Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 16th, 2017

skillsmcgill Wanna feel old? Here’s Roxette 30 years ago, and today. pic.twitter.com/3n2TkwKkOV

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@MichaelH_PhD Well no. Punch up, guys, not down. There’s no bravery in taking on those weaker than you.

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@MichaelH_PhD Hah! Snap re DAAS. I doubt they’d remember me now, but there was a couple of times I was drawn into their chaos.

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@MichaelH_PhD I know. I met up with Paul McDermott and DAAS before they were stars, and appreciated that aspect of their work.

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@MichaelH_PhD I killed a tweet earlier because I knew people wouldn’t accept me riffing off a fatal accident that’d just happened.

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@MichaelH_PhD I mean I loved what he was doing, but he crossed lines I wouldn’t be brave enough to cross.

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@MichaelH_PhD I watched a few Frankie Boyle stand-up routines a couple of weeks back and they got pretty fierce. Even for me.

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Christoholio Lunch is served pic.twitter.com/gxWSZJ1H4l

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@egadsthefuzz @zdnetaustralia @crdavies @AustCyber I don’t know how anyone could possibly infer that from a completely innocent headline.

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@MichaelH_PhD [Nods.] It’s interesting, to me at least, to see when “straightforward” black humour in mainstream media triggers outrage.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “Australia’s dream to teach the world to cyber” with @crdavies @AustCyber zdnet.com/article/austra…

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They approach their final destination… pic.twitter.com/DQZQUVrZfT

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@CyberShambles Tonight you mean? Alas, I must now head off. Early night needed. :(

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Anyway, this is WAY more than I intended to say. But now that I’ve finished my beer I’ll move on. Literally and topically.

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A few people have mentioned that black humour flourishes amongst first responders, nurses, soldiers etc. Yes and I think not just as coping.

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Substitute “nurture” for “nature”, or not, according to your beliefs in these matters.

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BTW, absolutely NONE of this is my claim to some grand purpose. I’m just noting that it’s part of my nature, and of other.

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Indeed. I intend to resist the defensive urge to deconstruct my Libya-drone “joke”. Dissecting jokes is actually vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lL

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If by saying that black humour is “suitable ‘between friends’” you mean “but not otherwise” then I profoundly but r..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JV

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The Wikipedia article on Black Comedy is an interesting starting point too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_com…

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I haven’t thought it through, but I’ve always thought most people find black humour abhorrent, but for some it makes sense of the world.

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I read this black humour stuff the other day, but @MinhKular’s tweet reminded me. Sorry for the sharp response. Tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fa

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I suspect the “intelligence” part of that black humour stuff is a red herring. But black humour certainly has a role in society.

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“Cognitive and emotional demands of black humour processing: the role of intelligence, aggressiveness and mood” link.springer.com/article/10.100…

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Daily Mail version: “People with a dark and twisted sense of humour are more intelligent and emotionally stable” dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…

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@markhumphries Yeah but life is an unending disappointment anyway. So we might as well have the technology. Or something.

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@MinhKular Of course I don’t think people starving is funny, you dipshit.

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I guess this is why Domino’s is developing drones that can deliver pizza rather than Hellfire missiles. twitter.com/aptronym/statu…

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@techoglot @voltagex … using another guest’s credit card.

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@charliedrummond @kylie_j_s It’s so plaintive hearing them start a transmission with “This is Sunset Control”. Also, a great band name.

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@voltagex Sure, but I can’t find their menu.

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@charliedrummond @kylie_j_s I have audio of radio traffic to a @NSWRFS control unit at Sunset Rock Lookout, callsign “Sunset Control”.

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@techoglot @Craig_Harvey @twiddlekins I’ve configured enough web servers in my time.

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kylie_j_s Gloriously Wiggles-y at the Enmore pic.twitter.com/h44qbEDgAQ

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@techoglot @Craig_Harvey @twiddlekins Either way, I should be seeing a website of some sort, not the IIS default page.

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@Craig_Harvey This is what I thought, but I haven’t touched Microsoft server products for years. I’ll be having a word. Ta.

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@twiddlekins I didn’t think so. Well, that is exposed to the world right now. I’ll have a chat when I get back there.

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HAHAHAHAHA I just wanted to check something, so I went to my hotel’s website. Is this the current version? pic.twitter.com/merq7nQtmb

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rattlesnakeguy Here’s a cool picture sent to us by Susan Harnage. It’s a longnosed snake with a partial stripe – an error in the ptwitter.com/i/web/status/8…jYwU

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The field is ripe for extensive empirical research. twitter.com/oakinger/statu…

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AwardsDarwin Why women live longer than men. pic.twitter.com/V4Ze0Orfhv

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snurb_dot_info Love how ‘in dance’ is in there somehow. RT @AcademiaObscura: Doing a PhD be like pic.twitter.com/DYEYeaF0Re

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@davidgwynnjones Oh. I didn’t even realise the connection between my drink du jour and the news. What an arsehat am I!

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scienceupulie That’s…not carbonara twitter.com/gourmettweets/…

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I straddled my segments once and I ended up in physiotherapy for weeks. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Seriously, if you’re at an Australian university and you do the cybers then you should put together a team. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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JoshButler This would be hilarious if it weren’t such a stupid tech fail twitter.com/trixternixter/…

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Today @crdavies issued the challenge for ANY university other than @UNSW to win the Cyber Security Challenge. cyberchallenge.com.au

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@RISirius True enough. And on any construction site in that period and before.

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mcnees Ahahaha. Assange forgot which account he was logged into, and tweeted from the one he claims he doesn’t run. pic.twitter.com/7NoF7UjQ0m

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@R_Chirgwin Mr Connery will get his turn soon enough.

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@formalbeer SHE SEEMS TO POSSESS SOME UNPRECEDENTED POWER TO UNDERSTAND MY INNERMOST DEMANDS.

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“Do you need another pint of Kosciusko,” asks the barmaid. Why yes, Miss. Yes I do.

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You do get a better class of graffiti at the Phoenix. pic.twitter.com/wE7sjeZXJe

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This was a very good conference. Would conference again. Five Cybers. twitter.com/ACSCConference…

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mzbat Living well is the best revenge.

Also, stabbing.

But mostly living well.

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KateOfHysteria Good morning. This is your regular reminder to check your bits and trust your intuition if something doesn’t feel 100%.

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_MattColeman which shoulder is it, champ? pic.twitter.com/cp6hTM1eBX

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@munin Maybe that’s why everyone is going to the Swiss Embassy this evening. (No, I actually know what that’s all about.)

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Mate, back then there were plenty of wogs to go around. Nobody noticed. twitter.com/natecochrane/s…

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@munin I have no idea what they’re smoking in Canberra these days. Wait, I’m IN Canberra right now!

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@formalbeer @r7yrb7 Ah. Yes. Pumped hydro as energy storage. I wonder how the numbers add up.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @workingdogprod That was sort of the point, given it was a parody of “Mod Squad”.

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No no, with the support of PHON, the Coalition will repeal the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Be

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And by @workingdogprod, I mean their best* work ever, “Funky Squad”.

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Seriously, when you see shit like this, you have to wonder whether @workingdogprod could do better than..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…HP

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I couldn’t resist adopting this wonderful new avatar.

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Now playing: Led Zeppelin, “Kashmir” youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotN…

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MarkDiStef Turnbull: “I am a nation building prime minister, believe me” pic.twitter.com/K6MPGtC6Os

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@JustJimWillDo Well if I’d known I’d be invited to the embassy I’d have packed a clean shirt.

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@nphair I KNOW YOU’LL BE AT THE SWISS EMBASSY AND I WAS HALF-INVITED JUST BEFORE BUT I DON’T HAVE ANY EMBASSYWEAR.

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@acaderama It’s OK, I’m probably organising an all-in drinks tomorrow evening. Hackers and spooks permitting.

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Well this looks not entirely terrible. twitter.com/Mindhorn/statu…

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Apparently all the cool kids are either at @BSidesCbr pre-drinks or heading to the Swiss Embassy (don’t ask). So I’m at the Phoenix.

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So, Canberra, who wants to buy me a drink?

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@paulkidd @JoshFrydenberg Indeed. There is much joy in Adelaide, and you don’t get that very often.

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@paulkidd Nah they had some great calls about the energy policy bunfight.

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@mattcdef2000 “How Deep Is Your Love?” Really?

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Coco the Footy-Tipping Guinea Pig? OK, @abcadelaide.

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TheNTNews DUE TO THE PROMOTION OF @jill_poulsen TO HEAD OF NEWS, THE NT NEWS IS LOOKING FOR A NEW CROC/UFO REPORTER. ANY TAKERS?

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TheDaiLlew If she isn’t President of Earth by the time I’m 80, I’ll be bitterly disappointed. pic.twitter.com/f5qEfaaPT7

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PhillipCoorey I’m not going anywhere, says George Brandis afr.com/news/im-not-go…

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@VS_ You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment. Well at least not yet. ;)

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This radio spot will be coming up fairly soon. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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oberonsghost Then you must be doing it wrong twitter.com/tweddit/status…

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@VS_ The ACSGN isn’t doing the education, just trying to assist growth in the education sector.

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OK then, Pete. [Pats head gently.]

Nurse? Nurse? Mr Dutton has gone off his meds again. twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…

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I am so sick of @dobes’ fact-based reality. @abcadelaide

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As Mr @dobes points out, these figures are always a “You can prove anything” jobbie. zdnet.com/article/do-not… @abcadelaide

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Oh yeah, I’m talking about internet speeds on @abcadelaide around 1620 ACDT / 1650 AEDT. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4… abc.net.au/adelaide/

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@dobes @glengyron Stupid numbers are the best numbers.

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And speaking of growing up, “Cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber.”

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It would be nice to listen to people from NCIS without moderators etc ALWAYS making references to the TV program. Let’s grow up, shall we?

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NCIS has 2200 people worldwide, of whom 200 are cyber. Some are agents, some are computing specialists.

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dobes Chris Bowen goes full comic book guy, and I’m okay with it. pic.twitter.com/c6i41hT4XV

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The NCIS guy’s slides will be available later, and every session has a video crew. So watch out for that.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s dream to teach the world to cyber” with @crdavies @AustCyber zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Standard warning that none of this is the official view of the US Navy or US Department of Defense.

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Hang on, he said there were three. I missed one.

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@patentology He gave credit and acknowledged that it’s old :

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A warning against being solely process-oriented. NCIS is pushing back against computer-based training, doing more f..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0e

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2. Relationship-building is critical, “especially for us computer people.” This makes sense.

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@JustJimWillDo The NCIS guy who came to the AusCERT conference last time said they’re all as good as Abby. Actually, he said he WAS Abby.

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1. Cyber folks and agents need to talk about what’s needed, what’s possible, what’s not possible, and not rely on TV shows.

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Anyway, NCIS has three main lessons from trying to integrate cyber tools into their investigative operations.

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See, @NewtonMark, it’s for little gems like this that I go to the LEA presentations. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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@NewtonMark I’m made of sterner stuff than that. I tend to persist and endure the LEA presentations.

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Oh God, NCIS’ cyber folk actually had an agent come to them with a 16x16 Facebook pic to get it “enhanced”.

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Cyber_Roo An unlikely-likely romance with @caseyjohnellis @Bugcrowd continues pic.twitter.com/kp2hceoYbq

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Actually the cyberhexagons are being more subtle right now. pic.twitter.com/KOiNJiXzVs

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@jeamland We all have issues.

Also, thank you.

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Myers is continuing to refer to this as “The Cyborg Age”. I suspect this will not end well.

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“We are all cyborgs,” says Myers as his first four words. Current cyberhexagon colour: Purple and white. pic.twitter.com/qVPaN68y0i

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Next up for me: Justin Myers, NCIS, “Cyber Integration: Lessons Learned at NCIS”

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia, with a headline that @dobes is sure to love.

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SmithInAmerica Trump voter James Walker, 31, from Nashville, says: “This is the first step: showing up and being honest.” pic.twitter.com/kP1vLUHxNl

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@MadScotty No no, the media work room here at the @ACSCConference. There’s only four of us.

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@SnarkyPlatypus So what you’re saying is that Dutton is your fairy godmother.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah well I don’t think you need a fairy godmother to make that wish come true.

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Indeed, the consensus in the media work room is that it’s another triumph for Turnbull. He announces Snowy II, Weatherill goes Rocky II.

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I have just watched the Weatherill v Frydenberg grudge match and I think the real winner here is Turnbull’s leadership longevity.

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@MsLods There isn’t a public document yet, but I’m summarising @crdavies’ talking points as we speak.

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OK I’m doing some writing now so you have to behave yourselves and not trigger the end of the world.

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sebastianstadil Azure Storage services are down. They really are doing everything like AWS. 😂

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Rob_Stott Like the snowy hydro but for funneling money directly into boomers’ pockets

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workmanalice 😳😳😳 pic.twitter.com/LNlCQT0g56

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@SwiftOnSecurity Yesterday someone from the Australian Cyber Security Centre (ACSC) told me you and I are their reliable commentators.

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karengeier yeah, it’s not like anyone has ever attacked hawaii twitter.com/FiveRights/sta…

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TawarRazaghi honestly what has the world come to twitter.com/roqchams/statu…

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@SandraRagg @AustCyber Pssst! That’s an @AusAmbCyber. He doesn’t seem to have an inflatable animal.

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So @TFeakin just referred to @macgibbon, Clive Lines from ACSC, and himself as the three amigos.

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I think I just became part of the problem.

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Next up for me: Dr Tobias Feakin, Australia’s Ambassador for Cyber Affairs, with an update on his cyberwork.

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briankrebs A look at the 4 men charged today with hacking 500 million Yahoo accounts krebsonsecurity.com/2017/03/four-m… 2 of the 4 accused were Russian FSB

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cyberfysicalroo @jplonie @stilgherrian @crdavies @Cyber_Roo @AustCyber The only patriotic cyberhacking marsupial is this guy. Note green and gold.

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cyberfysicalroo @jplonie @stilgherrian @crdavies @Cyber_Roo @AustCyber Actually a German plant, not a Chinese one. Evidence attache..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jn

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_Mike_Holm_ Lol @crdavies “I thought security folk were most hated in organisations until I met the procurement peeps”

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This whole Roo thing is getting very meta.

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“Please don’t make me talk about panels, or I’ll just cry,” says @crdavies.

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Yes, @AustCyber will help change procurement policies. “I’m open to suggestions beyond physical violence,” says @crdavies.

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2. Share your problems, so others can learn from you — and tell vendors what they can do to help.C

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Now @crdavies has three challenges for us. 1. Review Australian solutions, thru the digital marketplace. Give ‘em an opportunity.

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“You can’t just go out and buy a Security,” even though that’s the business model of many vendors. You can’t outsource this stuff.

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“It’s not all about startups though,” says @crdavies. HURRAH! I LOVE YOU CRAIG.

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“Time is critical on this,” says @crdavies. If we don’t get this done within five years, it’ll be too late.

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Davies then distances himself from the politics of those batteries. Can’t blame him.

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Davies is emphasising agility. Who knew we’d have a new energy strategy including battery storage this week? “That’s agile.”

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3. Make Australian the leading centre for Cyber Education. “The market is ripe to do this, says @crdavies.

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2. Export AU’s Cyber Security to the world. Not so much hardware, but services.

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1. Grow an Australian Cyber Security ecosystem, including research, education, funding. Allow startups to stay in AU.

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In about four weeks, a Sector Competitive Plan will drop. That has a number of aims.

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There’s around 20 initiatives under way under those five headings. (Will try to get a list later.)

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5. “Pursue policy advocacy and reform.” Our data breach legislation is “pretty good,” says @crdavies.

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If we don’t develop talent in this industry we won’t have an industry, says @crdavies.

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4. “Facilitate talent growth.” We need to create better pathways for people to get into the industry and learn.

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So @crdavies wants every cybersecurity firm in AU to register on the government digital marketplace. Tell him if it doesn’t work.

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3. “Accelerate commercialisation.” How do we get small firms in the room? Govt machinery assumes bigger scale. Showcase them.

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2. “Drive industry collaboration and coordination.” AU is 33rd in OECD on industry collaboration. That’s last place.

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1. “Demonstrate leadership and alignment.” We were chartered by the government to create an industry, says @crdavies.

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So the @AustCyber strategy has five theme. Here they come.

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AmlecHouse Creating a viable industry in Australia - 45 companies ‘found’ so far. Opportunities are massive…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D4

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The experience we give cybersecurity startups is “sub-optimal”, says @crdavies. pic.twitter.com/mj1L1DRByY

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This is Day 76 of @AustCyber, says @crdavies. They count their work in days.

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I’m hoping that @AustCyber will email me a copy of the strategy momentarily.

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So @crdavies says he’s launching the @AustCyber strategy today. Current cyberhexagon colour: Violet. pic.twitter.com/NO65uxJQel

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@TonyGreyGoose @bkgut3 @Trump_Regrets It’s easy enough to click through and see who these folks are.

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Summary of Schneider Electric’s presentation on Industrial IoT supply chain security . pic.twitter.com/OJRLDIVYXu

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TheOnion ‘Matrix’ Reboot In The Works trib.al/A5iTMQl ? pic.twitter.com/PXzQstw21U

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One thing Australian politics lacks is State and Federal MPs punching on. twitter.com/0DanSmith/stat…

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The high-level steps for implementing those processes. I won’t tweet the detail slide for each step. pic.twitter.com/RY2zySxF08

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I’ve skipped some detailed slides, but this is the intent of Schneider Electric’s processes. pic.twitter.com/72GoP70r37

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greensjeremy Jay Weatherill ambushes Josh Frydenburg presser and calls him a “disgrace”. pic.twitter.com/xPcwF03dIk

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At midday, the Pods switch to Devour Mode. twitter.com/nuix/status/84…

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ASD is handing out IRAP candy. Aren’t these made in China? pic.twitter.com/jBfQZEgRPf

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ScottLucas86 What kind of wine, though? pic.twitter.com/Cljr8bVBnn

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There are standards for some of this, but according to Banavare they’re either too generic or too specific.

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@jeamland Everything I tweet is gold, mate.

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As you can see, securing the Industrial IoT supply chain will be really easy and simple. pic.twitter.com/1cbhuluSWD

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Banavara says IIoT cybersec guys cringe when they hear “connected”, ‘cos they don’t know if any thought has gone into security.

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Next for me: Supply chain security and the Industrial IoT. Current cyberhexagon colour: Blue. pic.twitter.com/8nP1fHKCjc

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This is one of the things I’ll be catching today. Watch out, @Cyber_Roo! twitter.com/crdavies/statu…

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Grabbing the last few minutes of this panel. twitter.com/AustCyber/stat…

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But nouns can be adjectived. As in, “bus depot”. twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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workmanalice Fran Kelly is literally explaining the government’s Snowy Hydro plan to the Victorian government on RN because they weren’t briefed.

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workmanalice Meanwhile… 2GB callers say they’ve never had/heard of Coopers beer but they’re going to buy cartons this weekend.

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Thu plan: Moar @ACSCConference very soon acsc2017.com.au/program/, mute to avoid; evening in Canberra TBA.

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FreddyAmazin “SHE HAD A MCNUGGET IN HER HAND, A GUN TO HER HEAD, AND NO FEAR IN HER HEART.” pic.twitter.com/Fdsfe3Ajc0

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ncsc The NCSC has open sourced the code behind MailCheck - one of our Active Cyber Defence projects..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7B

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gpdawson Developers plan to build 11 floor apt block next door. Local regulations say 12 meters max height. They request “minor numerical variation”.

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@BundyB @parisbcowan You are only imprisoned by the parallelogram if you choose to be.

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SwiftOnSecurity Holy crap, the morons are still at it with the “secret pizza code” pic.twitter.com/6vE77NOlCh

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Ah. I’m meant to be 7km from here and wearing pants.

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Wasn’t the Snowy Mountains Scheme built by refugees?

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“The Nationals: Capturing the Spirit of Yesteryear.” Yep sounds about right.

The geriatric rural version of listen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Oi

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NewtonMark By the time the Government gets through with upgrading the Snowy Scheme, it’ll be accidentally leaking your medical records.

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Now I’ll spend the rest of the morning being @ by people who don’t scroll and don’t know I’ve already been told. Goddam.

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Awww. Goddam Poe’s Law. This is what I get for not watching television.

Still, it’s bloody good. twitter.com/SydneyTom_/sta…

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“Curriculums based on CToS to prepare their MBA candidates to go out in the world and breed unicorns and decacorns.”

DECACORNS! DECACORNS!

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“Each group may apply proven Meinertzhagen’s Haversack techniques to drive profitable outcomes specific to their team.” PROFITABLE OUTCOMES.

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“Achieving win-win-win mutual success among these critical components creates team synergies that lead to three com..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…op

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THE CONJOINED TRIANGLES OF SUCCESS HAVE FOUR PILLARS AND THREE COMMA VALUATIONS THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Yes, I believe that IS the way most social change happens. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@meeraatkinson @viveka Yes, sadly they seem to be unexcited by the prospect of more Zuckersplaining.

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bernietb A what? pic.twitter.com/yqLlEOohvv

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@BundyB @parisbcowan Who said you could operate within the Parallelogram of Chastisement?

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Triangle of Despair. I have all their albums.

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“Govt held back by ‘triangle of despair’: Shetler”, writes @parisbcowan itnews.com.au/news/govt-held…

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“Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of a One Percent Black Company, Spoke to Black Students About ‘Diversity’” (13 Mar)..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1H

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nigelcameron Or 180 million bottles of mid-priced liquor. twitter.com/amprog/status/…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Machine learning can also aid the cyber enemy: NSA research head” zdnet.com/article/machin…

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Thu plan, draft: Moar @ACSCConference acsc2017.com.au/program/, mute to avoid; evening in Canberra TBA.

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@Recruitabroad You didn’t actually read what I tweeted, did you. Recruiterspam, the classiest* spam of all.

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TrumpDraws microwave pic.twitter.com/koZBaNjUK3

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Thursday. This service will be stopping at all stations. Thursday.

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