
Atom_Murray Jeff Sessions looks like a child that got turned into an old man for stealing a pie from a witch’s window sill. pic.twitter.com/NxNQZURRjk
AsiaMTI New & Improved Island Tracker - China, Taiwan, and Vietnam reclamation in Spratly Islands, #SouthChinaSea…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xc
I think it’s time to retweet this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@dmeeze Oh that’s glorious. I especially like to second level of escaping.
@Fem_Kat Oh some organisations have no problem.
@DharmaBray @SnarkyPlatypus Except @cher looks better than me, mostly. I have my moments.
@DharmaBray @SnarkyPlatypus @cher Exactly that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_l…
@SnarkyPlatypus It just means I need a human supervisor to override the mismatch.
@SnarkyPlatypus To be more accurate. the airline correctly scans the passport details, but that does’t match the ticketing system.
QPSmedia It’s so hot in #Birdsville that our officer could fry an egg on the bonnet of his police vehicle parked on Big Red!..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Cv
Sigh. Of course I can’t check in online, because the airline’s mononym workaround doesn’t match DFAT’s. [Adds an hour to airport time.]
@paulkidd @MagicRealismBot I think that’s entirely possible.
MagicRealismBot A child becomes rich by selling the universe.
This is the only sensible response, the only thing that will work. twitter.com/4_martinis/sta…
Correct. twitter.com/SofieHagen/sta…

bitsofpluto A bit of Pluto pic.twitter.com/dOUJKMLNpC
Re-plug: I discussed some of these things on “The 9pm End of the World, Probably” twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Listening to @onthemedia’s second podcast for the week, “See You In Court” wnyc.org/story/on-the-m… Also not reassuring.
As those last three retweets show, I’ve been warning about this some time.
stilgherrian That’ll teach ‘em not to build wind turbines ever again. twitter.com/SPACEdotcom/st…
stilgherrian Seriously, Australians, you need to watch this video. Wind turbines can only be the beginning. youtube.com/watch?v=_c6Hsi…

stilgherrian Operator error makes visible the normally-invisible gas that causes wind turbine syndrome. pic.twitter.com/ZP2scmQ1fl
aggerchez This is extremely important commentary re: Aus-US relations.
H/T to @stilgherrian for this. twitter.com/ABCNews24/stat…
Now this growth prediction for Vietnam’s economy is fascinating. And I’m in Ho Cho Minh City two week from today. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…
@twiddlekins That’s terrible.
We didn’t have this sort of weather before we had wind farms. twitter.com/PointZeroOne/s…
Not impressed. I do not approve of this weather. I call for a Royal Commission.
Humph.

RowanKaiser holy shitsnacks that’s an opener. theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-s… pic.twitter.com/1ZUm5NCLe0
EmperorNorton Saw this:. SCROTUS — So called ruler of the United States .@realDonaldTrump
SydneyTom_ How do you say that in German? twitter.com/AnandWrites/st…

JohnnyMcNulty TFW it’s finally your stop after you accidentally struck up a conversation with a crazy person on the subway. pic.twitter.com/tgqLPZMG8B

LibyaLiberty What does a white guy have to do to get called a terrorist in this town. pic.twitter.com/86888lebc0
SopanDeb “5th Canadian reports being denied entry to U.S. after questions about Moroccan roots, Muslim faith”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…VS
wolfcat Records #HeatWave is going to break occurred during El Niños, there is not one happening now, this is the new norma..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zH
Listening to @onthemedia’s “What We Know About the Border” wnyc.org/story/what-we-… It isn’t exactly reassuring.
Hey America, we can help you with that. Much love. Australia. twitter.com/KeithOlbermann…

McJesse I EDITED ROBOCOP INTO TRUMP’S SPEECH AND IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE NOW pic.twitter.com/jGACG9jlJQ
MartinHeinrich Never leave a key in a classified lockbag in the presence of non-cleared people. #Classified101 (Original Photo @AP..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3L
marcuskelson But we just couldn’t bring ourselves to put Sting in this photo … twitter.com/cnn/status/830…
@alliecoyne @jpwarren THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN.
TheRickWilson May I coin Trumpenfreude to describe my emotions over this? twitter.com/maggieNYT/stat…
Well this certainly sounds like a solid plan. twitter.com/BraddJaffy/sta…
Fortunately the first part of this plan consists of lazing around for another hour while a machine does something.
Correct. twitter.com/crdavies/statu…
I have received advice to the effect that I should get this plan moving.

daniel_barker Well played, Wikipedia. Well played. pic.twitter.com/sI5Rc8PFAR
gustfront I’ve never seen a forecast like this. From the BOM model, 46 degrees across the inner west this afternoon…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3M
@jpwarren @expectproblems This too is part of the mystery.
@expectproblems @jpwarren I like how most advice assumes you can afford duplicate hardware, or that “essential” stuff isn’t a risk.
Yes thank you @BOM_Tas that’ll be enough from you thanks. #weathertroll twitter.com/BOM_Tas/status… twitter.com/BOM_Tas/status…
@christopherneal Well it’s good to have challenges in life.
Is there no end to this horror? twitter.com/TezG/status/83…
Good backgrounder on the DeVos drama, and of course it’s from @TeenVogue. Keep up this excellent work, folks. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…
SydneyTom_ Imagen being that stupid twitter.com/JuddLegum/stat…
@AndyDW_ Well that seems logical and I am reassured.
It’s worth repeating this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@marineschepen My ability to understand things is clearly getting worse.
Sat plan, draft: Laundry; final coordination before The America; poke at page design. All while trying to not melt.
AlecMuffett In which the @guardian prove themselves to be unrepentantly fearmongering, self-righteously stupid tits:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rl
tqbf Jesus fucking Christ. The Guardian doubled down on their bogus backdoor story?
iswhatsappbackdoored.com twitter.com/AlecMuffett/st…
jaketapper Gallup: % of Americans who think president is respected by world leaders
Obama at this pt: 67%
Bush: 49%
Trump: 29% gallup.com/poll/203834/am…
bungdan Checkpoint Charlie, we hardly knew you. twitter.com/Snowden/status…
Saturday. That’s not going to work unless the water is at least twice the depth. Saturday.