Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 5th, 2017

mattround It’s those MANLY SNACKS for MANLY MUSCLY SOLDIER MEN again pic.twitter.com/KvgO7S8Ii6

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MagicRealismBot A travel agent is found murdered in a hospital. Beside her is a clown and a dead owl. Can you explain what happened?

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@davispg Yeah maybe I should be more careful.

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Prime Minister Dutton.

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@_midofo_ @JohnDonoghue64 Probably not, unless he rolls in the dog poo.

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itsgreateu 🇩🇪 German is the most beautiful language. Everyone copies it. Austrians failed. Swiss failed. They sound like they are choking on dry bread.

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@_midofo_ @JohnDonoghue64 Have you ever licked a dog? It’s not a fabulous experience.

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brodielancaster Anyone who looks at this in the mirror everyday and thinks “I am an example of the superior race” should be teachin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rs

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Oh was President Trumble on the television earlier, with Mr Oakes? So how did that go?

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CORRECTED: It’s actually “only” 27C in the upper Blue Mountains at 2215. I had the wrong data loaded. Even so.

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PissPigGranddad Love my job at the Soros factory mailing Jewish gold to primitive anarchists in St. Louis

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OmarJadwat We have a winner pic.twitter.com/oM5WKh7VCI

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smurray38 For some reason, a UK telecom provider has used a photo of @samdastyari when YL President for a customer endorsemen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lG

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TrojanWarPod Map showing the homeland of EVERY character in Homer’s Iliad. Listen to their stories at trojanwarpodcast.com pic.twitter.com/BMuAXPpUI7

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There. That’s enough to be getting on with.

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“Customer service via the gig economy is a hot mess. Here’s how and why.” (31 Jan) diginomica.com/2017/01/31/muc…

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“What went wrong in the deadly raid on al-Qaida in Yemen?” (2 Feb) pbs.org/newshour/bb/we…

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“How The New York Times plans to get Australia “into the bloodstream” of its coverage of global events” niemanlab.org/2017/01/how-th…

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“A guide to the Geneva Convention for beginners, dummies and newly elected world leaders” (31 Jan) theconversation.com/a-guide-to-the…

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“Thailand separates LGBT inmates, considers segregated prison” (29 Jan) washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pac…

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New Pew Research: “Americans and Cybersecurity’ (26 Jan) pewinternet.org/2017/01/26/ame…

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OK, time to clear some browser tabs. Here we go…

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“Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer SNL 2/4/17” youtube.com/watch?v=HVOw-y…

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HEY EVERYONE DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THREE YEARS LOOKING AT RAT SHIT IN NEW ZEALAND THEN THIS IS THE JOB FOR YOU. twitter.com/LCR_LTEL/statu…

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I posted a bunch of stuff today, and they’re listed in this thread, but “The 9pm Edict” podcast is the most importa..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…No

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There is much to recommend in this tweet. twitter.com/jodiem/status/…

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@SMinney @anusha_srini Thanks. I think I’m OK now, but I’ll keep you in reserve.

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thegrugq_ebooks how to plan a terrorist attack is nothing new, but it might become more common.

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@SMinney It’s at 0900, and for perhaps two hours — I can’t remember how long it took last time — but I think I have it solved. I think.

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AGOWA Trump Administration’s request for immediate administrative stay DENIED. pic.twitter.com/R3tTRPyv3U

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GrrlGhost You throw the whole man in the bin and you start again. pic.twitter.com/jCfoKLrRyf

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@kheitman_au Well played. I think. Is that well played?

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@skwashd By that time of the morning, very few.

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@co2ppm This works for me, thank you.

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@awakening_heart Alas, they won’t be open early enough, but thanks, I’ll remember them for the future.

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@staticsan Thanks. I should be able to sort something closer, but I’ll certainly let you know.

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Is there someone with an office near Martin Place, Sydney, where I can leave my backpack while I visit the US Consulate on Monday morning?

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ZacDavies Do you really want to train your dog to bite that shape… pic.twitter.com/z9P3nDyHWz

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illywhacker_ Life cannot get any worse. pic.twitter.com/uQtE8r5Y2L

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liamoryan comedian (offstage): “my job? I speak truth to power and hold a mirror up to society”

comedian(onstage): “my barista’s haircut is annoying”

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 349: Real work begins, travel looms near” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/34… Covers 30 Jan to 5 Fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…du

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GreenJ Damn. Why didn’t someone say? twitter.com/faaitthhhhh/st…

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ebonstorm At $400,000 a day, it’ll cost the nation $548,000,000 to keep Melania Trump in New York City for four years…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SQ

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TrumpDraws spongebob pic.twitter.com/j14QpJSUNT

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Stevenwhirsch99 This is the February cover of Village magazine. If this were Obama instead of Trump and the author conservative, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lm

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GreenJ Of course it is. Who won the damn civil way anyway? twitter.com/tpm/status/827…

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If you missed the original post at my own website, here are the details. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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mattblaze Trust me, if there’s were an international conspiracy of scientists, it would involve underground lairs and death rays, not climate data.

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@Nicname4 Fine plan, well executed. 4.5 stars.

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NuclearAnthro Strike first, by surprise, with overwhelming force & in such a way as to preclude or reduce a damaging response…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4N

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@DrRhysPockett The Internet of Trees is struggling, but then I don’t think the problem is our end.

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@timpoliti I was thinking that, and then remembered that I’m the sort of person who goes into the burning building.

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Agreed. But I encountered Chomsky as an important guy in both linguistics and computing science. He should’ve stopp..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ix

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@jeffsonstein I shall. Actually the US Consulate in Sydney understand the Australian sense of humour, or at least that did last time.

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The uploads are at 27%. It’s much slower than usual, probably thanks to people on 4G in the highway traffic jam are clogging the backhaul.

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@jeffsonstein Anyway, I still have to be permitted to re-enter The America. That’s on tomorrow’s agenda.

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@jeffsonstein The dynamics are a bit different. We’ll see.

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@jeffsonstein Actually, if I’m going to be anywhere during the genera strike, SFO is probably it. Or maybe across in Berkley or Oakland.

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MalwareJake I for one can’t sleep tonight knowing that this tiny terrorist will be allowed into the US without extreme vetting…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nr

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JamesGleick “His masturbatory reveries” is a not a term I recall from NYT coverage of earlier U.S. Presidents. @FrankBruni
nytimes.com/2017/02/04/opi…

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Uploading this podcast to the other sites is taking farkin’ forever. Thank you, President Trumble.

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New blog post (late): “Weekly Wrap 348: And the words return…stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/34…Hf Covers 23 to 29 Janpic.twitter.com/Yc56nBgxIiIi

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New blog post (late): “Weekly Wrap 347: It begins with roadkill, and continues” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/34… Covers 16 t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5O

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New blog post (late): “Weekly Wrap 346: Sliding into 2017, finally” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/34… Covers 9 to 15 Jan. pic.twitter.com/qEXThyk7O2

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PeteDotAscian @Chief_Tatanka @stilgherrian Britain prior to illegal immigration by the Normans. pic.twitter.com/r9z0bTVC1F

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PaulBongiorno “Clean coal” is a cynical lie that does not fool energy companies, banks or investors, just the dumb right.

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My photo “Canberra, with chemtrails” has been added to the gallery “Australia under SRM attack!”, which pleases me. pic.twitter.com/6O6Rl2WNHn

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@reselsnark It is, but because the rules don’t quite match what many freelances do, some federal admin order says w..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NZ

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FiveFrogsBlog These people do not understand what punk was twitter.com/CarlBeijer/sta…

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@reselsnark Well, I’m heading down to the US Consulate on Monday morning. We’ll see if I pass the first hurdle then.

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Chief_Tatanka *

NORTH AMERICA PRIOR TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

*
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@R_Chirgwin Yeah they’re a bit out of practice. I suppose it’ll be fun being there, for some value of fun.

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benpobjie Trump is such an SJW

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thegrugq_ebooks And it is a problem.

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6thgrade4ever sean spicer always sounds like he’s explaining to kids he invited over why his house doesn’t have the trampoline he’s always taking about

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Oh FFS I’m going to be in The America when this supposed general strike will be happening.

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JazzTwemlow Ok, I’m confused. The actual Nazis are calling feminists “feminazis”. Who isn’t a Nazi? Can you just raise your hand? No… not like that.

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Sun plan: Clean up podcast and upload; blog posts; certain urgent administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia. Travel in heat now avoided.

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kcarruthers Worth RTing twitter.com/hcjewell/statu…

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Looks like @realDonaldTrump is trying to top @TonyAbbottMHR’s “Goodies and Baddies” foreign policy. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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jswatz The Economist, holy cow, guys pic.twitter.com/0yPiLiqru5

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benpobjie Slathered herself in Nutella twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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@mxyzplx @Tim_Beshara It’s worth a go. People usually survive, mostly.

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@MoaniePandium Thanks for the heads-up. I’ll check them out.

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IntheNow_tweet Need a break from politics? pic.twitter.com/QdF0FgwMCB

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@mxyzplx That’s why we’re tough people. @Tim_Beshara knows the dangers of drop bears first hand. He barely survived.

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@mxyzplx @Tim_Beshara Australian politics can be so confusing, I know.

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If I worked in PMO I’d now be answering the phone “President Trumble’s office”. But then that’s me.

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@mxyzplx @Tim_Beshara Yeah I dunno about that. We’re all pretty sure it’s T-R-U-M-B-L-E.

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neighbour_s A new poll says 40% of Americans want Trump impeached. How long will his presidency last? Monday pic.twitter.com/b7Pll3IKWT

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Tim_Beshara How hard is it to spell

T - R - U - M - B - L - E ? pic.twitter.com/fIWRIrF12e

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TrumpDraws donkey pic.twitter.com/rJWjLNJxk8

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thegrugq_ebooks TLS and SSH solve the Sunni problem.

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Can I be bothered?

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ObsoleteDogma The worst take of 2016 pic.twitter.com/XhU28CxCcd

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TechnicallyRon “So Kellyanne, what are Trumps new policies?”
“Dogs can talk”
“what”
“The moon is a lie”
“Mrs Conway”
“Most Giraffes are terrorists”

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I’d always imagined it to be bigger and mostly, you know, outside. twitter.com/BeeThreeAre/st…

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Yeah, but he’s an undocumented alien, he would say that. twitter.com/danversj/statu…

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jk_rowling Two and a half out of six. pic.twitter.com/ZemXVFM5Rj

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I’d always wondered what they ate at those schools. Now they’ll have to find something else. twitter.com/HarunMaruf/sta…

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@jperlow And I assume he’s a Republican, which may help.

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Sun plan, draft: Clean up podcast and upload; Sunday lunch; blog posts; certain urgent administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia.

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@davispg @JohnBirmingham Gosh. I suspect I’d be terrible in a rap battle. I get the impression John writes faster than I do.

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If you’d like to support “The 9pm Edict” please go to stilgherrian.com/tip/ and throw in some dollars. Do it. Baby Jesus will love you.

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stilgherrian If you missed it, the rough recording of “The 9pm Edict” is already up at spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… Better recording up Sunday night.

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But he doesn’t seem to have a name..twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…uh

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Sunday. They have become concerned about your lack of progress. Your attitudes are not helping. Sunday.

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SkinnerPm I don’t even pretend anymore to know what this cat is doing. And a good morning to you all… pic.twitter.com/I7dHC0Men9

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brucerossbrc Imagine Trump trying to write Mein Kampf?
You’d only have to turn the page once twitter.com/MGliksmanMDPhD…

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jeffsonstein “this is what democracy looks like…” twitter.com/thepedant_/sta…

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@futureidentity @ResignInShame @mpesce That could take some time. So many colours to choose from !

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If you missed it earlier, “The 9pm End of the World, Probably” spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… Podcast proper starts at 9m 02s.

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TheOnion Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away trib.al/QVyj9Ce pic.twitter.com/sH9MBe3Jwf

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ThomasErdbrink All airlines now flying Iranians to the US, following court order against Trump ban. Window might close in some days. Airline rep: “Go now.”

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JoeTrippi “so-called judge” twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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thegrugq_ebooks I don’t care about cyber.

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StuartBonar This isn’t footage shot from a ferry. It’s from a train passing through . pic.twitter.com/z6NcYKEf7F

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@JonoH I think I’ve caught what I need to. Email is obviously the key one, and that’s looking OK.

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