Gorn.
@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin @BOM_NSW Which is where frost comes from, yes. But snow happens in clouds, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iv
Science! twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
Those meta-meta subtweets really aren’t as funny as you think. Wankers.
twlldun “Hiding in the Stock Cupboard: each week, another apologist for sex crimes will join me, Julian Assange, and Hide I..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dN
AndrewPStreet I’m not sure which is funnier: the Trump supporters sulking about #covfefe or the Trump supporters arguing it was a brilliant tactic.
ddowza You know those ‘cute meme tweets’ from corporations? Thats just millennials signaling that we have taken over the communications systems.
@DemonicVel I seem to get into bizarre conversations with @TrainLinkWest every few days.
@DemonicVel They were just as bad earlier. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
DemonicVel What is wrong with my local railway system? pic.twitter.com/u6HxSjfngn
@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin @BOM_NSW Someone with more brains than me has just asked “How can it snow fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rY
If you get beyond that message, you usually just get a map of Africa.
The new taxi booking and tracking system up here is excellent*. pic.twitter.com/XZvLqtVTTd
Waiting for a taxi to arrive. It must be coming from, oh, Dubbo or somewhere.
@Retrovertigo Your knowledge is out of date.
And so it ends. #covfefe pic.twitter.com/WPXaY8dn51
@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin Well @CARROT_app has “light snow” while @BOM_NSW has “light frost”. We need to know more.
AJEnglish While many were focused on Trump’s #Covfefe tweet, at least 80 people were killed in a devastating attack in #Kabul..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…e5
@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin I am so not in the mood for snow.
@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin That’s @weatherchannel model, I think. No snow mentioned on @BOM_NSW, unless..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZY
@CARROT_app That said, @CARROT_app is forecasting light snow in the morning. Ping @R_Chirgwin. pic.twitter.com/KfdZBJERKe
I am suing @CARROT_app Weather for defamation. pic.twitter.com/lnKx6c6v0S
@R_Chirgwin Nowhere as good a band as Hush though. As I said, plod rock.
@smidgey @Asher_Wolf Do you like curry?
@Asher_Wolf Thank you. But I’ll be gone very soon.
@Asher_Wolf Is that a philosophical questi… oh I see what you mean. I’m in a front bar and The Important Sportsball Game is on soon.
Generic Aussie plod-rock. I think there’s software to do that now, including creating the one band member who’s a bit Asian.
Also, Birds of Tokyo? Why?
Wondering once again why people even watch free-to-air commercial TV. Such a cavalcade of crap.
Kon__K Last time I’ll ever say this
No. of people seeking #asylum who’ve arrived by sea to Oz since 1976?
69,749
No. found to be terrorists?
0
JFC.
@garthk @NewtonMark @SenatorLudlam You can always grab the video off ParlView and upload it yourself. Like us grown..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xF
MikeCarlton01 Oh, the ignorance. It’s actually an allusion to Confederate General Beauregarde P. Covfefe, mortally wounded at Sphinctersville in 1864.
@JohnnyMalc @BBCNews So you know what I know.
Sticky Date.
#isyourdatesticky pic.twitter.com/dGBjKHfFCl
Next up on “A Current Affair”, why Jews cause cancer.
@JohnnyMalc @BBCNews Click on the link.
Yeah the AAT responded it’s on the website.
[Waits for Channel Nine viewers to put down their State of Origin beers to read the document.]
Classy stuff. This is basically cherry-picked “evidence” that the Administrative Appeals Tribunal is soft on all these criminal immigrants.
Now “A Current Affair” is running reading the rap sheets* of refugees who’ve committed crimes, interspersed with Ray Hadley shouting.
@LittleBertie01 @natecochrane @sgfeige Dangerous stuff.
“A Current Affair” has a story which is just the tweets of support that other celebs are sending OIivia Newton-John about her cancer.
@LittleBertie01 @natecochrane @sgfeige This is the moment I discovered that Josh Whedon, who I understand to be a T..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…He
Well that’s when the aliens came into the room. Der. #covfefe twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…
joshgnosis Turnbull making the case for the media reforms. Says 41 years ago he was covering NSW Parliament for Nine and 2SM. pic.twitter.com/rj9p674Vdi
@natecochrane @sgfeige @LittleBertie01 I have literally no idea what this means.
@R_Chirgwin And yet here we are.
@FionaGillen2013 Thank the gods for that!
MarkDiStef Fairfax CEO Greg Hywood stands on stage with Australia’s top media execs: “The extraordinary diversity that this in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8r
@developerjack I don’t understand the specific reference, but will assume it’s important. (I’ll watch the clip when I get home.)
@DancingDanB The classic nerd mistake is to think of it as a software thing rather than a physical thing.
SquigglyRick speed hump twitter.com/dailydot/statu…
@feenicks You’re preachin’ to the choir here, Sir.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wedneday: “Australia’s grand cyber plan swamped by reality: ASPI” zdnet.com/article/austra…
Surely I’m not the first person on the planet to plot the finger movements? Even after a caught a train and went to the pub? #covfefe
@nehadk Way ahead of you, mate.
Here we go. Follow the finger typing “coverage”.
1. C
2. O
3. V, and then the slip…
4 V F E
5. F E#covfefefpic.twitter.com/0U9eSghWqUqU
I was just about to check the timing, but here it is. Slip and hit “Send” as someone comes in with the urgent messa..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…HV
I reckon all this #covfefe jollity will look way embarrassing in a few hours. But them I’m always such a misery guts.
My theories about #covfefe have shifted right across to POTUS having to focus on the threat to diplomats in Kabul. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Kabul’s diplomatic zone is “a heavily fortified area. The zone is considered the safest in the capital, with 3m (10ft) high blast walls.”
@BBCNews Here’s what the BBC has reported in the way of casualties, at least for now. 80+ dead, 350 injured. pic.twitter.com/qqTB74juDT
“Kabul bomb: Diplomatic zone attack kills dozens”, reports @BBCNews bbc.com/news/world-asi…
@sgfeige @natecochrane @LittleBertie01 What happens if you phone that number?
@druey Indeed. Do we know yet whether it was a simple passenger health thing, or something else?
Yay. Weather. pic.twitter.com/Ks7An83gxW
HabibKhanT Update on #KabulAttack - around 80 killed and more than 350 wounded in the massive blast that hit the Afghan capital Wednesday morning.
I think I’ll need soup and a drink at The Grand View before heading back to @bunjaree this evening.
@DockRogers1953 @paulbrislen @TrainsInfo @onerahinz [Bows.] My pleasure.
@Herring1967 That reminds me. I’m up to Frame 44 now. It’s probably not healthy for me.
zachbraff “Not only is covfefe a word, it’s the greatest word ever uttered.” pic.twitter.com/kWhfLrFaKn
KatieELN #Covfefe bringing us all together because… pic.twitter.com/ThLhxuAVG6
The workday is just starting in Europe and the UK. In a few hours, America will awake in the Age of Covfefe. Hilarity will ensue. #covfefe
“Covfefe: Donald Trump may have just invented the word of 2017 (even if it was an accident)” from @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2017-05-3… #covfefe
jxeeno google’s machine learning is at it again. queries related to #covfefe pic.twitter.com/CvGxf6NwSR
Toby_Halligan #COVFEFE is like America sitting around the radio listening to FDR except with memes and ridicule
@DockRogers1953 @paulbrislen @TrainsInfo @onerahinz Glad to be of service. It’s slightly easier for us to laugh ‘co..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bT
nigelcameron One day, we shall all remember where we were when we first saw the word. twitter.com/chrisdeerin/st…
TheInterdiction ‘No, it’s still there 😂😂😂’ #covfefe pic.twitter.com/yndPf2yThG
@NuclearAnthro @TrainsInfo It gets worse, Martin. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
So, @TrainLinkWest, is #covfefe something like Thunderbirds’ F.A.B.? twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
jxeeno i can’t take this web site anymore pic.twitter.com/0xLvDxaGQ4
@andrewfaith We were stopped for just 35 mins, @andrewfaith @corduroy.
@jxeeno I’ve been talking with train crews and they’ve been VERY frustrated with the situation. Good to hear progress is being made.
@jxeeno Excellent news. The late afternoon Sat & Sun 4-car runs back to Sydney are standing room only on sunny weekends.
@TrainLinkWest We’re moving now.
And we’re off! pic.twitter.com/ok31IUaBsK
Yeah the excitement is starting to wear off now. pic.twitter.com/Yb3ChggfCs
GordyPls Watching the Trump presidency is a lot like watching an 18 month old look behind an iPad to try and see the back of a Skype correspondent.
@juhasaarinen His final communication? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Four minutes until sunset, Valley Heights. pic.twitter.com/0C2uEAPV3F
Dear America, Sydney’s train system is standing with you in solidarity. #covfefe @TrainsInfo pic.twitter.com/MElD7eFbwA
TrainsInfo Good afternoon. As at 16:30 services are #covfefe
All good, @TrainLinkWest. If an ambulance is needed then that’s more important than me. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
Yep, the Indian-Pacific (run 4SA8, 26 cars) is at Springwood, and I’m in #purpletrain (run W559, 8 cars) at Valley..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bu
I see that @TrainLinkWest ain’t across this yet, but it literally just happened. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Stuck at Valley Heights outbound because the Indian-Pacific ahead of us is dealing with a “medical emergency”.
Cernovich America! pic.twitter.com/PPSiQC5cNb
brianbeutler In this moment, he became Presfefe. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
juhasaarinen Agh, clicked on #covfefe and it made a column in Tweetdeck that’s going berserk with tweets.
SquigglyRick Now is the winter of your shit content
AJEnglish UPDATE: At least 9 people killed and 92 wounded in a suicide bomb attack in the heart of Kabul’s diplomatic distric..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4D
@jxeeno This is excellent news. The key weekend #purpletrain runs at tourist times are packed. I hope they’re whole additional runs.
@dobes And that’s just an animatronic me. Just like with Healthy Harold, I’m controlling everything from here on the #purpletrain.
Louiseontwitr ‘Life covfefes at you fast’: Donald Trump’s unfinished tweet ignites the internet telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/3… via @TelegraphNews
@dobes That’s me in the floral dress and black tights on the far left, which is why all those guys nearby are looking at me.
@domknight We’ve had a serious bombing in Kabul and, significantly, a bunch of Russian cruise missiles lobbed into..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cy
Crossing the Nepean, again. instagram.com/p/BUvwU2sgthV/
The Indian-Pacific passing through Penrith. pic.twitter.com/KSBFWPJ5bW
MicahGrimes BBC staff reportedly injured in Kabul bombing. twitter.com/khalilnoori/st…
YanniKouts Here is a verified video of the #Kabulblast aftermath. /via @TOLOnews. #Afghanistan pic.twitter.com/cjJcMmR25c
NuclearAnthro My. God. This thread. twitter.com/mad_catur/stat…
JohnBirmingham For fucks sake! IT’S KUH_FEFF_AY!
wintnation “I’m not a racist, I am a fourth-generation farmer from the upper Great Southern region of Western Australia finally given a fair go!
@redclaw42 @NewtonMark @erstkate All good. @NewtonMark and I are very good with timezones, for various reasons. ;) Happy day!
@benpobjie Well I figure you could fit a few more in if you rolled some of the less-effective presenters out into the street.
If @ABCmediawatch doesn’t cover #covfefe then the entire ABC should be shut down and the studios used for intensive pig farming.
sunsentinello RT @talicoop: My dad just bought the CA license plate “COVFEFE.” #covfefe pic.twitter.com/MIP9hjDiRa
Well, not a boob… twitter.com/nehadk/status/…
MarkDiStef Ok. Shut the front door. One Nation sells a party stress ball in the shape of a… planshop.onenation.com.au/collections/fr…9pic.twitter.com/6BupsZJgHPHP
glengyron At night in the camps we will laugh, huddled around the burning car engine blocks that keep us warm. twitter.com/birbigs/status…
@redclaw42 @NewtonMark @erstkate It is now, yes. It’s 1.40am.
@MadScotty I honestly can’t tell any more.
Well here’s a reason POTUS might suddenly stop tweeting. Maybe. Or maybe you’d keep him out of the situation room a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…e9
ReutersIndia Russian warship and submarine launch cruise missiles from Mediterranean to Islamic State units near Palmyra - Ifax..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JF
@InMedioSitu @Asher_Wolf Exactly. It’s only my gut feeling, but gut feelings should be listened to sometimes.
@redclaw42 @NewtonMark @erstkate Huh? The tweet is shown as being at 1406 AEST Wednesday (where I am), but that’s 0..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8e
Now playing: Electronic, “Getting Away With It” youtube.com/watch?v=bSP1EP…
theharryshearer In fairness, let’s remember that #covfefe spelled backwards is #efefvoc
Auto-da-covféfé?
@andrewdotnich Karma’s a bitch sometimes.
@NewtonMark @erstkate Given the competence* of this administration, I can imagine them not finding a body until breakfast time.
Is this how a presidency ends, at six minutes past midnight Washington time?
My mood is now shifting from mirth to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…io
ctrl_alt_kaveet Ummm give me an E
#covfefe pic.twitter.com/U7m663cbKJ
maadonna Geez - if you missed the beginning of that meme you’d be wondering what the hell the twitters are talking about…
MalwareJake If I were the @shadowbrokerss, I’d have sent Bitcoin to people I didn’t like. @FBI will be all over those wallets…
bbc.com/news/technolog…
MerriamWebster Wakes up.
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NSWRFS Go the Blues! #NSWRFS #UpTheBlues #NSWBlues #StateOfOrigin #NRL pic.twitter.com/hqIPlQhHf9
HeerJeet TRUMP: What happens if they uncover the plot & want to arrest me.
PUTIN: We’ll pull you out. Just tweet out the code word “covfefe”
COVFEFE! pic.twitter.com/ik81ve3KEv
davispg It’s the covfefe way. twitter.com/maxuthink/stat…
jendudley Does it sound like “corn thief”? I need to know.
SwiftOnSecurity Going to bed really disappointed by the immature responses I’m seeing tonight to a simple typographical mistake.
thinkpiecebot What Can Covfefe Tell Us About Feminism?
Another possibility is that COVFEFE is the unlock code for the The Football.
I would like to see some @Twitter statistics on just how fast #covfefe rose into the Trending list. A chart would be ideal. Obviously.
iiTalW Take a moment to admire the courageous people of Twitter dedicated to clearing up any confusion..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D6
jeamland Covfefe was Harambe’s sister.
MsMinotaur Here, I made this for you, internet pic.twitter.com/SJlqfuTAlY
zachbraff When “covfefe” is your activation word. pic.twitter.com/maIwluvKPn
“NBN FttN users least likely to recommend network, most likely to switch tech”, writes @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/nbn-ft…
@tihrigby Sue me.
riskybusiness Oh my god, not covfefe!
This is 10x worse than Reston 5.
ACTIVATE!
@gordonkerry It’s OK. I know what I’m doing.
And so it begins. #covfefemovies
Also, One Flew Over the Corvfefe’s Nest. pic.twitter.com/jDvcJfp7Iv
The world has its priorities sorted. pic.twitter.com/OGpMCiOoHK
joshgnosis TIL that Cate Blanchett voices what is kind of a Siri for the NDIS. Still in early stages, apparently, and not yet available #estimates
jonkudelka I choose to believe it is a type of coffee slightly fluffier than a cappuccino.
dobes This website, end it all twitter.com/sarahjeong/sta…
ZARVFEFEZOZ! pic.twitter.com/2RKBkfJvH4
The Nordics: May the snakes grasp your tongue. Ommmmm.
Trump: Despite the constant negative press covfefe…
The Nordtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…DlHb
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JazzTwemlow In fairness, you get some positive covfefe from Breitfef, FOX & Ferfs, and Milo Fefenefellfef as well. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
rohan_p People see opportunity in the strangest places pic.twitter.com/9syxPXLv8C
@JohnBirmingham Particularly in Penrith. Brave chap.
BillKristol This tweet entitled, “Self-Pity at Midnight” (unfinished). twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
It is 1408 AEST. A guy enters the pub in full Maroons garb, NUGGET on the back, carrying a Maroons flag. It’s nearly 6 hours until kick-off.
@jupjup159 @jetkering @Billandbecks @PPantsdown You can drop me from this thread, guys. Life’s too short, etc.
@vealmince Mate. I saw it. I was there. I saw the whole thing.
riskybusiness The Snooze button being visible in this screen cap is 10/10. twitter.com/Metlstorm/stat…
@vealmince Yep, the body could’ve been subbed down to half its length with no loss of meaning.
@ashabeeeee Probably, yes, my what?
@shamaroo Yep, and I’m already into the fish’n’chips.
@Davidramli @twinkbahn Much has ben revealed this week.
@vealmince Well I have insomnia, remember.
This Red Cow. pic.twitter.com/uM28EXgzFg
@vealmince I’m a fuckin’ legend, mate.
Phase One complete. The cow is red. I repeat, the cow is red.
Penruff.
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/BUvdK6zALtS/
Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “Australia’s grand cyber plan swamped by reality: ASPI” zdnet.com/article/austra…
@joshgnosis Audio and especially video soon clocks up the bits.
GreenJ she actually called them a pack of tunts. twitter.com/mrwashout/stat…
aaroncynic “Why aren’t more millennials drinking on the job?” wsj.com/articles/going… pic.twitter.com/2I1KQFL8lM
juhasaarinen Somewhere in the skies, a unicorn is being unaccountably unwell. pic.twitter.com/TkEHZcWyS8
@Alex_Manchester @docbaty @realDonaldTrump Brilliant work, eh?
@jupjup159 @Billandbecks @PPantsdown @BuzzFeedOz Excellent.
@Billandbecks @PPantsdown @jupjup159 That sounds truly frightening. I’ll ping @BuzzFeedOz on this.
Class act, though once inside he’ll have more time for his fashion and make-up YouTube channel. twitter.com/bethnakamura/s…
So yeah winter starts tomorrow here in the Blue Mountains. Mind you, it’s only 8C outside this snuggly warm..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…T8
PPantsdown Wild radio interview on Monday from Margaret Courtyard-Bins, sections transcribed by @jupjup159, check it out :..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mv