Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 1st, 2017

Definitely gone now.

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@brentspargo No rush. After all, here’s a frame grab of Neil Armstrong about to step onto the Moon, as seen on TV.. pic.twitter.com/MyuGbT09zO

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@brentspargo Indeed. I had a shitty stream, so will look at the HD recordings when I’m in the city tomorrow.

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OK, that’s it from me.

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@PeteLawler Meh. It’s not like it’s rocket science.

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@manaz_d @SpaceX Yeah that’s a very impressive bit of engineering. Welcome to the Second Space Age.

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@edhusicMP Homoeopathic doses, yes. I’m not sure whether I’ll be coming down yet though. I must consult with @dobes on that.

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Spooky @NatReconOfc payload launched, presumably. @SpaceX first stage back on the ground.

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@emilymaxima Some of us are old enough to have seen the first Space Age. ;)

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@edhusicMP I got a thing saying you’re doing a thing on Friday, but I now see that it’s in the afternoon and not at night.

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@PeteLawler Agreed. My life will not be incomplete if I see this event 16 seconds late.

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Yep, the engineer who’s hosting the video feed just confirmed that. A first-stage sensor was sending an out-of-spec..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aE

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My stream is running about 20 secobds after realtime. twitter.com/AstronautiCAST…

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.@SpaceX Oh well the live feed has started, and launch is supposedly in 15 minutes. Might was well watch the rocket..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ex

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prasejeebus Hasn’t this girl been through enough twitter.com/jezebel/status…

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Scarfolk WARNING: Please be safe this . Unlicensed Morris dancers are operating in your area…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kC

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DrJJoyner Gorka’s only known duties included speaking on television about CT + “giving White House tours and peeling out in h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hv

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@jodiem Heh. Yeah they were kinda big. And it was a fun day at the presser and then an impromptu performance in Run..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BO

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@jodiem It was bizarre. Beatlemania-level screaming in the streets. Even journalists getting into the building had..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AM

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@jodiem He is indeed. Was at his presser with Culture Club back whenever that was.Good to hear he wasn’t become bitter.

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samquigley ‘Thanks for watching. I’m The Kouk, this has been The Week In Correlation Equals Causation. And remember, kids, nev..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5p

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The rest of my alleged plans are in the Weekly Wrap, which is a fortnightly wrap this week. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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SpencerHowson The new @chaser radio show is challenging listeners to get the phrase “Bum Rainbows” onto Ray Hadley show @2GB873 (131 873) before 12.

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@twiddlekins @SpaceX As long as it’s with a stiff wire brush.

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@staticsan Some people do that. They hit 30 or 35yo and their brains lock into that pattern.

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Can I be arsed waiting another hour? @SpaceX has said they’re aiming for launch at 2115 AEST.

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He needs chipping or something.

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I see that ESR has gotten loose again.

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“Pauline Hanson reverses statement on GST’ from @SkyNewsAust skynews.com.au/news/politics/…

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MarkDiStef Sales suggests uni students having to pay back at $42,000 is just above minimum wage

Birmingham replies: “It’s 20% above the minimum wage”

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Hmmm. Can I put up with @edhusicMP on Friday night?

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markhumphries A message for young people from the Australian government. pic.twitter.com/Ijw2YlzGUI

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Why would someone want to go to Woden?

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Light aircraft just happen sometimes.

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.@SpaceX @CosmicRami Ninety minutes until the launch window opens.

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As an alternative, here’s the @SpaceX stream via YouTube. youtube.com/watch?v=EzQpkQ… Ping @CosmicRami, it’s a new URL.

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Last night, just before the launch was scrubbed, I tweeted a whole bunch of background on @NatReconOfc. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I’m sure that someone will soon tell me where the live feed is. twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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Hippopeteamus *flaps lower jaw wordlessly* twitter.com/theboltreport/…

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Scarfolk Before the Maypylon Dance we’ll be burning our Wicker Man. Please bring all captured outsiders & unwanted family me..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…G9

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Scarfolk NEW: ‘Maypole’ May Day Celebrations in Scarfolk. More info: scarfolk.blogspot.com/2017/05/the-an… ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lC

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wintnation Can you point to the empirical evidence that any climate changes are caused by taxpayer subsidies for solar panels.

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Watching “John Clarke: Thanks for your time” youtube.com/watch?v=539bkr…

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“Tony Abbott is back with his lady opinions! Why can’t he leave us alone?” by @firstdogonmoon..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OU

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.@NatReconOfc Ah yep. 0700 EDT is 2100 AEST, or a little over two and a half hours from now. twitter.com/NatReconOfc/st…

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clintonyates If you didn’t know why marijuana is a Schedule I narcotic. The words of the first commissioner of the department th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gJ

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Isn’t there a rescheduled NRO Up Goer tonight?

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Patrick_Ness One of the weird things about Britain is that it’s filled with middle aged people who on some level vaguely believe they lived thru WWII.

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decryption dickheads don’t realise Silicon Valley is what it is because of Stanford - not magic twitter.com/joshbutler/sta…

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The posture for most orchestral instruments is awful. Still, they’re factory workers makin’ the tunes for the nobil..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xd

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bunjaree It’s probably worth mentioning that we have vacancies for the weekend of 13/14 May when this is happening: autumncolours.com.au/bathurst-artis…

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“Eminem in court battle against New Zealand political party over Lose Yourself copyright” abc.net.au/news/2017-05-0… This’ll be a fun one.

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ZachTumin Ouch, WAPO burns NYT on Climate OpEd: “Ed’s Boilerplate Kumbaya Response to Public Outrage.”wapo.st/2qmoLIY?tid=ss…

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@MattAnd3rson I’m just thinking aloud here, not trying to justify anything.

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snurb_dot_info And proper funding for high school might finally lead us to spell ‘populace’ correctly. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@MattAnd3rson I guess I feel that way because for X years I’ve had what I say being on-record, so right or wrong I..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7a

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@MattAnd3rson I understand your point, but I also feel strongly that people don’t get to use the memory hole to cover their tracks.

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@MattAnd3rson Not much purpose in that, she’s already feeling like the victim here. But then what does one do?

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FarrellPF Here’s some of the Powerpoint training material the AFP created for journalist information warrants. Clearly it was..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qQ

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@franksting @nickschadegg @glengyron Nah, you’ve got to open WAY softer than that to draw it out. Think Andrew Denton’s “Enough Rope”.

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AlmostArch Archaeology of the human voice: fragments of the first transatlantic cable (1955) enshrined in @NtlMuseumsScot pic.twitter.com/iDGaZJwEWG

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wintnation Our manufacturing has been destroyed as a result of compliance with mandatory government security regulations.

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AmirAminiMD Just your daily reminder that ISIS literally apologized to Israel after a friendly fire incident. pic.twitter.com/xdXbUowejE

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@franksting @nickschadegg @glengyron Anyway that’s enough about her. Though part of me does think she’d be interesting to interview.

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@franksting @nickschadegg @glengyron Oh yes. It’s wonderful to explore and have nice things to buy, as long as ever..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kz

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Of course it wasn’t a tweet “about shopping”, it was a complaint that signs written in Chinese are “not good enough..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9f

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The “not happy” girl seems to think that being called out for casual racism is being “trolled” by “leftards”. Poor..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gs

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@FionaPattenMLC @SnarkyPlatypus Spontaneity is the key, yes.

I think we should all move on now.

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misskylie77 She’s a Tory in Scotland. Can’t imagine why she had trouble finding people 😂😂😂😂😂 twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

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glasnt OH: “infotainment supertollway”

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@FionaPattenMLC @SnarkyPlatypus So will you be the Naughty Shopkeeper, or the Disreputable Tradie?

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@havyatt That’s what I was thinking. I think we could all do that little bit more to make people welcome, whatever their background.

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The lovely Ms @FionaPattenMLC has a question for small businesses in Victoria. Do get in touch. She’s much, much ni..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eg

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burgotastic It is a sensible revision, and I support the hard work of our public servants in correcting this. twitter.com/AussieParlEdit…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Don’t let @FionaPattenMLC see that, she’s bad enough as it is.

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To be fair, EVERY student politician back then has this in their platform. Compulsory boilerplate. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@johnb78 @abcadelaide Well I was asking people in Adelaide. It’s cheaper there, and they don’t have any ambition to begin with.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 @abcadelaide Yep, and leverage all sorts of stuff cheaper off that capital.

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@johnb78 @abcadelaide According to the thing I just found, $65M in 1986 is $145M now.

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@johnb78 @abcadelaide Most people thought of all the things they wanted, by went through a most (then ) USD 10M. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…h9

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@johnb78 When at @abcadelaide in the late 1980s a Florida lottery USD 65M first prize went to one person. Vox pop’d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Pd

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terrimbutler If Tony Abbott thinks a target of 40% women is anti-men, he’s going to freak when he finds out women want equality.

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scootertooter7 How fast was this duck going? pic.twitter.com/ddjBc0VnHZ

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TheKouk No outrage over Chairman of Adani, Gautam Adani having net personal wealth of US$6.3 billion twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/…

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Bobosphere Duterte accepts White House invitation after Charles Manson declines, citing “scheduling conflict.”

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samanthamaiden Actual LOLs Westpac decision: Matt Canavan has been depositing his money in the bank he wants you to boycott smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Gawd, and you thought tradies were lazy! I know a couple of blokes who’ll do this in a day. A week if you want thre..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Tv

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Dory That’s enough internet for today pic.twitter.com/alBj0vUySX

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@dobes @SydneyTom_ Yeah, ‘cos we haven’t had a good defo for a while now.

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@SydneyTom_ @dobes Yeah I thought I’d mention it in cache you didn’t notice.

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@SydneyTom_ @dobes TweetDeck stores the tweets locally.

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MrJohnNicolson An opponent has accused me on Facebook of hiring my wife to run my constituency office. My boyfriend will be so angry when he finds out.

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dobes While I was on the business show, this was on the main news channel 0_o twitter.com/rharris334/sta…

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@RoGodwinw67 I’m not denying your knowledge and experience, just saying the horror stories won’t sway me much. Stil..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rb

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@RoGodwinw67 Yeah you’re not going to get any Damascene conversion here. I grew up on a farm. I know what hunting looks like.

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TheCairnsPost Snake catchers yank enormous roo-filled python from suburb after it was mistaken for a croc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fK

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thomas_violence amazing insight from @MsGraceCollier, housing affordability is pretty easy if your dad gives you $30,000 pic.twitter.com/bFyPnK5v0s

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fiona_west Would you share a house with 16 people? In Sydney, it’s the only option for some @DavidsonRebecka hatch.macleay.net/would-you-shar… @HatchMacleay

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DON’T BE FOOLED! I WAS BUT NOW I HAVE LEARNED. THIS ARE PIZZA SHAPES NOT BBQ SHAPES AND IT IS WRONG. twitter.com/rharris334/sta…

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@KarlskiB @rharris334 Feeding Pizza Shapes to an emu is clearly un-Australian.

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@KarlskiB @rharris334 Sadly the Wikipedia entry fails to provide the colour coding. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnott%27…

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There is almost nothing more Australian than this. twitter.com/rharris334/sta…

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@riskybusiness I have a dinner and show engagement, alas, but I’m at the event on Wed morning.

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@ResignInShame @ozAntinnippon @elronxenu I shan’t be. I’m down in town Tue night and Wed morning.

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NicholasFryer Setting ourselves some pretty high occupation safety standards at work later this week. pic.twitter.com/DbUACYpvZS

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@BundyB @JohnBirmingham He is. He’s written books n’shit. Like, on actual paper.

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“FULL TRANSCRIPT: President Donald Trump’s interview with ‘Face the Nation’” cbsnews.com/news/trump-int…

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wintnation next thing, Miranda, they’ll be telling us what to do.

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@riskybusiness Why does this sound like it should be a challenge of some sort? I mean for us, not you.

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Dear Humans, if you haven’t yet subscribed to @JohnBirmingham’s aliensideboob.com then here’s a free sampler. dl.bookfunnel.com/x2uut86cdz

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@ExpertOracle It goes not. Just quietly, IU cook kangaroo better than most pubs.

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MrTimCallanan Looks like the “Brandis” has been updated for 2017… pic.twitter.com/5Ehp7p8CXI

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I’ve just finished my kangaroo break. It was lovely. Marinated kangaroo steak strips, cooked rare, with grilled mushrooms and rocket salad.

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awelder Wait until he finds out you can get this stuff piped into your home twitter.com/ShaneWarne/sta…

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rohan_p my inbox makes me want to cry pic.twitter.com/7jiWCTrco5

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@dobes I liked my version. But hey you’ll still get the hate mail.

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openculture What Happens When a Japanese Woodblock Artist Depicts Life in London in 1866, Despite Never Having Set Foot There..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Q3

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“A VPN will not save you from government surveillance” writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/a-vpn-…

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darrenpauli Just remembered Citadel was main weapon in Target hack. Its Russian author Mark Vartanyan was extradited last month justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/r…

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izzyoji -slowly slides floppy disk back into pocket- pic.twitter.com/0Qe1nxU21I

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NickEvershed the second instalment in this photography series is all about Rennie Ellis and it is great theguardian.com/artanddesign/2… pic.twitter.com/7RWeajoMgb

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CrazyinRussia A rare photo of Vladimir Putin from when he worked as an informant for Starsky and Hutch. pic.twitter.com/tiV6ELyETj

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@SnarkyPlatypus @giantDWARFhq Yes, and I see that The Google reckons it’s a 20-minute walk.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @giantDWARFhq This is true. I’ll therefore be in The Corner from 1730 at the latest, fending off the trolls.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @giantDWARFhq This is assuming that we can stagger to Cleveland Street from there.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @giantDWARFhq The one with The Chef Who Want To Kill Me and the troll staff, yes.

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Question asked and answered. (I haven’t read it, but obviously…twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…Dd

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@SnarkyPlatypus @giantDWARFhq Or there’s quite a number of pubs nearby.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @giantDWARFhq We are, as they say, “on the list” But it starts at 1930 so I was thinking that food..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0r

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Note also that I’m covering ” Cyber Security — the Leadership Imperative 2017” on Wed morning.innovationaus.com/news/34/127/Cy…K

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Note that I’m going to The Double Disillusionists podcast recording at @giantDWARFhq on Tue night and so should you. giantdwarf.com.au/events/the-dou…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 361: The last pause, I hope” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/36… Covers 17 to 30 Apr, so two weeks..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hr

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@FakeDanTosello @dobes Giant Space Squid will forever be a mystery.

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cjcmichel And on Day 99, a woman who works at a Russian propaganda outlet and a guy who believes in walked into th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…R2

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joshgnosis $300-a-head lunch to hear Alan Tudge talk about welfare. ceda.com.au/events/eventde… pic.twitter.com/x70OGGBLPr

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itvlondon Royal Dock’s cat Felix has had a difficult start to his bank holiday Sunday. Someone buy that man a cup of tea plea..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aV

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Hey look Mr @JonathanPieNews is very good this week, and you should enjoy his glorious mental imagery. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@ResignInShame But I didn’t do anything at all in the way of “adventure”. This sucks.

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@marcuskelson True, though the classified transcript is the one we’d want for that.

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wintnation My passion for politics – so I can make dogs howl insanely

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Mon plan, draft: Start the new month by tying up the ten thousand loose ends, or at least as many as can be so tied. Also, a kangaroo break.

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wintnation no. i wil never be good for democracy Kevin

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@jonkudelka @dobes I honestly don’t know how They could have kept this hidden for so long.

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This is an excellent take on Syria that I think even @dobes would approve of. pic.twitter.com/piMVIIMO3J

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Right, let’s have a think about what might be possible this Monday. Although I am tempted to keep heading further into the Looposphere.

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@FOLLOW_DA_BUCKS You really do want a biscuit, don’t you.

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@FOLLOW_DA_BUCKS They really are very, very good biscuits.

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@FOLLOW_DA_BUCKS If I were you, I’d start with the shortbread before the chocolate, but you can start with whicheve..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NQ

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@FOLLOW_DA_BUCKS You could start with just one biscuit, if you like.

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@FOLLOW_DA_BUCKS I think they’re remarkably good biscuits and you’d be missing out. Are you really sure you don’t want a biscuit?

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@FOLLOW_DA_BUCKS Are you sure you don’t want a biscuit? I could stroke your hair gently, and sing you a lullaby. They’re nice biscuits.

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Add to that some straight/up ignorant racism about “third world” 457 visa-holders. twitter.com/FOLLOW_DA_BUCK…

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Nothing like a bit of Chemtrail TRUTH, for example, as retweeted here”. twitter.com/Deplorable8021…

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I was going to say “More simplistic binary thinking! Hurrah!” but this account is way, way loopier than that. twitter.com/FOLLOW_DA_BUCK…

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@NewtonMark Oh wait. You were flying the P-3 and not the An-2? That was just an Antonov en Passant?

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@DDsD Ah yes of course. It’s been a long time.

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@DDsD No more than usual for a Monday morning. Also, I get the feeling that’s a reference I’m meant to get.

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Do I know anyone called Tyler?

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My novel is a good way to get the best way to get the best way to get the best way to get the best way to get the b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rY

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My sore throat has come back. Sulk. Well, it never quite went away. More sulk.

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Monday. You’ll need at least three layers of filo pastry, perhaps four. Do not skimp. Monday.

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