Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 27th, 2017

OK, I’m outta here.

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I think the lesson for us here tonight is that everyone in marketing should be bulldozed into a mass grave. A periodic table of mass graves.

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@Spoonyman By all accounts Bill Gates is a nice guy, dedicated to his work on disease. There’s just rubbish people in his wake.

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Seriously, this is fuckin’ awesome. Someone actually created this. twitter.com/jneave/status/…

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HEY EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT THAT KIDDIE GRADE BULLSHIT THIS IS THE PURE STUFF. twitter.com/jneave/status/…

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@corduroy Ballmer is an arsehat. How anyone believed his bullshit is a mystery to me.

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@LeGrifter @rimmanehme Oh FFS so am I, and [modesty fail] I topped my class. I’m qualified to say this utter bullshit.

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Tomorrow I might design the period table of being a useless waste of space.

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People who were paid actual money signed off on that garbage, and probably think they did good. Bill Gates would be rolling in his grave.

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I can see that Microsoft is unlikely to unban me, but FFS it used to be a serious software company. “Periodic table of Azure”? Get a grip.

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I have no idea who you are, @rimmanehme, but you should be seriously ashamed of yourself for promulgating this rubb..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…o2

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That said, I do have a secret love for the Education Bicycle. The sheer audacity of it!

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@snurb_dot_info You too are over-thinking it. It’s just that they’ve got some fuckwit in marketing who has no clue about science.

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@tommartens68 @rimmanehme You’re over-thinking it. The entire concept of forcing a marketecture into a periodic table is utter bullshit.

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Ask them, say, what do the things in the third column have in common? They’ll struggle. You are adults. Do not put up with this bullshit.

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Just to be clear, anyone who promulgates a graphic that’s a “periodic table” of anything that’s not chemistry is a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D0

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johnb78 I’m struggling to think of any extremely nasty cunts in charge of Russia at the moment twitter.com/chrisjoregan/s…

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Village life is dangerous.

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@boynxdor Yeah look I see where you’re going with that, but no. As for… no I’ll stop there.

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Do not live in a village. It will kill you.

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OK so the publican is driving me home again. I’m sure this is RSA rules or something.

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Me: India only has to get 106? We’re fucked.
Publican: We can always watch Q&A.
Me: Get fucked.

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@Gergyl Yes yes please see Operation Paperclip.

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jpwarren The debt calculation tool is 14 years old. DHS appears to believe this is a good thing. pic.twitter.com/aXceBYFqan

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TeenVogue BRB going on incognito mode forever tnvge.co/J9gLIVb

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I support of the barman, I may have just called everyone else in the front bar a cunt.

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Consider this, boomers, and despair. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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I start trolling the barman. “You know he’s the publican’s son?” someone says. Oh shit.

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@smidgey Well I only have one name. Your point?

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@MRSandell Oh my pleasure, Mark. I was on the show once, and impressed. And I spent a bunch of years as a radio producer here in AU. Best.

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So I just complained about how cricket umpiring works these days. I am officially an old fart.

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True, but only because ABC Radio staff have always been prepared to work way beyond their contractual requirements,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FE

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I hadn’t realised than cricket is now a video game.

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@iain_chalmers Year ago there was a Lebanese place in Adelaide where if you knew the code then your coffee would have hashish. So I’m told.

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@R_Chirgwin This is fine. This will end well.

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NewtonMark Also: balding boomer in white pulled-up calf socks: Get thee to a retirement village. twitter.com/ABCPoliPics/st…

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GordyPls GOVT: “We will ban encryption that hides from LEO perusal”
PEOPLE: “That’s banning maths.”
GOVT: “Yes we hereby ban this so-called “maths”’

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@R_Chirgwin I assume that your new-found internet access means you’re back at base?

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@R_Chirgwin People can turn that off. They can even turn off theur visibility.

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I really don’t want to think about this. twitter.com/trvllngjwllr/s…

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Then @MRSandell needs to be congratulated. Great format, great show. twitter.com/meghamohan/sta…

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franksting I suppose vaccination won’t help with ?

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BennettArron Dial L For Murder.

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Being trolled. I shouldn’t come to this pub.

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I don’t know what a GRE is but I understand the sentiment. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Actually the ones in question have already left.

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calbo Coral Bleaching sounds like the saddest of Drag names.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m not the only one in the front bar, but I was the only one shouting at that moment.

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I’ve really got to learn not to shout at the television in public.

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OK, I won’t be livetweeting the news tonight, ‘cos … oh. front bars are complicated sometimes.

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I have heard this, @SnarkyPlatypus, and it’s from white men who see their Asian friend/fb/bf as a convenience.

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Oh FFS it’s one of those evenings when I can get nothing better than one bar of 3G in the front bar.

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The taxi driver and I are agreeing that it’s a magnificent evening here in the upper Blue Mountains.

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lynlinking One dead as Cyclone Debbie upgraded, edges closer to Qld Updated: 1h ago caravans don’t usually stand a chance thenewdaily.com.au/news/state/qld…

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Now playing: Florence + The Machine, “You’ve Got the Love” youtube.com/watch?v=PQZhN6…

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acmadotgov SMS SCAM ALERT! users being targeted to renew their subscription with a link to fake payment form. More a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zg

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Right. I will ensure I’m down at The Grand View by 1800 AEDT so I can live-tweet the commercial television news. ‘Cos I know you like that.

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jonkudelka Cartoon in @aus_media today pic.twitter.com/HMhFnrLprN

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@JonoH Alas I didn’t have time to laze around under this street merchant’s tree and enjoy his coffee. A shame.

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To be clear, VND 120,000 was the total price for the coffee + whisky. And they had a choice of whiskeys. And shade under a tree. Civilised.

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@ajhill_alan Oui. Well, more often than other places.

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THIS REMINDS ME. In Ho Chi Minh City I found a street stall selling coffee that’d Irish it up for VND 120,000 = AUD 6.90, open from early.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Katoomba runs are designed around lunch or quick business in the Mountains, or us folk commuting to the city somewhere.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yep, and some of the runs date back to shift changes at the Lithgow coal mines and delivering the mail.

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@dobes Well that’s a thing you get at Champagne Charlie’s up in the main building.

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And then one of the night-chift cab drivers, who all know where I live, drive me home amid gossip and wild animals. Then I step in a puddle.

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So what happens is that I go “Fuck. Another half hour until the train.” I have another drink that I don’t want to rush. And then it’s 11pm.

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This timetabling is why I get stuck at the pub in Katoomba l. Buses stop at 1800 or so, and a taxi is $25 to $30. pic.twitter.com/OziWMG6cGq

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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE COME IN HERE LOOKING FOR COFFEE IT’S A PUB YOU ARSEHATS A PUB WHAT EVEN IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Oh yeah. I’m at the pub.

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I think @thegrugq_ebooks has got the UK situation summed up in a nutshell. Ping @GreenJ. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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Klaxon! Klaxin! New Pie! New Pie! “Osborne’s Standard” by @JonathanPieNews youtube.com/watch?v=NVWFUm…

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@paulkidd @PeteLawler But we have Cliev, so all, is well.

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GreenJ Pryor gives perhaps the best response to the Leak cartoon yet. twitter.com/caromeldrum/st…

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Now playing: The Four Tops, “(Reach Out) I’ll Be There”youtube.com/watch?v=c56Sj7…

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@paulkidd @GreenJ So is Cliev better or worse than Ern Malley?

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MikeCarlton01 Well, that’s a change, eh ? twitter.com/smh/status/846…

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@paulkidd @PeteLawler Well, yes. “Dark Victory” is a book I hold in high regard, and I’ve said as much to Ms Wilkinson.

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@mishaketch I certainly enjoy the journey thru his profiles. I’m not sure what buttons he’s pushing in me elsewhere, but buttons are pushed.

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True. Maybe this is David Marr’s superpower. Though Turnbull and Shorten are still going. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Nice line from @PPantsdown: “Remember she said back one time: ‘I am the mother of the nation’? Maybe she is now.”

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People who’ve heard my podcasts say that about my writing. Certainly I read all my yarns out loud and edit before f..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Je

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Well here’s a question. This deserves some thought. twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…

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It’s prose like this which reminds me that David Marr is best read, not listened to. Though this is over-written fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4d

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NuclearAnthro The Gay Mafia leaked this info to the CIA to distract them from discovering the tattoos we all have. twitter.com/muckrock/statu…

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I now want to say “smug cunt” for no reason whatsoever.

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As I’ve said before, I find David Marr unbearable most of the time. But his political profiles are usually excellent.

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YouHadOneJ0B Why commas are important. pic.twitter.com/oFR7VJ4Ido

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Jarred1337 @MarkDiStef we are here pic.twitter.com/6u77sLvc2v

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I have just downloaded my pre-order of David Marr’s new Quarterly Essay, “The White Queen”, released today…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cx

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rhysam Was it in roubles? twitter.com/vicenews/statu…

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This does not surprise me. But Science demands I repeat the experiment. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah but they are actual Malaysians. Not like some of the culinary pretenders up here.

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Finally! Emotions in jelly candy form! ( I’ll be reviewing these later.) pic.twitter.com/PYbyCt7KE3

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@SnarkyPlatypus They have no shame. Mind you, their Assam laksa is acceptable.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should ask at the local Malaysian patisserie and curry house. Mind you, they make a “Thai green chicken curry pie”.

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NewtonMark Today in Parliament , debate about whether $180,000 income is “rich.” That’s 13 times the Newstart allowance for single, no dependents.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Some quick research would suggest “not as such”. Except as nasi goreng bought in Penang.

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@drsimmo Yeah or $15 for pho. Somebody needs to get a grip. Or a Vietnamese grandmother.

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Possibly, but the idea of @rowandean on a leash is kind of exciting. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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HeerJeet I’m surprised no-one has set up a Woodward/Bernstein 1973 parody account of them tweeting Watergate theories.

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@snare OK then. Well, it sounds like I have something to write about then. BRB harassing an editor.

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@snare If I’m dead wrong, I am genuinely surprised to be wrong on this one. But of course happy to be corrected. Even happier with paddles.

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@snare To be clear, then, you’d be happy with the option of using cash disappearing totally? ‘Cos this is what I’m talking about.

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@snare You have misread. “Cashless society” is one hell of a leap from “the universal ability to use magic things”.

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@snare Well this all works just fine for folks who are not at the bottom end of the scale. Alas, the world has to work for them too.

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What do you mean of course AUD 13.00 is a suitable price for a hotdog. twitter.com/lastres0rt/sta…

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@craigthomler I’m not clear about the question.

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While I like the idea of 8 things each day, it’s not “street food” if it’s indoors. Also, too many wank items. pic.twitter.com/tw7WLJgE4M

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Hello Australia, it’s National Security Threat Strong Leader Monday. pic.twitter.com/TWpVqf7DtM

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@JarrydBartle I’m mobile too now. A question worth asking, though.

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SontaranPR This is how we get Cybermen. No-one wants Cybermen. twitter.com/nuclearanthro/…

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@JarrydBartle The word “prescription” does not appear in the report.

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@JarrydBartle Heh. “The
major source of amphetamine detected in wastewater was attributed to amphetamine excretion from [meth] consumption.”

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tatianawrites how’d he have time to write all those plays then pic.twitter.com/O6I4qc4YPY

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As I expected, the @ACICgovau report contains Science. Read the thing, not the executive summary, not politicians’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…J2

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The full @ACICgovau “National Wastewater Drug Monitoring Program Report” is at acic.gov.au/publications/i… Here’s what..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zd

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And before anyone asks, here’s a large novelty Czech. pic.twitter.com/DIVeApRC1U

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cathywilcox1 @deemadigan @mazt_t @TurnbullMalcolm A number greater than the current number.

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Also showing up when I searched for “large novelty check”..pic.twitter.com/7dGtZxzEDLDL

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Modest Proposal: If we do end up with a “cashless society”, then all payments must be made using oversized novelty..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vv

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@MoaniePandium Done. I hadn’t realised I wasn’t following.

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These new Optus data-heavy mobile plans look good. 100GB for $160pm, or 30GB for $130pm, lots of unmetered content. itwire.com/telecoms-and-n…

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@MoaniePandium I’ve been in a presentation by one of the govt architects of the Indian system, but that was too early for the flaws to show.

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dmeeze @stilgherrian “I’m sorry billy, unless you have a merchant terminal the tooth fairy doesn’t come”

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Or the homeless with no ID. Or women escaping their controlling partner. Or anyone “poor” who wants to control what..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vg

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allysonhorn Strong language warning: a message to from the people of Ayr. Blunt and to the point. @abcnews pic.twitter.com/CF485x7Fb3

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dobes This is outstanding content twitter.com/CliveFPalmer/s…

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dmeeze @stilgherrian Beggar : “Any spare rounding-errors guv?”

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SavedYouAClick sometimes I think about this and still get upset twitter.com/savedyouaclick…

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@munin I’m with you on all of that.

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@SnarkyPlatypus He’s also only 18yo, at the start of his career.

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@neil_way @aussiewongm Sure, but that’s a different statement from it being desirable.

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I am genuinely surprised by the responses I’m getting in support of a “cashless society”. Further thought needed, it seems. By me, I mean.

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@06eleven “Resentful” is pretty strong. Accurate?

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@neil_way @aussiewongm Hmmm. This deserves some research, I think. The only research I’ve seen is from card processors and their agencies.

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@neil_way @aussiewongm Um, what’s the actual problem here? How much money do you have if carrying some of it is a burden for you?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Mr Yee is a real problem for SG. It’ll be interesting to see if US DHS appeals, tho. His case sets an interesting precedent.

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@expectproblems Yeah look I think you should take the rest of the day off and have a bit of a lie-down.

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Speaking of which, and ICYMI, the Amos Yee latest. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! He used “Singapore” and “taste” in the same sentence! twitter.com/ABForScience/s…

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The only people who want a “cashless society” are the banks who want to be able to take a cut of every goddam thing. twitter.com/Idealaw/status…

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TheOnion Silicon Valley By The Numbers pic.twitter.com/dKhKsAriOA

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TakeThatDarwin I don’t know what you expected to see today, but I bet it wasn’t “a flat-Earther urging a robot to commit suicide.” pic.twitter.com/7tWuPTtaXg

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wojennifer Enid Blyton’s latest… twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@darrenpauli @CentrebetAU Someone must’ve put a stack of money on it.

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@oliyoung Isn’t it just. I wonder what sort of volumes @CentrebetAU gets on this sort of market.

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You can get $151.00 on Russell Crowe being the next James Bond. @CentrebetAU centrebet.com/#Sports/100952…

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Hey @SenatorMRoberts, this kid has uncovered more NASA fraud. twitter.com/ABForScience/s…

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Is that the sort of thing that can be hedged into betting victory?

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I’m not a punter, but @CentrebetAU has Turnbull at $2.80 to be replaced in 2017 but $1.70 to be PM at next election..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…HH

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sophbenj I didn’t think tagging your own fence to taunt the cyclone was part of emergency prep, but hey twitter.com/ABCemergency/s…

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mcnees Look, as a physicist I would’ve said this doesn’t sound possible, but Reince still has a job so I guess anything is..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hx

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@katie18O @VirginAustralia I do love me a good water-cannon salute. We got when arriving at LAX with, um, another airline. But, um, yes.

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RadioFreeTom It does, however, make you their “customer,” and you should thank them for their patronage while you’re busy overth..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Oa

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The Cronulla Sharks do this for their players too. twitter.com/VirginAustrali…

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Another key quote from the @nytimes yarn. If DPRK was doing stuff in the 1990s, what would you conclude about us?..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5K

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Not the headline I’d have chosen… pic.twitter.com/RImQmy18J1

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“North Korea’s Rising Ambition Seen in Bid to Breach Global Banks”, a solid cyberfeature from @nytimes mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/25/tec…

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It’s a lovely day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/kwwgHuMmTy

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@PJPsych @zackwhittaker @dobes Check you dishwater reports (!) from your laptop. Dishwasher serves malware. You’re pwned.

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@PJPsych @zackwhittaker @dobes The dishwasher would be on the same LAN as the rest of your stuff, so you choose. Maybe a C&C server too.

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Combining the words dawdlesprawl and boomer, somehow.

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“This is the dishwasher with an unsecured web server we deserve”, writes @dobes zd.net/2nqrRwg

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@dobes @ZDNet It used “Washergeddon” so obviously it’s perfect. And quoting @mikko makes it legit. Again, obviously.

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This bit of Railway Parade is so going to become a sinkhole. Also, spot the aquifer feeding the hanging swamp. pic.twitter.com/CyhhEcSLBN

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MichaelRoddan GOOD NEWS — interest rate hikes for property investors could threaten a housing crash 😰😭 theaustralian.com.au/business/econo… pic.twitter.com/q7eaglvAc7

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@SnarkyPlatypus I thought ACCC or ASIC or APRA had given them deadline but haven’t been following. @zdnetaustralia, any of you across it?

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In the 21st century, everyone had access to real-time banking. pic.twitter.com/8AYgfjIib8

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@TrainLinkWest Morning! No worried, I always check on the apps anyway, and this gives me an excuse to dawdle.

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@dfpiii But do you have a backdoor for government use?

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FoxNews News Alert: @POTUS spending weekend working at the White House. pic.twitter.com/kAtZVQE2Mr

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Mon plan, redraft: Sysadmin tasks (done); 1107 train to Katoomba; food; many editings of the wordses, Katoomba library; shopping; TGIM.

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@dfpiii That’s a sentence not a phrase, but whatever.

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@dfpiii Exactly. A phrase used in this debate in AU was: You don’t find the needle in the haystack by adding more hay.

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@dvcotton @CosmicRami Implants. Implants are the way to go.

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He also used a car. Did that already have a backdoor? Or was it a hatchback? twitter.com/slashdot/statu…

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Hey @dobes, I know I’ve said this before, but, “It begins!” twitter.com/Bry_Campbell/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Tiny sysadmin loose ends; many editings of the wordses, most of the day, Katoomba library; shopping, probably.

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chrismachian .@OHnewsroom “Between the chickens and the horses this week, I no longer have any clean pants.”

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ParkerMolloy He seriously tried to invoice Germany for $374 billion because he doesn’t understand how NATO funding works. 🤦‍♀️..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8V

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Good fortune, Queensland. This looks… sub-optimalpic.twitter.com/lB7M8Loddada

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@NewtonMark No, I think @dfpiii has taken this in a much better direction, despite my attempts to get him to sell out.

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@dfpiii And what if your protagonist discovers that he’s the father of one of the embryos he conceived with his late wife?

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@dfpiii Fair point. The climb-or-eat dilemma works, because you’d have to feed some embryos on embryos to fatten them up to climb.

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This is not how I’d imagined starting my Monday.

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@dfpiii I would imagine that human embryos would taste something like veal. But, what if it wasn’t a well, but a multi-level carpark?

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This is magnificent. Oh this has so cheered me up this morning. Who took this photo? twitter.com/MrCsandDs/stat…

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I’ve not seen “Interstellar” but I’ve just read the plot on Wikipedia. What a ridiculous pile of shit.

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@ResignInShame This could well be because we’re in the Mountains, and mountains are the natural enemy of canals.

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@dfpiii But still with 5000 frozen embryos. So you’d have to take care of 5000 toddlers by yourself. Down a well. I would watch this film.

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It’s always someone else’s fault. Other media outlets, Mexicans, refugees, uppity blacks, vaccines, the Cheese Rabb..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…py

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Wondering whether to see what’s happening in the news, or whether to throw myself into a canal. Not that there are any canals up here.

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@dfpiii The well thing sounds like a great premise for a short story.

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Marriage would indeed be unfortunate, @dfpiii, for at least three reasons. But I certainly enjoyed the podcast, for at least three reasons.

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Monday. This isn’t a joke, Darren. This could seriously affect your ability to enjoy television drama. Monday.

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