Have you had enough of Friday? I have. I’m going away now.
@leighformayor Something like that.
RT @riskybusiness: How dare you!
My mother is a saint!! https://t.co/XKQ7JrPZlK
RT @James_Jeffrey: Что Ñто значит? https://t.co/L1ErkzBToY
@gattaca No good will come of this.
TheKennyDevine Nick Xenophon school of negotiation:
1. Hold all the cards
2. Set fire to the cards
3. Total capitulation
4. Claim victory
I’d support this, @Colvinius, if you’d said “1 Aprilâ€. https://t.co/7tSI5v4RRP
HLMenckenBot The universe is run idiotically, and its only certain product is sorrow.
RT @intelwire: There’s some nine-dimensional chess right there to distract us from the Russia story https://t.co/4fjM5CFavS
@michaelneale That’s not the word I’d use, no, but there’s one hell of a concentration of intelligence in that photo.
RT @Dinosn: Samsung Galaxy S8 facial recognition system to unlock the device can be bypassed with a photo https://t.co/REH7t4MOiB (was it u…
@MattTett @e_kaspersky I for one would be happy to see @e_kaspersky have a go at Eurovision.
And speaking of a new look for the new cyber soldier, look no further than @e_kaspersky and his team! pic.twitter.com/C4fMfTMBOg
“Cyber war requires a new look for a new kind of soldier†https://t.co/HJUAxqMb2C https://t.co/Gt7aOWvx8i
johnb78 Built-in cigarette lighter? pic.twitter.com/34T6lxt6Ng
As new bits of the world wake, I may just RT my yarn, “Fiddle with something long enough, Twitter, and it’ll break†https://t.co/wdenzZythI
HLMenckenBot The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable.
Same. https://t.co/4gBjhfYRzr
@mikebutcher @Colvinius @mr_james_c @JoeScarboro Indeed. And I’m fairly sure we’re not just old men shouting at clouds. #getoffmylawn
@mikebutcher @Colvinius @mr_james_c @JoeScarboro So yeah, I see your tweet that @Colvinius retweeted, I reply, and… https://t.co/NdnOmEjOyP
mikebutcher Three veterans of Twitter try to work out how just ONE new feature of Replies works (unchecking) pic.twitter.com/IsWdTZXBBQ
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Oh wait. That wasn’t a story commission? https://t.co/9GfbZrwOKg
@nigel_castle Not even.
Also, you need to watch this excellent 3-minute nature documentary, “Planet Earth : Bin Chicken†https://t.co/FkJXiIBK0I
Yeah look I retweeted this earlier and you lot failed to appreciate how brilliant it is. So here it is again. https://t.co/xZkMbOkQB5
aw_nz “I need parking right outside my shop for my customers” pic.twitter.com/GjI41stdGk
RT @cashbonez: I just watched my neighbour calibrate their TV for 10 minutes and then take a giant bong rip on their balcony. Life is a bea…
RT @RichardTuffin: He’s saying grace before he swims out to eat the photographer. https://t.co/ZCOnaZN1vF
There was a time, @NicholasFryer, when I’d be harassed by one MP at a time. But these two? They’re nothing but trou… https://t.co/RaLaQnhkkb
@BetterCity @mpesce @joannejacobs @thirstforwine @mikebutcher @mr_james_c @iboy @Whatleydude @azeem @vgul… https://t.co/WaTK7qxgkO
I can’t tell whether this is the FLW team trolling the US or not. (If not, they should be.) https://t.co/MeJMRgstHe
@TimWattsMP @NicholasFryer @stownpodcast @edhusicMP Look, @TimWattsMP, I’m fairly sure that @NicholasFryer is not… https://t.co/44RVaJtTtn
@BetterCity @mpesce @joannejacobs @thirstforwine @mikebutcher @mr_james_c @iboy @Whatleydude @azeem @vgul… https://t.co/hUn4gCcxHU
.@NicholasFryer @stownpodcast In further @NicholasFryer-related news, I’ve decided to have a go at a podcast episod… https://t.co/UZsLtGjS8k
Some cunt of a so-called “friend†i.e. @NicholasFryer just sent me this message about @stownpodcast… https://t.co/BqVGFqRfVh
@faully33 I’d forgotten about Archie! Yeah, Morecroft is both a compassionate human being and an utter ratbag.
@joannejacobs @thirstforwine @mikebutcher @mr_james_c @iboy @Whatleydude @azeem @vgul @twehmeier @kadhimshubber… https://t.co/tFmX1fdc2J
Anyone know what happened to Tony McCarthy, former colleague and ABC Adelaide radio presenter? Last on air in 2010? https://t.co/ueEWMIQdGJ
caromeldrum PLEASE EXPLAIN: Inside Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. Freedom of speech cuts both ways. Monday on #4corners youtu.be/5cGB4RK-sy4
@onlyapaprmoon Gore Hill was a long time ago…
@faully33 Yep, and a great voice actor. He did a radio ident as a strung-out chain-smoking addict. “At first I just… https://t.co/vNl2VC28IN
Oh no, @dobes, this is clearly the fourth greatest thing that has ever been invented. https://t.co/8Tz632TNjc
Meanwhile, here’s Richard Morecroft introducing ABC News in [gulp] 1986. https://t.co/DGf7OCXxaE
@leighformayor Yeah ain’t that astounding. I haven’t seen Richard Morecroft in years, but that’s the man. He did so… https://t.co/Q50TWSNzVs
More on the National Photographic Portrait Prize winners at https://t.co/NuDukMKpxU I worked with Mr Morecroft in the day. Lovely chap.
National Photographic Portrait Prize winner: Gary Grealy’s pic of former ABC TV newsreader Richard Morecroft and gi… https://t.co/lHuVgacShK
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/SylwPTmMeW
RT @stephenejeffery: ðŸ’ðŸ’💠@GuardianAus https://t.co/X9cruXbiAs
RT @leighformayor: I refuse to read this article. The headline alone is just too amazing. Reading the article will only spoil my enjoyment…
semibogan Twitter - “Our A/B results were skewed to ppl who wanted to appear clinically insane, so we made replies look as if you talk to yourself!”
@semibogan Well obviously.
In hindsight, @dobes, the headline could’ve been “Fiddle with it long enough, Twitter, and you’ll go blindâ€.
Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Fiddle with something long enough, Twitter, and it’ll break†https://t.co/wdenzZythI
I would pay to see this. https://t.co/I06eoRMrrF
@semibogan But I’d like to see it try.
@McDermie Nor is it a cheeseburger, a penguin, a public lavatory, or any other things I’m not saying it was. You’re… https://t.co/OlxhwUzhZK
atbobb This is some soylent green shit pic.twitter.com/1oHFx8T5wz
RT @burritojustice: time-lapse movie, compiled over 14 years, shows orbits of stars within the light year of space centered on Sgr A* https…
IndoEnts Woman jailed for using Ed Sheeran song to torture her neighbour. indo.ie/JXTG30amlEr pic.twitter.com/hu12vwu6Uc
RT @clubxaustralia: A picture really can say a thousand words 😂 #manscape #meme #lol https://t.co/GygqIIjHMk
RT @liam_dwyer: And 5 .5 years away from joining a Mirai botnet https://t.co/qlRXZHgLMw
RT @_m_miles: Welcome to 2030. I can’t open my door without cash, I’m discouraged from procreating, and rich people live behind a wall. htt…
That’s the end of the links, but I might retweet a few things I saw earlier.
“The Like Button Ruined the Internet†(21 Mar) https://t.co/BdSt5lpb0S
“The Gig Economy Celebrates Working Yourself To Death†(22 Mar) https://t.co/ZVcxa4Sh9s
“Foreign Robots Invade American Factory Floors†https://t.co/D2qHvR5Meb
“Who Stopped McCarthy? What the history of Republican infighting can teach us today†https://t.co/FjaIjsrlio
“America’s plan for stopping cyberattacks is dangerously weak†(27 Mar) https://t.co/IHr0q4rEug
“This is what a news organization built on reader trust looks likeâ€, writes @jayrosen_nyu https://t.co/tWnRNaKNbI
“‘Positive thinking’ has turned happiness into a duty and a burden, says a Danish psychologist†https://t.co/8Ieyk0YayO
“What did the rich man say to the poor man? Why spatial inequality in Australia is no joke†https://t.co/5GXsxx6aus
I think it’s time to clear out the browser tabs and other saved-for-later links. Here we go.
@McDermie It’s not about “revelationâ€. It’s about a known, named person saying those words while under oath, and ho… https://t.co/lW671yMtFw
“Soviet-pushing accounts tweet at President Trump [in] high volumes when they know he’s online and push conspiracy theories.”
President Trump used active Russian measures against his opponents during the 2016 election, says FPRI witness. https://t.co/44fNTM3Hb4 Wow.
“Sassy Trump: Repeal And Replace Obamacare†by @serafinowicz https://t.co/Gjm7nTMtUr
I have finally watched “Planet Earth : Bin Chicken†and I agree that it’s the greatest wildlife documentary ever. https://t.co/FkJXiIBK0I
TechnicallyRon WARNING: This film contains ADULT THEMES. All the characters are really tired and in debt.
@iain_chalmers Wombats don’t have dignity.
Another excellent little map illustrating why the Cold War was all about the north. https://t.co/Ax2KDPWcT1
At first glance I thought this said: “Conmen can make a deal too… credit where it’s due.†But of course that woul… https://t.co/epaTtz694H
RT @jonoabroad: Timeless tweet https://t.co/vYitkP3AnX
juhasaarinen This’ll fix my toxic face. pic.twitter.com/GXGIqRShh6
@jamesrbuk Any decent office supplies store should have them. Sold for use on reception decks etc to attract attention.
danpfeiffer The Trump White House: The plot of House of Cards with the characters from Veep
I think I’ve figured out where Soapy’s invisible wombat went next. https://t.co/kDITd1rnXy
I think I’ve figured out were Soapy’s invisible wombat went next. https://t.co/kDITd1rnXy
RT [REDACTED]: HERE ARE SOME MORE PHOTOS OF DORIS THE WATER BUFFALO. https://t.co/bOzBXgRxIp
RT @BrianHonan: We had one client hit by CEO fraud but did not respond to email as it was too polite to be from their CEO :) https://t.co/Y…
Dr_Dan2 In order to be more compliant with the safety officer, I got new signs for the lab. pic.twitter.com/w51UtRD6z0
Clarke and Daw, “Cyclone Malcolm. This is a Watch and Act Warning.†https://t.co/KL91ca8PZo
RT @winesandlines: I’m muting the phrase “we want the edit button†because y’all don’t know what hell could be unleashed with that
@dobes Oh yes. It seems to end somewhere down in the nether shadows.
Thank you, Mick Tsikas / AAPIMAGE, for this delightful portrait. pic.twitter.com/nSlDUqCo3g
Why is Soapy holding an invisible wombat? pic.twitter.com/JhciAsLu37
RT @MarkDiStef: 21 things that were really said during the Australian senate’s THREE day debate about racism https://t.co/iHxaEweogC
RT @GreenJ: negotiations with NXT senate team entered their second day … https://t.co/Wp8m7DJWJ1
There must be a more efficient way to construct this pipeline. https://t.co/ZTWU0N2f4S
RT @dobes: Why is Nick hanging out with Daryl Somers? https://t.co/mzljm9ENMF
@dobes I don’t think Jack will like the thing I wrote today. But then the princess is a billionaire, so he can probably cope.
@dfpiii @SwiftOnSecurity Unpossible!
rubycornish This is #Lismore from above right now. Totally inundated.
@ABCemergency @abcnews #NSWFlood pic.twitter.com/Gsgp6bqXAB
Just the last four words of this tweet would have been sufficient. https://t.co/0Y3zx2jfZW
@corduroy @zdnetaustralia And no Tweets.
@sylmobile Well, it’s true.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Fiddle with something long enough, Twitter, and it’ll break†https://t.co/wdenzZythI
@corduroy Maybe your Apple ID problems were related to this. https://t.co/9C4fseMmo9
joshgnosis Cormann up now. Thursday (according to the parliament) is almost over.
I know I tweeted it, but I’m not listening to Crusader Rabbit on the radio, because I told my doctor I didn’t do self-harm.
RT @dobes: HAHAHAHAHA
Tone starts with power prices.
All the Abbott classic hits.
joshgnosis Brandis accuses Labor and the Greens of time wasting…..
“The Trump presidency is in a holeâ€, writes @TheEconomist https://t.co/3CWsM9h9e8 https://t.co/tMsdSGoUE5
RT @dobes: How many gigalitres did Nick get?
RT @GreenJ: also chemtrails. https://t.co/EENoDQ6kHg
RT @KnottMatthew: Helping, not sniping https://t.co/B990hCokWy
Also, this is possibly one of the best @Histreepix ever. https://t.co/xZkMbOkQB5
This short article is very good, and has many links to more good things, about the new Chinese diaspora. https://t.co/vUpl6PLL3A
jasonrcombs Each booth is an alternate reality. pic.twitter.com/AosrzjFLOr
RT @wolfcat: The image is from CNN that is correct, but this is from Yasi not #CycloneDebbie https://t.co/3cT3ptK5qN
Tonight, why not pour yourself a large sherry, loosen your trousers, and read the Attorney-General’s speech on 18C?… https://t.co/ptIHHnlOVi
@twcau Grrr.
AndyRickie Glorious. Thank you @CNN for bringing the biggest laughs yet. #CycloneDebbie pic.twitter.com/vvcwF4gazI
I tweeted a link to this the other day, but I’m tweeting it again because it’s such a glorious quote. https://t.co/SqofpfuaJC
LucyBattersby Australian government suspends all YouTube advertising. Story coming soon.
@collettesnowden I haven’t looked at that sort of thing for ages, sorry.
Viss @matthew_d_green its everyone. pic.twitter.com/MWnRQO4s0P
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It’s about Twitter. It contains no cows.
Dear @sfmnemonic, can you help with this? https://t.co/dWi996gkMf
I wish @dobes would let me write headlines like this. https://t.co/QNh6X1fkNU
RT @oberonsghost: Pauline Hanson as dominatrix. Reads like a @roweafr cartoon. https://t.co/8BW8iCjNtj
Viss twitters datacenter right now pic.twitter.com/B1XLeUIiAh
OK, I should stop retweeting random snark from Twitter and start writing some of my own into a document. Because that way I’ll get paid.
RT @glengyron: What do you call this dish:
I gave up on life. https://t.co/FAA4OHU7Xa
In which some low-rent email marketing platform can’t be arsed writing more than one confirmation messagepic.twitter.com/fmf6OMTUVBVB
RT @Colvinius: Eek https://t.co/OW1OG715wt
Here’s a thought, @LinkedIn. Instead of hiring 50 developer to make yet another half-arsed news aggregator, hire 50… https://t.co/rNhAYTl2PY
@kheitman_au Thanks, Kim. I’ll manage somehow.
RT @nigelcameron: The little Rolodex that could. Perhaps. https://t.co/GZDTitvEei
@kheitman_au Aaargh! I’d forgotten about that event. :( Alas I can’t be away from the Sydney region next week. I am such a fool.
RT @intelwire: But so many worms https://t.co/GWSVg4hSYY
zoomosis Gendered guitar strings. What. pic.twitter.com/lmYByFGX0T
matthew_d_green Is everyone on Twitter being added to a massive Notifications-DoSing reply thread, or is it just me and 33 other people?
Fair point. https://t.co/yVdRYR0nA8
Hold my beer… https://t.co/uuUu17w9b8
Wot. This idea is STILL kicking around? Libertarians in change of the sewage disposal while stuck on a boat. I wan… https://t.co/jWEm7cCUo7
RT @coreygilmore: The new Twitter looks great. https://t.co/v3eOMx7uRU
“The new Chinese diasporaâ€, by John Lee (@J_B_C16) at @LowyInstitute https://t.co/62EqiULyuW
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/R1qGwEFFkU
MalwareJake As usual, @TSA in Augusta looks like a bunch of drunk monkeys trying to sodomize a greased football…
OK then. https://t.co/iGXxCuMpUo
Histreepix Madonna telephones the future to see if bland narcissism will still be popular in the 21st Century. New York, 1986. pic.twitter.com/sWDJp1e4Zd
CBinsights 4/ Pie charts are terrible in general but this one is extra special pic.twitter.com/YrbNgmteFZ
Hey @dobes I think I’ve found our new corporate strategy, in a single Venn diagram! HT @paul_shetler. https://t.co/l2LlrlSVMI
I should start a LiveJournal.
@photogramel I bet I would win a hate-off though.
Excellent. https://t.co/ftHlydiIOa
Also, I hate all of you.
That “deliberate intent†might be a critter wanting to investigate the camera or photographer, or whatever. But please, some perspective.
For mine, a photobomb should involve deliberate intent, and significantly change the concept of the image. This as… https://t.co/yecem7K7iW
Apart from the annoying and depressingly overused “photobomb†to describe any unexpected object in the background,… https://t.co/rJmCi9PHc1
Excellent upgrade. https://t.co/QbPd8no5zU
RT @AllanMargolin: STUPIDITY ON PARADE - GOP Lawmaker Thinks Our ‘Warm Bodies’ May Be Causing #ClimateChange https://t.co/9FlhfhSJ3Y via @H…
@DavidRDHeath @bunjaree Have a squizz at bunjareecottages.com.au/calendar/ to check your dates. May-Jun is @bunjaree’s busy time.
PFTCommenter Suprised that general Flynn is trying2 get immunity after Trump allready warned him it causes autism
RT @jc_cummins: Bolt complains Lateline didn’t cover a story: https://t.co/iZJETpR74l
Ignoring the fact that that we actually did: https:/…
threatalertbot Threat Alert Level: PUCE
elevated danger of agitated badger
RT @edzitron: [inside twitter hq]
ENGINEER: I’ve got an idea
JACK: not fixing harassment AGAIN
ENGINEER: No it makes replies real shitty
JA…
I, for one, welcome our new long-beaked echidna overlords. https://t.co/DS2C8kk9Ve
.@bunjaree I should mention, though, that today I didn’t venture more than a few metres from the track. @bunjaree c… https://t.co/KvyVtBlmqT
.@bunjaree I’ve run out of my allocated time, so I’ll head back up the track and walk the other half of @bunjaree t… https://t.co/0boW8ZstOz
.@bunjaree Meanwhile, yet another kind of mushroom. This one is two or three centimetres across. pic.twitter.com/pFOVfFWxj8
.@bunjaree The Mountain Devil really is such a lovely flower. pic.twitter.com/aBpzLxyE0F
I’ve just noticed that this excellent* new Twitter feature is adding @bunjareearee†to the front of my tweets without asking. Sorry.
.@bunjaree The view from Wattle Cottage, which is my favourite of the four @bunjaree cottages. pic.twitter.com/nhIzlvnJw1
.@bunjaree And this is Wattle Cottage at @bunjaree, though it’s the wrong time of year’s for wattle to flower. pic.twitter.com/sbZaXecE8A
.@bunjaree Those banksia photos were just taken near the aptly-named Banksia Cottage at @bunjaree. pic.twitter.com/tUMf3lEAWw
.@bunjaree The many, many species of banksia have such an ornate structure. pic.twitter.com/wyOpdhdIPV
.@bunjaree You can never have too many banksia. pic.twitter.com/pu6RuuGukz
.@bunjaree However these little mushrooms are a bit bashed up. Can anyone ID them? pic.twitter.com/lHlhsgp83B
.@bunjaree The flowers of the Mountain Devil seem to have survived the rainstorms. pic.twitter.com/hFaPfb83bY
I’m walking from the middle of @bunjaree to the eastern end, then up to the road, then back to the middle. pic.twitter.com/cnBu8BNbjA
Today’s slow start must include a walk and wander around th@bunjareeee scrubland. So I’m off to do that. There will be photos.
@paulwallbank Get fucked.
bengrubb BREAKING: ACCC denies authorisation for Australian banks to collectively bargain with Apple and boycott Apple Pay
DPRK_News Ministry of Tourism cancels all further purchases of “Twitter Ads” as irredeemable failure, citing low tourist engagement and enthusiasm.
How long does it take to say “Nah, won’t� https://t.co/rCQkwfoTvn
This IS fucked up. You get forgiven? Express remorse to a magistrate and the best you’ll get is a suspended sentenc… https://t.co/d8kCEtqU0A
RT @Daniel_Sankey: Thank God he had an umbrella. #bigwet https://t.co/b1uRKx6Exv https://t.co/tnG2kTpraE
@SnarkyPlatypus This thread RTYI. https://t.co/5gVlkelgmb
That’s pretty fucked up. https://t.co/08Tb3Nq4f5