Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 17th, 2017

If someone actually said this then they don’t understand Godwin’s Law and haven’t read what @sfmnemonic has said ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nd

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@jpwarren Marmots are pretty much bullshit too.

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@GyanS Not bad, but it’s not me.

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@Rottoturbine I am so sick of your pro-quokka bullshit. Quokkas are bullshit animals and Science has proved it.

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@AuntyNeville664 @obliviousgeek @MarkDiStef I’m pretty sure that Race Discrimination Commissioner Tim Soutphommasane isn’t a racist. YMMV.

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@iain_chalmers The LEA process starts at the other end. Google reveals (or not) the IPs of searchers. Telcos then reveal who had those IPs.

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@iain_chalmers Telcos don’t even log the TCP sessions. They log the Radius sessions and hence your IP address. This is the misconception.

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@Davelennonabc Well that “picture” proves my point.

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BTW, I think I need to remind the Quokkatards that we solved all this scientifically. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s… pic.twitter.com/v9Qx7sY04l

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I’ll go with Pierre the Celebrity Llama for a while.

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This avatar is starting to shit me already. Let’s see what I can find in the box.

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troyhunt “AGS recycles their tracking numbers every year” - WTF?! Are they worried about running out of numbers?! hackernoon.com/samsung-leakin…

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@SoKaleidoscope @SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes, I read a review of that book, which is what I may be remembering.

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@maddy_jones15 Then I’m a bit confused as to what they’re walking down the northern side of the Town Hall opposite QVB.

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McJesse What happens when u wear a green tie on TV 😭 pic.twitter.com/gAohulqeck

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joshgnosis Lyle spent his afternoon tweeting from Leak’s memorial. twitter.com/jb_au/status/8…

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Oh, this was at the Sydney Town Hall? So it’s basically just a far-right Vivid event or a TED talk. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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ProfJeffJarviss Still no answer. Disappointing. twitter.com/profjeffjarvis…

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Seriously, folks, reading little Caleb’s wisdom* is the political equivalent of dressing a puppy in a tutu and making it dance for biscuits.

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jessedorsett An Air Force mate says the pilots are practicing for tomorrow’s . pic.twitter.com/7mlYyV8gSG

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@johnb78 I gather from the way you tweeted that that I’m not missing anything. Columnists are arsehats.

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@erkpod Those late-night rides, you’re often the only people in the car…

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thegrugq What a completely unpredictable outcome: apparently the ppl in it for the money are tempted by higher bids from els..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Oj

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You’d be surprised. When I was… um… never mitwitter.com/erkpod/status/…AHkR

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The thing about Canberra ACT’s transport system is that it’s called ACTION but I’ve never managed to score a root.

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The thing about Canberra is that you find these lovely places and think “This is nice,” but then you walk 50 metres and everything is shit.

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OK since Canberra is being utterly disappointing this evening, I’ll wander over to the Kingston for dinner and then head back to my hotel.

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@johnb78 You’ll have to explain that because I have no idea.

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I am so going to be picked up by The Van as I leave this place.

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@Nightwyrm Yeah the non-baby carriers do it too.

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@joelpmichael True enough, given it’s a non-sitting week, @BSidesCbr is on, and I assume an off-pay week. I’ll go to Plan B, I think.

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@smidgey You are a fabulous human being, no matter what they say.

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It gets worse. They’re alternating clichéd Irish trad with neo-folk with U2. Bombing is too good for them at this p..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4H

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benkepes That lot wouldn’t last five minutes down the mines… twitter.com/garyturner/sta…

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That’s actually sounding quite appealing.

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Or shall I just grab a takeaway and head back to my hotel and watch shitty TV programs?

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Look, Canberra. I’m halfway through this last pint in Kingston. Where near here or Civic will I meet you? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@michaelneale Nah, you don’t have sloshability inside a reactor. Compressible gas sections is the last thing you need.

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KagroX 30-day plan to totally destroy ISIS. Day 55. pic.twitter.com/lmcZTxJpSH

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@twiddlekins Yeah, seeing vision of how a WW2 torpedo can break the back of a small vessel, that’s in the ballpark.

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus Or, as is supposed in various versions of the endlessly-announced Sydney train plans, the third harbour crossing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Macquarie is offering to build a “world-class” rail terminal at Martin Place if they can put two office towers on top.

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expectproblems OMG. Housemate just outdid me:
“What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?”
“Icy dead people.”

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Oh here we go. Note the not-so-subtle condition attached to building this new railway station. twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…

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@corduroy It does look a little less than 4½ miles, doesn’t it.

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But yeah, 35° rudder at 35+ knots (actual speed classified) on a 95,000 ton ship = 15° heel. pic.twitter.com/z9vvjzAVEj

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Though why, in that video, they’re asking a Reactor Officer about manoeuvrability is beyond me.

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OK, so the Truman, and other carriers of that class, can put on 35° of rudder. That’s brutal.

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@declanmurphy Just put the ship’s name in the search. :)

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll add this to my list “Things to investigate if I still have my @utslibrary login”.

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@_shimmons_ Noted. I don’t do “dress nice”, though, so I may not get there. That. and drinks earlier.

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@declanmurphy I just did a Google Images search for “aircraft carrier fast turn”. Dig, you’ll find many more.

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JoshBBornstein Bill Leak was felled by ISIS & stuff pic.twitter.com/aSNPsj54Cu

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Right. Another pint here in Kingston and then I’ll head to Civic. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus FWIW, straight marriages last on average 11 years. That’s always been the case. They just ended in a death not a divorce.

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@jamescmcpherson Envious now. That would’ve been a sight.

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@expectproblems Indeed. Having put HMAS Aware into a tight turn, because reasons, I do want to work up the scale.

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@tiersky I haven’t read the article, but if it uses the aircraft carrier / 5 miles trope you need to fix that. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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If you think that photo is a fluke, here’s some more aircraft carrier making turns. pic.twitter.com/j4Jaf6k0do

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How “digital transformation” people present facts, tweet 2 of 2. pic.twitter.com/s6vogKXjyU

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HAHAHAHAHA. How “digital transformation” people present facts, tweet 1 of 2. twitter.com/marshallk/stat…

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saffronhowden Hands down best @justinbieber concert review you will ever read: crinklingnews.com.au/2017-03/bieber…

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C’mon, Canberra, what’s with the silence? You can do better than this, people. Much better. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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joshsteimle I’m sure this will help: Venezuela seizes bakeries amid bread shortage hrld.us/2nfJFLi

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joshgnosis Outrage over Triggs giving a speech ignores that Tim Wilson as commissioner gave speeches at political party events..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yy

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Well indeed. I’d thought that by going to an utterly English pub I might avoid the St Patrick’s Day bullshit. But n..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9D

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@domknight Heh. Well you have a better track record than me of causing public offence. ;)

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@NewtonMark No, I really am trying to behave myself today. At least for now.

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It’s probably a combination of funeral bullshit and the endless fuckin’ Irish folk music at a pub called the Durham Castle Arms what even.

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Getting angry and resisting an almost overpowering urge to post some very, very dark-homoured and offensive “joke” tweets.

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@MarkDiStef Excellent. I shall leave you to these good works.

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@MarkDiStef Will you guys be publishing a transcript? It’d be a public service.

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MarkDiStef One of the main themes of today was the evil of Twitter - “PC jackals” - and how this website is destroying the spirit of Australia.

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@indigoid @glengyron I’m getting a bunch of recommendations for this place. I’ll check it next time, if not tomorrow.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, I think it’s because they themselves find anything other than the bland threatening, so it’s like-to-like signalling.

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MarkDiStef Paul Kelly: “(In Bill Leak) the spirit of Australia met the spirit of Enlightenment”

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So, Canberra, I’m currently in Kingston but can head to Civic or wherever. Where should I go to be bought drinks by you lovely people?

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@WildBilbo @TurnbullMalcolm Sorry, I am an arsehat today. I’m having more trouble reading tone than usual.

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@WildBilbo @TurnbullMalcolm Oh sure. And we call them out for being racist. Possibly I wasn’t clear.

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Exactly this, alas. So many people, across the political spectrum, using Leak’s corpse to bash their opponents. twitter.com/bradsprigg/sta…

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HAHAHAHA. I thought it looked familiar. twitter.com/Lobes/status/8…

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@P1ayerOne Bingo. Please select a soft toy from the display to your right.

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There is something deeply fuckin’ wrong with what’s happening at that funeral service in Sydney.

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Rashidajourno PM on Bill Leak: “He was accused of racism because of a cartoon that united australians in defence of freedom” @AAPNewswire

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ABillionSuns “The pompous” included LGBT teenagers who committed suicide, for those unaware twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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glengyron What a cunt. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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HAHAHAHA! One of the beetroot guys just answered his phone. “Who gave you this number? [pause] This is an operational phone, Goodbye.”

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stevesilberman Nazi poster depicting the cost of health care for disabled folks as a burden on German workers and promoting euthan..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aa

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@P1ayerOne I see you’re following this perfectly. :)

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spectatorindex IMAGE: Train station in Denmark pic.twitter.com/SzKklZy1A2

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On an entirely unrelated note, LTGEN David Morrison on the standard you walk past. Remember this, @TurnbullMalcolm? youtube.com/watch?v=Qaqpoe…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @TurnbullMalcolm If you’re happy to sit in the room without calling it out, the standard you walk past etc.

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See, folks? THIS is how you write a single-sentence lede. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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@P1ayerOne This is relevant to your current train of thought. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@jamescmcpherson Hah! Nah, the Canberra pub, not the actual Durham. Also, thank you. You know why.

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@junked_media Oh fuck off, you tediously-predictable wind-up clockwork toy soldier. My views on free speech should be obvious.

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Good work, @TurnbullMalcolm. Good work. Still, I’m “barking mad” so what would I know right?

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And if @TurnbullMalcolm persists in fuelling this idiot idea that Leak was killed by accusations of racism not, well, natural causes…

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Of course if @TurnbullMalcolm is just saying this to suck up to the far right of his party, then he’s an even worse kind of cunt.

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According to Australia’s Prime Minister @TurnbullMalcolm, racism is OK if it comes as a cartoon. If he believes thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…A4

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Hurrah for section 187 of the Telecommunications (Interception and Access) Act 1979!

Christ I need a life.

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@MsLods @drzax Indeed. If I were organised enough I’d set up a watching brief.

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@georgevhulme I stand corrected, after discussing this just now with @MsLods. But it’s more ‘cos Google isn’t a telco, if I get it right.

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@MsLods @drzax Thanks, Leanne. The article is of course about a non-AU case, but yes Google will always try a push-back.

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@indigoid @glengyron I have not. More information please.

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@dmeeze @drzax No I meant definition of the providers who had to comply.

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@obliviousgeek @MarkDiStef Classy stuff, isn’t it. I met Tim briefly at the ABC, so I know he knows me. This is just so foul. :(

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MarkDiStef On desk at the entry someone has put a laminated WANTED poster of Triggs and Soutphommasane for the “untimely death..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…PY

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@drzax Given it’s the Telecommunications (Interception and Access) Act and Google isn’t a telco I think you’re right. But @MsLods will know.

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Hey @MsLods can you help me with this one? Google isn’t a telecommunications service provider, so a warrant needed..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NP

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@drzax Just checking the TIA now to see what the exact definitions are. austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/c…

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@BSidesCbr I’d love to. I keep forgetting to stay on on Canberra. I’ll have my people call your people.

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@oberonsghost Me either. I really need a base to work from so I can just post my diffs. I did find this one. editoraustralia.com

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@zackster No no, that’s not how it works. Google can give IPs of who searched, telco can then match back to customers on that IP.

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@P1ayerOne Oh now there’s a lovely bit of OPSEC advice. Smirk.

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I should’ve gone to @BSidesCbr, but I was told they have a 200-person waiting list to get through the door. twitter.com/xntrik/status/…

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@georgevhulme Well for me, “there” is “here”, and I’m 90% I’m right. It’s been a while since I’ve written about it though.

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@oberonsghost On a related point, what do we use as an EN-AU base style guide now the government style guide has been dumped?

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@oberonsghost Yeah I’ve noticed it more as a US thing, as well as military. I try to avoid Latin but I confess to letting some slip through.

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My understanding is that under Australia’s mandatory data retention laws, the cops wouldn’t need a warrant for this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xl

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@oberonsghost I’m not sure. I’ve seen it being used quite heavily by people from a military background. That makes is a sociolect issue tho.

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ColMorrisDavis $3.8B subsidy to Israel where there’s gov’t healthcare for all + abortions while Americans lose food, shelter, job..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2H

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@linmitdan True, but The Oaks is the proof that we should have never banned chemical weapons.

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MarkDiStef Sky’s Paul Murray and Peta Credlin arrive together for the Bill Leak memorial pic.twitter.com/E7r2Kvy1xd

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@ShaunRatcliff There is something with you and you should see a doctor at the earliest opportunity.

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Well then, @WaywardBeer, you’ve managed to make an 8% IPA without hopping the fuck out of it. Hop-restraint is a good thing.

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@murdochsj Correct. I was covering a conference here.

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I thought I’d try another @WaywardBeer next. The Dad Rock Imperial IPA. “Just so you know,” says the barmaid, “it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qO

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I’d forgotten how superb is this segment. Snowy Snowy Snowy Oi Oi Oi. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@iiTalW I should get business cards, and have a section for a write-in bit.ly address. Just drop them on the table as I leave.

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I know how to read a menu though. Are you sick of this beetroot rant, or shall I walk you through the bar menu?

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@mellopuffy I tend not to do the egg, but yeah it’s kinda nice with all that yellow yolky goodness.

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RadioFreeTom I know just how they feel. twitter.com/RawStory/statu…

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Actually, I’m patronising, and a cunt. Whether I’m a racist or not is probably for someone else to judge. I probably am, though.

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@mellopuffy I stand corrected. Welcome, Antipodean Friend!

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@NuclearAnthro “Beetroot” is actually from the German, “beet rot” for “red beet”.

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I almost feel like brandishing my beetroot at them. “See, I have beetroot. Because I’m not a patronising racist cunt.” But nah, I’m hungry.

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My burger has beetroot, though. Because when I ordered it at the bar, I asked for a “beef burger with beetroot”.

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So when their burgers arrive, they mutter “After all that, these still don’t have any beetroot.”

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Note to non-Australians: Any Australian with half a brain knows that beetroot in a burger is a 100% Australian thing.

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After she says yes but it’s not called that, they get her to say the word then chuckle amongst themselves that “maybe it’s an Aussie thing”.

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Blokes at the next table complaining that the basic beef burger didn’t include beetroot, asking female staff if then have beetroot in China.

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@max_au That sounds an excellent idea. Tuesday is out for me, but so far Wed-Fri is good.

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@Mesut_Ausil They most certainly do. If I didn’t have to stay moderately coherent I’d be working my way down that row of taps.

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Yep, @WaywardBeer, the OATIS isn’t a bad drop at all. I’ll have to investigate your wares further.

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I agree with the @kcarruthers. We’ve had some damn fine cybers over the past few days. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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I’m trying the @WaywardBeer OATIS IPA, labelled as “Breakfast of Champions” waywardbrewing.com.au/beers pic.twitter.com/0b6lniiMgn

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I’ve found a little table with a power outlet and a view out to the street, so I think I’ve got things sorted for a little while.

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@VirtualTal Indeed. I also like* how new features roll out and suddenly reveal how much data is being captured and retained.

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The Durham Castle Arms, from the outside. pic.twitter.com/0EQs2jH9Ue

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Did anyone actually return from the Swiss Embassy last night, or was that all just some sort of ruse?

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Bowenchris Not often I think Malcolm Turnbull is right. pic.twitter.com/XpgqnM23cq

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Fri plan, supplemental: There won’t be anywhere near as much alcohol in that plan as you might imagine. No, really.

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Fri plan, finally: Lunch, Durham Castle Arms; editing words, location TBA; Friday evening drinks with Canberra people, location TBA.

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TOO LATE CANBERRA I HAVE DECIDED. I’m heading to the Durham Castle Arms to investigate these burger options. thedurhamcastle.com.au/lunch

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@glengyron This is true. I do like the food in Canberra.

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Someone needs to tell the Durham Castle there’s no such thing as a Hawaiian Parma. Pork and blue cheese burger, tho..thedurhamcastle.com.au/lunchab

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@richardaedy Ah it’s a pub rather than an accommodation hotel. Either way, Google can’t get that bit from location data alone.

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OK CANBERRA I NEED URGENT HELP. Pub or whatever with nice steak between Narrabundah and Civic including. Your time starts now.

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@CptHollingworth Germanic efficiency is a wonder to behold.

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The Google has just highlighted the Kingston Hotel, with the not-at-all creepy note that I was there 12 months ago.

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@bryceroney Yeah absolutely nothing could go wrong there.

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The German Club menu has “Sausage by the Half Meter”, and for $89 “The Ultimate German Experience for Two”. harmonieclub.com.au/f.ashx/menus/K… (PDF)

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I also note that the German Club is right next to the Inner South Veterinary Clinic, so there’s another efficiency dividend right there.

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I have just discovered that the Harmonie German Club of Canberra is just around the corner with something called Knuckles Restaurant.

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@dobes It was some presser with new dogs, and she quipped something like “We should just give them a quick run through the press gallery.”

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@AbstractCode The only free speech right, IIRC, and only then ‘cos the High Court inferred it in some way. Can a constitutional lawyer help?

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@dobes Do you remember that time Amanda Vanstone threatened to run sniffer dogs through the press gallery?

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@Epigrammist @SteveDicksonMP Or maybe increased electoral commission staffing to enforce the longer perimeter? [Shrugs.]

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@Epigrammist @SteveDicksonMP That would just end up with a letterbox blitz etc, so there’s no environmental save there.

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I know QLD doesn’t have an upper house, but I love that ON proposed something that’s obviously impractical and prima facie unconstitutional.

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One Nation’s “solution” to HTV cards is to put “simple posters” in each individual booth. One per each column on th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WY

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@Epigrammist @SteveDicksonMP You may find that banning political speech will run into problems at the High Court on constitutional grounds.

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KKeneally I just don’t have the heart to tell this person …… pic.twitter.com/5N2KyFhgXX

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This is hilarious. One Nation wants to make it illegal to offer to tell you how you might best support your party a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KI

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CameronAtfield Nobody is “forced” to take anything at the ballot box. twitter.com/SteveDicksonMP…

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Oh. I fell asleep. Now I am kinda awake again. I feel terrible. This will be fixed soon. I hope. Starting with this coffee.

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thegrugq An infosec diversity panel. pic.twitter.com/VVKKvmApDD

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daniels_den I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlords twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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In today’s news, America elects a lying narcissistic cunt as president, then complains president is a lying narcissistic cunt.

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I did not know that it was World Sleep Day but why didn’t you tell us yesterday so we knew to sleep in? twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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AlecJRoss I’m from coal country, jackass. Programming like Sesame Street brought prep school-quality education into our hills

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nedroid Lock your doors and windows pic.twitter.com/Je7K9ixk45

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colz OK I’ve found trump’s ‘irish’ proverb. pic.twitter.com/ZsWPUvqDDL

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St Patrick’s Day. Sigh. Also, drinking before breakfast isn’t really that newsworthy.

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awelder Constrained resources, folks. Constrained resources. Hard workin’ journos, love to cover the big stories, but resou..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8B

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pwnallthethings Amuses me how many people this @GCHQ statement will have been cleared through and it’s still this blunt twitter.com/AndrewBeatty/s…

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rey_z just watching this guardian video about “british expats in spain” and….just….. pic.twitter.com/FyStDSif7p

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FatherBob Pious thought for today. pic.twitter.com/jvf5BpQC6k

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waferbaby Aw, isn’t the Internet awesome? pic.twitter.com/Os6FhoX98g

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tnewtondunn GCHQ on Trump spying claim: “These allegations are complete and utter nonsense”. Never heard intelligence officials so angry.

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I’m still in Canberra today. Who do I need to meet up with? Also, did anyone escape from the Swiss Embassy?

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MagicRealismBot A time traveller from ancient Athens appears before you. She gives you a billiard ball and says: “Be nasty to girls.”

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Anarcho-Marxist Claptrap. I like it.

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Still, such political jargon is only a century out of date, so the Liberals are slowly caching up. Good work there Christopher. A solid B-.

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In further news, Young* Liberal remembers big words from first-year politics class, gums opponent to death…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vn

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Does this sound like a threat to you? Sounds like a threat to me. ab.co/2mSzueB Also BCA best interests o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…el

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Australia’s dream to teach the world to cyber” with @crdavies @AustCyber zdnet.com/article/austra…

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marcuskelson so, third Test in Ranchi is evenly poised eh? twitter.com/thepmo/status/…

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Friday. The escapees have been accounted for, and will be measured this evening. Friday.

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