Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 31st, 2017

While this is a poignant story (and well put) I’m not sure replying to a tweet from five years ago will have much i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rp

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gths Somewhere in Moscow, an FSB operative is listening to Trump take a dump.

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OK, I’m back at @bunjaree and about to collapse. Just a few more minutes…

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Mists in Katoomba in January. Look I’m sure that’s nothing to worry about. pic.twitter.com/3pJ3HMzEGM

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@kcarruthers @HistoryHit @WW2History Look, stop the fangirling, and I’ll stop the fanboying, and we’ll just listen, OK?

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Look I’m going to retweet this again because it’s just so perfect. twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…

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@JohnBirmingham @R_Chirgwin Fairfax softcocks. Meh. We have Alien Side Boob, and we are sated. Mostly.

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@dmeeze Jesus Christ no. At least One Nation’s platform was an attempt at human language. EOs are written in legislative process English*.

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There’s something quite satisfying about retweeting a @BuzzFeedOzPol tweet because you saw @johnmcternan tweet it…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iA

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BuzzFeedOzPol relatable pic.twitter.com/AjjviBrn2Z

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@kcarruthers The one good side of having to take work slowly for health reasons is catching up on @thehistoryguy’s work.

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So yeah, @kcarruthers, the excellent @HistoryHit podcast with @WW2History explores how a fringe party took power. historyhitpodcast.com/laurence-rees-…

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@DrSallyCockburn Nah they’re inconsistent too. So there goes my sexism theory.

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@kcarruthers Well I even know that bit. I was plugging @thehistoryguy’s recent podcast on this. Hang on, I’ll grab the URL.

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@DrSallyCockburn @bigbadave This works with men too. I usually need to get an L t-shirt in AU, alas, but in the US I get an M.

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@Gin_ev_ra @DrSallyCockburn Aha! I should’ve known you’d be across this.

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My batteries are running out, so it’ll be ONE more, and not two as @jturner_ibrs suggested.

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jrhennessy *italian chef kissy fingers* pic.twitter.com/DdtYeGkjIc

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Easy. Science is a boy thing. Dress and shoe sizes are a girl thing. twitter.com/DrSallyCockbur…

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One more before heading home? Y/N

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@timpoliti I know. I like to live dangerously.

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@JaneCaro @abcnewsPerth Now Jane, you surely aren’t saying that you don’t find that man H-O-T? I know I do.

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thegrugq I gotta say, if you’re a nation state actor and you aren’t using ransomware as a cover for operations, you’re faili..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…C2

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@aimee_maree @kcarruthers Oh, I had to dig out your tweet. I have the word ass*nge on permanent mute.

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@ApostrophePong @RichardBarrow @Colvinius Oh God don’t cuddle them! I admire them, their indifference, their… zen. They are what they are.

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Note that both @kcarruthers and I called the US election for Trump back around November 2015.

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Yeah look @kcarruthers and I said it before, but I’ll say it again. Don’t write of PHON (One Nation) as a funny blip. Be afraid.

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@ApostrophePong @RichardBarrow @Colvinius For sure! I admire the motorcy’s skills. But I also like to soi dogs, for some reason.

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@ApostrophePong @RichardBarrow @Colvinius I don’t know how motorcycles can use footpaths anyway. There’s always a sleeping dog in the way.

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ScottyBauer1 Anyone know what these “back_door” strings mean in the Google Pixel Modem? Anyone want to leak me some Modem source? pic.twitter.com/lGitNagCXX

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UNTRESOR Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it’s that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs.

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Would you care to comment, @ApostrophePong? (Speaking as you do on behalf of every Thai.) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Hah! I was in Bangkok when they rolled out the first signalled pedestrian crossing. Nearly got killed…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Uf

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@cxi Thanks. As as random travels is your wont, you too.

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Seriously, read this from @JananGanesh. It’a a seriously sharp piece of analysis. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@cxi This is probably a good move. It’s depressing enough from this side of the planet. (Tho I’ll be in SFO 12-19 Feb if all goes to plan.)

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@cxi Anyway, good luck to you and everyone in The America.

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franksting How many Executive orders has President Breitbert issued today?

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@cxi Hahahaha! I forgot that you’re actually in Portland. I just picked a city.

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@cxi My pleasure. In this part of the world I’m considered an expert in adding “cyber” to every possible word.

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Yes you can. If you’re a professional, that is. twitter.com/cxi/status/826…

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cxi Porn gives people an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

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@JohnBirmingham @R_Chirgwin I can go with that. Also, loving your work in Alien Side Boob.

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Either way, it’ll be streamed live from 2100 AEDT at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and then podcastified in the usual places.

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I think my plan for “The 9pm Edict” on Thu night is to open a bottle of gin and just list everything that’s happened in the last 10 days.

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NoahShachtman DOD better hope to freakin’ God that roster never gets hacked. It becomes an ISIS kill list if it does. twitter.com/wjhenn/status/…

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blowdart Firewalls will protect us. pic.twitter.com/m6QmBVOqpi

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arieldora Dear [EDITOR], unfortunately my referee report for [JOURNAL] is late because I have recently had to start regularly protesting fascism…

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@R_Chirgwin It’s OK. With @JohnBirmingham one falls into and out of favour in seconds. Fickle is the word, I think.

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@R_Chirgwin @JohnBirmingham Well that’s what you get for pinning your hopes on a failing writer on a failing masthead. Sad!!!

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duckoftheday 23 Jan 2017 pic.twitter.com/acrHts4EKU

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@paulwallbank No, it’s a culture thing. Science and technology are only incidental to gaming. They just forget the new media forms.

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@R_Chirgwin @purserj @joshgnosis That said, I like receiving invites from new PR people and responding “Oh, I thought I was blacklisted.”

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lottelydia As a historian, I would like to say: THIS IS TERRIBLE ADVICE. My evidence is: ALL OF HISTORY. twitter.com/kurteichenwald…

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@NuclearAnthro @munin Well your Larry the Thermal Pulse Llama is trumped by Pierre the Celebrity Llama. pic.twitter.com/D94tWRxxKT

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OK, I’m conceding that Brexit is in the same ballpark. Ask me again in two or three weeks.

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You’re right. Outside UK/EU or the business press, we were seeing Brexit as an amusing spectator sport. We are idio..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…RJ

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@cthon1c Ah. Yes. And that was 2001. The Iraq War was the “response” in 2003. I reckon we’re starting to identify the landmark events.

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@steampowerednet I’m glad to say I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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@R_Chirgwin @Gatorau No. Most people don’t have immediate access to feathers. Photos, maybe. If you give them the photos.

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@voltagex There is. But can I be bothered?

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OK look I don’t know what I’m talking about. I’ll quietly read you replies until I have something coherent to say.

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Germanwings certainly evolved fast, but it really only affected the people, um, affected. We didn’t see constitutio..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…od

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The Paris attacks? This is where I wish I’d clarified my metric. twitter.com/voltagex/statu…

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That and the fact that my computer and phone got stolen in a dodgy-feeling theft and my garbage was stolen.

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My personal memories of the 2003 Iraq War are coloured by the fact I was doing daily updates for an energy risk new..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6n

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Not Brexit, from memory. The lead-in was slow, and then after the vote the politics was quick but kinda obvious. Do..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qm

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Nah, Fukushima was a straightforward disaster yarn, and the political angle only unfolded over months. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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The last time I remember news breaking and shifting and re-breaking this fast was the invasion of Iraq in 2003. Anything really since?

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@joshgnosis @russellmahoney @purserj There is that. However it’s covered, it has to start by repeating their framing.

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ProfMESmith Breaking: Trump fires entire US Department of Defense. twitter.com/sjasmith/statu…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Mon: “Singapore business cyber confidence is probably cyber delusion” zdnet.com/article/singap…

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“Trump shuts down borders and Turnbull sits right on the fence”, writes @JohnBirmingham brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/blunt-…

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eSafetyOffice Save the date! Only 1 week until . Get involved in the activities esafety.gov.au/SID2017 pic.twitter.com/plcsgXQ2vg

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DPJHodges Could those people saying “Trump can’t be a fascist, he’s been elected” please read a little history.

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@joshgnosis @purserj I get the feeling most PR / lobbying types don’t realise how good journalists (and spooks) get at this stuff.

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@troyhunt @voltagex Eventually this will just be sending the message “You have been pwned” to every email address on the planet.

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matthew_d_green I’ve read technical manuals with more content than this IBM statement. pic.twitter.com/lhefRZWxxi

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louisgray Dear Tech CEOs:

I don’t want to hear about material and economic impact to your businesses of a refugee ban. Say it is morally wrong.

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twholman Made a programming sim, so everyone can play along at home! - codepen.io/tholman/full/Y… pic.twitter.com/eLfbsXAiY0

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@stufromoz @NewtonMark How soon they forget the man in the embassy…

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CasparLS “It’s as if history is being collapsed into a black hole & everything is happening faster than the speed of light.” theguardian.com/us-news/2017/j…

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@Aiannucci This is all moving so fast you presumably won’t even have time to satirise it? Where does this leave you?

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Aiannucci Blimey, it took Nixon six years in the Whitehouse to get to that stage. He was gone not long after. twitter.com/newyorker/stat…

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I’ll be ba down in Sydney for a bunch of tomorrow (Wednesday), so is there anyone I need to catch up with?

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@vealmince The blackboard of craft beers here has SO many of them mentioning “loads of hops”. Subtle as all not-fuck.

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“US military botches online fight against Islamic State” bigstory.ap.org/article/b3fd72… Just starting to read this. HT @intelwire.

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jpwarren Centrelink Fuzzy Matching Is Broken By Design buff.ly/2kORSRW

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MaxineWaters I’m leading my colleagues in a press conference tomorrow at 8:30 am (ET). We are taking on @POTUS ties to Russia! We have a bill

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_cingraham So, yeah. This tweet hasn’t aged well. twitter.com/_cingraham/sta…

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@sgh2512 Indeed. Whatever the show might be.

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Words from the Nixon White House Counsel, ladies and gentlemen. twitter.com/JohnWDean/stat…

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“For 40 Years, This Russian Family Was Cut Off From All Human Contact, Unaware of World War II” (Jan 2013) smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40…

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@NewtonMark Hah. Nah. ASD is already outsourcing routine sysadmin so their folks can concentrate on operational stuff.

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@GeorgeWHerbert @NuclearAnthro I’ve seen the Lockheed plant in Mountain View from the Caltrain as we rumbled past.

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@GeorgeWHerbert @NuclearAnthro Oh yes, a mate of mine who’s ex-RAAF intel visited the Nike base a while back and recommended it.

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@NewtonMark Heh. Wel, they’re on top of it as anyone can be, though my understanding is that AU punches well above its weight in this stuff.

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@NuclearAnthro @GeorgeWHerbert OK, Martin, in theory I fave a weekend free in SFO. What Cold War stuff can I see on a day trip or overnight?

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@NewtonMark Well that too, unless he has some discretion in allocations within existing budget totals? This is way outside my ken.

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@NewtonMark That would make sense. There’s certainly nothing especially controversial in there, but we know the US has “the best cybers”.

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@timpoliti No distaste. Or at least not any more. The language has evolved. And I use the word excessively mostly to piss people off.

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@NuclearAnthro Why am I not surprised that you have random bits of a nuclear weapon?

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@dobes @GordyPls That makes sense. In theory an EO can’t direct anything outside the law. Some presidents have had different view on this.

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@coreyscottallen No, that’s further down towards Sydney. But already I’ve said too much.

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@GordyPls Indeed. And this is working day number six for the Trump administration.

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@MikePresland @Susan_Hennessey That’s unfair. Whether or not his art is good is a question, sure, but he’s genuine in his motives AFAIK.

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@GordyPls I don’t know the answer, but a similar question applies to the first f ew weeks of Gough Whitlam as PM and his tiny cabinet.

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@NuclearAnthro Just looking at the Mark 17 Wikipedia page now… I assume it’s a gun design given the length?

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I’m at The Old City Bank, should anyone in the upper Blue Mountains care.

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I agree. There’s some wonderful photograph of Shot Simon. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@TristanRayner Oh the emergence of modern battle fleets before the First World War is fascinating. See you next month.

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Apparently this is (maybe) a draft of Trump’s Executive Order on Cyber Security, to be signed Tuesday US time. assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3424… (PDF)

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@TristanRayner Well, it would’ve burned a boatload of coal. Possible several.

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JohnBirmingham For a second I didn’t realise this was made up. twitter.com/thinkpiecebot/…

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@vealmince Heh. No, thank the gods. The review from highlandlad matches my feels. ratebeer.com/beer/katoomba-…

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American politics gets weirder by the minute. twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…

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@NewtonMark @oliyoung Hey hey hey look, I praised Google for their quick response on that occasion.

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And here’s more on the USN Great White Fleet, which circled the world 1907-1909. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Whi… pic.twitter.com/H6GRLr7ghj

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Here is said Great White Fleet American Pale Ale. ratebeer.com/beer/katoomba-…

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Susan_Hennessey Note that George W Bush now spends time painting portraits of service members harmed while carrying out his orders. pic.twitter.com/eEcqOvFC4m

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I have a beer, specifically a pint of the Katoomba Brewing Company’s Great White Fleet American Pale Ale.

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@seamus I think it was “existing on Twitter”, their random-unfollow bug bit, and I didn’t notice until recently.

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@oberonsghost Yep, and the main library workbench is just behind me there. The clouds are my view at work.

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Twitter keeps telling me I should follow @seamus but nah fuck that.

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GreatDismal Thing about the weaponization of incompetence is that we’re about to find out exactly how effective a tactic it is

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@oberonsghost I’ll send you a photo in a little bit.

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@jplonie @NewtonMark It’s email from me. Of course it’s important.

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@oliyoung @NewtonMark I tell you what, wiping out DNS records is always such a satisfying experience.

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I am not in the mood for reworking a bunch of SPF records. I may just throw myself off a ledge, and there’s a handy one just outside.

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@twiddlekins @dobes This is true, although as you know the topic isn’t new to either @FionaPattenMLC or myself.

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MarkDiStef :silently screams: twitter.com/AmyFeldtmann/s…

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glengyron So here’s Nixon’s attorney: twitter.com/johnwdean/stat…

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Look, @dobes, how come I get associated with teledildonics? @FionaPattenMLC is also to blame here. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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Ah excellent*. I have fucked up one of my domain’s SPF records. This explains why no-one has replied to those emails. Crying.

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TimWattsMP If anyone can find me a real life bar staff member in my electorate who will say this on video I’ll buy them a beer..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dA

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dobes Nauru will say whatever you want, just cut it a cheque. twitter.com/Bencjacobs/sta…

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AUSFestivus Someone should tell Trump that we have a great AG thats available at short notice.

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@doctormcdougall @johnb78 OK, OK, I’ve noted my possible error there.

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Or maybe more cocaine. I’m not sure about that bit.

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The in-breeding of the Trump administration is like a bad episode of “Rake” with nastier characters, less cocaine, and no Richard Roxburgh.

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samdastyari Dear conspiracy theorists. Piss off. I renounced my (birth) Iranian citizenship. Most can’t as expensive and difficult. I’ll stand with them

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GreenJ ‘aussie mum’ twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…

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May I recommend once more @theharryshearer’s “Nixon’s The One”, recreating conversations from the Nixon tapes. youtube.com/watch?v=f9HtoW…

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joshrogin That’s a long way from denying there’s a draft EO circulating. twitter.com/MaryEmilyOHara…

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WearyKatie Before any of you decide to punch a Nazi, stop and think about the harm you may be doing.
Keep your wrist straight..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…M3

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Separated at birth? (From an idea by @FrankThrings) pic.twitter.com/wlAub0ivhh

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The former President of Mexico continues to call it as he sees it. twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/…

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TimOBrien Can somebody call the White House and see what’s going on over there?: (202) 456-1414

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TrainLinkWest Sydney it is not only hot it is now windy. So pls, pretty pls carry water with you & if you feel unwell staff can a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bH

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gilbertjasono **set of The Apprentice**

TRUMP: You’re fired for years!
PRODUCER [rubbing temples]: That doesn’t…it doesn’t maketwitter.com/i/web/status/8…wQql

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SCMP_News 100 Chinese firms sponsor Times Square billboard wishing Trump a happy Lunar New Year buff.ly/2kNH0ni pic.twitter.com/kYozXU50wJ

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@ChazFH You can do better than that.

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TheFix The anonymous quotes about Reince Priebus in this piece are B-R-U-T-A-L.

washingtonpost.com/politics/from-…

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TeenVogue In a series of tweets, Ashton shut down the on behalf of his wife, actress Mila Kunis tnvge.co/HIdQZ1A

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dobes KPIs smashed! twitter.com/maura_healey/s…

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I don’t even own a tie. Or a suit.

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edatpost To review: Acting AG fired. House GOP staffers worked with transition w/o bosses knowing. And a bobcat is still on the loose in Washington.

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ChrisMurphyCT We refuse to back down. Joining @SenWarren @SenJeffMerkley @CoryBooker to hold the Senate floor tonite to protest . I speak at 10.

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“‘Wrinkled sack’ with huge mouth, no anus could be our oldest ancestor”, reports @abcnews ab.co/2jOQm1L pic.twitter.com/kbB6BO9WGK

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“Culleton asks High Court for stay on removal from Senate”, reports @abcnews.
ab.co/2jNnae7 pic.twitter.com/2WmbewtmSP

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mattdpearce This paragraph stopped me in my tracks. latimes.com/politics/la-na… pic.twitter.com/5cKHquJ5p8

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BenDohertyCorro US could resettle zero refugees from Manus and Nauru and still ‘honour’ deal theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Asking Turnbull to challenge Trump is like asking a bath plug to pilot a helicopter.

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dobes AMERICANS DO NOT READ THIS….

Everyone else, Trump cannot get FISA warrants, so let’s all pull a really big prank on the little man.

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MikeCalcagno Good for her. History will look much more kindly on “fired by Trump” than it will on “just following orders.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mC

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dobes Money line from NYT on Trump firing Yates.

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“The multinational company is in trouble”, writes @TheEconomist economist.com/news/leaders/2…

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SirFunktastic who knew trump was secretly envious of obama’s ability to confidently ascend/decend a flight of stairs pic.twitter.com/0SEetX7ZLI

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Olivianuzzi The White House claims Yates “betrayed the Department of Justice”: pic.twitter.com/DsKH2IKCW5

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dobes That didn’t take long. Trump is swift and vengeful. twitter.com/mattdpearce/st…

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Excellent business idea, though in the US it might have to be bourbon. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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“J Bishop [is} a human analogue fembot with X-ray laser eyes and the heart of a tape recorder,” says @JohnBirmingham brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/blunt-…

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GonzoHacker There is safety in insignificance

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Singapore business cyber confidence is probably cyber delusion” zdnet.com/article/singap…

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@SteveMolk True. Still, a shovel is handy in so many situations.

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Wouldn’t it be cheaper to use a shovel? twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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beardedstoner This is a full-blown Constitutional crisis. twitter.com/jslovegrove/st…

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Tue plan: Head to the library in Katoomba, where there is air conditioning; work on a SEKRIT project for the rest of the day. A simple plan.

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@Evuflow True, but clothing is a signal. Tribal affiliations. And now that I look closer, I agree re the shirt. And is that a cum stain?

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And… here comes the morning fatigue wave, right on schedule.

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benpauker Report: Steve Bannon is making sure there’s no White House/NSC paper trail, says intel source. foreignpolicy.com/2017/01/30/ste…

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umairh In the first week they came for the Muslims, in the second they came for the gays. If you can’t see where this is going, slap yourself

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@PeteLawler Ah. Yeah, that makes sense. Like the “not financial advice” disclaimers. But disappoint, obviously.

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dobes Interesting collection: Le Pen, Trumpo, and Dicky Dawkins. twitter.com/edbott/status/…

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umairh Is the US going to have protests all the time now over everything? Because that would be pretty great. twitter.com/democracynow/s…

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AndreaWoo Just wanted to point out that the White House press secretary now prints and holds up tweets the president has issu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1F

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SquigglyRick That face when you know where the secrets are buried pic.twitter.com/4gRCCV306k

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vicecanada Sean Spicer used the Quebec mosque attack to justify the Muslim ban. Yes, you read that correctly:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aM

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RandomReduX And like clockwork, the ‘Lone wolf’ phrasing twitter.com/DailyMail/stat…

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declanf We need some extras for the shoot of @ronnychieng: . Details in the picture… pic.twitter.com/8m03XivLZV

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@NicholasFryer @OaaSvc Are you floating your Modest Proposal again?

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MalwareJake Take note. The FVEY community doesn’t have a monopoly on cyber talent. Trade embargoes like this will impact our na..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ck

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Glenn_Kitson Hello and welcome to the Great British Cunt Off pic.twitter.com/TovhGwXPQz

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BennettArron I wonder if Donald Trump.will be the new Doctor. If so, I bet he couldn”t get the TARDIS past the 1940’s.

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That and the joint US-AU UFO base in the Blue Mountains. twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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I don’t know about the US, but in Australia it’s illegal to give migration advice unless you’re a licensed migratio..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hG

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dobes *extremely grandpa simpson*
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flamsmark “You illegally deported that man in violation of my order so you are going to go over there and GET HIM BACK.”
—LA.twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D6o

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For non-Australian readers, I should clarify that our Liberal Party is better described as a Tory party. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I know I’ll get grief for this, but surely through an Australian eye he looks like a Young Liberal. twitter.com/SuppressThis/s…

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phbarratt Is that a bankable document? Can you bank on a phone call from Joe about his recollection of a conversation he had? twitter.com/katinacurtis/s…

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snurb_dot_info A guide to the Geneva Convention for beginners, dummies and newly elected world leaders theconversation.com/a-guide-to-the…

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crikey_news Turnbull says he won’t comment on other countries’ domestic policies: here’s five times he thought it was fine buff.ly/2kNmnYj ($)

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Tommy_Dexter African Union criticizes US for taking ‘many of our people as slaves but not as refugees’

That is a huge mic drop

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I like the idea of a “philosophy clearinghouse”. We just used to call it a “bar”. twitter.com/costareports/s…

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TheBpDShow Alexandre Bissonnette. Suspect in the . Friends say he was a “pro-Trump conservative.” Fox News clai..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aV

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ASE Weird now that police here in Quebec confirm shooter is White young male with Supremacist views, the story DISSAPEARS from @BreitbartNews

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@ApostrophePong How many of the Seven Countries do you have projects in?

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I must say, I admire @RadioFreeTom’s stamina.

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RadioFreeTom Me: Good for the people of Boise.

You: I can’t believe you’re ignoring other protests

It’s never, never enough. twitter.com/donnacarrwest/…

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RadioFreeTom Do your own damn homework. Do something radical: Read a book. twitter.com/SpiderJeruslum…

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MrMStuchbery Today in news, we go live to Portland, Oregon… deathandtaxesmag.com/316801/trump-s…

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dobes That must be the one where he gets his tummy rubbed for being a good boy. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@ApostrophePong @scott_thewspot Well, until SCOTUS or the Senate start saying “No”.

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@TheRegister @twiddlekins An alternative advert in that it paints the company in a negative light, rather than positive.

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@ApostrophePong @scott_thewspot You’ve arrived in DC on working day six for the Trump administration. Much more fun to come.

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@ApostrophePong @scott_thewspot True. People gotta work, and now it’s headed into lawyer-land.

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@TheRegister @twiddlekins Or as we used to call it, “advertising”.

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riskybusiness OMFG. I really hope someone gets fired over this. @Nyotron security pitching “abortions for viruses”. twitter.com/benjammingh/st…

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TheRegister S’nice when El Reg is ahead of Oracle’s own staff on licensing changes. twitter.com/0x620x6d/statu…

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@NewtonMark How do you have an “abortion spree”? I know what the words mean, but I’m thinking logistically.

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NewtonMark How stupid is it to immediately blame Muslim terrorists FOR BLOWING UP A MOSQUE? littlegreenfootballs.com/article/46829_…

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Tue plan supplemental: The day will start slowly, because I feel dreadful, and my eyes haven’t started working properly yet.

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Tue plan, draft: Head to the library in Katoomba, where there is air conditioning; work on the SEKRIT project all day. A simple plan.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Singapore business cyber confidence is probably cyber delusion” zdnet.com/article/singap…

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IDS_not As PM says state visit will not be cancelled, the Queen prepares to meet President Trump. pic.twitter.com/O8Tur3pU51

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Tuesday. All the numbers are happy, except 3 and 47 and 1762. Tuesday.

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