJ6 pic.twitter.com/EhnghGIdO5

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BarristerSecret Every bit of this story is absolutely joyous. pic.twitter.com/zs6sANj46X

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GCHQ G’day mate!

On , we’re marking the crucial role Australian Signals Intelligence played in WWII ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hf

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@RachaelHasIdeas I didn’t know that. But I know @JamesBlunt probably prevented a war from escalating, so I’ll forgive him his music. Mostly.

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Sorry for tweeting a link to Mashable, but I’m in pain and there’s no reason why you shouldn’t suffer as well.

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Apparently @JamesBlunt was declared funniest Brit on Twitter, or some such. A bunch of his tweets at mashable.com/2017/01/27/jam…

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I hadn’t seen this before, but it’s yet more great Twitter work from @JamesBlunt. twitter.com/jamesblunt/sta…

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20committee Australia has been with us in every war of the last century. Trump wants to f*ck them too. Why ask why anymore?

twitter.com/KKeneally/stat…

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“Alternative workforce”, eh? Alternative to actually having a job, alternative to having to give workers their enti..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gh

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AuschwitzMuseum 72. anniversary of the liberation of KL Auschwitz | Survivors are walking through the ‘Arbeit macht frei’ gate at f..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…R5

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tbonier For those keeping count, I’ve found that Bannon, Mnuchin, Priebus, Kushner, and Tiffany Trump are all registered to vote in two locations.

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semibogan FUCK YES TAKE YOUR LIFE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS! STRAYA! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 twitter.com/sciam/status/8…

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MowtenDoo HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT pic.twitter.com/rlHZIl2Uue

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TheNTNews WE’VE DISPATCHED A REPORTER TO FIND OUT IF THIS WAS JUST A TYPO pic.twitter.com/XyaIPqeXcn

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johnb78 This is my favourite genre of picture captions. pic.twitter.com/1wPesOJMmZ

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JamieRoss7 Let’s all offer our support to Toby Young who, here, appears very confused about the concept of acting. pic.twitter.com/8HdlUxnyYi

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@darylgibson @ZDNet The full report is even more amazing. I just did a quick overview. So many people, IBAC provides a dramatis personae.

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jonkudelka I am picking up a negative vibe about Donald Trump’s presidency, especially on twitter.

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EmilyGorcenski Here’s an updated State Department Org Chart.

Blue X’s are unfilled appointee positions. Red X’s are resignations. pic.twitter.com/gF5p0YGFKC

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@twiddlekins It coninues like that for some time.

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Also praise to @JohnBirmingham for topping my standard hypothetical town of Fatback, Arkansas, with Beaver Lick, Kentucky.

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Another good line: “Turnbull is nothing, however, if not the reigning champion of denying he’s been fucked.”

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Oh. Here’s how ist starts, tweeted by the man himself only moments ago. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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I must say, Mr @JohnBirmingham has excelled himself in today’s Alien Side Boob.

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DearMorni This is going to be the first presidency in history where the public ages quicker than the president

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Human men delegate mansplaining to robots. Human women continue to be chained to the desk. twitter.com/Wipro/status/8…

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“The Inauguration of Trump: Pie Reacts” youtube.com/watch?v=0RMwja…

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prof_carrington It’s not really a Nazi-era policy so much as an *actual Nazi* policy, against which the United States waged a land..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…m1

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PlanetQuest See another solar system! These are real images of a 4-planet system ~130 light-years from . Read about it:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7e

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PulpLibrarian I slip into something more comfortable… pic.twitter.com/NkDvSJOFHA

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NewtonMark No. No, they can’t. theguardian.com/commentisfree/… @firstdogonmoon

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glengyron Indeed. twitter.com/senatormrobert…

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This SpaceX Hyperloop thing is nothing new. youtu.be/Sg5N70reOP4?t=…

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@GreenJ Please wave hello to Mr Cave for me.

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And here’s what I thought of that other stupid meme. Me at the start of 2016 vs me at the end of 2016. pic.twitter.com/7kcPyeTORP

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I couldn’t be arsed matching the typography.

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You people need to do your research. pic.twitter.com/d0vPHlLutY

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Read the damn methodology note. “Perceptions of business people and country experts of the level of corruption.” files.transparency.org/content/downlo…

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No, Denmark takes top spot as “PERCEIVED least corrupt”. This is an analysis of feels, not an analysis of reality. twitter.com/anticorruption…

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@ClintonDucas @RachelRGonzalez For me, it’ll have to remain one of the internet’s unsolved mysteries.

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deaddilf69 Ctfu I love twitter so much pic.twitter.com/tfd8Y6vBZc

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ElizaBettinger There’s a new sign in the lobby of Olin Library at Cornell U. pic.twitter.com/DkWOhup1lz

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Twice, in fact. How do you even do that? twitter.com/RachelRGonzale…

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gths are we all dead yet

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First they came for the real estate agents… twitter.com/ek_obrien/stat…

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@Taco_Lad Oh such a complicated question…

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janecat60 Mexican walk-off ~ Brilliant, @roweafr pic.twitter.com/9KFTgZgFFR

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BioChicaGMO About those rogue twitter accounts… pic.twitter.com/cTlhcyEd07

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BOLD CLAIM: “Crocs Have Inexplicably Become a Fashion ‘Trend’ of 2017” slate.com/blogs/xx_facto…

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kingpodge Surely Jesus has better things to do with his time than to help an old orange man sign his own name? Can’t he buy h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fk

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@PointZeroOne @egadheg @zdnetaustralia See there’s the thing. You just forget* to “hand over” or “register”.

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Even IBAC’s section headers… “A plan is hatched: the Learning Technologies Quality Assurance Project”

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Since posting this story, I’ve been heartened to see so many of you tweet your praise* and support* for everyone in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KK

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shanghaiist Shanghai firefighter makes like a ninja to save suicidal man on ledge shst.me/ejx pic.twitter.com/pm1c8hnlh7

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cjjosh Can’t stop laughing - National Day of Patriotic Devotion pic.twitter.com/lqFXifc2Ue

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Here’s just two snippets about Mr Fraser from that IBAC report. pic.twitter.com/B6kXVz54tM

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@JennaPrice St Andrew’s Cross, most likely.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You should read the full report. My yarn is just the summary. It had a list of characters up front so you can keep track.

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TimKofCanberra “Centrelink Online Accounts are currently unavailable. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience.”

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“CSG denies that it and its officers have done anything wrong,” the company says. CSG has responded … through the appropriate channels.”

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UPDATED: “Victoria’s failed Ultranet project ‘corrupted’, declares IBAC” zdnet.com/article/victor… Now with response..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zX

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dobes WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT twitter.com/michaelebeid/s…

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SamMorrisDesign This photo of an Eagle taking a hard look at itself is not a metaphor for anything that’s been in the news recently pic.twitter.com/FLyANNUg44

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This is what it looks like when a chemtrail touches the ground. If you see a chemtrail overhead, run. twitter.com/climatecouncil…

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@egadheg @zdnetaustralia My pleasure. It was a certain kind of fun looking at that report.

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@AbstractCode @twiddlekins I like* the fact that it’s s complicated there’s a list of characters at the front.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australia’s new critical cyberdefender needs action rather than announcements” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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It was SO hard not to keep typing “ICAC” in that, @zdnetaustralia. Or as @GuardianAus would have it, “Icac”.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Victoria’s failed Ultranet project ‘corrupted’, declares IBAC” zdnet.com/article/victor…

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zachtoombs Fwiw
On the left: countries covered under Trump’s refugee ban.
On the right: countries where Trump has business i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aO

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@feraldata There is SO much fun stuff happening at Data61. You’ll be based in CBR or SYD or in your suitcase again?

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@feraldata What a delightful move. Congratulations and Bon Chance.

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! twitter.com/anucecs/status…

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@iain_chalmers Cute. Tho the last time I did an international trip without my full kit I was constantly frustrated.

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@scott_thewspot @iain_chalmers Well yeah, and I’ve raised so many flags over the years I assume They are in my box anyway.

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@iain_chalmers I already have a spare phone, I just realised. I was thinking of wiping the laptop and just taking essential data.

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davidadonaldson Extraordinary- woman given $35,000 Centrelink debt bill, only to have it reduced to $173 a week later penrithcitygazette.com.au/story/4422491/…

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TheOnion New ‘Doctors Without Licenses’ Program Provides Incompetent Medical Care To Refugees trib.al/c53k3TA pic.twitter.com/oUSljvNyYe

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thegrugq_ebooks 40% dragon, that won’t help, yes I have ideas.

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stevesilberman Some apt comic relief. pic.twitter.com/Ez6NPGUNCV

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@awelder This is so true, and the same rule applies in so many circumstance.

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thegrugq Truth bomb twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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edhusicMP M8. Srsly… (btw infrastructure investment can make a huge difference to housing affordability. Maybe Fletch shoul..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6Z

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Meanwhile, @JohnBirmingham has sent me something to think about. pic.twitter.com/J46AY5fdAD

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News story files for @zdnetaustralia. It doesn’t contain any cybers whatsoever.

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CURRECTION: Earlier I decide that I’d do one proper constructive thing today, and I am now going to do it. JFC. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Earlier I decide that I’d do one proper constructive thing today, and I am not going to do it.

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SylviaJeffreys Stop everything and check out the Miss Universe national costumes. Miss Canada for the win! 🇨🇦news.com.au/lifestyle/fash…

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JaneyGodley Your baby is tied to a bath bomb
A terrorist is staring at macaroni
You have an hour to wash windows
Do you finger a nun?

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I DID NOT REALISE THAT THE BUZZ FEED HAS A STYLE GUIDE AND NOW I AM EVEN MORE IN LOVE. twitter.com/styleguide/sta…

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@Mediamum @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks. I should be right. They know who I am, nothing’s changed, and a US corp is paying for it. But ta.

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@Mediamum @SnarkyPlatypus Oh this isn’t entry, this is renewing my visa. Last time they printed and affixed it at the interview itself.

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@Mediamum @SnarkyPlatypus I’m experienced in dealing with bureaucracies.

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@Mediamum @SnarkyPlatypus I’m expecting it to be smooth. I’m applying for the same thing. They even offered to have the forms posted in.

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@SnarkyPlatypus They cite 5 working days including delivery. I’ll re-read the process over the weekend to see if I can collect.

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Hmmm. Due to unavoidable delays this week, my appointment at the US Consulate is now on 6 Feb. I’m due to fly out on 12 Feb. This’ll be fun.

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BOM_ACT Check out the seriously hot and coming on Tuesday from this picture. See..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ND

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machineiv I consider myself a biological realist. I believe Nazis evolved to have more punchable faces. So it’s not violence. It’s just biology.

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jsmooth995 Unpopular opinion on these Richard Spencer videos: I believe the right choice is to sync the punch with the snare, not the kick drum.

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Store all the nukes in one place. Bonus elephant stamp for that. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@TechGuideAU I try not to be too radical about these things.

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Arresting people for what they think. Yes, this is the stuff America was built on. twitter.com/NewtTrump/stat…

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LinusTech That moment when you lose the key to the server room… pic.twitter.com/UJUbZiteDI

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darrenpauli [rss] Trump signs ‘no privacy for non-Americans’ order – what does that mean for rest of usow.ly/aZWd508Zy8gSP

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garthk I’m not sure I’d touch it. It’s the honeypot to end all honeypots. twitter.com/anildash/statu…

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SaintRPh I see where this is headed pic.twitter.com/pVAOAUvU5I

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I think I might start calling it The Buzz Feed because there’s so much good work coming out of there.

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@dobes @MarkDiStef They have good slugs at the Buzz Feed.

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MarkDiStef I can’t believe I’m even writing these words… but Mark Latham is mulling a political comebacbuzzfeed.com/markdistefano/…pY

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mjmaune is starting. Tonight we’re discussing the of Swearing. We’ll tweet questions sequentially af..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…EG

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ACICgovau We’ve done over 42 million searches on the National Police Reference System, containing over 11 millions records..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tZ

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brookewylie Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has spoken with Vice President Pence today. It comes as the FM prepares to speak at a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QW

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@dobes @joshgnosis Would one of the joker cards be Norman Gunston?

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intelwire But hands-down the best line in that story… @jessesingal pic.twitter.com/wpl1WLNE21

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@dobes It’s possible she shines out only in comparison with the dross she shares the bench with, but I don’t think so.

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Also, in which the Senator for Alternate Reality says he is not a sook. twitter.com/pedestriandail…

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Julie Bishop is rapidly proving herself to be the only cabinet minister with any competence. She’s a fine Foreign M..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…it

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What? It’s like putting something on lay-by at a department store, or reserving a book at the library. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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chrislhayes .@POTUS personally called the Parks Service director and ordered him to produce photos of the inauguration that showed bigger crowds.

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chrislhayes I’d been trying to break this story but couldn’t confirm. Tip of the cap to @ktumulty and @eilperin washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australia’s new critical cyberdefender needs action rather than announcements” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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ZeddRebel Steve Bannon calls himself a “leninist” but for country, not class. National Leninism. Maybe a less clunky term would be National Socia…oh

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NewYorker .@BorowitzReport: Disturbed Man Gets Past White House Security, Gives Press Conference nyer.cm/QptN8XM pic.twitter.com/TfKBOlW1Vk

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I haven’t seen @GreenJ in his wedding gown, but I’m guessing it’s something in an empire line. twitter.com/MadeleineSeys/…

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csmcdaniel Scoop: Texas almost bought execution drugs from 5 guys in India who were accused of selling illegal party pills buzzfeed.com/chrismcdaniel/…

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johncarlbaker Worth reading the full @BulletinAtomic Doomsday Clock report - it does not mince words thebulletin.org/sites/default/… pic.twitter.com/fBd1qijnaK

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@twiddlekins @R_Chirgwin I know that State Dept infoec people could only persuade embassy IT to do things, not order them.

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@twiddlekins @R_Chirgwin US embassies and consulates operate independent and report to the ambassador, and IIRC they to the President. Oh.

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AustCyber Are you an Australian Cyber firm or specialist? Planning on Blackhat/Defcon this year? Come with us - more info bit.ly/2jYNEcW

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bmkibler Trump wants to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants. This is literally something Nazis did to Jews..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GB

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Why? He’s already got Soapy.

(I suppose some people might get then joke. It’s a literary reference.) twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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glengyron Jack Tapper will fall down some stairs.

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Of course the FOI circus ain’t over until the photocopier sings. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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alplicable It’s gone now but someone had edited the Wikipedia page for invertebrates to include Paul Ryan 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Oe7qOSp027

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@R_Chirgwin My experience with the US Consulate in Sydney is that they do actually understand Australian irony.

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Also wondering whether it was a wise move using a school-shooting mass murderer as my avatar before my US visa is renewed.

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Wondering whether I should try doing something constructive today.

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_robcorr “I didn’t serve in World War I,” Barnaby slurred. “I demand an end to Anzac Day. This black armband view of history..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wT

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developerjack I have a morbid fascination with badly written PHP in places where it probably should not go. twitter.com/antonioperic/s…

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DustinSlaughter Girl climbing down:”My mom just called. I’m on the news. I’m fucked.” pic.twitter.com/7fgm8DET9i

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@DrJJoyner Nods. And yet if anyone can afford to build greater numbers of more specialised ships/aircraft it’s the US. I’d have thought.

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scottamcintyre What if N9Y25AH7 is actually the chemical composition of Trump? Perhaps AH is an .

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@DrJJoyner So were ours, but yeah better value for money. Are the USN’s Littoral Combat Ships still rubbish?

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@DrJJoyner Heh! Well that’s a cute though.

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@DrJJoyner Yes indeed. To all of that. Though it must piss off the US a bit that we buy our LHDs from Spain?

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@DrJJoyner I know, I know. Even apart from the treaty, our leaders crave the ego-boost that comes with it.

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@DrJJoyner That’s embarrassing. AU army officers are mean to be the mavericks. Where’s Kilcullen when you need him? ;)

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If you’re sick of reading about how terrible 2017 is, read this excellent piece about how terrible 1972 was. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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ericgeller .@pewresearch has a huge new report on Americans and cybersecurity. Covers behavior, policy views, breach awareness..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sD

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@DrJJoyner We already have RAAF AP-3C Orions doing freedom of navigation flights over the South China Sea. It’s on.

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@DrJJoyner I was hoping you wouldn’t remember that. Anyway, if you want advice on running concentration camps we’re your people. [Crying.]

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chrislhayes A contact sends along a picture of a bookcase in what’s called the Old State Department Library in the EEOB. It’s t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…u1

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thegrugq_ebooks That’ll fix the fucking gifs

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jesseproudman Sums this up well. pic.twitter.com/73OzagF6xb

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@DrJJoyner You guys are so fucked. Bon chance, monsieur.

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HoumanBarekat je suis n9y25ah7

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DrJJoyner “It’s the single biggest simultaneous departure of institutional memory that anyone can remember”

Yay twitter.com/TheAlexKnapp/s…

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NeilMcMahon One reason to look forward to a Trump/May presser: someone in Brit press pack will ask POTUS if he’s mentally impaired and also about pee.

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@dobes And hasn’t it been a winner.

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Ah, Bananaby’s career in one sentence: “I didn’t do it.” twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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zellieimani Let me know when this happens. twitter.com/evan_mcmullin/…

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How would we ever communicate if no-one had invented the animated GIF?

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darrenpauli I 🤖 AM 🤖 NOT 🤖 A 🤖 ROBOT pic.twitter.com/yVYApsjJ5H

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Friday. Wholemeal or multigrain? Friday.

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