Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 3rd, 2017

@NicholasFryer Thanks. Because I wouldn’t want to blow my own horn.

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alisonmah my husband keeps challenging himself to make the smallest origami crane he can and it’s getting kind of ridiculous..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zg

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@andrewhowdencom The article is a bit vague on that, yeah. Next week I might see if USCG has any more public info on that.

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@_midofo_ Hey give ‘em 10 points for effort, though, right?

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You’d get a cleaner burn running the thing on vodka. twitter.com/dmitryzaksAFP/…

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Are you “SEXUALLY NORMAL”? Is submitting to a giant octopus part of that questionnaire? twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…

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LNajafizada Breaking: Three blasts at the burial site of Salim Izadyar, a protester killed in yesterday’s shootings in Kabul.

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cathjam What sounded like three successive explosions over about 10 seconds was heard in Kabul just now.

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@OfficialJargon I can’t wait for a solid long-form version to appear.

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@BXGD Sadly Paul Hogan has become a weird shouty old man in a dressing gown.

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JOE_co_uk Thanks Planet Earth - it was fun while it lasted 🌎😔

@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/hkfjgovYY8

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@PeteLawler To just from the website design, it’s been running since at least the 1850s.

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burgotastic This is 100% related to the Orb twitter.com/ScariestStorys…

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“Australian convict pirates in Japan: evidence of 1830 voyage unearthed” (28 May) theguardian.com/australia-news…

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JoLammert This mask is not as adorable as the package promised. pic.twitter.com/V5Vxn8Xgho

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Smuggling made simple: “Put cocaine in a buoy, add a GPS tracker and drop it into the Pacific” warisboring.com/drug-smugglers…

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stu_mather_ Now if you don’t mind, Mr Corbyn, I’ll be off to transform back into a charming antique clock in a mysterious old h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Tt

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ProfBrianCox I took a photo of the Moon last night with my phone through telescope eyepiece whilst waiting for Jupiter to appear..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vF

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“The Pentagon Is Still Worried About Climate Change” (31 May) warisboring.com/the-pentagon-i… 2/2 pic.twitter.com/CBzaxHVOVM

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“Time Is Running Out to Avert Climate Wars” (Nov 2015) warisboring.com/time-to-avert-… 1/2 pic.twitter.com/fUeuYU2DL9

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@unfoldedreality @enviro_al This is true. I’ll have to see if any of my library logins can provide a copy.

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@unfoldedreality @enviro_al I’m trying to remember which news Sydney/Australian site published a decoder for those markings.

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timehhh There was something about heirloom rhubarb, as well.

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upulie Your Daily Moment of Eldritch Horror twitter.com/scienmag/statu…

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thomassturm Look at this picture and pick a grain of sand. You are the first person ever to look at it. From yesterday on Mars. pic.twitter.com/X7XCwnAjte

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timehhh My mate, a barrister, told me this week he was working on a divorce settlement where couple was haggling over custo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Pv

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@twiddlekins @_midofo_ You’d be safe from insects after that, though.

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Yesterday I was given a bottle of Home Hill Estate Pinot Noir 2012 from Tasmania — thank you, kind peson — and it’s fuckin’ gorgeous.

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@_midofo_ The Japanese crane-and-fisherman design is rather nice too. He’s one fine tattooist and now I want to see the full exhibition.

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@twiddlekins There is, although I didn’t want to mention it in case, knowing my luck, it was actually a Protea or something.

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Do I need to remind you that I made a terrible podcast? I think I do. And I did. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@engin_eer I happen to know how guns work, however, which should reassure you.

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@dmeeze I don’t know. The river flows on.

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Saturday 3 June is National Fish and Chips Day. And how will people choose between Bognor Regis and Minehead? twitter.com/Butlins/status…

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@engin_eer I can’t… I can’t go on. I’ve never heard an image described so lovingly. We have truly reached the end otwitter.com/i/web/status/8…bAzW

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@engin_eer You describe such an idyllic life.

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@twiddlekins That’s a lovely piece of work. Shame that someone seems to have stolen the creek.

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@jeamish @JohnBirmingham He is. And, by and large, he is not a terrible human being, which is an added bonus.

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@gordon_j Well obviously. What on earth was I thinking?

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Where, indeed, are Kylie’s Post-It notes? twitter.com/misskylie77/st…

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Where is the Silicon Valley equivalent of the great sewers of London, for examp…

Oh. Never mind.

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That, and the vast majority of techbros seemingly utterly blind to others’ differing experiences and needs.

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Indeed, and it’s an example of one of the reasons I get pissed off with techbros imagining they’re transforming the world as never before.

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I assume all the women are on this side of the table with the photographer. twitter.com/LondonDSC/stat…

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@natecochrane Aye, Creedence. It is truly beyond the ken of any Christian man.

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Even with photographs like this, it’s still had for me to understand just how transformative the Sydney Harbour Bri..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…g9

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realjohntee I am now fully prepared for any disaster. @Scarfolk pic.twitter.com/hDvhK37z3H

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@natecochrane Photos just now of some solar-powered lighting and the view outside. Baffling. pic.twitter.com/FIfKcvSXLP

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“It’s way past time to speak truth to climate arguments this stupid”, writes @lenoretaylor theguardian.com/environment/20…

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Histreepix Before the days of television, people used to watch their own thoughts reflected in shop windows. Iowa, 1944. pic.twitter.com/pTBCv5iu5h

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@verythaibook Your link from verythai.com/buynow/ to Dymocks is broken, unfortunately.

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@michaelneale This book is an excellent guide, from tiny pink paper napkins to big hair. verythai.com

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Also, who the fuck uses the word “saucy” this century? Anyone under 65? twitter.com/awelder/status…

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awelder When you are raised by Murdoch editors to the point where they frame your sex life twitter.com/alanvaarwerk/s…

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I agree. To destroy this achievement is to destroy Thailand. twitter.com/topquark/statu…

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wintnation Mr President my door will always lead to end of planet?

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wintnation Political trickery has replaced sensible discourse in the IR space, and I respect it

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@JohnBirmingham Of course big slabs of the developing world did this years ago. As the US folds in on itself, China..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0g

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@JohnBirmingham “Steve Bannon [looks] even more creepily like a giant soggy hash brown of deep fried sadness and rejection.”

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Ah, @JohnBirmingham has opened up his ASB “We’ll always have Paris” to the world. medium.com/@JohnBirmingha… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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wintnation It’s time to get into legal trouble for accidentally Liking

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terryteachout @Hesiod2k11 @bcb_md @JustinHousman @RadioFreeTom I assume I’m dealing with the same kind of idiot who says “brewski..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…89

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BeyondAgronomy How about that cruising by your back door. pic.twitter.com/oUN8ZNiYzJ

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BuzzFeedStorm Tornado touches down this afternoon in Three Hills, Alberta - @rtt05 pic.twitter.com/dVEoxg1z5j

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alexstamos @jeremiahfelt @KDbyProxy @SwiftOnSecurity The letters AT&T on that orange post is actually a Latin acronym for “Dig..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fs

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jeremiahfelt @KDbyProxy @SwiftOnSecurity Ah, yes. The North American Fiber Seeking Backhoe pic.twitter.com/IS7oG5Plr8

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gnoll110 Instruction for avoiding mass extinction: Insert crowd A into crack B. twitter.com/hamyojo/status…

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It’s a shame that media diversity is dying because there’s no resources left for journalism.

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@TheIPA I’m sure some arsehat will read my tweet as a defence of @GetUp. That arsehat would be a very stupid arsehat indeed.

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This is hilarious, “Adjunct Fellow @TheIPA”. Pot, meet kettle. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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MUMSIEesq During circle time at pre-k one of my kids shared that the best part about having an identical twin is “spare parts.” We got a phone call.

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Indeed. A few people have @ me with variations, and @AttardMon and @GrogsGamut make some good points in this thread. twitter.com/AttardMon/stat…

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What sort of dickhead would imagine it was? twitter.com/purserj/status…

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I guess editors are often afraid to edit a Famous Author’s words. Someone needs to tell Neal Stephenson that he’s n..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nu

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This is also a core part of my reaction to Clive James’ work. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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No you’re thinking of Eric Bana. twitter.com/upulie/status/…

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SwiftOnSecurity *runs hands over his soft body*
*he growls*
*unzips fursuit*
“Ew, there’s a human inside”

I’m unable to imagine this scenario any other way

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You, too, can waste your Saturday by listening to this dreadful podcast, then tipping me at stilgherrian.com/tip/..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Uv

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Sat plan, draft: Sloth around the house reading, listening to podcasts, and eating inappropriately.

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GreenJ Tom Switzer takes over from Greg Lindsay at Centre for Independent Studies. afr.com/leadership/tom…

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abandonedspaces spaceship found rotting in Kazakhstan warehouse…
Photo - Ralph Mirebs pic.twitter.com/OHoY2EaNNi

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Histreepix Homeopathic arsonists spray public building with heavily diluted fire. New York, 1932. pic.twitter.com/rHPzFWfzkI

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Aiannucci If anyone mentions Magic Money Tree one more time, I’m going to pluck enough coins from it to pay for a tank to cover it in weedkiller

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I have always found Clive James to be tedious and a throwback. There. I’ve said it.

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brianstelter CNN banner: “PRESIDENT’S SPOKESMAN SAYS HE CAN’T SPEAK FOR THE PRESIDENT” pic.twitter.com/MyW6owVc9Z

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_robcorr Pauline Hanson asked an agency to appear at Estimates, and then didn’t bother showing up to ask them questions pic.twitter.com/k51amexyVa

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patstokes “Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?” - Stoppard twitter.com/joncstone/stat…

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wintnation i just doxxed MetalGearEric and his brand is totally dependent on coal too.

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jonkudelka Where The Sun Don’t Shine kudelka.com.au/2017/06/where-… today’s cartoon in @aus_business pic.twitter.com/u8qJNqzIcz

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TheDreamGhoul Someone just screamed “FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN” while we were inserting her IUD and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life

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GonzoHacker How to contribute to open source:
1. Fork the repo
2. Realize the problem is actually more complicated than you thought
3. Submit a bug

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benpobjie Piers’s personal WWII timeline:
- Pearl Harbour
- Hiroshima
- Japan surrenders.
Someone may have stolen some pages..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nc

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wintnation I’ve got nothing to prove at Wimbledon.

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Saturday. All the pigs are on one side, all the ducks on the other side. Nice and neat. Saturday.

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