Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 2017

@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin @BOM_NSW Which is where frost comes from, yes. But snow happens in clouds, t… https://t.co/8zR0OQBRiv

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Those meta-meta subtweets really aren’t as funny as you think. Wankers.

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RT @twlldun: “Hiding in the Stock Cupboard: each week, another apologist for sex crimes will join me, Julian Assange, and Hide In The Stock…

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AndrewPStreet I’m not sure which is funnier: the Trump supporters sulking about or the Trump supporters arguing it was a brilliant tactic.

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ddowza You know those ‘cute meme tweets’ from corporations? Thats just millennials signaling that we have taken over the communications systems.

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@DemonicVel I seem to get into bizarre conversations with @TrainLinkWest every few days.

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DemonicVel What is wrong with my local railway system? pic.twitter.com/u6HxSjfngn

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@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin @BOM_NSW Someone with more brains than me has just asked “How can it snow fr… https://t.co/WOX1Vod4rY

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If you get beyond that message, you usually just get a map of Africa.

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The new taxi booking and tracking system up here is excellent*. pic.twitter.com/XZvLqtVTTd

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Waiting for a taxi to arrive. It must be coming from, oh, Dubbo or somewhere.

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@Retrovertigo Your knowledge is out of date.

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@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin Well @CARROT_app has “light snow” wh@BOM_NSW_NSW has “light frost”. We need to know more.

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RT @AJEnglish: While many were focused on Trump’s #Covfefe tweet, at least 80 people were killed in a devastating attack in #Kabul https://…

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@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin That’s @weatherchannel model, I think. No snow mentioned on @BOM_NSW, unless… https://t.co/GZr8VA50ZY

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@R_Chirgwin Nowhere as good a band as Hush though. As I said, plod rock.

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@Asher_Wolf Thank you. But I’ll be gone very soon.

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@Asher_Wolf Is that a philosophical questi… oh I see what you mean. I’m in a front bar and The Important Sportsball Game is on soon.

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Generic Aussie plod-rock. I think there’s software to do that now, including creating the one band member who’s a bit Asian.

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Wondering once again why people even watch free-to-air commercial TV. Such a cavalcade of crap.

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Kon__K Last time I’ll ever say this

No. of people seeking who’ve arrived by sea to Oz since 1976?

69,749

No. found to be terrorists?

0

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@garthk @NewtonMark @SenatorLudlam You can always grab the video off ParlView and upload it yourself. Like us grown… https://t.co/xBrJ6w0nxF

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MikeCarlton01 Oh, the ignorance. It’s actually an allusion to Confederate General Beauregarde P. Covfefe, mortally wounded at Sphinctersville in 1864.

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Next up on “A Current Affair”, why Jews cause cancer.

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Yeah the AAT responded it’s on the website.

[Waits for Channel Nine viewers to put down their State of Origin beers to read the document.]

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Classy stuff. This is basically cherry-picked “evidence” that the Administrative Appeals Tribunal is soft on all these criminal immigrants.

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Now “A Current Affair” is running reading the rap sheets* of refugees who’ve committed crimes, interspersed with Ray Hadley shouting.

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“A Current Affair” has a story which is just the tweets of support that other celebs are sending OIivia Newton-John about her cancer.

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@LittleBertie01 @natecochrane @sgfeige This is the moment I discovered that Josh Whedon, who I understand to be a T… https://t.co/UiQBMxQ8He

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Well that’s when the aliens came into the room. Der. #covfefe https://t.co/SCXD9GraZK

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joshgnosis Turnbull making the case for the media reforms. Says 41 years ago he was covering NSW Parliament for Nine and 2SM. pic.twitter.com/rj9p674Vdi

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RT @MarkDiStef: Fairfax CEO Greg Hywood stands on stage with Australia’s top media execs: “The extraordinary diversity that this industry r…

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@developerjack I don’t understand the specific reference, but will assume it’s important. (I’ll watch the clip when I get home.)

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@DancingDanB The classic nerd mistake is to think of it as a software thing rather than a physical thing.

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@feenicks You’re preachin’ to the choir here, Sir.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wedneday: “Australia’s grand cyber plan swamped by reality: ASPI” https://t.co/RtxBCWJ2S5

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Surely I’m not the first person on the planet to plot the finger movements? Even after a caught a train and went to the pubfe

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Here we go. Follow the finger typing “coverage”.
1. C
2. O
3. V, and then the slip…
4 V F E
5. Ffpic.twitter.com/0U9eSghWqUhWqU

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I was just about to check the timing, but here it is. Slip and hit “Send” as someone comes in with the urgent messa… https://t.co/zTuScqkXHV

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I reckon all this jollity will look way embarrassing in a few hours. But them I’m always such a misery guts.

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My theories about #covfefe have shifted right across to POTUS having to focus on the threat to diplomats in Kabul. https://t.co/oAmAImEyQ0

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Kabul’s diplomatic zone is “a heavily fortified area. The zone is considered the safest in the capital, with 3m (10ft) high blast walls.”

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@BBCNews Here’s what the BBC has reported in the way of casualties, at least for now. 80+ dead, 350 injuredpic.twitter.com/qqTB74juDTDT

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“Kabul bomb: Diplomatic zone attack kills dozens”, reports @BBCNews https://t.co/BjxbBgx2Bv

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@druey Indeed. Do we know yet whether it was a simple passenger health thing, or something else?

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HabibKhanT Update on - around 80 killed and more than 350 wounded in the massive blast that hit the Afghan capital Wednesday morning.

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I think I’ll need soup and a drink at The Grand View before heading back t@bunjareeee this evening.

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@Herring1967 That reminds me. I’m up to Frame 44 now. It’s probably not healthy for me.

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zachbraff “Not only is covfefe a word, it’s the greatest word ever uttered.” pic.twitter.com/kWhfLrFaKn

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KatieELN bringing us all together because… pic.twitter.com/ThLhxuAVG6

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The workday is just starting in Europe and the UK. In a few hours, America will awake in the Age of Covfefe. Hilarity will ensue.

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“Covfefe: Donald Trump may have just invented the word of 2017 (even if it was an accident)” from @abcnews https://t.co/We0e1ADRzh #covfefe

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jxeeno google’s machine learning is at it again. queries related to pic.twitter.com/CvGxf6NwSR

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Toby_Halligan is like America sitting around the radio listening to FDR except with memes and ridicule

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@DockRogers1953 @paulbrislen @TrainsInfo @onerahinz Glad to be of service. It’s slightly easier for us to laugh ’co… https://t.co/G5SIzTUXbT

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RT @nigelcameron: One day, we shall all remember where we were when we first saw the word. https://t.co/FX4XAII8kq

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RT @TheInterdiction: ‘No, it’s still there 😂😂😂’ #covfefe https://t.co/yndPf2yThG

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So, @TrainLinkWest, is #covfefe something like Thunderbirds’ F.A.B.? https://t.co/ZOKU5h9OXJ

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jxeeno i can’t take this web site anymore pic.twitter.com/0xLvDxaGQ4

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@jxeeno I’ve been talking with train crews and they’ve been VERY frustrated with the situation. Good to hear progress is being made.

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@jxeeno Excellent news. The late afternoon Sat & Sun 4-car runs back to Sydney are standing room only on sunny weekends.

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RT @GordyPls: Watching the Trump presidency is a lot like watching an 18 month old look behind an iPad to try and see the back of a Skype c…

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Four minutes until sunset, Valley Heights. pic.twitter.com/0C2uEAPV3F

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Dear America, Sydney’s train system is standing with you in solidarityf@TrainsInfofpic.twitter.com/MElD7eFbwAwA

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TrainsInfo Good afternoon. As at 16:30 services are

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All good, @TrainLinkWest. If an ambulance is needed then that’s more important than me. https://t.co/eDpaVbhx6E

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Yep, the Indian-Pacific (run 4SA8, 26 cars) is at Springwood, and I’m in #purpletrain (run W559, 8 cars) at Valley… https://t.co/KZWxFGRZBu

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I see that @TrainLinkWest ain’t across this yet, but it literally just happened. https://t.co/lCdboSkJVV

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Stuck at Valley Heights outbound because the Indian-Pacific ahead of us is dealing with a “medical emergency”.

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juhasaarinen Agh, clicked on and it made a column in Tweetdeck that’s going berserk with tweets.

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SquigglyRick Now is the winter of your shit content

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RT @AJEnglish: UPDATE: At least 9 people killed and 92 wounded in a suicide bomb attack in the heart of Kabul’s diplomatic district https:/…

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@jxeeno This is excellent news. The key weekend runs at tourist times are packed. I hope they’re whole additional runs.

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@dobes And that’s just an animatronic me. Just like with Healthy Harold, I’m controlling everything from here on the #purpletrain.

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RT @Louiseontwitr: ‘Life covfefes at you fast’:  Donald Trump’s unfinished tweet ignites the internet https://t.co/9zTUcVgaOw via @telegrap…

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@dobes That’s me in the floral dress and black tights on the far left, which is why all those guys nearby are looking at me.

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@domknight We’ve had a serious bombing in Kabul and, significantly, a bunch of Russian cruise missiles lobbed into… https://t.co/bIo1mmkycy

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The Indian-Pacific passing through Penrith. pic.twitter.com/KSBFWPJ5bW

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JoelRDodd Got it.

Come On Vladimir. Fuck Europe. Fuck Everyone.

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RT @MicahGrimes: BBC staff reportedly injured in Kabul bombing. https://t.co/4iWvVeLz9c

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RT @YanniKouts: Here is a verified video of the #Kabulblast aftermath. /via @TOLOnews. #Afghanistan https://t.co/cjJcMmR25c

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JohnBirmingham For fucks sake! IT’S KUH_FEFF_AY!

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RT @wintnation: “I’m not a racist, I am a fourth-generation farmer from the upper Great Southern region of Western Australia finally given…

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@redclaw42 @NewtonMark @erstkate All good. @NewtonMark and I are very good with timezones, for various reasons. ;) Happy day!

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@benpobjie Well I figure you could fit a few more in if you rolled some of the less-effective presenters out into the street.

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If @ABCmediawatch doesn’t covefe then the entire ABC should be shut down and the studios used for intensive pig farming.

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sunsentinello RT @talicoop: My dad just bought the CA license plate “COVFEFE.” pic.twitter.com/MIP9hjDiRa

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RT @MarkDiStef: Ok. Shut the front door. One Nation sells a party stress ball in the shape of a… plane https://t.co/PZnUTvC19Q https://t.co…

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RT @glengyron: At night in the camps we will laugh, huddled around the burning car engine blocks that keep us warm. https://t.co/Zdxm4ShhjZ

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@MadScotty I honestly can’t tell any more.

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Well here’s a reason POTUS might suddenly stop tweeting. Maybe. Or maybe you’d keep him out of the situation room a… https://t.co/0TCppiiZe9

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RT @ReutersIndia: Russian warship and submarine launch cruise missiles from Mediterranean to Islamic State units near Palmyra - Ifax cites…

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@InMedioSitu @Asher_Wolf Exactly. It’s only my gut feeling, but gut feelings should be listened to sometimes.

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@redclaw42 @NewtonMark @erstkate Huh? The tweet is shown as being at 1406 AEST Wednesday (where I am), but that’s 0… https://t.co/oNKiNa3c8e

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Now playing: Electronic, “Getting Away With It” https://t.co/ya7jMAvKYE

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theharryshearer In fairness, let’s remember that spelled backwards is

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Auto-da-covféfé?

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@NewtonMark @erstkate Given the competence* of this administration, I can imagine them not finding a body until breakfast time.

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Is this how a presidency ends, at six minutes past midnight Washington time?

My mood is now shifting from mirth to… https://t.co/jSwQ3aV3io

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ctrl_alt_kaveet Ummm give me an E
pic.twitter.com/U7m663cbKJ

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RT @maadonna: Geez - if you missed the beginning of that meme you’d be wondering what the hell the twitters are talking about…

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RT @MalwareJake: If I were the @shadowbrokerss, I’d have sent Bitcoin to people I didn’t like. @FBI will be all over those wallets…
https…

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RT @MerriamWebster: Wakes up.
Checks Twitter.
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Uh…
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🔈 Lookups fo…
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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.

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HeerJeet TRUMP: What happens if they uncover the plot & want to arrest me.
PUTIN: We’ll pull you out. Just tweet out the code word “covfefe”

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RT @davispg: It’s the covfefe way. https://t.co/QPe6jvMmXO

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jendudley Does it sound like “corn thief”? I need to know.

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SwiftOnSecurity Going to bed really disappointed by the immature responses I’m seeing tonight to a simple typographical mistake.

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RT @thinkpiecebot: What Can Covfefe Tell Us About Feminism?

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Another possibility is that COVFEFE is the unlock code for the The Football.

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I would like to see some @Twitter statistics on just how fast rose into the Trending list. A chart would be ideal. Obviously.

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RT @iiTalW: Take a moment to admire the courageous people of Twitter dedicated to clearing up any confusion https://t.co/fRrqT3vFFi https:/…

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RT @jeamland: Covfefe was Harambe’s sister.

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MsMinotaur Here, I made this for you, internet pic.twitter.com/SJlqfuTAlY

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glengyron Congratulations to Cthulhu on rebranding as

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zachbraff When “covfefe” is your activation word. pic.twitter.com/maIwluvKPn

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“NBN FttN users least likely to recommend network, most likely to switch tech”, writes @thelaughingsub https://t.co/P4SwY2zyzK

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andrewdotnich

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riskybusiness Oh my god, not covfefe!

This is 10x worse than Reston 5.

ACTIVATE!

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@gordonkerry It’s OK. I know what I’m doing.

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And so it begins.

Also, One Flew Over the Corvfefe’s Nestpic.twitter.com/jDvcJfp7IvIv

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The world has its priorities sorted. pic.twitter.com/OGpMCiOoHK

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joshgnosis TIL that Cate Blanchett voices what is kind of a Siri for the NDIS. Still in early stages, apparently, and not yet available

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jonkudelka I choose to believe it is a type of coffee slightly fluffier than a cappuccino.

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The Nordics: May the snakes grasp your tongue. Ommmmm.
Trump: Despite the constant negative press covfefe…
The Nord… https://t.co/VAiqD0DlHb

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RT @dobes: . C
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RT @JazzTwemlow: In fairness, you get some positive covfefe from Breitfef, FOX & Ferfs, and Milo Fefenefellfef as well. https://t.co/3X30gm 

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rohan_p People see opportunity in the strangest places pic.twitter.com/9syxPXLv8C

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RT @BillKristol: This tweet entitled, “Self-Pity at Midnight” (unfinished). https://t.co/pPVpccOmkF

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It is 1408 AEST. A guy enters the pub in full Maroons garb, NUGGET on the back, carrying a Maroons flag. It’s nearly 6 hours until kick-off.

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@jupjup159 @jetkering @Billandbecks @PPantsdown You can drop me from this thread, guys. Life’s too short, etc.

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@vealmince Mate. I saw it. I was there. I saw the whole thing.

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RT @riskybusiness: The Snooze button being visible in this screen cap is 10/10. https://t.co/bTIXi6UjZQ

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@vealmince Yep, the body could’ve been subbed down to half its length with no loss of meaning.

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@shamaroo Yep, and I’m already into the fish’n’chips.

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@vealmince Well I have insomnia, remember.

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@vealmince I’m a fuckin’ legend, mate.

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Phase One complete. The cow is red. I repeat, the cow is red.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “Australia’s grand cyber plan swamped by reality: ASPI” https://t.co/RtxBCWJ2S5

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@joshgnosis Audio and especially video soon clocks up the bits.

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RT @GreenJ: she actually called them a pack of tunts. https://t.co/dGB9PRg8BG

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RT @aaroncynic: “Why aren’t more millennials drinking on the job?” https://t.co/gtKrN91nwH https://t.co/2I1KQFL8lM

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juhasaarinen Somewhere in the skies, a unicorn is being unaccountably unwell. pic.twitter.com/TkEHZcWyS8

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@Billandbecks @PPantsdown @jupjup159 That sounds truly frightening. I’ll pin@BuzzFeedOzOz on this.

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Class act, though once inside he’ll have more time for his fashion and make-up YouTube channel. https://t.co/jZgT16bhGD

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So yeah winter starts tomorrow here in the Blue Mountains. Mind you, it’s only 8C outside this snuggly warm… https://t.co/aHpO3KTBT8

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RT @PPantsdown: Wild radio interview on Monday from Margaret Courtyard-Bins, sections transcribed by @jupjup159, check it out : https://t.c…

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