Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 24th, 2017

@JuliusFlywheel @oberonsghost And the circle is closed. That’s the news story we started with.

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wintnation Australia immigration system needs to focus on the wrong thing.

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@schlutes @glengyron BTW, are you thinking of the Goiânia accident? Not plutonium, though, and just 93 grams of act..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xX

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@schlutes @glengyron For every random sentence there’s a speck in history that provides something apposite.

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“Britain’s Great Gay Buildings”? Really?

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@ki_sekiya @davispg @TheNTNews Well clearly @TheNTNews is the only masthead to be trusted in these matters.

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@gattaca @vickyjo That’s for the Hellfire club later up.

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@vickyjo @gattaca And spending the IT budget on gimmicks is cheaper than a Porsche.

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@gattaca Are you sure it’s not a cyberhoneylawn?

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@gattaca Teen-boys of every age, obviously.

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@gattaca Because the teen-boy sysadmins find this shit more “exciting” and “cyber” than flossing their teeth. I know you know this.

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@Colgo @SnarkyPlatypus This is a fascinating role reversal. Trying to appeal to the other ends of the party?

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Brian_Whit Politics with fries: more fast food outlets declare support for Saudi crown prince | al-bab.com..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…W3

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histassoc Why did the concept of the gin tap ever die out? Perhaps we need an office cat of our own! ..instagram.com/p/BVmvLfWFSS4/9h

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Ajarncom I can’t help think that we’ve lost our way. pic.twitter.com/PNu4bhzg06

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wintnation We will need a lot of spin and misinformation out there when it comes to the full voting facts.

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@Chilp @SnarkyPlatypus I guess many people don’t know what snake tastes like.

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@Chilp @SnarkyPlatypus Chicken-ish, but also a bit squiddy. The packaging says like calamari. It tastes pretty much like snake.

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wintnation tooheys new is also stealing Labor voters in droves

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kenshirriff Got our vintage Xerox Alto to display images. The 1973 Alto was one of the first computers with a high-resolution b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9G

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@munin Indeed, there are still so many possibilities.

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Histreepix Theresa May and Philip Hammond arrive in full regalia for Brexit negotiations. Brussels, 2017. pic.twitter.com/20D5wGB7ln

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“No, a man on a meth binge did not die while trying to have sex with a crocodile at Clifton Beach.” cairnspost.com.au/news/cairns/me…

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Oh! I just remembered that my Saturday evening treat is a crocodile tail steak.

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@oberonsghost I’d forgotten about Them, even though I’ve been up there several times, and used to work in that buil..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…P8

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DeletedWiki Men in colourful towels

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coreyspowell Discovery image of Pluto’s moon Charon 39 years ago (it’s the bump), and a slightly clearer view from New Horizons…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…B2

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OzKitsch Who wore it better? twitter.com/iborgward/stat…

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mezzoblue Writing error message copy? Consider including a helpful regex to indicate what your customer got wrong! pic.twitter.com/iQqj9JJoXw

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SSL certificates updated. Gin poured. As night follows day…

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Picketer All the charm and fashion sense of a duodenal ulcer. pic.twitter.com/7t49vmYbEu

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semibogan We are all this ancient soldier twitter.com/mental_floss/s…

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pantsukampf you: Wolfenstein shows what the world would look like if Germany and Japan won ww2
me, an intellectual: um actually..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…U4

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“Certs” is such a wonderfully Shakespearean word. Like “zounds”.

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@ewe2 On the list for later this afternoon, and thanks.

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@ericscheid That’s right. Two looking forward (one per side, overlapping directly ahead), one aft.

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“Prime minister in waiting?”, writes Norman Abjorensen on Peter Dutton. insidestory.org.au/prime-minister…

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@JustJimWillDo @irisherself @Wolfie_Rankin Yes, I do realise that. The concept was explained to me when touring HMS..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ha

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Patrickavenell Frankenstein (1931) - book writer Mary Shelley is credited as an adjunct of her husband. pic.twitter.com/3WGprkZcII

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patbcaruana Just a bunch of normal humans, standing and smiling pic.twitter.com/JlKJBNDBxs

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jessesingal “Computer, simulate for me the bland manner in which an artificial intelligence such as yourself might discuss inco..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SQ

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@TimWattsMP You keep that dream alive, Mr Watts.

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“Maritime Mystery: Why a U.S. Destroyer Failed to Dodge a Cargo Ship” from @nytimes mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/23/wor…

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PJVogt Watching Mark Zuckerberg try to casually sidle into politics is like watching a very drunk person try to shoplift a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…O9

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bernietb Everyone involved in making cop social media a thing is going to have a real hard time come the revolution. pic.twitter.com/Efscpq2swn

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ianwhitworth Only Andrew Denton can fill Malley’s giant TV interviewer shoes or Australia risks losing touch with Henry Winkler..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xn

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LeftOf_Normal My therapist told me “Write letters to the people you hate, and then burn them.” Did that, but now I don’t know what to do with the letters.

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Correct, @TimWattsMP. As an adult, you’re allowed to be under the influence of drugs on the trampoline. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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DeletedWiki Unilluminati

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@WarOnTheRocks Reminder: Quite a few of my tweets this morning have been about @WarOnTheRocks’ latest “Bombshell” p..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zR

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harrypusspuss Hey Sydneysiders! Around next Sat? Feel like a laugh? Nick Folkes and his band of losers are marching in Newtown, g..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TP

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@drsimmo @SnarkyPlatypus I didn’t want to be quite so bold with my memories.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Psst! That’s been there for two years or so.

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@WarOnTheRocks Honestly! Troops are being sent, but you want to know what they’ll be doing and why? Gawd.

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@WarOnTheRocks Oh NOW they want a strategy for Afghanistan too! These Bombshell women are so demanding!

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@WarOnTheRocks Maybe Bombshell needs one of those factory safety signs: “N Days since US had a Syria Policy”.

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samanthamaiden PM @TurnbullMalcolm goes out of his way to welcome @TonyAbbottMHR in speech. NSW branch deliver massive cheer - to humiliate PM @SkyNewsAust

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[Makes further note] “‘Plutonium… is… fine… in… tea.’ Cool, ttwitter.com/gnoll110/statu…yKEPX2uH

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[Makes note] “‘Do… not… eat… plutonium.’ Gottwitter.com/neva9257/statu…08gAK9

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@DrRhysPockett Dozens. None. Oh I dunno. Does it matter?

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It’s just 45 minutes until New Moon at 1231 AEST.

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dr_nic Someone described this as “All Lives Matter Ken” and I can’t stop laughing in a slightly sad fashion. pic.twitter.com/vko4rzyRgq

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@NewtonMark @semibogan @NASA True. I assume it’s one of those making-sausages things, but with extra muttering.

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@bigmac There’s some real forest-trees problems in there.

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@WarOnTheRocks I have just learned that the people from Wisconsin who live in Washington DC get together for cheese..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JM

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@mikiegringo @riskybusiness @semibogan That comes back to the idea of prosecuting directors for negligence. Hits th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6J

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@semibogan @NASA There was once talk of @NewtonMark, VH-SOL, and aerobatics, which is a step in that direction.

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The Killing Season begins. Thank you once again, @davpope, for yet another glorious Abbott caricature. pic.twitter.com/J9P2zkIsOV

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tfswebb “florida face-eating teen” twitter.com/nydailynews/st…

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OhNoSheTwitnt And to think, Sarah Palin watched this whole Russian thing go down from her house and said nothing.

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@semibogan @NASA If I were about to be launched into space, yes, absolutely.

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intelwire “The Russians did interfere, but they did it to help Crooked H.” — tweets from next week, probably

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@riskybusiness @semibogan @mikiegringo Or perhaps toxic waste dumping laws, given that folks outside the organisation are damaged?

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@semibogan @NASA You could always launch me into the Sun from Depend® Pad 39A.

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DeletedWiki Snowman porn

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I assume @cityofsydney was just moving them to the warm, dry temporary accommodation they’d arranged. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…

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Dear @NASA, I know you’re busy with all sorts of things, but if you have a moment, I have a small favour to ask… twitter.com/semibogan/stat…

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@edhusicMP @mark_travers I do like the concept of a getaway train though.

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@edhusicMP @mark_travers Oh the train is for more than escaping, Sir. Your fate is sealed. pic.twitter.com/cr86hqNUOS

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HeerJeet This is real. The typo presidency continues to reach new heights. twitter.com/passantino/sta…

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@edhusicMP @mark_travers This will not end well for you, Mr Husic. Soon the reconnaissance missions will start, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8N

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@mark_travers @edhusicMP “The caffeinated battleground of Western Sydney…”

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Oh. I have to fix those SSL certificates today too. Sigh.

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@edhusicMP I hope your own electorate is safe from this outrage.

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@joshgnosis Clearly we need a coffee-type breakdown for the parties’ national conferences.

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It’s good that the Young Liberals are following their elders’ example by parroting clichés three decades out of dat..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vj

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pointlesslettrs I see yer da’s been writing to the Daily Record again….. pic.twitter.com/56zevDGlpI

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joshgnosis PM’s $1.7 million donation to the party was “critical” for the election campaign, but was not because the party was broke, treasurer says

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“Tell us who your grand-daddy is at news@thefairgo.com,” apparently.

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I don’t see anything at all weird about this inquiry. Nothing at all. thefairgo.com/whos-your-gran… (See highlighted text..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rc

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This man says thefairgo.com is “ham fisted, bizarre weirdness” but… 1/twitter.com/Adrian_Dodd/st…tV

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DeletedWiki List of notable moustaches in art and fiction

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joshtpm That’s a helluva trial balloon twitter.com/mmfa/status/87…

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MattLaslo Trump is so going to regret this twitter.com/jaredrizzi/sta…

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Klaxon! Klaxon! Klaxon! New @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell podcast, “Gutter? Catahr? Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gh

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jessesingal Important guide for lingo-frazzled parents (h/t @ichbinilya) pic.twitter.com/87LiZMwukf

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Sat plan, draft: Eggs; chores; get used to seeing again; podcasts; renewed complaining. Order of play TBA, at least after the eggs.

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This one is still my favourite so far. twitter.com/DeletedWiki/st…

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DeletedWiki List of differences between apples and oranges

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wintnation Our thoughts and prayers are with the two major political parties.

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Reminder: You’re not allowed to report that the press briefing is not allowed to have cameras in it. twitter.com/astroehlein/st…

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Still, if the White House wants to look like a small-town pastor explaining where the embezzled funds have gone, who am I to judge?

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“The Defendant”, 2017 (Bill Hennessey/CNN) pic.twitter.com/GyGSNziGu2

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Saturday. Cover it with a clean drinking glass and look at it for a little while. Saturday.

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