Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 2nd, 2017

Folks, we’ve all done the quollity joke, then realised it’s not good quollity at all. Time to think of a new one.

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Well I trust that Mr @JohnBirmingham will take us to this wonderful reality. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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Tonight is the first time in nine days without nasty, nasty pain, merely a dull ache. It’s wonderful.

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Around 24 hours from now “The 9pm Edict” will (finally!) be recorded / streamed from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/. That’s 2100 AEDT Friday.

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This is a great little project providing some practical help for the asylum-seekers Australia mistreats. Please con..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…W7

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@scott_thewspot Perhaps, but they’re more a marsupial cat-oid than anything else.

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Now I don’t know a lot about anatomy, but I’d have figured..twitter.com/wwos/status/82…p4

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@nickzoic @SBSNews Goddamit, we can’t stop here. This is bat country.

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mckinnon_a Americans reacting to the Trump/Turnbull phonecall: m…my God. One of our closest allies, slandered. Disgraceful.
Australians: lol owned

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Tim_Beshara Bambi with a squirrel? 🙄 twitter.com/theprimewriter…

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EbonyMcKenna Decorative baubles. Free to good home. Pickup only, as postage is too expensive.
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Histreepix A Zeppelin is loaded with its traditional cargo of straw, aerosols, more straw, Zippos, kindling, and straw. 1915. pic.twitter.com/zlWBk1A1il

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Histreepix Want to feel old? This is what Bella, Edward and Jacob from ‘Twilight’ look like now. Hollywood, 2017. pic.twitter.com/XL4tM5H54S

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youngvulgarian Just received this email.

I, er, hm. pic.twitter.com/JsGSxaIpvR

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It’s not so much a honeymoon now, it’s more like three lines and a quick blow job in the casino bathrooms. twitter.com/ProfMESmith/st…

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“Biological bats”, because apparently @SBSNews has become aware of the other kind. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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JamesFallows I have met Turnbull (Aussie PM) many times. For demeanor, think: noblesse-oblige of GHW Bush, calm of Obama

Now DJ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lo

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jason_howerton Now rioters are destroying/looting Starbucks… a notoriously liberal corporation who just pledged to hire 10,000 r..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Dz

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Khanoisseur Kushner, man behind Trump’s key foreign policies, is $4 billion in debt to overseas creditors @DiederikKramers twitter.com/khanoisseur/st…

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WhimperNotABang Subsidizing 1 month of Melania Trump’s stay at Trump Tower = subsidizing 1 month of Section 8 housing for 30,000 families.

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jk_rowling Unless you’re actually a hooded chihuahua, I’m pretty sure I win on the ‘not hiding’ front. I quite like ‘old whore..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…g2

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MatthewKick Dear Australia:

You have our permission to let one of your dingoes eat our POTUS.

Love, America.

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VoiceOfThePhan Who wore it better? @IvankaTrump pic.twitter.com/I5ab22nLNx

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SBSComedy Turnbull Still Pretending To Be On Phone Call Hours After Trump Hung Up
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KingDavidsPen There are more black people in Beyonce than there are in Trump’s cabinet.

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Rashas_Mo Let’s hope he doesn’t say “OK Google” in his sleep… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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MelTankardReist My friend got this today from her 3 year old’s kindy. I told her to put in two slices of choc slice tomorrow and te..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oC

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AndyRileyish The left protest about Trump, but they’re strangely silent about King Raedwald’s invasion of Northumbria in AD 616

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DavidFutrelle Come on, who HASN’T founded a Fascism Forever club at an elite all boys prep school? twitter.com/BenjaminNorton…

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Hippopeteamus Because you all need cheering up. pic.twitter.com/uSWDv24Y1S

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rohan_p In lower house looks like will be Feb 7 (data breach) and Feb 9 (re-identification) (subjct to ctte report I assume) twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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TrumpDraws peenut pic.twitter.com/YSoZm83Wkf

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@kcarruthers @qz Not one our most difficult predictions.

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I am not surprised to see that the train is utterly overcrowded. I’ll have an icecream instead.

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If this next train looks crowded I’ll wait for the next one, I reckon. Here we go.

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There seems to be some upfuckage in the department. Running late, we’re told, and 4 cars instead of 8. Reconsidering.

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LeisureCoaster My Lil’ Guys new kindergarten teacher sent this gift home today. I think a small bottle of gin and a strip of Valiu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aP

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fakeedbutler SEVEN MINUTES pic.twitter.com/wDgocr3wEu

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MoAD_Canberra 1895 Queen Victoria approved legislation giving SA women the right to vote and stand for election..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rq

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Strathfield, waiting for the .

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jpbrammer Sean Spicer answers questions like I did in high school when the teacher would wake me up from my nap and ask me if..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…64

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fart oh nooo we’re not able to hear speak the guy who is almost exactly 1/4 as popular as a review of a pizza hut promot..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TI

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Are we still alive?

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JustinWolfers The real upshot of the Australia-US debacle is that any engagement with Trump exposes a leader to risk of ridicule & domestic political pain

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4_martinis @msmithedinburgh @stilgherrian “I will study this dumb deal” = pic.twitter.com/dSagNdxwnK

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pourmecoffee I’ll leave you with this tonight: David Duke celebrating President Donald Trump picking a fight with Australia on D..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…I8

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The Trump administration has more leaks than the Cronulla Sharks locker room.

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benliebmann Before we say things we regret (probably too late), can we confirm @realDonaldTrump knew he was talking to Australi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8c

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jplonie I think sending Brandis to Washington would be a grand* idea

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msmithedinburgh Tomorrow’s State Dept briefing to pic.twitter.com/ICrLNBFUmW

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“Telstra: Some SMS messages ‘incorrectly delivered’ after exchange fire”, writes @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/telstr… How does this work?

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cuntofamood @MikeCarlton01 @PhillipAdams_1 Looking forward to Gollum’s column stating how none of the would’ve happened if the Mad Monk was still PM

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JesseLehrich 12 days in:
– escalation w/ Iran
– botched raid in Yemen
– fight w/ Australia
– silence on Ukraine
– ‘threat’ to the EU
– invading Mexico?

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joshgnosis Q: do you find Trump difficult to deal with?
PM : I’ve enjoyed my dealings with Trump. We have had very frank, very forthright discussions

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BlogsofWar It won’t cease but it will slow - perhaps to a crawl. Unsure how alienating allies and ignoring hostile actions by..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fB

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MollyMcGlew TRENDWATCH 2017 pic.twitter.com/N6a38I0J4o

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Are we all having fun yet?

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I need to take a shower. If someone kicks off WWIII can you SMS me a warning… oh wait.

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GuardianAus “Well, that is his tweet” – Turnbull on Trump: a summartheguardian.com/australia-news…Ypic.twitter.com/dX2ZxqfVpBpB

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@munin Apparently @dobes can’t see your tweets.

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parisbcowan Please please someone tell me they got n00ds in the Telstra SMS switcheroo

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TrumpDraws mickee mouse pic.twitter.com/y9AHeMoSwd

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GreenJ problem is there’s a certain lack of moral authority when we’re just trying to duck shove our self-created refugee problem no?

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BernardKeane This looks even more relevant now than two days ago. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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a_r_riddell From unkn number, @Telstra outage causing some curious crossed wires. I hope this person gets the trifle they crave..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…EY

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Telstra Due to today’s incident, it’s possible some SMS messages were incorrectly delivered. All messages will be held while we resolve the issue.

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BetootaAdvocate Historic phone call between @realDonaldTrump and @TurnbullMalcolm cut short by @Telstra outage…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cK

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James_Jeffrey Inevitably, on the @australian’s 404 page pic.twitter.com/46aj0qUru0

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James_Jeffrey Following the Turnbull tweak, may I now present @realDonaldTrump in his @australian 404 debut? pic.twitter.com/NrKBt6K5HW

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@munin Thanks. I’d missed that astute observation from @dobes, with whom I share a “special relationship”. But he was the first to hang up.

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dobes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

$10 this is actually what happened in his head twitter.com/jlwoj/status/8…

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joshgnosis The PM is essentially saying don’t trust what Trump tweets, just what the administration says. Kind of like the ban/not-a-ban thing.

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deptofaustralia Please don’t grab Australia’s pussy. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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CandiceWyatt10 The PM has just told @BenFordham, Trump and/or his office have confirmed 3 times the refugee deal with Oz is proceeding.. @tennewsmelb

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GreenJ trump says the deal is rubbish, but we should concentrate on who hung up first.

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joshgnosis Turnbull says it was a very courteous call With Trump. Repeats that Trump didn’t hang up on him.

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michaelhayes So, Reddit banned r/altright pic.twitter.com/feTG6YFcU3

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joshgnosis Another one of those days where @deptofaustralia is sorely, sorely missed.

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@munin I think we have some sort of treaty with Indonesia about that, the answer being a distinct “No”.

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Hah! Today at 1800 AEDT, @CISOZ is livestreaming a discussion “Trump in OZ! Could ‘The Donald’ Happen Here?” from..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mo

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snurb_dot_info Woohoo, Malcolm Turnbull made it into Der Spiegel ! Oh, wait… twitter.com/DerSPIEGEL/sta…

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Rashidajourno Statement from the US embassy in Canberra on Trump tweet @AAPNewswire pic.twitter.com/bXAGKZWEGT

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MarkDiStef I don’t want to alarm anyone, but one of the best early moves in Risk is to take control of Australia.

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@davispg It’s certainly starting to feel that way.

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SenatorLudlam .@TurnbullMalcolm how’s that working out?

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@nehadk @Asher_Wolf I think once a man reaches a certain age it’s compulsory do to dad jokes, regardless of reproductive achievements.

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@munin He seems to be good at that.

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Of course it’ll be a spill if they use a fork. They should use a spoon. @nehadk @Asher_Wolf twitter.com/nehadk/status/…

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It appears that “The 9pm Edict” will be able to explore the “special relationship” between AU and US.

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Thu plan, corollary: “The 9pm Edict” will not be recorded/streamed tonight, but tomorrow (Friday) night at 2100 AEDT. It’ll be better then.

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BernardKeane Fascinating to watch the government’s efforts to spin the @washingtonpost report as Turnbull “standing up” to Trump collapsing in a heap

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NuclearAnthro I like to comfort myself by going through the false alarms & close encounters of the Cold War, asking myself: what..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lM

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Thu plan, finally: Rejoice in the reduction of pain, sympathise with those whose pain remains; noodles; evening train to Wentworth Falls.

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TrumpDraws train pic.twitter.com/D7e3Wpwxd0

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drearyclocks Australia’s special relationship with the US is now defined by how quickly it was thrown under the bus.

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@munin Whatever he did, it was probably deserved.

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@iain_chalmers Oh this is reassuring stuff. I’ll consider my options tomorrow.

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HELLO EVERYONE IT’S THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY WELL IT WAS EARLIER TOO BUT NOW I’M PART OF IT HURRAH.

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Thursday. Have you counted them? Because I’m not sure that they’re all there any more. Thursday.

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