Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 21st, 2017

Right, I’m off. This thread contains all the news you need to know. See you Monday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Roger Ailes Was One of the Worst Americans Ever”, writes @mtaibbi rollingstone.com/politics/featu…

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bentaub91 And now Sisi owns him. twitter.com/ceciliavega/st…

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@DavidParis You need to try harder. A @zdnetaustralia commenter once wrote that I had a head like a potato that had been boiled too long.

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crikey_news Tax Office tries to fight FOI by arguing it’s an OHS risk. Information Commissioner says ‘shaddup’, basically:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0y

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wintnation So science has to be wound back

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BrigadierSlog And more pic.twitter.com/hIVkQDShHV

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BrigadierSlog The US Embassy in Riyadh gave Trump a helpful guide to cultural taboos in Saudi Arabia. Note the point about the “t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kW

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iboudreau Saw someone describe Sheriff Clarke as “Generalissimo TGI Fridays” yesterday and I’m still giggling about it

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@christopherneal @R_Chirgwin Oh sorry, I thought you meant Twitter, not News Corp.

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@tacticalmaid @BBCNews I’m just amused that right now I’m listening to the @ArmsControlWonk podcast on the last lau..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ll

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“North Korea in new missile test, South says”, reports @BBCNews bbc.com/news/world-asi…

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@christopherneal @R_Chirgwin Has he? I’ve missed it if he has, but then that’s quite possible because I don’t follow the share market.

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@R_Chirgwin Oh indeed. Check that Wikipedia article for his other interests. He’s got fingers in many pies.

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@ArmsControlWonk Listening to the latest @ArmsControlWonk podcast, from 16 May, “The Hwasong-12, finally”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ac

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@R_Chirgwin Al-Waleed bin Talal bin Abdulaziz al Saud, at the Wikipedia. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Waleed… Net worth USD 19.1 billion.

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@R_Chirgwin So you know al-Waleed owned (still owns?) 15% of News Corp at one point?

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@R_Chirgwin Senior members of the Saudi royal family are better at this game than Trump.

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@SnarkyPlatypus And some different marketing, I think. Upper is budget-business, then there’s budget-holiday, and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fp

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chefonsecurity @stilgherrian @ev Social media CEOs are like drug dealers. They don’t consume their own product because they know it’s harmful.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s what These People look like. They breed them in a vat down behind Stanford.

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Sooner or later, Prince al-Waleed bin Talal will be wanting to see some return on his investment…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ca

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@SnarkyPlatypus The top tier is still only three-chicken accommodation.

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How do you even be a founder and boss of Twitter and have sent only 8000 tweets? How do you even know how it works? No dog food for @ev, eh?

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Winning friends and influencing people. As always.

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@ev @nytimes There’s only two choices, really. Either they actually believe all that shit, so they’re deranged. Or..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6i

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@ev @nytimes People should read all of that article. It’s a clear picture of the cashed-up self-referential fantasy..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2r

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@ev @nytimes Even the headline contains a tiny bit of hubris: “‘The Internet Is Broken’: @ev Is Trying to Salvage I..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…We

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@ev @nytimes I believe this is what the fantasy and science fiction communities call a “retcon”. pic.twitter.com/ZfwhsghfxM

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@ev Also, @nytimes, Twitter is “a development with echoes of Gutenberg”? Get your hand off it.

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In which @ev manages to fit a humble-brag, an overreach of self-importance, ignorance of politics, and of history,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SF

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Glinner *in bed* “I’m sorry, this…this has never happened before”

*later, on Twitter* twitter.com/7Giocondo/stat…

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paulkidd @swearyanthony Seems like the war-on-Christmas decorations go up earlier every year.

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lennutrajektoor By far the best sculpture made by Mati Karmin is this. pic.twitter.com/6vtfriNh5o

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@JM77 I actually have a suitable camera here somewhere, so all we need now is a staple gun.

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Histreepix A bull taunts a man for his inability to comprehend the world without the violent subjugation of it. Madrid, 1998. pic.twitter.com/h9GfX8D1uc

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OzKitsch FACT: Ernest Hemingway was part kangaroo. After a car crash in 1930, doctors repaired his broken arm by binding bon..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XX

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@JM77 Not a GoPro on the dentist’s head?

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@JM77 And livestream the dentistry?

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@retrogrrl Yes, everyone does need to calibrate these things according to taste and environment. :)

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@retrogrrl “Ankle” as an insult is old Australian slang. You or others may wish to use it because it seems innocuou..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yC

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Well, watch out for me scamming money for that. You’re more likely to pay for that shit rather than my dentist and optician, right?

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Also, I want to do Public House Forum episodes of the Edict in Brisbane, Perth, and Adelaide in the next few months. Watch out for that.

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@JustJimWillDo Oh dear. I’ve got a few dollars left, plus 7000 Vietnamese Dong which equates to MORE THAN 40 CENTS.

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Oh, extra special thanks to the person who’s sending me a case of cider, although it hasn’t actually arrived yet.

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@R_Chirgwin Is there that much of a difference?

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As an aside, May is being an ankle of a month ‘cos I was ill through so much April. Visiting stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ is extra appreciated.

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If you’d like to contribute to my rapidly-dwindling coffers before then, do feel free to empty your wallet into stilgherrian.com/tip/.

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Key Item: The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be on Tue 30 May at 2100 AEST, streamed live from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 364: Cruising through May, striking few rocks” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/36… Covers 1 to 21 M..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…V7

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I didn’t realise there was a Cabinet meeting this weekend. twitter.com/russellmahoney…

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Independent A man took a spirit level on a plane to prove the earth is flat indy100.com/article/flat-e…

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JamColley the idea a joke I made could be so bad it came from cop twitter is the most devastating sledge I’ve received pic.twitter.com/yyK2jZforN

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@dfpiii @misskylie77 Exactly. Why is this even a news story?

(Please don’t kill me, Kylie.)

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misskylie77 Australia in 2017 pic.twitter.com/UqAzZuDlUQ

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wintnation please God if you’re out there I ask that nobody tries to assassinate me please

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The tweets in my archive from back then seem to have been timestamped in UTC.

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Meanwhile, I just stumbled across this tweet from 2010. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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earlcraig06 Looks like beautiful early morning frost right?
Well..it’s actually spider webs in Australia…….. pic.twitter.com/TCXrcW2uag

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@munin You can do the same thing with beef too. I guess any red meat. But the strength of taste with a red curry pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…E8

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@munin Yeah wok it up with whatever you like, really. Red bell peppers (we call them capsicum) and bok choy give you good colour.

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Oh, I just found @ApostrophePong’s recipe for Red Curry Roast Duck (“not to be confused with Roast Duck Red Curry”) outtospace.com/2009/12/red-cu…

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@munin Ah! Here’s some pictures. Authentic Thai Dry Red Curry Kangaroo. You can also add green shit like the photo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uH

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@munin Then you basically wok it up in the usual way — i.e. as fuckin’ hot as you can go — and then 3/4 of the waytwitter.com/i/web/status/8…LqST

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@munin But for my Authentic Thai Dry Red Curry Kangaroo, dry-rub the curry paste directly into the strips of kangar..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gf

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@munin My choice is Mae Ploy Red Curry Paste (แม่พลอย พริกแกงแดง). thaimartaustralia.com.au/product.php?id… It’s dry, and you’d add..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Or

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@munin So, for the Authentic Thai Dry Red Curry Kangaroo, forget the sloppy bullshit red curry pastes you find in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zd

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@whiteswine @munin Wow I didn’t even know that was a thing. You have far more northern European tastes than I do.

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@whiteswine @munin You’d lard it? This was marinaded, and quite tender, but I’ve never larded a steak in my life.

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@JustJimWillDo Skippy wasn’t even a fuckin’ kangaroo.

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@munin Ah well that would be Sydney (SYD). Get the train to Sydney Central, change to a , and you’re here in two hours or so.

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@munin And as @whiteswine will agree, I’m sure, a bold red to complement the roo.

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@munin I also have a couple standard ways of wokking up kangaroo. This is one. And my Authentic Thai Dry Red Curry..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fc

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@munin Some people find it a bit gamey, but your comment there tells me you’d love it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, medium rare. At least by my standards.

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classiclib3ral Good news. The rational smart markets are now affected by the guy that thinks people from the future are traveling..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DF

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@ArmsControlWonk “We can’t afford to give nukes to any country that has a philosophy.” — Marge Simpson

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@ArmsControlWonk “Even though they love nuclear weapons, they’re still French, and they still care about ideas and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rz

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Catching up on recent @ArmsControlWonk podcasts. From 15 May, “En Marche!” armscontrolwonk.libsyn.com/en-marche

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Sun plan, what’s left: Late Sunday lunch, being that kangaroo steak finally; figure out the week ahead; blog; some reading, I guess.

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wintnation my ass needs all the Aussie HEROES who made it unprofitable.

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CarmenCrincoli @pvineetha @NerdPyle Farting matches are for children. You know you’re an adult when you start figuring out ways to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sW

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thegrugq US is basically run like a motorcycle club. President, VP, sergeant at arms, treasurer, secretary, members, prospects, then everyone else.

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purserj What’s that you say? Pilger has written something stupid?

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REVISED AND CORRECTED: I’m having trouble understanding all this White House intrigue. Someone needs to write up a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SY

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@oberonsghost Fair point, given who we’re talking about. I shall amend.

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LibyaLiberty Trump,who won the election partly by fanning the flames of Islamophobia,had to go to the birthplace of Islam to be treated like a president.

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Pinboard Steve Jobs was right that a computer is like a bicycle for the mind. Impossible to secure against criminals

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matthew_d_green We’re still in the amateur phase of ransomware. Once these people debug their tech and raise prices it’s going to be so much worse.

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rhysam Thread.
“Trump is a suicide vest strapped around the body of the Republican Party”… twitter.com/karengermaine/…

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@Rashas_Mo Kann ich etwas Sauerkraut finden, bitte?

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“Cunnus” is second declension, so the genitive plural would be “cunnorum”. Yes. And “dramatis” would remain the same. Dramatis cunnorum.

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I think I’ve got my Latin right there.

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I’m having trouble understanding all this White House intrigue. Someone needs to write up a dramatis cunnorum.

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@davispg It is a truly excellent panda. There are later advert too, it’s the brand image, but I don’t think anyone has gathered them up.

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There is only one non-arsehat panda and it’s from Egypt. youtube.com/watch?v=XYz3sl…

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Pandas are arsehats.

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waltonkate This would be cute for about 10 minutes before it became infuriating. twitter.com/Attenboroughs_…

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nehadk ‘Ègo portrait’ is French for ‘selfie’ so that’s what I’m calling it from now on.

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@jpwarren I must start my own collection. Lord knows I’ve seen enough of them.

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They’re called “epicycles” and Galileo can sort that out for you. twitter.com/davidjbland/st…

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@jplonie Ah, but @coriole has this excellent courtyard for eating and, perhaps, drinking.

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@coriole Anyway, folks, if you’re ever in Adelaide you should go to McLaren Vale, and when you’re there you should..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5A

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@coriole Heh. I know. ;) Anyway, three years ago at this time I was enjoying a Sunday in the Sonoma Valley and I fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ly

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@coriole Look it is, but I don’t have a platter of wonderful local produce handy for lunch.

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rubberbanddoll When you’ve never boiled a potato or an egg before pic.twitter.com/1IysfyBzVK

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joeheenan There’s a conspiracy theory that Avril Lavigne died & was replaced by a look a like.
I think it’s bollocks. pic.twitter.com/vSzZiRwuMR

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joeheenan Took this incredible photo of Mount Fuji as I was flying out of Japan last year. pic.twitter.com/OQ9gxwmcuX

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wintnation More than 4 hours into LIVE COVERAGE Our thoughts are with the government who claims that i got mad.

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@BXGD @mattmfm Once he’s finished being President that would make a great game show.

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@kcarruthers @mtaibbi I do like “the Christopher Columbus of hate”, though.

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mattmfm This is the actual Fox News headline from this morning, LITERALLY an hour before this photo was taken. pic.twitter.com/HWlzFdVZvY

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@ashabeeeee @AmericanAir I guess @AmericanAir is a land of milk and honey. And gelatin.

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erikhinton Yeah, sure, whatever. I guess that’s a combination of things. pic.twitter.com/7PI8VAoFAC

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GonzoHacker Is this the SciFi Che Guevara look you were going for?

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GonzoHacker I have not felt the touch of a human being in so long pic.twitter.com/hSOLFWcPDx

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wintnation ONE NATION POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT - One Nation will support the climate zealots narrative.

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Histreepix A gap in reality is filled in with Johnny Depp. Hollywood, 1990. pic.twitter.com/bZ2dJcFs4v

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fanfiction_txt So yeah, Pikachu is gay now.

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oberonsghost I’ll pay this. twitter.com/somecleverthin…

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We all need The Internet Sheriff. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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@OaaSvc I have the freedom to not wear woad*.

*”Blue face paint.” Moron.

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KELLYWEILL East Village coffee shop guys looking like the Pokemon evolutions of each other pic.twitter.com/0q4MX4GtsB

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rshotton Is truncating the y-axis dishonest?

By @bill_easterly pic.twitter.com/pfMl4IDcwZ

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@onthemedia That first story would be hilarious, except that it’s real. Except that it’s in America, so it’s hilarious.

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@BlueturtleADL I’m now curious to see how widely to word is known. “Not very,” I suspect.

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IMPORTANT NOTE: A number of people have suggested that “pwn” is a typo. It is not. Now go away…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OZ

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@BlueturtleADL If only there were some sort of global system for answer questions.

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Sun plan, remainder: Reading n’shit; late Sunday lunch, being that kangaroo steak finally; bins; figure out the week ahead; blog; whinge.

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This is like being asked which of your children you hate the most. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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@jennylmackinnon Indeed, though Eva Perón herself had a much stronger jawline than either of them. pic.twitter.com/UBw97MzoUE

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@jennylmackinnon I did not know then lyrics. I don’t even like musicals, really.

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I really don’t care that it doesn’t rhyme, because free verse is Freedom. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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wintnation Thanks to the absolute coward who iMessaged me this rather than decentralised blockchain auto voting so returns happen faster

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RadioFreeTom Many objections! Random legal words! twitter.com/roguerepub/sta…

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The angle of attack needed for Concorde to stay in the air down at the speed the Spitfire is flying. twitter.com/ron_eisele/sta…

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wintnation Sorry Labor govt has decided that they don’t want Australians hearing the truth, what a disgrace, wake up Australia!

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GonzoHacker As Trump is not on native soil, the lieutenant Vice Marshal of the Senate has to blow a ram’s horn three times to invoke impeachment

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@australian Sorry, that was 11. But now I have all 26 words thanks to @9NewsAUS, and they’re excellent…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…T7

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katefeetie I’ve only been in Alabama for 24 hours and they already made a statue of me, so blessed pic.twitter.com/avCxx1hCBU

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CatFoodBreath Meanwhile, at the local farmer’s market….. pic.twitter.com/i9V4SuJmHN

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SwiftOnSecurity Now everyone is going to think every virus has a simple secret killswitch. It’s going to be in a TV show in the next 6 months I promise you.

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In which CNN leads with Trump saying just 26 words in Riyadh without actually telling you what they were. edition.cnn.com/2017/05/20/pol…

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joshdcaplan The Saudis have Trump’s tweets on billboards throughout downtown Riyadh. pic.twitter.com/07sOp90ftj

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bigjsl It’s a trap!!! Click Review. They turn on maximum spy mode otherwise. pic.twitter.com/rvRv3S5Vox

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I wouldn’t have thought that the purpose of an embassy was all that much of a secret, but there you go. twitter.com/combatmaquis/s…

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thehill Chinese firm promises Trump approved green cards on behalf of Kushner company: report hill.cm/nmj1nRW pic.twitter.com/Ze1uQ2zadT

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@anusha_srini Well I suppose… I’m still not happy with it.

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@caseyjohnellis They though you might like a Breakfast Choc Top.

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combatmaquis @RussianEmbassy Piss off! Putin’s sockpuppets!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well @markhumphries knows musicals, even likes them, so maybe he has a suggestion.

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_CasanovaJr “Fuck it, I’ll do it” - Black women twitter.com/blavity/status…

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YoorWullie When 72yr old Jim Hughes from Fife trimmed his 14ft ‘bush’, this is how the Dundee Courier reported it. pic.twitter.com/EhoUyHBpxW

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expectproblems Oh. Your. Gods. Someone built a clone of a MOS 6502 with actual transistors. 😳 monster6502.com pic.twitter.com/t18GyKW0LH

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DPRK_News Infestation of Nekkers, Water Hags, and Wraiths afflicting Ecuadorian embassy in London finally abates under leader..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lv

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The authorities are being notified as we speak. twitter.com/caseyjohnellis…

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comradeSammy UGH I got the Bechdel test and Turing test confused again now what the FUCK am i supposed to do with all these feminist robots

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wintnation its like you gotta be from NASA just to get greens preferences!

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DesiJed President Shirley Temple.

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Sunday. The sun rises. The mist clears. The world is just as shit as before. Sunday.

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