Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 12th, 2017

OK, transmitters off, or thereabouts. See you in San Francisco. Unless I get really bored and buy outrageously priced wi-fi.

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James_Jeffrey AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA *cough, splutter, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeze, sip of water* HAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8s

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Empty seat next to me, it looks. That would be good. Or it’s a last minute arsehat. That would be bad.

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The view from 30A, through tinted windows. instagram.com/p/BQZGR0CA508/

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We seem to have started boarding already, but I assume because a wide-body jet is prone to extra morons.

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jason_a_w lmao this got delivered in an official-looking envelope pic.twitter.com/IrZhaXiqfC

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That lovely lady has made me another Bloody Mary.

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BevanShields I am SO here for Alan Jones’ dressing gown pic.twitter.com/Xm7HDA6pZX

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XGroverX “I resent the implication that this administration is shamelessly plugging Ivanka Trump’s clothing line.” pic.twitter.com/5IxEq0qz8e

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“Errors by the SMH *have* become commonplace, putting the brand at risk.” twitter.com/smh/status/830…

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briandroitcour a coconut is just a juicy piece of wood

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“Canadian man who beheaded and cannibalised bus passenger granted freedom” ab.co/2lAeWEo pic.twitter.com/wVhQcTGPqm

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“The all-new Boeing Dreamliner. They don’t explode nearly as often now.”

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KT_So_It_Goes Stop looking at Trump’s twitter as him communicating with public & instead look at it as a teenage girl’s secret diary entries. Gamechanger.

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I might just sit here and judge people.

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Well, having allowed plenty of time to deal with arsehats, I now find myself with two hours to kill.

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@alliecoyne @rycrozier Ah! I misunderstood something you said the other day.

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Australian Border Force officer, with a friendly glare: “It’s just you, mate.”

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Hurrah! My new passport doesn’t work in the SmartGate either!

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I have been deemed to be non-hazardous, again.

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“Are they your children, or did you decide to adopt a pack of hamsters?”

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“Move out of the fucking way you waste of space or I’ll stab you to death in front of your entire family.”

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“Are you deliberately being an inconvenient cunt, or are you just brain damaged?”

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“Do you plan on being a dipshit your whole life, or is this just a phase you’re going through?”

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I’ll be at the airport soon, so I’m practising some useful phrases…

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NitrateDiva Hedy Lamarr in COMRADE X (1940). pic.twitter.com/VcST4z1Mb0

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twitofalili I very much enjoyed this story about a couple who accidentally adopted a giant pig. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

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LucyXIV no wonder the guy is such a miserable cunt pic.twitter.com/9PZuG4IMwA

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@munin Pleasure. I also recommend The Katering Show.

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@munin They put them on the Tube of Ewes, but it may be geoblocked. youtube.com/user/ClarkeAnd…

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@michaelneale I saw that, and when I looked the other day I thought I saw a 777 assigned. But maybe I’m confusing it with my Vietnam trip.

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@munin Oh I watch those guys every week.

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@munin Does it involve an oil tanker? If so, then yes it’s one of those gentlemen’s finest. Also, quite old now.

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@rycrozier I suspect that would be the case. Ms @alliecoyne will also be there.

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@munin I need to link you to a certain video about that.

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This is excellent because, call me old-fashioned, but I generally prefer to travel in aircraft that don’t explode. twitter.com/chrisjrn/statu…

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Oh shut the fuck up, Piers.

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Wait. 787s can fly now, right? Because that used to be a thing.

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Ooh! I just saw that my trans-Pacific flights are not on UA’s ancient 747s but on 787-9 Dreamliners. I am significantly happier now.

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TheOnion Steve Bannon Mixes Discarded Climate Change Report With Saliva To Build Final Wall Of Nest trib.al/CxNcBBC pic.twitter.com/pHJo97ehuH

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Sun plan: Pack (done); 0706 AEDT train to Sydney (now); annoying period; 1230 UA870 SYD-SFO, arrive 0705 PT Sunday; lazy day, probably.

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@gattaca Only if you’re a rabbit. Are you a rabbit?

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@Mich11775 Yes, I saw the forecast. It’s 0633 here at Wentworth Falls, and already I’m sweating.

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My God, you people need to get out more. Also, good morning, Mani. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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@jeamland No, but… no, yeah, I mean… Look I guess they’re nice sheep.

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matthew_d_green Have we checked if that iceberg was paid to take out the Titanic?

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Anyway, I’d better get this show on the road. Pack, shower, shave, all that stuff. The taxi arrives in a little over an hour.

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The trepidation is silly. Sure, the US is descending into some scary racist wet-dream of hate, but still… oh I dunno.

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@TinehNimjeh @gattaca I have no idea what a “burnt end” is, but I’ll assume for now it’s not the product of a fire in a gay sauna.

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It’s nearly three years since I’ve been in SFO, or the US at all. Looking forward to it, but I’ll admit there’s also some trepidation.

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paleofuture Man, where in history have I heard this shit before? pic.twitter.com/yEAAcjQrCn

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techAU Came true? Hold the phone.. not a single human has travelled in a hyperloop, let alone general public. Very prematu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…se

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Meanwhile, the global weather report continues. Why am I even doing this? twitter.com/shiftkey/statu…

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@gattaca MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Not long now.

P.S. There is no such thing as Kansas. Or Kansas City, now that I remember that thing.

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Well, except for these guys. My thanks and admiration, as always, to the men and women of @NSWRFS. May your day go..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…VE

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Mind you, there aren’t any fellow Australians awake at this hour.

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See, fellow Australians, this is going to be much better. pic.twitter.com/3vj9duYTx3

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See, fellow Australians, this is going to be much. pic.twitter.com/OT9A7u0LOu

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Sun plan, draft: Pack; 0706 AEDT train to Sydney; annoying period; 1230 UA870 SYD-SFO, arrive 0705 PT Sunday; lazy day, probably.

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Sunday. Six is way too many, you idiot. Even four is probably excessive. But hey, your choice. Sunday.

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