Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 11th, 2017

evanmcmurry Photo on the left is making the rounds on social media. Photo on the right is the original Getty Image. pic.twitter.com/E9aoCI6eCu

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MatthewBevan The “you bloody beauty” bit is best imagined screamed while punching an unsuspecting kangaroo in the face pic.twitter.com/tMQM8sYy9Z

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@dobes @purserj @SnarkyPlatypus Lots of people interviewed that author. The book is apparently very good.

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I can’t figure out which I like best, the “I’m the defendant” sunnies, or the “Of course I wasn’t drinking last nig..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FX

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So if anyone would like a video of Senator Sinodinos’ innovative stimulation technologies..twitter.com/IdeasBoomAu/st…2twitter.com/IdeasBoomAu/st…2R

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HolidayComplain “You told us that there was a rooftop pool, but above us was just another room.”

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jamesmassola Huge news from the Australian Monarchists. pic.twitter.com/f9TpjaIFMN

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MikeCarlton01 The 5th most watched show on Foxtel ! Truly, there will be rejoicing in heaven..the angelic host… twitter.com/thekennydevine…

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Dr Jennifer is making my brain hurt.

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At least that’s what we told them. twitter.com/huwdrury/statu…

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@BXGD You just ruined my evening.

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Last night I rewatched “Team America: World Police” and it was a mistake. It doesn’t hold up. If it ever did.

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tokyo_sexwhale Hannibal Lecter is a lot less scary once you realise he’s basically wearing a Croc on his face. pic.twitter.com/ceBvSdqHMV

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vpkivimaki The official phone for the new US-Russia Cyber Security Team. twitter.com/mikko/status/8…

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From now on, every time I see a helicopter I’ll think “Bejizzled!”

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Imagine taking away the word “excited”. Marketing and PR staffers would be unable to issue a press release.

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My autocorrect finally turns d-u-c into “fucked”, and a-r into “arsehat”. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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CaseyBriggs No Ew pic.twitter.com/nFUJMJv0zS

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Yeah but they don’t have to be yours… twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…

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In which Mr @JonathanPieNews discusses “Trump vs Putin”. youtube.com/watch?v=qgonG5…

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@dobes I need to run a diff more often…

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@spottytwit I’d assume they have an I-beam or something down into the ground. Still, 80 tons of tank can push hard.

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Belgium. Don’t forget Belgium.

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@johnb78 There’s a whole system for producing them, I thought.

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@cxi Well that’s given me paws for thought. pic.twitter.com/O4p5meqDuF

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@johnb78 Isn’t that a character from Mitchell & Webb?

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Home_Halfway Imagine a Trump family member not doing something fucking stupid for a day.

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@MikeCarlton01 Yep. Tourism is what fuels the upper Blue Mountains.

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@OrkneyLibrary Or “remote” “mountains”, yes.

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@Infoventurer Well IIRC @OrkneyLibrary and I have been following each other for ages. I can remember when they live..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OH

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It was perfect weather in the Mountains too. This , the 1722 from Katoomba, has many tourists dozing af..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cG

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@OrkneyLibrary As an aside, I still want to visit you folks one day.

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@cxi True. And that’s some high grade bovine exhaust right there, Sir.

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There’s a reason they put these people on remote islands. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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@dobes Why can’t you just use the old Nazi bases in Antarctica?

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Why is even oh I really don’t know any more. twitter.com/cxi/status/884…

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@OaaSvc Nope, it made this week and next just a bit too ambitious.

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@OaaSvc I am. I’m arriving at OOL at lunchtime Sunday.

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smurray38 4 BC. In a stable twitter.com/MoAD_Canberra/…

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@wolfcat Mate you do a t-shirt for the toaster popping.

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Hey do you remember covfefe?

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wintnation They refused to have a good meal here at the Yeppoon Races on the 29th of August and said the truth will set me free and it did.

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JonnElledge What I really admire about Theresa May is her dignity. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…

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I have been to this conference about 30 times over the past decade. twitter.com/Dr_Draper/stat…

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Dr_Draper I’ve researched this for many years now, and I assure you that these are immutable.

The laws of modern marketing. pic.twitter.com/Yz41dV01JP

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Asher_Wolf Ahahahaha pic.twitter.com/8foFJf7yKq

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Now trying to figure out how to troll @TrainLinkWest with a choo choo loo joke involving poo, but the possibilities are too few. Whew!

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This has only one of four toilets working. The guard has offered to hold the train at Springwood for a proper toilet break.

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And this man claims to be a journalist. twitter.com/NickEvershed/s…

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@dfpiii That’s better than the shitty one-liner I was working towards.

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The consensus seems to be Rigg by a substantial margin. This evening’s taxi topic : Who did it better? Diana Rigg or Joanna Lumley?

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@expectproblems Very. It was magnificent, for a few brief minutes.

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I definitely have @dobes’ birthday present sorted. twitter.com/WarwickCapper3…

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This evening’s taxi topic : Who did it better? Diana Rigg or Joanna Lumley?

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WarwickCapper39 want a personalised wizz capper video ?? $30 for 1 min video just for u or ur mate/colleague/lover. email ur msg to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NC

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@dfpiii No, I’ve heard of Disraeli. He was a thing at some point.

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NewtonMark i.e., a back door. Needs to be called on it, everyone knows that’s what he wants but press mostly plays along. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@dfpiii Well this is where Australia has refined it all. We put the brown people in concentration camps so they don..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bu

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@mjhsinclair Ah, now that’s an interesting chain of thought. I should read the whole section, I suppose, but it fee..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…v2

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1. When has immigration policy ever not been “sovereign”? 2. Is it just me, or is this language barely 5% short of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x0

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@nehadk @shanghaiist Quite possibly. I’m fascinated by the topology of the human centipede of news mastheads.

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So who broke the umbrella-sharing startup yarn into English? I first saw it via @shanghaiist.

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@SalingerPrivacy @LaTrioli Sadly no. @LaTrioli has special powers which cannot be denied.

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Rushing to get the 1624 is also hampered by the fact that I’m currently in the wrong village.

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Can I be arsed rushing to get the 1624 to Sydney? No, I cannot. So it’s the 1732 arriving at Sydney Central at 1922.

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@LaTrioli Well, it’s for the Data + Privacy Asia Pacific conference, but @LaTrioli is the icing on the cake. conveneit.com/secure/oaic/pr…

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@LaTrioli I’ve decided to head down to Sydney tonight so I can be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for @LaTrioli tomorrow.

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jackdwagner imagine the Snapchat investors asking the CEO what he’s got planned to stop the stock from plummeting & he pulls up..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mc

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Oh that’s right, @LaTrioli is MCing tomorrow.

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Wondering whether to head down to Sydney tonight, or in the morning on the 0636 as originally planned.

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@mediajorge Anything to distract from the actual hilarity* of the White Australia Policy.

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You can never go wrong with a nice plug at the bottom. twitter.com/mumbletwits/st…

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mumbletwits Nice plug for White Australia at the bottom. twitter.com/donattroppo/st…

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Is there some place where you can do Menzies cosplay?

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@wslafoy @NuclearAnthro @ArmsControlWonk And I love you guys too. I finally got to the FTG-15 intercept episode yes..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rL

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GuardianAus We’re hiring —@GuardianAusus is looking for a talented sportswriter and commissioning editor. Apply heretrib.al/naP0kQjWr

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@NuclearAnthro That’s good, because it’s hard to keep track. And much as I like listening to @ArmsControlWonk, I do..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fd

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When it comes to Silicon Valley it isn’t so much a bubble ready to burst as an abscess aching to be lanced.

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@dobes @munin Jason Calamari or whatever it is.

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cathywilcox1 Trump and Putin’s fruitful meeting.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/Tbq4ovtfdY

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@dobes @munin I don’t think I have been on The Tech Meme since I called that guy a prick and all the techtosterone sprayed back at me.

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@munin @dobes I was “busy” listening to podcasts about North Korea and missile defence. I blame @ArmsControlWonk.

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Wait. No. He backed down from being impenetrable. So he backed down to being penetrable? What, what?

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It seems that I missed the impenetrable cyber. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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NicholasFryer I don’t know why anyone’s worried about seamless CG video - people already believe any badly mashed up, photoshopped bullshit now.

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InternetHippo eric trump (whispering to himself): now i am the smart one

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GreenJ seems about right. twitter.com/NoahShachtman/…

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@DrRhysPockett No idea. The deferment thing worked very differently though. I think there’s some Vietnam War history people following me.

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Doesn’t the White House have staircases?

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No, because that’s not how the Turing test works. twitter.com/Prof_Farley/st…

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SwiftOnSecurity “I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
- Donald Trump

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@ResignInShame Defo or contempt of court, depending how well you guess.

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Maybe I should just start making up things that have been suppressed by suppression orders.

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There was a time when the Chief Subeditor would tell us what was suppressed so we didn’t accidentally unsuppress it through our own efforts.

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Is there a suppression order?

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This Wikipedia portal on Admiralty Law doesn’t even mention how punctuation can make judges evaporate. Lame. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Admiralty…

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shanghaiist Umbrella-sharing startup loses nearly all of its 300,000 umbrellas in a matter of weeks shst.me/fal pic.twitter.com/GrzjyhJm7a

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@lhjh70 Remember when Fairfax was about used car adverts and garage sales? :) I also remember BuzzFeed doing this i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…R9

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Well this changes everything.

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@marcuskelson @BrigadierSlog He loomed behind me in @abcadelaide studio 505/506, all 7’15” of him. I said hello. He..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Jf

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Actually, before you even listen to the podcast, pour yourself a large bourbon and savour that book title for a while. Glorious.

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Excellent podcast with the author of “A Generation of Sociopaths: How the Baby Boomers Betrayed America” reuters.com/article/us-war…

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Hands up who’s personally been called “comrade” by Gough. [Raises hand.] When he was Prime Minister. [Lowers hand.] twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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@glengyron No that means you can take along your Nan for free.

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If you like trains that go into tunnels, you should do this. I have done this and it is excellent. twitter.com/TransportforNS…

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@Rashas_Mo The one thing I know about sea freight is that if you think a term is a century out of date you’re wrong.

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@opinionhacker That’s right, but it’s a proprietary format so “only” licensed stuff can open it. I’ll send you the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Pk

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Hey logistics and ERP people, know of a system that opens .ace files natively? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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MsLods Public comments on draft resources on the Notifiable Data Breaches scheme due this Friday 14 July twitter.com/OAICgov/status…

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@CarrollRory @oberonsghost I imagine so, given that we’ve stil got logistics systems running “ancient” software eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KF

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@mogadeet With various hits on logistics companies, I wonder if there’s some systems that can open .ace files natively.

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@oberonsghost Maybe. Some archaic-sounding terms still exist in international shipping ‘cos they define ownership a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gG

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An attack of .ace files? Really? I bet it’ll work too. pic.twitter.com/fQnQeQTd5L

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And Sun-Tue I’m at the 5th International Conference on Cybercrime and Computer Forensics (ICCCF) on the Gold Coast. icccf2017.com.au/program.html

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But, on Wed I’ll be at the Data + Privacy Asia Pacific conference in Sydney all day. conveneit.com/secure/oaic/pr…

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Further plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, except they can’t, because I haven’t written it yet.

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Tue plan, draft: Certain chores; errands, writing and editing, Katoomba; data wrangling. It’s a day.

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wintnation An entirely separate matter involving the burning of the Australian government

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snurbbotinfo Oh look, Putin’s wilfully crashing the servers.

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Tuesday. Four pieces of string. Tuesday.

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