Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 8th, 2017

OK, I’ll try to get some sleep. I’ll see you tomorrow when Trump is cuffed and the UK has a new Prime Minister. Or something. I don’t know.

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Histreepix Concerned about the youth vote, the Conservatives release a hoard of rarest Pokémons into & around polling stations..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wg

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wintnation That question was unprecedented and referred to the tyrants of the west.

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resnikoff I’ve no doubt Comey realizes that history will judge his conduct today. I wonder if his interrogators realize the same applies to them.

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@ApostrophePong Hey with your two passports you have options. ;)

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@whyy Listen to this, people. It’ll end up not being happy, but I hadn’t thought about the racial and other element..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NN

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@whyy Just quietly, @whyy, as a former radio producer I am really really jealous of how well your audio editing and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lm

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DashVids Tesla auto pilot fails to recognise a highway barrier. pic.twitter.com/y7GHQCjJex

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desiderioDC The line outside the Comey hearing… the first person in line tells me she got here at 4:15am pic.twitter.com/ZpPrDgJmFD

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@ApostrophePong Hey you’ll be fine. As with all of these situations, it’s all about posturing rather than actual danger.

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OK, so “Cosby Unravelled” is a fuckin’ excellent podcast. newsworks.org/cosby-unraveled Brilliant work, ladies and gentlemen. @whyy

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Back at @bunjaree, having done the shopping.

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I am literally the only person on the main street of Katoomba right now.

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Downtown Katoomba on a wild* Thursday night. pic.twitter.com/efOkbjJieF

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1. It’s closing time (whatever) so I’ve been chucked out ; 2. This is a really nice whisky. pic.twitter.com/OE6BSPVjP2

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@michaelneale @skwashd Nah, this is Thailand, and Phuket they’ll be extra friendly ‘cos you’re a farang with hard currency. Enjoy.

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@ApostrophePong You should be fine. It’s weird, but the Gulf states don’t want to fuck this up. And you’ll get a gr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IU

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petercoffee I’m used to hearing languages I don’t understand, peppered w/ words like “cloud” & “CRM”; today, French radio is seasoned w/ “Comey” & “FBI”

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@michaelneale @skwashd Yeah well you’re on your own down down there. ;)

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Now playing: Tony Bennett, “I left my heart in San Francisco” youtube.com/watch?v=ryF9p-…

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@ApostrophePong Qatar fights are being routed over Iran, in a narrow corridor. Might be better doing over the pole through Korea?

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@joelpmichael All good, there’s another hour until they close, so I’m onto the whisky.

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@buckleup No, I’m up the hill at the Old City Bank in K-town.

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When you’re wondering whether it’s time to go… pic.twitter.com/fIO4RQFeVa

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@markhumphries Just quietly, your work (with your co-conspirators) has been wonderful lately.

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@markhumphries I might, depending how my meds interact with these ales.

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@mungkorn88xs @deanbogga @JohnJohnsonson The specific Australian politics about that incident are… complicated.

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checkouttv If this tweet gets 1000 RTs, @bencjenkins will dress like this all the time. pic.twitter.com/OwLFQKZn4g

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@ResignInShame What, out of pillow and cardboard boxes? And if I am…?

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@DrSamWillis Sam, I love your podcast, but no. No.

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Raising even more flags.

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Just one more.

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wintnation Thank you all so much for the tolerant left!!

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Raising flags.

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@GreenJ I saw you retweet that image of National Front in the 1970s earlier. We live in… interesting times.

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@GreenJ Forgive me, but given it’s someone proposing the things he’s proposing, I find it hard to feel sympathy. And yet, yes, Sigh.

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@swearyanthony @NewtonMark @Epigrammist @abcnews See also the book “Command and Control”. Recommended reading.

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@swearyanthony @NewtonMark @Epigrammist @abcnews That’s a long time ago. And they weren’t “launch codes” (there’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Tk

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“60 Words And A War Without End: The Untold Story Of The Most Dangerous Sentence In US History” (Jan 2014)..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uh

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@R_Chirgwin @RJMajik @bunjaree Yeah I’ll go with that ID too. It’s just not like the red-bellied blacks I know from my childhood.

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@paulwallbank @michaelmeloni Don’t start. I’m enjoying this evening.

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TheShovel Waleed Aly Yet To Apologise For Terrorist Attacks theshovel.com.au/2016/09/22/wal… pic.twitter.com/vgzOXq1m4Y

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i_j_oliver Old article but … “The surreal offense of braiding hair without a cosmetology license” forbes.com/sites/institut…

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@RJMajik @R_Chirgwin That’s a point. And it seems too glossy for a red-belly.

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Histreepix PM Theresa May laying eggs in a child host, in preparation for a Tory landslide. Whitehall. June, 2017. pic.twitter.com/bF0UEkKX9o

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Now playing: The Black Angels, “Young Men Dead” youtube.com/watch?v=VvKjpG…

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@D_Keating @NewtonMark @Epigrammist @abcnews There was a profile on Gaydar where the guy’s photos were just him in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…My

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@D_Keating @NewtonMark @Epigrammist @abcnews Fair point. That’s a glorious piece of work, BTW.

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@maelorin You need to stop now, Steven.

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R_Chirgwin “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a carpetbagger with a fast horse to get out of town.” — me.

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@whiteswine Oh I know better than to head-butt with you. :)

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@whiteswine Also, don’t take that as support for nuclear power or a nuclear waste dump. It isn’t. But play fair. :)

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@whiteswine Oh Philip, don’t show a map like that without a scale explaining what the colours actually mean, You ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bx

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@Epigrammist @NewtonMark @abcnews I trust that the strong people between him and the nukes will choose to say “No,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6F

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wintnation legit get rid of media watch and just let la la land have the oscar

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@Ex_spurt @theage This is true. In a way, we have never left the Victorian age.

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@HazRobert I had to Google the current address, but yeah I knew it was there to find.

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@reselsnark Not the worst thing I’ve woken up to.

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APHClarkson “Prominent local intellectual embraces democracy in a time of turmoil and uncertainty in this ancient yet also mode..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gs

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theage Coles admits to underpaying much of its workforce ow.ly/GEdL30cpZ9c

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@JustJimWillDo I did. And I wish you hadn’t reminded me. Saccharine bullshit, in retrospect.

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@HazRobert Well here is the end of the internet. hmpg.net

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Why does some people’s laugher sound like a chicken being strangled?

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@NewtonMark @abcnews So will I, actually. But if the planet wasn’t this silly shape, I’d be up for it.

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@Rashas_Mo @NuclearAnthro I see where you’re heading, and maybe you’re right.

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@abcnews “It’s a night when too much politics is not enough.”

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Tonight will be an all-nighter of politics, Australia! @abcnews has the Comey evidence live from midnight AEST, then the UK elections.

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@Rashas_Mo @NuclearAnthro So what you’re saying is that that eagle was a member of Z Z Top?

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@NuclearAnthro Heh. ICBM silo art is… interesting. Thank you.

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I hate the internet.

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@ashabeeeee @AustCyber You are! And I’m assuming you have more to come tomorrow?

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“Cyber Security Growth Network [@AustCyber] wants the world to buy Australian”, writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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PoliticalAP “Are you wearing Lynx?”

“Well smelt! Voodoo!”

“Java!”


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@riskybusiness @jpwarren I used Reaper myself, but it’s kinda overkill. Still, it’s scriptable. reaper.fm

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@xinfengcao Oh good, I thought my memory was fiction there for minute. I was sure I’d seen female PLAAF pilots before.

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@riskybusiness @jpwarren @Metlstorm And yet so many producers don’t do it. You’re right, gating or relying on compe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…O3

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@riskybusiness @jpwarren True enough. Though SoundSoap’s auto-learn button is pretty sweet. (I have not yet bought it or used it in anger.)

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@riskybusiness @jpwarren If you want something made for the job, SoundSoap is kinda cool. antarestech.com/noisereduction…

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@rwerkh @EndRoadwork There’s nothing there that would have been “instant”.

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@RJMajik @R_Chirgwin Looks like a red-bellied black, yeah?

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@rwerkh @EndRoadwork This is an excessive number of rounds for the job.

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@rwerkh @EndRoadwork I was just doing target work…

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@EndRoadwork @rwerkh I note there’s no rounds outside the body. Every shot hit the hypothetical human somewhere.

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@rwerkh The “they” is me, and I was aiming at the centre of the body.

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Apropos of nothing in particular, I just found this photo. What a rubbish effort. pic.twitter.com/2omi3ps1pI

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@ResignInShame Do it. In fact I’m tempted to get the series myself.

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Only this year? That is WAY behind where I thought they’d be. twitter.com/xinfengcao/sta…

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@andrewsadauskas They actually “pilfered” the design from the BT Tower in London.

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@ResignInShame It’s great fun. Not as well-known as some other series, but the conceit of Britain being a shitty po..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…29

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@ResignInShame There’s many touches like that. The Camden Lock itself is modelled on London’s BT Tower.

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@maelorin “Attention all crew: nutrition advice. Lager is not a meal in itself. Eat food with your lager.”

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I am going to have a pint.

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@dobes @ashabeeeee I have been recommending this documentary video for years. IT NEVER USED TO BE LIKE THIS.

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That said, these images from the BBC are rather nice. Also, the ship names are just gorgeous. pic.twitter.com/QcqUfyQAcL

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Sadly, this is not a real thing. pic.twitter.com/2oCYPYljiH

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Currently I am the only customer in that place that can be very quiet on rainy or misty afternoons.

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I’m still sulking because @ashabeeeee invented CYBER HATCHES. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Emmabarnett 1909:Anti suffrage postcard. Suffragettes were accused of neglecting domestic duties!Don’t let them down. Vote..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pY

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@VS_ And the load balancing. And we’ll put Centrelink in change of the machine learnings! We’ve got this sorted.

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@VS_ Maybe if we get ATO to do the network, that could fix it.

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snurbbotinfo Preferred PM: Turnbull. I expect they’ll blame it on GitHub!

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wintnation Due to Australia’s draconian laws on the use of lies, by omission and with false statements and promises.

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“Telstra’s former CISO wants ASD to be a leading light for private enterprise”, writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/telstr…

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@jpwarren @dobes That reminds me. I need a new headshot.

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@BrynLoftus @NewtonMark Ta. I’m more after actual history, but they also sound interesting.

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@dobes So you write your code in DobesScript with your choice of token, then a regex turns it into JavaScript. Easy.

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@dobes Mate, I reckon you could do the whole thing in one line.

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“ATO SAN could not handle more than one drive or cage failure thanks to HPE design”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/ato-sa…

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@scott_thewspot @dobes @timfdavis @ssharwood @purserj Yes, but not if they’re sending the hardware back to HPE for root-cause analysis.

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@dobes In Perl, though, you could fix that by running it through a tokeniser and calling exec(). [Bows.]

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This is magnificent. All hail Eris! twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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@dobes @timfdavis @ssharwood @purserj I hope they erase the drives, otherwise they’re sending everyone’s tax record..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oj

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Who’d be stupid enough to buy a computer, eh?

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@ssharwood @dobes @purserj I’m really enjoying the Australian Government’s Excellence in the Category of Technology..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lD

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@gordonkerry The one I like is when they start “Hope you’re well” half an hour after I’ve just tweeted I’m as sick as a dog.

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@dobes @purserj Didn’t early reports say they concentrated on performance over reliability? (I haven’t read your ya..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…z8

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hey, their job is to keep us happy. The best PR people know how we prefer to work, our movements, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XL

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Some PR people are creepy. They reply to your emails in like two minutes. Email me and you’re lucky to get a reply in two days.

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@cairnsrachel Way, way too many. He was far more prolific than me, and was a lot younger.

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@DenubisX @NuclearAnthro It’s all good. As opposed to Bomb 20.

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@DenubisX @NuclearAnthro Also, I want a “thermostellar device”.

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“Vegan bloggers say their diets can stop menstrual ‘toxins,’ and doctors aren’t pleased” smh.com.au/lifestyle/heal…

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@ApostrophePong Here in AU, @abcnews is going to run Comey’s evidence live from midnight tonight.

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@ApostrophePong This is true. The national security podcasts I listen to, normally apolitical, are so frustrated wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gw

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@aggerchez @jpwarren No worries. Justin is very good at turning long reports in a few dozen tweets of snark.

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@thehistoryguy @NewtonMark Oh that’s excellent Thanks, Dan, that’s the second most wonderful message I’ve seen all..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CW

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@munin Of the robot, or of the Senator?

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I clicked, but nothing happened. twitter.com/wintnation/sta…

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michaelatkin Pauline Hanson also wants an inquiry to be held for unspecified financial damages to be paid by Ian Nelson & ABC fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ka

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@R_Chirgwin Speaking of which, kinda, I’ve discovered that caused such consternation in the US that Twitte..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…X7

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@ApostrophePong Creating an ocean of words and reports is one thing. Actually removing a President is much harder…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qy

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macleanbrendan It’s actually illegal to stop watching this. twitter.com/aalicesayss/st…

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If you follow @jpwarren right now on you’ll see him picking out the highlights* of the Lindt Café siege inquest report. It’s scary.

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itsa_talia oh my GOD eric trump blocked me for tweeting JUST A PIC OF HIS OWN LIPS pic.twitter.com/8wFzA6sJ1B

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@dobes Don’t deny it, you secretly love the ATO.

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wintnation Click here to see if i can make shit rain on my enemies

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goldengateblond “Chyron writer” is the best job on TV right now. pic.twitter.com/TZsfAwvhHV

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ato_gov_au We’ve released a report on the system outages experienced last Dec & Feb, based on internal & independent findings: ato.gov.au/Media-centre/M…

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Skels LinkedIn have analysed my campaign, and conclude I should have spent more $$$ to get better results.

So glad to have such amazing insights.

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@skiddelywoo @WinterMagic2017 Nope, I refer to certain recent events in the news.

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“Our next story time is all about colours.” Nice work, librarians. Just don’t tell Ms Devine. pic.twitter.com/c1eExvmeB5

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@phbarratt @NewtonMark Thanks, Paul. Sounds a book worth reading.

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@developerjack They’re from the Analog Gap. Too new to be out of copyright and scanned. Too new to have an ebook edition.

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@phbarratt @NewtonMark That’s what we’ve just been talking about. :) Don’t suppose you know a good book about those ferry pilots?

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edbott This. Is. Literally. True. Literally.  twitter.com/RyanLizza/stat…

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@NewtonMark @thehistoryguy @AirplaneGeeks There’s a story of a pilot dropping out of the Lancaster she’d just deliv..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lF

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@NewtonMark There must be a decent history of them around somewhere. Maybe @thehistoryguy can do an ep on WWII RAF/..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tR

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@NewtonMark “Mary Ellis … piloted more than 1,000 planes of 74 different types” dailymail.co.uk/femail/article…

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It’s a coordinated news drop. Soapy Says: “Turnbull Government accepts all Commonwealth recommendations of Lindt Ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…No

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@NewtonMark Joy Lofthouse’s story is one. Flew 38 types, favourite was the Spitfire. Flew one in 2015 aged 92, alas..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lk

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@NewtonMark The stories of the RAF ferry pilots, many women, are amazing. Flying all manner of aircraft solo withou..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ho

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Ah yes. The NSW Coroner’s inquest into the Lindt Cafe siege. I’ve read most of it. The politicians, I suspect not s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…79

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@michaelmeloni See, I feel perfectly safe as it is. I’m far more likely to slip on a wet staircase and break my neck.

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My view from the Katoomba library today. pic.twitter.com/Syq6VPKVqF

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A: “The problems continue to be inter-agency coordination and community liaison.”
B: “LET’S GET BIGGER GUNS!” pic.twitter.com/r1GBBOhfVW

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OH: “I left my phone on the train before going walking, I lost my camera, so that was my spiritual journey.”

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saaaraaaaahh it’s raining so mum’s let her alpaca in the house 🙄🙄🙄 pic.twitter.com/mJ509B4Y7X

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The great thing about calling Old Parliament House the Museum of Australian Democracy is that it’s easy to switch M..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dx

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GreenJ mongolian barbecue? twitter.com/maxmarkson/sta…

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Ah. The boomers are talking a pilgrimage through Spain or wherever. It seems to be more about wine than about God.

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mattbc Is your fieldstone “farm gathered”? pic.twitter.com/DLxM76JIjB

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@jheazlewood Maybe. Taking his ramblings at face value, he seems to live in a netherworld of some sort.

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A couple boomer chaps are discussing a holiday. “It was like the United Nations. People from all over the UK, even a Welsh bloke.”

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These tweets aren’t to make fun. I just wanted to capture some of his language. It’s fascinating.

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“They know how much money is in my bank account. God. And the Commonwealth Bank. And Jehovah.”

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“It’ll be soon. It’s just a matter of choosing the right time… The shopping though, and then buy some marijuana.”

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Definitely some mental illness in there. A few references to being a messiah, and the end of the world.

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I can smell alcohol wafting across the train, but I think he might also be mentally ill, which is sad.

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OH, ragged old guy who I think is extremely drink: “Most dead people when they’re dead realise what I am.”

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I can smell alcohol wafting across the train, but I think he might also be mentally ill, which is sad.

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MatthewBevan James Comey’s testimony will be live on @abcnews TV from midnight AEST. @frankelly08 and I will have full coverage on @RNBreakfast from 6am.

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This is a terrible way to talk about Senator Abetz. twitter.com/jjprojects/sta…

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Having flowered and been attended to by birds, the banksia disintegrate. pic.twitter.com/W5JO5bG7FK

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Correct. And many (most?) don’t have number either.

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@BOCSAR “None of the major crime categories have increased in NSW over the last two years.” Now watch the screechme..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NB

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NSW @BOCSAR March quarter crime figures are out: “Crime remains low,” they say. bocsar.nsw.gov.au/Pages/bocsar_n…

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@ashabeeeee What’s the cyber equivalent of a ping-pong ball?

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“Australia signs cybercrime agreement with Thailand”, writes @ashabeeeee, so we’re in for some great cybers now. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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OaaSvc ROFL, someone at work didn’t realise this is a joke. That’s where we are people. This is actually believable. twitter.com/pixelatedboat/…

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NuclearAnthro ICYMI I have launched a blog with 1st post talking about nuclear weapon laboratory advertising in 1950s:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ya

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baynham41 Shocking news from the 80’s, if true?….
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Thu plan: Keep plodding through work on the SEKRIT editorial project, but in Katoomba because I’m getting cabin fever.

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riskybusiness I’m sure they’ll be totally receptive to your cease and desist. twitter.com/rcallimachi/st…

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wintnation De-industrialisation is costing jobs, destroying families, bankrupting businesses and making our home smell like a reptile enclosure

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Ah, there’s nothing as good as a good General Practitioner! twitter.com/Tarale/status/…

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@michaelmeloni Where?

Sand does get in everywhere, though…

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“Disrupting the Australian Economy: From Coal Trains to Blockchains” — a political slogan free for the taking.twitter.com/dobes/status/8…x

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janhopis look at this completely baffling leaflet from a local UKIP candidate pic.twitter.com/yjhNG9akgs

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BlogsofWar In fairness, there are probably several hundred instances where it should have. twitter.com/OKnox/status/8…

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burgotastic Theresa May is an anagram of Steamy Hare

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The Wikipedia entry on UK’s National Front is a fair starting-point. Enjoy*. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_…

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In the 1970s, UK’s National Front were seen as racist Neo-Nazis. In 2017, all but one of their policies is espoused..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QM

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scotwilliams To gauge just how Far Right the UK has shifted. Consider the now ‘normalised’ ideologies on this 1970’s NF poster…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…F5

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lawfareblog Benjamin Wittes: Initial Comments on James Comey’s Written Testimony tinyurl.com/yaf8zl3k

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BreakfastNews “Like a cringesome first date”: @JohnBarronUSA explains that James Comey statement on Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/ad7QGNUDqF

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One of my earlier word, which I haven’t used in a while, describes Those People on a footpath: Dawdlesprawl.

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@maxcelcat New words are for all to use, and I expect their meanings to evolve over time.

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@munin While it pains me to link to this prick’s column, it’s the relevant document. heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/a…

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I’ve also just realised I can’t even see that tweet without special effort because I’ve muted the word “glitter”.

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I’ve come up with a new word: Glittersook.

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dobes Nice summary of the Trump regime thus far pic.twitter.com/RgrxA0Aplx

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The great thing about giving probabilities rather than predictions? If we only get to roll the dice once then he’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…b1

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Just as @TheEconomist has their Big Mac Index, I wonder if they’ll eventually have the Avocado Index for real estate.

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First they came for the avocados, and I did not speak out, because avocados are bullshit fuckin’ slime fruit. Then…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aI

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@Samoftherocks @yashar There’s a productivity improvement right there!

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Uber love 4 of 4: “Fire Travis Kalanick” by @kadhimshubber at @FT ftalphaville.ft.com/2017/06/07/218… Particularly brutal.

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Uber love 3 of 4: “Uber’s Sexist Culture Won’t Change Until Its Bro-In-Chief Departs” by @EmilyRPeck huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/uber-cul…

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Uber love, 2 of 4: “A top Uber executive … obtained the medical records of a customer who was a rape victim.” recode.net/2017/6/7/15754…

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Uber love, 1 of 4: “Uber reportedly used an algorithm to pay new hires less — reinforcing a gender pay gap”cnbc.com/2017/06/07/ube…U

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@hellNbak_ I cannot allow @ashabeeeee to maintain the cyber lead for long. But once I’ve finished my current project, VICTORY WILL BE MINE.

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Cyber hatches. That’s just… wow.

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@ashabeeeee @dobes Nevertheless that’s an intriguing concept.

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“Australian Electoral Commission battens down the cyber hatches” writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra… CYBER HATCHES! I am in awe.

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wintnation ONE NATION POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT - One Nation is fundamentally different.

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“The United States Is Making the Soviet Union’s Mistakes: Every empire comes to an end eventually” warisboring.com/the-united-sta… Dunno if I agree.

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@BXGD That’s the real nightmare in all this.

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biffbiffbiff @SwiftOnSecurity At least they don’t have a quota to change 3 product names a year like Microsoft. pic.twitter.com/fBIMrFKI1w

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MarkHarrisNYC 2:45 p.m.
MSNBC: Comey statement awful for Trump.
CNN: Toobin: Obstruction of justice.
Fox: This pill made from jellyfish helps memory loss.

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MarkDiStef “The bigger question is the maths on that board, 3 minus 0 doesn’t equal 0” - @richjamesuk

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“Melville House offers FREE ebook of torture report after [US] Senate Republicans try to suppress it.” mhpbooks.com/press-release-…

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AlanKohler Just a thought on Adani: The Gov would be better off subsidising bitcoin mining than coal mining

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wintnation clown college is fake actually

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This can’t be good for me.

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I fell asleep again, then had the most intense vivid, lucid dream. When I woke, I crashed out of a dream within a dream all at once. Boom.

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PAYOLETTER good morning, here’s an emu chasing a dog around a tree for no apparent reason pic.twitter.com/UxVct48MpN

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alexlydiate This Tory campaign is like watching a sixth-form dramatisation of a 1984 origin story.

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JuddLegum Pretty easy question to answer in public if the answer is “no” twitter.com/toddzwillich/s…

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intelwire Twitter, folks pic.twitter.com/MNH9Uqpyg6

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joshgnosis OMG, look what the Daily Tele did. pic.twitter.com/9P8XoYqkdB

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“Statement for the Record [to the] Senate Select Committee on Intelligence”, by James B Comey. intelligence.senate.gov/sites/default/… (PDF, 7 pages)

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fanfiction_txt WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO AWAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING GOOD LIKE ANIMATED PORN

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“How Not to Build an Aircraft Carrier: The pricey history of USS Ford” warisboring.com/how-not-to-bui… Project management upfuckage in detail.

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zackwhittaker Ironically, REALITYWINNER sounds like the codename of an NSA surveillance program. twitter.com/kevincollier/s…

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The body language in the photo is… fascinatingtwitter.com/politico/statu…jF

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Histreepix Princess Diana meets Donald Trump. New York, 1994. pic.twitter.com/1EArS4vos4

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wintnation Empirical data shows that I love because I hate my computer

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@marcuskelson That’s the thing. I’m never alone at this hour, it seems. At least you have a reason to be up this early.

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@guytaur Oh excellent. I might hit that in a bit. I’ve already started on something which I’ll tweet when I’ve finished it.

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And yes, I’ve woken up at 4am for reasons which are unclear. Sigh.

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Thursday. If you turn the mirror around, you can see into a past, but it will be the wrong one. Thursday.

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