Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 31st, 2017

Have you had enough of Friday? I have. I’m going away now.

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riskybusiness How dare you!

My mother is a saint!! twitter.com/gchq/status/84…

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James_Jeffrey Что это значит? twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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TheKennyDevine Nick Xenophon school of negotiation:

1. Hold all the cards
2. Set fire to the cards
3. Total capitulation
4. Claim victory

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I’d support this, @Colvinius, if you’d said “1 April”. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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HLMenckenBot The universe is run idiotically, and its only certain product is sorrow.

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intelwire There’s some nine-dimensional chess right there to distract us from the Russia story twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@michaelneale That’s not the word I’d use, no, but there’s one hell of a concentration of intelligence in that photo.

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Dinosn Samsung Galaxy S8 facial recognition system to unlock the device can be bypassed with a photo securityaffairs.co/wordpress/5757… (was it unexpected ?)

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@mpesce @aDB I would, tho he did go a bit funny in the end.

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@MattTett @e_kaspersky I for one would be happy to see @e_kaspersky have a go at Eurovision.

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@mpesce @aDB In which case I must be a Botticelli angel.

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And speaking of a new look for the new cyber soldier, look no further than @e_kaspersky and his team! pic.twitter.com/C4fMfTMBOg

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“Cyber war requires a new look for a new kind of soldier” thehill.com/blogs/pundits-… pic.twitter.com/Gt7aOWvx8i

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johnb78 Built-in cigarette lighter? pic.twitter.com/34T6lxt6Ng

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As new bits of the world wake, I may just RT my yarn, “Fiddle with something long enough, Twitter, and it’ll break” zdnet.com/article/fiddle…

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HLMenckenBot The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable.

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@mikebutcher @Colvinius @mr_james_c @JoeScarboro Indeed. And I’m fairly sure we’re not just old men shouting at clouds.

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mikebutcher Three veterans of Twitter try to work out how just ONE new feature of Replies works (unchecking) pic.twitter.com/IsWdTZXBBQ

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Oh wait. That wasn’t a story commission? twitter.com/rgcooke/status…

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Also, you need to watch this excellent 3-minute nature documentary, “Planet Earth : Bin Chicken” youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWh…

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Yeah look I retweeted this earlier and you lot failed to appreciate how brilliant it is. So here it is again. twitter.com/Histreepix/sta…

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aw_nz “I need parking right outside my shop for my customers” pic.twitter.com/GjI41stdGk

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cashbonez I just watched my neighbour calibrate their TV for 10 minutes and then take a giant bong rip on their balcony. Life is a beautiful tapestry

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RichardTuffin He’s saying grace before he swims out to eat the photographer. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…

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There was a time, @NicholasFryer, when I’d be harassed by one MP at a time. But these two? They’re nothing but trou..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kb

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I can’t tell whether this is the FLW team trolling the US or not. (If not, they should be.) twitter.com/flwaustralia/s…

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.@NicholasFryer @stownpodcast In further @NicholasFryer-related news, I’ve decided to have a go at a podcast episod..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8k

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Some cunt of a so-called “friend” i.e. @NicholasFryer just sent me this message about @stownpodcast..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vh

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@faully33 I’d forgotten about Archie! Yeah, Morecroft is both a compassionate human being and an utter ratbag.

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Anyone know what happened to Tony McCarthy, former colleague and ABC Adelaide radio presenter? Last on air in 2010? abc.net.au/local/stories/…

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caromeldrum PLEASE EXPLAIN: Inside Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. Freedom of speech cuts both ways. Monday on youtu.be/5cGB4RK-sy4

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@faully33 Yep, and a great voice actor. He did a radio ident as a strung-out chain-smoking addict. “At first I just..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IN

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Oh no, @dobes, this is clearly the fourth greatest thing that has ever been invented. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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Meanwhile, here’s Richard Morecroft introducing ABC News in [gulp] 1986. youtu.be/x_0KMb-Ff1U?t=…

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@leighformayor Yeah ain’t that astounding. I haven’t seen Richard Morecroft in years, but that’s the man. He did so..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vs

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More on the National Photographic Portrait Prize winners at bordermail.com.au/story/4569002/… I worked with Mr Morecroft in the day. Lovely chap.

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National Photographic Portrait Prize winner: Gary Grealy’s pic of former ABC TV newsreader Richard Morecroft and gi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hK

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leighformayor I refuse to read this article. The headline alone is just too amazing. Reading the article will only spoil my enjoy..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…b9

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semibogan Twitter - “Our A/B results were skewed to ppl who wanted to appear clinically insane, so we made replies look as if you talk to yourself!”

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In hindsight, @dobes, the headline could’ve been “Fiddle with it long enough, Twitter, and you’ll go blind”.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Fiddle with something long enough, Twitter, and it’ll break” zdnet.com/article/fiddle…

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@McDermie Nor is it a cheeseburger, a penguin, a public lavatory, or any other things I’m not saying it was. You’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZK

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atbobb This is some soylent green shit pic.twitter.com/1oHFx8T5wz

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burritojustice time-lapse movie, compiled over 14 years, shows orbits of stars within the light year of space centered on Sgr A*..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vk

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IndoEnts Woman jailed for using Ed Sheeran song to torture her neighbour. indo.ie/JXTG30amlEr pic.twitter.com/hu12vwu6Uc

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clubxaustralia A picture really can say a thousand words 😂 pic.twitter.com/GygqIIjHMk

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liam_dwyer And 5 .5 years away from joining a Mirai botnet twitter.com/evankirstel/st…

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_m_miles Welcome to 2030. I can’t open my door without cash, I’m discouraged from procreating, and rich people live behind a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lt

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That’s the end of the links, but I might retweet a few things I saw earlier.

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“The Like Button Ruined the Internet” (21 Mar) theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

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“The Gig Economy Celebrates Working Yourself To Death” (22 Mar) newyorker.com/culture/jia-to…

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“Foreign Robots Invade American Factory Floors” wsj.com/articles/power…

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“Who Stopped McCarthy? What the history of Republican infighting can teach us today” theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

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“America’s plan for stopping cyberattacks is dangerously weak” (27 Mar) vox.com/the-big-idea/2…

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“This is what a news organization built on reader trust looks like”, writes @jayrosen_nyu niemanlab.org/2017/03/jay-ro…

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“‘Positive thinking’ has turned happiness into a duty and a burden, says a Danish psychologist” qz.com/924103/happine…

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“What did the rich man say to the poor man? Why spatial inequality in Australia is no joke” theconversation.com/what-did-the-r…

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I think it’s time to clear out the browser tabs and other saved-for-later links. Here we go.

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@McDermie It’s not about “revelation”. It’s about a known, named person saying those words while under oath, and ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fw

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“Soviet-pushing accounts tweet at President Trump [in] high volumes when they know he’s online and push conspiracy theories.”

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President Trump used active Russian measures against his opponents during the 2016 election, says FPRI witness. youtube.com/watch?v=JP8AGn… Wow.

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“Sassy Trump: Repeal And Replace Obamacare” by @serafinowicz youtube.com/watch?v=g2IQfU…

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I have finally watched “Planet Earth : Bin Chicken” and I agree that it’s the greatest wildlife documentary ever. youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWh…

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TechnicallyRon WARNING: This film contains ADULT THEMES. All the characters are really tired and in debt.

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Another excellent little map illustrating why the Cold War was all about the north. twitter.com/jmkorhonen/sta…

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At first glance I thought this said: “Conmen can make a deal too… credit where it’s due.” But of course that woul..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4H

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jonoabroad Timeless tweet twitter.com/bitemyapp/stat…

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juhasaarinen This’ll fix my toxic face. pic.twitter.com/GXGIqRShh6

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@jamesrbuk Any decent office supplies store should have them. Sold for use on reception decks etc to attract attention.

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danpfeiffer The Trump White House: The plot of House of Cards with the characters from Veep

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I think I’ve figured out where Soapy’s invisible wombat went next. twitter.com/mearesy/status…

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I think I’ve figured out were Soapy’s invisible wombat went next. twitter.com/mearesy/status…

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RT [REDACTED]: HERE ARE SOME MORE PHOTOS OF DORIS THE WATER BUFFALO. twitter.com/Brentus88/stat…

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BrianHonan We had one client hit by CEO fraud but did not respond to email as it was too polite to be from their CEO :) twitter.com/quentynblog/st…

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Dr_Dan2 In order to be more compliant with the safety officer, I got new signs for the lab. pic.twitter.com/w51UtRD6z0

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Clarke and Daw, “Cyclone Malcolm. This is a Watch and Act Warning.” youtube.com/watch?v=4_GfFq…

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winesandlines I’m muting the phrase “we want the edit button” because y’all don’t know what hell could be unleashed with that

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@dobes Oh yes. It seems to end somewhere down in the nether shadows.

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Thank you, Mick Tsikas / AAPIMAGE, for this delightful portrait. pic.twitter.com/nSlDUqCo3g

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Why is Soapy holding an invisible wombat? pic.twitter.com/JhciAsLu37

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MarkDiStef 21 things that were really said during the Australian senate’s THREE day debate about racism buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/…

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GreenJ negotiations with NXT senate team entered their second day … twitter.com/dorseyshaw/sta…

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There must be a more efficient way to construct this pipeline. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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dobes Why is Nick hanging out with Daryl Somers? twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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@dobes I don’t think Jack will like the thing I wrote today. But then the princess is a billionaire, so he can probably cope.

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rubycornish This is from above right now. Totally inundated.
@ABCemergency @abcnews pic.twitter.com/Gsgp6bqXAB

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Just the last four words of this tweet would have been sufficient. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Fiddle with something long enough, Twitter, and it’ll break” zdnet.com/article/fiddle…

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@corduroy Maybe your Apple ID problems were related to this. zdnet.com/article/icloud…

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joshgnosis Cormann up now. Thursday (according to the parliament) is almost over.

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I know I tweeted it, but I’m not listening to Crusader Rabbit on the radio, because I told my doctor I didn’t do self-harm.

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dobes HAHAHAHAHA

Tone starts with power prices.

All the Abbott classic hits.

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joshgnosis Brandis accuses Labor and the Greens of time wasting…..

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dobes How many gigalitres did Nick get?

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GreenJ also chemtrails. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…

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KnottMatthew Helping, not sniping twitter.com/SydneyLive2GB/…

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This short article is very good, and has many links to more good things, about the new Chinese diaspora. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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jasonrcombs Each booth is an alternate reality. pic.twitter.com/AosrzjFLOr

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wolfcat The image is from CNN that is correct, but this is from Yasi not twitter.com/AndyRickie/sta…

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Tonight, why not pour yourself a large sherry, loosen your trousers, and read the Attorney-General’s speech on 18C?..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vi

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AndyRickie Glorious. Thank you @CNN for bringing the biggest laughs yet. pic.twitter.com/vvcwF4gazI

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I tweeted a link to this the other day, but I’m tweeting it again because it’s such a glorious quote. twitter.com/clutterbells/s…

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LucyBattersby Australian government suspends all YouTube advertising. Story coming soon.

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TheKouk Dutton mutton?
Betting: seat of Dickson next election:
Labor $1.60
Liberal $2.25

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@collettesnowden I haven’t looked at that sort of thing for ages, sorry.

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Viss @matthew_d_green its everyone. pic.twitter.com/MWnRQO4s0P

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It’s about Twitter. It contains no cows.

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I wish @dobes would let me write headlines like this. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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oberonsghost Pauline Hanson as dominatrix. Reads like a @roweafr cartoon. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Viss twitters datacenter right now pic.twitter.com/B1XLeUIiAh

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OK, I should stop retweeting random snark from Twitter and start writing some of my own into a document. Because that way I’ll get paid.

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glengyron What do you call this dish:

I gave up on life. twitter.com/macaulaybalkan…

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In which some low-rent email marketing platform can’t be arsed writing more than one confirmation message. pic.twitter.com/fmf6OMTUVB

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Here’s a thought, @LinkedIn. Instead of hiring 50 developer to make yet another half-arsed news aggregator, hire 50..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…PY

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@kheitman_au Thanks, Kim. I’ll manage somehow.

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nigelcameron The little Rolodex that could. Perhaps. twitter.com/markwschaefer/…

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@kheitman_au Aaargh! I’d forgotten about that event. :( Alas I can’t be away from the Sydney region next week. I am such a fool.

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intelwire But so many worms twitter.com/AmarAmarasinga…

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zoomosis Gendered guitar strings. What. pic.twitter.com/lmYByFGX0T

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matthew_d_green Is everyone on Twitter being added to a massive Notifications-DoSing reply thread, or is it just me and 33 other people?

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Wot. This idea is STILL kicking around? Libertarians in change of the sewage disposal while stuck on a boat. I wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…o7

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coreygilmore The new Twitter looks great. pic.twitter.com/v3eOMx7uRU

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“The new Chinese diaspora”, by John Lee (@J_B_C16) at @LowyInstitute lowyinstitute.org/the-interprete…

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MalwareJake As usual, @TSA in Augusta looks like a bunch of drunk monkeys trying to sodomize a greased football…

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Histreepix Madonna telephones the future to see if bland narcissism will still be popular in the 21st Century. New York, 1986. pic.twitter.com/sWDJp1e4Zd

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CBinsights 4/ Pie charts are terrible in general but this one is extra special pic.twitter.com/YrbNgmteFZ

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Hey @dobes I think I’ve found our new corporate strategy, in a single Venn diagram! HT @paul_shetler. pic.twitter.com/l2LlrlSVMI

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I should start a LiveJournal.

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GeorgeBludger Once you watch this, you can turn off the Internet because they’ll be nothing else worth watching. twitter.com/dorseyshaw/sta…

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@photogramel I bet I would win a hate-off though.

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Also, I hate all of you.

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That “deliberate intent” might be a critter wanting to investigate the camera or photographer, or whatever. But please, some perspective.

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For mine, a photobomb should involve deliberate intent, and significantly change the concept of the image. This as..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iW

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Apart from the annoying and depressingly overused “photobomb” to describe any unexpected object in the background,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…c1

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AllanMargolin STUPIDITY ON PARADE - GOP Lawmaker Thinks Our ‘Warm Bodies’ May Be Causing ow.ly/9ZoW30aq987 v..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ge

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@faully33 @bunjaree Nah, wrong time of year for orchards.

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@DavidRDHeath @bunjaree Have a squizz at bunjareecottages.com.au/calendar/ to check your dates. May-Jun is @bunjaree’s busy time.

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PFTCommenter Suprised that general Flynn is trying2 get immunity after Trump allready warned him it causes autism

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jc_cummins Bolt complains Lateline didn’t cover a story: heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-b…

Ignoring the fact that that we actually did: abc.net.au/lateline/conte…

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threatalertbot Threat Alert Level: PUCE
elevated danger of agitated badger

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edzitron [inside twitter hq]
ENGINEER: I’ve got an idea
JACK: not fixing harassment AGAIN
ENGINEER: No it makes replies real shitty
JACK: do go on

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I, for one, welcome our new long-beaked echidna overlords. twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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.@bunjaree I’ll reply to your tweets about my @bunjaree tweets once I’ve had a bite to eat.

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.@bunjaree I should mention, though, that today I didn’t venture more than a few metres from the track. @bunjaree c..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qT

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.@bunjaree I’ve run out of my allocated time, so I’ll head back up the track and walk the other half of @bunjaree t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Oz

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.@bunjaree Meanwhile, yet another kind of mushroom. This one is two or three centimetres across. pic.twitter.com/pFOVfFWxj8

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I’ve just noticed that this excellent* new Twitter feature is adding “.@bunjaree” to the front of my tweets without asking. Sorry.

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.@bunjaree The view from Wattle Cottage, which is my favourite of the four @bunjaree cottages. pic.twitter.com/nhIzlvnJw1

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.@bunjaree And this is Wattle Cottage at @bunjaree, though it’s the wrong time of year’s for wattle to flower. pic.twitter.com/sbZaXecE8A

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.@bunjaree Those banksia photos were just taken near the aptly-named Banksia Cottage at @bunjaree. pic.twitter.com/tUMf3lEAWw

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.@bunjaree The many, many species of banksia have such an ornate structure. pic.twitter.com/wyOpdhdIPV

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.@bunjaree However these little mushrooms are a bit bashed up. Can anyone ID them? pic.twitter.com/lHlhsgp83B

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.@bunjaree The flowers of the Mountain Devil seem to have survived the rainstorms. pic.twitter.com/hFaPfb83bY

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I’m walking from the middle of @bunjaree to the eastern end, then up to the road, then back to the middle. pic.twitter.com/cnBu8BNbjA

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Today’s slow start must include a walk and wander around the @bunjaree scrubland. So I’m off to do that. There will be photos.

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bengrubb BREAKING: ACCC denies authorisation for Australian banks to collectively bargain with Apple and boycott Apple Pay

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DPRK_News Ministry of Tourism cancels all further purchases of “Twitter Ads” as irredeemable failure, citing low tourist engagement and enthusiasm.

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How long does it take to say “Nah, won’t”? twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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This IS fucked up. You get forgiven? Express remorse to a magistrate and the best you’ll get is a suspended sentenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0A

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OK, but where’s the learning experience, so you don’t sin again? (I’m definitely not getting this.) twitter.com/djmer1/status/…

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normative Twitter pundits: Get ahead of next week’s news cycle, Google “symptoms of polonium poisoning” now!

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I’m not a Catholic, or even a Christian, but doesn’t this kinda miss the point of Confession? twitter.com/sturdyAlex/sta…

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I know I’m late to this whinge, but FFS just saying “fake” a lot because it’s in the news makes you nothing but a parrot. Parrot.

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Can we stop saying things are “fake”? They’re a mistake, a lie, fiction, parody, whatever. We don’t say Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” was “fake”.

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start (now); write for @zdnetaustralian (soon); triage the inbox and shove it into a calendar and/or the bin.

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WSJ Breaking: Mike Flynn has offered to be interviewed in probe of Trump team’s Russia ties in exchange for immunity on.wsj.com/2nBb8ET

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thedavidferrier Basic news copy: lead sentence, then 8 tweets from random people, then a wrap up sentence. pic.twitter.com/AnJ9mey1Ym

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I wholeheartedly support this proposal. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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Anyway, I thought that “that ethnic suburb” wasn’t a bit special. It’s like the 1970s never ended.

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Note to non-Sydney folks: Chatswood is an arduous 10km from the Sydney CBD, and there’s trains every few minutes.

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Catching the train was also a big adventure for them, because “I thought the Tangaras were the new ones.” They were built 1987-1995.

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Yes, that is an exact quote of what I heard. The next part was “all Asians” or “full of Asians” or the like, I can’t remember exactly.

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OH, yesterday: “I actually caught a train the other day! I went to, oh, what’s that ethnic suburb? Chatswood!”

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TheOnion Marathon Running Could Cause Kidney Injury trib.al/DGdj64T ? pic.twitter.com/iy6oZ1UPAS

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claudiakincaid So Twitter is now the “reply all” email button?

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jon_bois lots of people are tweeting this today thinking it’s real. which it is. i am the ceo of twitter twitter.com/jon_bois/statu…

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@petstarr It was, yes. Now I’m sad, even though it was so appalling.

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@ladyhana Ah yes! I can be dreadful with names, but I know exactly who you mean. I hope she’s doing well?

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@MatthewBevan It’s OK, man. It just scored me a story commission. It’s a funny old world.

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Here is the thing that I genuinely thought was real. This speaks to my stupidity, sure, but also to the respect we..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zm

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Sigh. I’ve just been told that Twitter thing is a parody from last year. I need a coffee. I’m going to delete all that.

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Hey @NewtonMark I’ve found the audio for your new ringtone. twitter.com/QPSmedia/statu…

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@ladyhana You’ll have to remind me who Bev is. I am old now.

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mermatriarch as a bisexual i am unable to go out for meals with anyone. socialising is a nightmare. please help i’m hungry twitter.com/mattwalshblog/…

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@ladyhana Well is anyone who wants to contribute, but yes @Manic_Henry is a good photographer.

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@Manic_Henry Are you suggesting that Sam Dastyari should be released into the wild?

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@ladyhana My pleasure. That hashtag is a constant source of delight.

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@scottamcintyre I’m safe today. I don’t have to go anywhere.

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My first question is whether these would cook up like mussels. twitter.com/alaynatokash/s…

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Before I read any of your bullshit today, I’m going look at some of @Manic_Henry’s tweets and lovely pics. twitter.com/Manic_Henry/st…

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Friday. That whole thing is a myth. It can turn in either direction. Friday.

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