Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 7th, 2017

tomgara My friend’s toddler babbled “don’t forget to subscribe” as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means “goodbye”

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While this guy distracts @LindaMottram, his mates are out the front eating her car. twitter.com/LindaMottram/s…

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@MdmAbsentMinded I don’t think I used the word “regret”, but all is well, thank you.

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@TimClarnnwell These stories have been cropping up every now and then for years, and meanwhile the camera heads hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ba

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“You probably thought they only had four legs, for example, but take a look at this photo taken in the wild.” twitter.com/DamianAspinall…

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This tweet from yesterday is still getting solid retweet action. It seems to have captured people’s imagination, or..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…F6

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wintnation Yes, he is a One Nation senator, and as part of a 2.25 Billion dollar deal with the Singapore Government.

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wintnation joke’s on you; i actually love getting screamed at and publicly shamed for my complete remarks.

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wintnation Damian is the man to make it a saleable commodity.

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Sun plan, remainder: Sunday lunch (soon, I guess); bins; blog; soup; wine. Something like that, anyway.

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I thought of adding an explanation of why Sunday cycling helps them here, but decided I’d better not. At least not at lunchtime.

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They’re just snarky because their own lady parts are now as dry and shrivelled as a discarded salami skin at the en..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gg

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Hmmm. I probably needed to fall asleep until just now. I’ve no idea why, though, so it kind of worries me.

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9_volt88 He is literally not a real man twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…

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They could’ve gotten him much earlier if “pompous arsehattery” were a criminal offence. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Oh FFS. Living creatures as an “accessory”. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Sunday. If you stretch it out it’ll be longer than you think, which is handy. Sunday.

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