Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 23rd, 2017

Bah. Just punch the cunt in the face and remind him that employees aren’t property. Then punch him again. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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I have no idea what is going on in this tweet but I approve. twitter.com/dgwbirch/statu…

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@semibogan @riskybusiness @beist I don’t think anyone in this conversation is unaware. ;)

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@riskybusiness @semibogan @beist Maybe I wouldn’t, but then I’m getting old. @beist’s work was awesome though.

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@melissamadsen You know too much. I’ll send the guys with the van.

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@riskybusiness @semibogan So, why wouldn’t they? ( @beist’s work was 2013, by my write-up.) Not doing their job otherwise.)

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@LaTrioli Why are you still conscious?

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ClintonDucas The @nytimes buries the lead: James Murdoch is building a ‘survivalist compound’ in Canada nytimes.com/2017/04/22/bus…

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@melissamadsen Well, I don’t know your background, buy making assumptions now, yep.

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@melissamadsen About half those things I did decades ago. ;)

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@SteveMolk I made the mistake of judging it by the promo images on @abciview.

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workmanalice “Best Factual Program” pic.twitter.com/oEBYV0NDZG

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@SteveMolk OK, thanks for that. I trust your taste. (For better or worse.)

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@JustJimWillDo Maybe if you did them like the traditional kangaroo method. Encase them in mud and roast them in a pit of coals.

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Wasn’t Barracuda just a complicated excuse to have near-naked boys on TV. (I didn’t watch it, I’ve got a decent porn collection.)

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pajoflynn Sickening scenes on the telly of 50,000 English people chasing 10 Kenyan men through the streets of London…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lh

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Correct. Only the scientists understand their cute jokes. Those who need to hear the message will only be baffled. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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@swearyanthony @mpesce I wouldn’t want to second-guess their asset models.

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@swearyanthony @mpesce Energy infrastructure doesn’t run at startup speed.

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wintnation POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT - One Nation has never and will never support pears again

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Why would ice addicts be interested in a cheeseburger? twitter.com/LogiesInsider/…

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@JustJimWillDo I am part of the problem, and always have been.

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There are Logies trolls? Really? You’d seriously have to question your life choices.

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workmanalice FYI - Peta Credlin has now won a LOGIE and a WALKLEY. pic.twitter.com/tfxXHXUj1I

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benpobjie I do. On weekends twitter.com/LogiesInsider/…

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Actually I’m assuming this is a parody account, because nobody could actually be this stupid. twitter.com/hughegerection…

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omically yet another example of unrealistic body standards for women pic.twitter.com/HqNCnxU9Yq

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Wow can you imagine the world in which this guy lives. Fuckin’ hilarious. twitter.com/hughegerection…

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BrigadierSlog And unicorns. Shitloads of unicorns twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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thegrugq_ebooks @thegrugq @semibogan @beist You know the CIA is the worse evil because 0day, or something.

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Ah, I got totally pwned by Ruth Cracknell once. A wonderful human being. twitter.com/ABCnewsIntern/…

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ABCnewsIntern Cracknell, Hazlehurst, and Kennerley.

My preferred detective agency, naturally, but also the only women in the Logies Hall of Fame.

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@aleeb88 My knowledge of that is second-hand, but from a number of reliable sources.

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@aleeb88 This is my understanding also.

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@aleeb88 Orly? Hah! I’ve only met Molly twice, and it was early in the day, so he was moderately well behaved.

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Also, “immerse yourself into Molly Meldrum” should not be a phrase. Ever.

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This disturbs me for so many reasons. twitter.com/AliceHeraldSun…

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@bagsnotfirst @theprojecttv They’re running as we speak, but I have no TV and am relying on tweets.

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Chopper, Alan and KAK via @ABCmediawatch youtube.com/watch?v=23WFRa… The key bit is towards the end.

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@daniels_den Ah yes, we’re still trying to sort that. I’ll have to have my people call your people.

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.@theprojecttv Oh FFS. Please feel free to ignore everything I say ever. twitter.com/KrazyKarl910/s…

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@KrazyKarl910 @theprojecttv The graphic says “best”. Meh. I’m drinking alone at home with no TV. What would I know? twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…

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This week’s @onthemedia has some great stories on North Korea and you kids should calm the fuck down. wnyc.org/story/on-the-m…

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@daniels_den Should I admit that when the Angels were still called the Keystone Angels they played at my high school?

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Faloulah Another austerity success story coming to you from : twitter.com/CostasKantouri…

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.@theprojecttv Note that that’s Best Presenter (peer-judged) not Most Popular Presenter (public vote).

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.@theprojecttv Excellent. He does really well, for a robot. (Private joke.) twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…

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@daniels_den You’re not old enough to be an Eagle Rock bogan, surely?

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Media working rooms are always* so glamorous. twitter.com/nicchristensen…

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Glad to see @theprojecttv win an ugly statuette. A great show and each time I’ve been on it I’ve been impressed wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OH

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BrashsAustralia The @Channel9 juggernaut wins yet another Logie - congratulations Burke’s Backyard! pic.twitter.com/3LoVTuorF3

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BrashsAustralia No surprise that this presenter wins yet again - Daryl Somers adds another Logie to his ever growing collection pic.twitter.com/vPSUQLW7wt

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@Rhys_Needham @mpesce @kels_316 There’s been a few docos over the years as details have been declassified.

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@smartbrain Um, “going under the hammer” means “sold by auction”. Or have I missed your irony?

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@kels_316 @Rhys_Needham @mpesce @NuclearAnthro It’s beautiful stuff. I need to find a lab with a decent microscope..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dV

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@kels_316 @Rhys_Needham @mpesce One of my prized possessions now is a piece of trinitite that @NuclearAnthro sent me.

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@Rhys_Needham @mpesce @kels_316 Sure, but there’s a difference between “measurable” and “hazardous”. I haven’t got..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…C0

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@kels_316 @mpesce I only know what was in the Royal Commission public evidence, of course, and I only read bits bac..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hL

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@brisvegas1 @kels_316 @mpesce Well DPRK’s little 10kT beasts can do that, but only for a relatively small area. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gE

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@mpesce @kels_316 Later, the Royal Commission into the Maralinga nukes was happening, and we had this map. pic.twitter.com/mfBFfR3lWd

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@brisvegas1 @kels_316 @mpesce Or choose you weather. The site allows you to drag the wind around.

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@kels_316 @mpesce I already know far too much about nukes than is healthy for a growing boy.

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@kels_316 @mpesce Yep yep. I’d selected air burst with 0 altitude, but apparently that doesn’t automatically select surface burst.

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@kels_316 @mpesce That’s 140m, which it said was optimal for fallout.

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TheDanBarrett Wish he were really two 6 year-olds wearing a trenchcoat. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@mpesce Perhaps, but I’m busy laughing about nuclear strategy this week.

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@mpesce There is much else in the world that outclasses that one these days.

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wintnation Watch out NSW, Pauline Hansons One Nation at the table.

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@mpesce I have seen this thing. I found it somewhat amusing. Thank you.

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Vice-President Pants.

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This really is one of the best Logies moments ever. Watch it all. twitter.com/NeilMcMahon/st…

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@sylmobile You do if there’s couch work.

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simongerman600 This is the we all have been waiting for! Number of per 10,000 residents in the . Source:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nw

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aljwhite The Ukip candidate who wants to bring back the guillotine has given her views on gorillas. heraldscotland.com/news/15240329.… pic.twitter.com/k9IjNkYk4U

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@SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t done much TV this year, and @LaTrioli hogged the main bit I was in. Or when was I on..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…EE

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Is it just me, or has @ABCemergency started tweeting things which aren’t actually an emergency? Not sure that’s a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZR

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My invitation must’ve been lost in the post.

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.@beist I haven’t looked to see whether it’s independent work or not (could I even tell?) but it’s worth mentioning.

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Folks are tweeting about the CIA/MI5 Samsung smart TV hacks again today. Reminder: @beist did proofs of concepts in 2013.

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Alakaiser ever since I was made aware that the word “homeowner” contains “meow” in it I am incapable of reading that word without thinking about it

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There’s quite a bit of win here, yes. twitter.com/cafuego/status…

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.@onthemedia I also recommend “The Pursuit of Oblivion: A Global History of Narcotics” (2004) by Richard Davenport-..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vN

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Last week’s @onthemedia “This American War on Drugs” is superb and I learned a lot. wnyc.org/story/on-the-m…

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@NuclearAnthro With AUD 2 billion up for grabs, a few hundred thou on advertising is back-of-the-couch money.

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@NuclearAnthro Raytheon just scored an AUD $2 billion contract with the Australian Army with no competitive tender. abc.net.au/news/2017-04-1…

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@NuclearAnthro Even today, Canberra airport, used primary by politicians and bureaucrats, maintains the image. pic.twitter.com/q59Y9LNmQ5

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@NuclearAnthro Gotta think beyond “advertising to sell a product” to “public relations to create and maintain an corporate image”.

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@NuclearAnthro Also, in the US context, you want your congressfolk to know their voters know that getting a factory..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…RQ

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@NuclearAnthro Many of these are private companies, so they’re wanting to create buzz to boost their share price.

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wintnation sorry bartender. if i order the wrong beer the trolls will have a positive effect on this government and help turn things around!

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cinnamontoastk “It Works” pic.twitter.com/QppldXeTQz

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Sun plan, or inevitability: Today, like the last two days, will be about laying here coughing and exuding unpleasant things. Sigh.

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wintnation No, Terry holds an extreme view on and is making a fool of me for drama purposes.

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MrPhilQ I just remembered mum’s partner washes his dogs’ arseholes with a bar of soap and warm water after every shit and now my day is ruined.

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wintnation Fuck this website is full of rats. nobody ever washes it

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wintnation Noticed you switched from empirical evidence that links human CO2 to a serious response from the Police.

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I could probably keep complaining, actually.

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ManuclearBomb HOLY SHIT SOPHIE pic.twitter.com/LT2ZnpKDAf

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The coughing and the exuding are still things, as are the aching and the complaining. I do not want these things.

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gpaddymanning Haha not running for Wentworth at all! Australian royalty here we go pic.twitter.com/kFshSoe2CU

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deanog Living the dream pic.twitter.com/wEbaUxOJGL

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Sunday. I you were a teapot, you’d be one of those really crappy teapots that dribbles. Sunday.

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