I’d better go away now.
HAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/t1SG6JASbV
RT @WhalePanda: I don’t buy Kentamine often, but when I do I buy half a ton on Silkroad. /s https://t.co/qYWdq4KR03
egadheg @BenCuzzupe Take up cocaine, cheaper pic.twitter.com/ZBTefmvZcv
RT @gattaca: I saw an article on “IoT 2.0”.
Unrelated, how can you extract a pen that has been driven through your hand?
Asking for a fr…
OhHeyItsRei ???
???????????? pic.twitter.com/fwdV2w869h
This poor little robot isn’t doing so well. https://t.co/CIMI7zTnZH
Goodness me. https://t.co/6SrsCoNtY8
RT @markhumphries: You can see a former NSW premier and three future premiers on Tuesday night at @giantDWARFhq.
https://t.co/qYyFHaH8cJ ht…
wintnation Can’t wait for an Islamic Caliphate in Aus.
@posty Yes, this is something worth bearing in mind.
TripleMSydney Radio @chaser let loose tomorrow at 11am, on 104.9 #radioChaser pic.twitter.com/uleEHCRFum
@MarcFennell @domknight Me too.
@TraceySpicer @kcarruthers Your memory will be better than mine on this. You may well be right.
RT @PeteLawler: OH “I guess we’ll see how we go in 10 Metric hours” #SpaceX
@TraceySpicer Hasn’t the government waived TV license fees for the last few years@kcarruthersrs
.@NatReconOfc Up Goer NROL76 did not go up. https://t.co/lfoYku5pJ3
.@NatReconOfc Also, time to watch the live video. https://t.co/CyiLXAIGzg
.@NatReconOfc Ah here we go. “Released Records: Major NRO Programs and Projects†https://t.co/ZFITbUgaC2
.@NatReconOfc That day an ex-intel mate texted me TOPAZ, LACROSSE, LANYARD, GAMBIT, HEXAGON, and other code words t… https://t.co/SaPT1LC95R
.@NatReconOfc A lot of early @NatReconOfc imagery was declassified during the Obama administration. I’ll find a link in a bit.
Here we go. The @NatReconOfc is on Twitter too. This really does feel weird for me. https://t.co/IoRip9Bgwi
“List of NRO launches†(not complete) https://t.co/OdgvtNdHK9 https://t.co/8baQilhTPy
Here’s a nice rabbit-hole for you too. https://t.co/9NSCiaBBY6
Oh cool. The patch for today’s launch is more traditionally American. https://t.co/mhSOkR5wSS
Ah, the mission patch for NRO Launch 39. pic.twitter.com/3aDGbJNcFj
For you young folk, while the NRO was established in 1961, its very existence wasn’t admitted until 1992. https://t.co/X5rde3OnxI
So we now live in a world where the launch of a highly-classified reconnaissance satellite is being live-tweeted. M… https://t.co/XTqM4uuTP5
RT @45thSpaceWing: T-30 until launch! Look to the sky at 7:15 a.m. ET for a moment you won’t ever forget! #Falcon9 #NROL76
Photo: @Spacefl…
@sjsmith_au @christopherneal I do not have all these ingredients to hand, so I’m just curling up in bed.
Well this looks like a truly useful Workflow script. pic.twitter.com/yYr06GJNsB
RT @mikojava: Confiscated all laptops at Istanbul Airport
@jpwarren Why you do this?
Coughing and sneezing.
@irisherself The long-range helicopters are normally leased out to oil companies or search-and-rescue organisations.
@irisherself You’ll have trouble finding something with a 1200km range, though. Could you do a refuelling stop, SYD-MEL-HBA?
@irisherself The listings will usually show range, speed, and payload limits. Like this one that can’t help yousydneyhelicopters.com.au/fleet/4C
@irisherself You’d have to charter one. Google “helicopter charter sydney†and check their fleet listings for a lon… https://t.co/jVOCxuzc9q
@irisherself Happy to provide further feelpinions.
@loupascale Good God. That’s a damn good track, too.
@irisherself The AgustaWestland AW139 would be more comfortable, I suspect.
@irisherself The Sikorsky S-61R may well be your best. It’s designed for search and rescue, so would be reliable doing Bass Strait.
@irisherself A few, but not many. 630 nautical miles. See chart. https://t.co/TNCLJowUqV
Ah, I wondered what @NewtonMark was doing with that An-2 … https://t.co/2s3V7obVYI https://t.co/9Iit8I0owF
roweafr don’t worry it’s only early @FinancialReview #trump100days pic.twitter.com/nfqWkgNBmc
wintnation I spoke with Ray Hadley on this site, and other things
“The F-35 Just Got $1.7 Billion More Expensive†from @warisboring https://t.co/jucG0TjBRK
Erm… well I suppose it’ll be handy when he’s older. https://t.co/MJD0srKn1j
@DavidFeng Nid wyf yn trafferthu.
@DavidFeng I think it’s hilarious.
Oh and here’s another glorious snippet on the magnificence that was #fyrefestival… https://t.co/bGrf663PzV
Well this rather high-grade trolling by the EU. https://t.co/UMA59vmXS4
JohnRentoul Corbyn has just said he wants “a better tomorrow” pic.twitter.com/wQEPdXInBa
@frogworth Yeah I know. I’m foregoing a bunch of potential income by not having a presence there, but I’m just stubborn.
RT @SquigglyRick: how would you describe the decade of politics since? https://t.co/TBazZNXadg
@frogworth Well I assigned those happy people to the memory hole back in 2010. A gather Facebook is still a thing though.
@frogworth Never trust anyone with anything.
Heh. Android. https://t.co/ruVSGRFHdH
.@JohnBirmingham Rolling back a bit, @JohnBirmingham has left us with this apt description (21 Apr).… https://t.co/x0nT8nYXII
.@JohnBirmingham Yes thank you, @JohnBirmingham. pic.twitter.com/V90zSGITHv
@purserj So like this. pic.twitter.com/0HPljJLaSg
@purserj Like this? pic.twitter.com/tFNXkMVWfM
RT @janesasseen: You’ve got to get a card made! https://t.co/2h7tCGZAeS
I’ll assume for the moment that these are two different issues. https://t.co/esgGRTtA9x
I know. I’ll catch up o@JohnBirminghamamâaliensideboob.comvKkS columns. That’ll cheer me up.
RT @wilfredchan: New York Times: we’re gonna undermine our own journalism with completely avoidable bad takes
Boston Globe: hold my beer h…
@AnnabelAstbury It’s just constant chronic ebola. It’s very disappointing.
ExSpAd Election time - a good time to dust off the best ever campaign poster ever pic.twitter.com/KQNXodq6JL
Ermph. I’m not sure why I’ve been suddenly quite ill this afternoon, but I have been. This just has to be ebola again.
wintnation I met with the best of all the political parties, but if you do one more weird trick youll die
@ericscheid @nswpolice Bald eagles aren’t even proper eagles.
JohnBlaxland1 The three-volume ASIO history is now out in paperback @our_ANU @ANU_SDSC pic.twitter.com/lTTCKgh2j0
Squeezy Coal! Ping @firstdogonmoon. https://t.co/eaOAtddcXC
@FakeDanTosello @mpesce Oh that’s OK then becaus@paulwallbanknk is a prick.
@ericscheid @nswpolice “A Wedgie will also eat dead kangaroo from the middle of the road and attempt to stare down… https://t.co/PHGoW2wqQW
@FakeDanTosello @mpesce Mate, I can tell whether I’m pissing or not pretty much most of the time.
@kcarruthers @WarOnTheRocks Listen to the first episode first, where they introduce themselves, then drop in wherever.
@ericscheid @nswpolice Also, “7 Reasons the Wedgie is Superior to the American Bald Eagle†https://t.co/z31yQqZUHg
@ericscheid @nswpolice Well, sure, but wedgetails already know how to take out drones. https://t.co/N1RWi9heI5
Well this is a point. https://t.co/CFKcd8h6cb
Dear @nswpolice and friends, how about we get some wedgetails onto this? https://t.co/1VxIy4PMg1
Uhoh.
@ResignInShame @WarOnTheRocks Well that is also a worthy tactic, obviously.
@kcarruthers Dear @kcarruthers if you are not yet listening to @WarOnTheRocks’ podcast “Bombshell†then you should… https://t.co/2D1DPCUGE6
MichaelRoddan Oregon police respond to report of cat armed with gun-shaped stick upi.com/6523173t
RT @ErrataRob: This is so unfair. When I drop in on random people for dinner, I get court orders. https://t.co/OXqKl20Usm
cxi Okay we all learned a new word today! pic.twitter.com/qkTFmLWpz1
@ResignInShame @WarOnTheRocks No no no, that’s targeting not authorisation.
I would like one of these for my birthday and I promise that I will never misuse it in any way. https://t.co/wP4DWokqif
The hosts of @WarOnTheRocks’ “Bombshell†have suggested a system for authorising airstrikes based on sending emoji. I like their thinking.
Normally I think Penrith is a reasonably sensible, but this takes the biscuit. Or the potato. https://t.co/CXrPYpGEkq
@ericscheid @VicMarket In this context, they’re essentially the same thing, aren’t they? The subtle changes over ti… https://t.co/Xycr3vmFUl
MikeCarlton01 Editing A Murdoch Newspaper For Dummies. A helpful guide. pic.twitter.com/Q6UMVfrDRY
@garthk I’m told that if the Blue Mountains rail line goes down for too long, some coal ends up going by road. (Loc… https://t.co/O38TjRmluR
segalmr Adult: I’m upset by “snowflakes” who post lawn signs against hate.
7th Grader: MAYBE YOU ARE THE SNOWFLAKE. pic.twitter.com/sVSeizEVGc
@aptronym @VicMarket I still better not speculate. That detail still doesn’t match the website data exactly.
.@VicMarket OK, as I just mentioned, the website doesn’t show a suitable stall at B27, but such websites are often… https://t.co/UTRACb2GGU
.@VicMarket If we’re going to put a head on a spike as a warning to others, it seems only fair to choose the right head.
.@VicMarket I’ve done a bit of poking around, and the website doesn’t list a fruit & veg stall at B27. So I won’t g… https://t.co/9pnGi1GqIK
.@VicMarket I’ll let you folks know wha@VicMarketet does nextpic.twitter.com/V2fFuH393j3j
.@VicMarket Ah yep, and @VicMarket uses that dark design practice of pre-selecting “subscribe to newsletterâ€. Of c… https://t.co/YN8VCRKb9K
.@VicMarket We’ll see how this goes, though, because @VicMarket seems to one of those arsehat Twitter accounts that… https://t.co/doHm5NqPdf
Well @VicMarket is the place to send this pic of a trader advertising illegally. Is that stall B27 up there? https://t.co/fsH48BMrlk
Also, because @SavedYouAClick told me what it was, I clicked through. That dumbass headline I’d have ignored@FortuneMagazinene.
OK, iOS users, this looks damn useful. https://t.co/rXWEjJbbOU
barriecassidy Trump cannot win. The nightmare is over.
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: This is a neural network trained on hundreds of thousands of pieces of art, filling in a drawing as it’s being made. h…
wintnation The question also has to be wound back.
wintnation Yes it’s funny but try to run a hospital in AFGHANISTAN?? hello?? i dont follow anyone on the committee.
This is very true, and also true. https://t.co/Ycz6abpvJl
Fishin’ in the Rivers of Life.
Other Data: The Gate Is Open.
surfbordt NYT, 1950. pic.twitter.com/7y1JHwnM2H
“Reckon you’ve seen some stupid security things? Here, hold my beer…†by @troyhunt https://t.co/cPAwKUkCYT
“NSA stops controversial program that searches Americans’ emails†by @zackwhittaker https://t.co/3h5N0oNLG2
@ataraxite Ah yeah I know what Ivy Mike is without having to click through. Happy days.
RT @wintnation: for the record I don’t know how to make 🇦🇺 safe from Islamic terrorism.
@ResignInShame @latingle Well here’s another possibility. https://t.co/2rOZZ56ar5
Is there a way to stop Tweetbot using Favstar?
Well if @latingle is belting those two horses’ arses then they should give her a length of pipe to do it with. https://t.co/n7t5OBmJf3
@RuralPsych I would never forget Dubbo. In fact, Dubbo should be one of their first.
Maybe they should put Insiders on a road tour. Live from Rooty Hill RSL, Ceduna, Warrnambool, Ipswich, Cobar, Cabramatta… studio audience.
People watch this to start their Sundays, so they can understand how the nation should be run. Just think about tha… https://t.co/B26gIXICu9
Tweeting like it’s 2008pic.twitter.com/4PmokAkzIGIG
Sun plan, draft: Slow start; consider next week; kangaroo for lunch; edit some words, as many as possible; blog; quiet evening.
AcademicsSay An honest book preface | via @normative pic.twitter.com/3AvPfaczo7
shittyIifetips Sneak Chocolate Into The Movie Theater With This Trick pic.twitter.com/V71RwPaJeM
MrDanZak Full-page thank-you card in today’s Post from the nation’s 2nd-biggest defense contractor. pic.twitter.com/2FCVYvUxMa
wintnation cant wait until work is over so i can drink a ton of olive oil to see if your hypothesis holds up.
After a while, you give up trying to teach the pig to sing. https://t.co/EkjUmHApAK
RT @Gwyntaglaw: I’m wondering how many movie pitches are being greenlit RIGHT NOW https://t.co/EPVdF2j4Ug
RT @DocHackenbush: Outside Bristol pub https://t.co/03xJidXYWA
The difficulties of reporting Trump’s first 100 days. Do read the whole thread. https://t.co/lb7pbcF6Uo
Delafina777 For something a bit less dire: someone was living their best life when they named their company. pic.twitter.com/8kFey2d7Em
wintnation theres too many restaurants
warkolm yep, just wear a full faced helmet pic.twitter.com/70j8ieejIV
Sunday. They peek in through the gaps in the planks, but it’s hard to say how many of Them there are. You eagerly await the gruel. Sunday.
@JustJimWillDo @ResignInShame That’d be the one.
@jameslosey That’s pretty much the spine of it, yes. I’ll run it past an editor, but I’m pretty sure we have other fish to fry this week.
@swearyanthony @RachaelHasIdeas Very much so, especially given the personal endorsement a post like this would impl… https://t.co/aRGXA88THN
@RachaelHasIdeas @swearyanthony Yep, this is pretty much what I was thinking. I can do arithmetic right now, but that seems right to me.
@twiddlekins Yeah I know someone like that. Eventually refused to run advertising for them unless it was cash up fr… https://t.co/xbHWhubkyV
@swearyanthony Mind you, I know how the fuck you broadly approach a gig like this, because I’ve spent time with peo… https://t.co/M3uS0es4D9
@swearyanthony For the first iteration of an event like this, 30% to 40% of the budget going on marketing and adver… https://t.co/VqOWXsoShT
@swearyanthony How many followers has she got? What’s that as a CPM? Personal endorsement, no disclosure. Perhaps not unreasonable.
Part of me wants to write a thinkpiece on #fyrefestival being a physical analog of Startupland. The other part of m… https://t.co/VeeeelM2WJ
I must say, I’m taking far too much pleasure in the reporting of the #fyrefestival debacle. https://t.co/AovvQDZATy https://t.co/aiMDuo72FP
RT @wintnation: However Chris Bowen removed the 50% law, allowing up to 100% of new units to be sworn in to Parliament under the Qur’an
RT @johnthelutheran: This is the only FaceApp tweet I have enjoyed. https://t.co/oQ6prCjhOz
RT @NewtonMark: Fighting the good fight. https://t.co/r390I7TUkJ
“Industrial Society and Its Future†https://t.co/zNxkL6KgHL https://t.co/KaxOGhqmSI
Excellent. https://t.co/2TMZR2wZs5
@NuclearAnthro Mine was an RAAF C-17 rather than a USAF C-5, but still fun.
@GordyPls @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Hey sort it with @R_Chirgwin, I say. At season’s height there’s double the density… https://t.co/iwUIBIYXVP
RT @meakoopa: Americans are scared of cookies now https://t.co/MgM19aM1UI
@NuclearAnthro Also, they’re not unseen because I’ve been in one.
@_midofo_ My understanding is that when HMAS Sydney was decommissioned, this was done to the wardroom piano.
@_midofo_ And we have a precedent. https://t.co/h9zCTDXH2d
@_midofo_ You’d just need a slight modification to the IJN I-400 class, no?
@R_Chirgwin @GordyPls Anyway, here’s the kiwifruit that ate Rosella Cottage a@bunjareeeepic.twitter.com/VxQbOzFl9m9m
@_midofo_ Bah. LHDs and submarines are EXACTLY the same and completely interchangeable.
@R_Chirgwin @GordyPls Also, 6’ not 6â€. I hope.
@R_Chirgwin @GordyPls There were way more than that one washing basket though. We just gave up on picking them.
@peterbayley Wel no, but he was a REAL writer.
This actually sounds like an excellent 1960s romp movie. The Bra-Bras of Seville. https://t.co/4A6GoRRvnY
RT @KarlreMarks: Our bold proposal to reshape Western Europe for a more stable and peaceful future. (Inspired by what Europe did elsewhere.…
@peterbayley Not really birdwatching. I’m just sitting here, and we happen to have 50+ species of birds a@bunjareeee at various times.
@firstdogonmoon @JustJimWillDo Forests are good to live in. They are full of things.
.@bunjaree Earlier, I was visited by a grey shrikethrush, and I can hear a little wattlebird (pictured) or striped… https://t.co/VLVyxUUsbU
@GordyPls @R_Chirgwin The kiwifruit vines are threatening to devour the western end of Rosella Cottage.
@GordyPls @R_Chirgwin No, there’s a seriously huge number of kiwifruit and they just keep coming and coming.
There are more than enough kiwifruit out here, @R_Chirgwin. Too many kiwifruit, in fact.
@JustJimWillDo @ResignInShame Beep.
I’m sitting very quietly at @bunjaree and an eastern yellow robin has decided to sit nearby. Here’s one I prepared… https://t.co/EvmahQQubG
@ResignInShame @JustJimWillDo Beep.
@ResignInShame Beep.
Beep.
@Davelennonabc @batwithoutfear They’d taste terrible, though.
Now playing: The Cruel Sea, “You Better Get A Lawyer†https://t.co/pxzhlDXXow You tell ’em, Tex.
batwithoutfear I need a book written about #fyrefestival ASAP, preferably from the perspective of a feral dog who is having the best weekend of his life
thegrugq_ebooks ugh, if you’re going to cheat, hire a professional.
wintnation No one ever said we were a tough bunch.
@Epigrammist Isn’t it just.
@ResignInShame @JustJimWillDo Still, you could probably fund the entire Ironfest by chardign well-dress young folk… https://t.co/7l1ggQ2fUP
@JustJimWillDo @ResignInShame Armed only with jewellery they carry and a selection of haircare products.
“I Worked at Fyre Festival. It Was Always Going to Be a Disaster.†https://t.co/3NtdlOzGwC I’ve produced far smaller gigs. This is insane.
@ResignInShame @JustJimWillDo This idea has merit.
@glengyron Do I know you?
Cashed-up Instagram models hiding from feral dogs sounds an awesome weekend.
“Flocks of Instagram models forced to seek shelter… lack of food, violent locals, appalling accommodation and feral dogs roaming…”
RealTimeWWII Hitler’s secretary Traudl Junge, after typing his will, climbs from bunker to discover SS officers having desperate orgy with Berlin women.
“Salad found around dead bat bought from Walmart†https://t.co/yJkJs1UFLm
oberonsghost @stilgherrian 1 May is also International Sunflower Guerrilla Gardening Day.
oberonsghost @stilgherrian Also, on 1 May 1999, Spongebob Squarepants debuts on Nickelodeon.
oberonsghost @stilgherrian On 1 May, 1915, the Lusitania weighed anchor for her final voyage across the Atlantic.
@akent @ApostrophePong Indeed, the first image shows the car parking for said checkpoint at the upper right.
OK then I’m sure this sort of thing will always end well. https://t.co/D64UjGfjZJ
.@ApostrophePong Here’s the site of the Queen Victoria Sanatorium. The properly includes part of the cliff face to… https://t.co/3rxCIExS5H