wintnation This app will provide your exact GPS location to emergency services even if you don’t have Foxtel
@travisbynight @trollantechinus Yep yep. I’m familiar with them now, and really quite fond of them. I admire their confidence.
RT @kylecassidy: Reporter “you didn’t leave after the last flood-that speaks to your resilience”
Woman “it speaks to nobody’ll buy my house…
RT @RockcliffeFiles: “Fuck me, has this ring been welded on” https://t.co/Gu6qbHEBI8
@HughRundle It’s … remarkable, isn’t it. I must “thank†@NuclearTakes for bringing it to our attention. @Asher_Wolf
nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH HOW MANY DATES UNTIL YOU CAN TELL THEM YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND’S BODY WAS NEVER FOUND?
@JustJimWillDo True. It’s not a pretty sight. Or smell.
wintnation Our Prime Minister needs to decide if I was eligible to be elected to the Australian domestic market.
@JustJimWillDo I grew up on a farm. I’ve seen a bloated rotting cow corpse explode in a shower of maggots and metha… https://t.co/j37fhHjoYw
That @trollantechinus is in here somewhere.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus No, but there’s my weekend plans sorted.
@getkrackinshow The trick now is to see whither subsequent episodes can maintain the pace and freshness. Because freshness means confidence.
@SnarkyPlatypus Precisely. Well @getkrackinshow advertised an excellent* appliance to help with that.
@getkrackinshow Yes well that was confusing.
@SnarkyPlatypus ARE YOU OVERRUN WITH EGG DRAMA?
@SnarkyPlatypus Random screenshot. pic.twitter.com/iZfv2oEJMz
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s scary. It’s the same JFC-cringe-did-they-really-say-that per minute except for longer. I belie… https://t.co/AatoZjTWyK
@madashelltv @workingdogprod @getkrackinshow @canberratimes I am two minutes into @getkrackinshow and already I am huge fan.
@oldredrooster @madashelltv @workingdogprod @getkrackinshow @canberratimes That’s hilarious.
@madashelltv @workingdogprod @getkrackinshow @canberratimes Right. @getkrackinshow now.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Oh dear God. https://t.co/sCVCwlw04F
@oldredrooster @madashelltv @workingdogprod @getkrackinshow @canberratimes NP. My gripe with the review is that the… https://t.co/mBBErlV20C
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Hah!
@dobes This is yet another thread to the conspiracy. Maybe Turnbull will have a Francis Urquhart victory. But who w… https://t.co/BamaxgS3PT
@SnarkyPlatypus Or replicants. My witty reference may have been lost. Like tears in rain.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes.
Lulwut? https://t.co/FeQAlMrpPk
@SnarkyPlatypus She wasnâ€t so much a candle in the wind as tears in rain.
And @dobes is out of the country for 12 days. Coincidence? I think not. https://t.co/IGdqdZxrEZ
Well yes, PM&C, but that’s a description not a explanation. https://t.co/V3aMu4tcGD
jpwarren AI can’t handle a hotel with more than one entrance. We are safe from robots taking over. For now.
@madashelltv @workingdogprod @getkrackinshow Well @workingdogprod’s #UtopiaABC was more than adequate and that arse… https://t.co/VKZuwrlRKW
JamieRoss7 I was just 8 when Diana died. I remember seeing the news, pausing for a moment, and whispering to my Mum: “Thank god Twitter doesn’t exist.”
BadInfluence_70 Relationship goats pic.twitter.com/iZVOnPXeUD
@Seravorn @mrbenjaminlaw @BlackIncBooks All rubbish joke aside, Quarter Essay is an excellent thing and should be r… https://t.co/cQZxphHpep
@mrbenjaminlaw @BlackIncBooks Oh well that’s OK, but it may limi@BlackIncBooksks’ sales.
SECOND-RATE POP TARTS! https://t.co/0mooueL74V
@madashelltv @workingdogprod @getkrackinshow This does look promising. https://t.co/M9tjgC5yge
@madashelltv OK, next up @workingdogprod’#UtopiaABCBC, and the@getkrackinshowow, which I have been looking forward to.
RT @paulkidd: “It begins with consent and is sealed by sexual intercourse, then served with chips†https://t.co/y052XuZL54
@BlackIncBooks @mrbenjaminlaw I mean, you also get @latingle’s book which by all accounts is very good, but even so.
Is it just me, or is @BlackIncBooks’ Quarterly Essay Father’s Day special featur@mrbenjaminlawnlaw’s essay a massive troll?
The “expansive grass areas†seem a tad aspirational just now, but Sydney Airport seems to have built a nice little… https://t.co/WDaqBm2y2y
@sylmobile @madashelltv Fear not.
I just watched last night’@madashelltvtv, and it was good. But you already know that.
I’m still feeling dreadful therefore ice-cream.
My understanding is that I need to be nice to @thelaughingsub for the next 12 days. It’ll be just like Christmas!
@arcadiagt5 I have no idea.
RT @upulie: Centrists will just not shut up https://t.co/Y49OB4isjW
RT @MurrayWatt: Senate inquiry on Dutton’s citizenship changes wraps up. >10,000 submissions opposed, 2 in favour: his Dept & Australian Mo…
@dobes Yes I saw that. I’m looking forward to seeing the fruits of your research.
Is there a reason there’s so much Godzilla talk at the moment, or are we all just living in hope?
One of the three would be something about human factors, but I’m not sure what exactly. https://t.co/YN3uG7ROO1
@SnarkyPlatypus Then this tweet will help*. [Correct tweet attached this time.] https://t.co/kHFj1tYkEC
This isn’t how you spell “back roomâ€. https://t.co/TXZihetLio
@bigbadave @NicholasFryer Please leave now.
No Regrets #56. https://t.co/9iVPrCKlMC
Sad Regrets #55. https://t.co/F7OSZKRBAF
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng What, the xenophobic spoiled-brat gangsta rap? Heh.
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng Meanwhile, here’s another video, but the subtitles are CN not EN. His rap is Sichuaneze,… https://t.co/zeR4R35wZ6
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng I’ll see if I can find his bio in English. I really do need someone who knows the PRC music scenes.
Mate, breeding cows is not mundane. https://t.co/xdh6gWCbRh
@SnarkyPlatypus Meanwhile, I assume @DavidFeng has derailed his own train rather than buy into this. #swissneutrality ;)
@SnarkyPlatypus Watch the whole thing. It ends up being a strange inverted parody of gangsta rap. Kinda. I am utterly fascinated by it.
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng Yes, our protagonist addresses this as part of his thesis, suggesting you discuss geneal… https://t.co/8ZxcLtMPXz
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng It’s a timeless story of a love that transcends all boundariespic.twitter.com/2A24BUYtASAS
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng I find his argument compelling and free of flaws.
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng “Gua Laowai (Stupid Foreigners)†by Xie Di (Fat Shady) https://t.co/wtp70GHWrK
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng The anti-West rap is also hilarious for that reason.
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng The funny part for me is echoing the MAGA stuff while at the same time complaining about… https://t.co/rUJ2cAFyOM
@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes, obviously we’re more or less in the same page, or at least in the same chapter, on “racial purityâ€.
RT @gilbertjasono: Let’s hear him out https://t.co/lrFQwgbaxG
@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus How big a thing is it? The implication is it’s a big-city thing, but is it particularly widespread?
@dobes Good. Because that American cannot match my standards, even if he does have large quantities of nuclear material just down the road.
@DavidFeng Speaking of “absolutely nutsâ€, wasn’t it you who tweeted this the other day? https://t.co/LuV8pHDleT
See, @dobes, he’s even worse than I am. https://t.co/ANjKYKJ8O9
@DavidFeng Crying now.
wintnation The PM has done enough talking Peta, he needs to take a big sip of coffee
That nap didn’t really help.
PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS CHINESE PORNOGRAPHY. https://t.co/m1RezoeuSt
@mavetju @NewtonMark As I explained.
OK, I think I need to lie down again.
Cucumbers and chamomile are not interchangeable. Trust me on this. https://t.co/7tD65ZgFVE
@wolfcat That’s not a CBS show. Do keep up.
I would watch CSI Launceston and ideally NSIC Warrnambool. https://t.co/90vmoPxBXD
RT @johnb78: An exection is what you get when you combine an election with an execution. https://t.co/WM3XEZydxF
RT @franksting: He wanted likes though. https://t.co/3QNwasZBkm
dandrezner Guys what does it mean when Cernovich and Mensch cross the streams? pic.twitter.com/63mt0PNwpW
@dobes I was searching for an image to respond with and this came up. https://t.co/4YiRMIKQBb
@dobes A CANAVAN OF COURAGE!
@munin @dobes I have no idea. I never understood that stupid program, but I know that if I refer to it people will like my jokes.
@dobes They’re citing some bullshit document called the Costanza Tuition.
RT @AndyWrathall: From tomorrow, Australian businesses can only surcharge what it actually costs them to process card payments.
https://t.c…
Twitter is complicated.
Still laughing now. I’ll be going for a while, I think. https://t.co/V4vxqmAjDL
Ah, @abcnews has picked up this story. https://t.co/oMdFiB3J1z
Conjecture: With AU’s population ageing, the proportion of media forms that are angry-old-men-complaining will soar.
Yes of course. https://t.co/bwUPtoBjFG
@expectproblems Not everyone is good enough for the off-world colonies, Elissa.
@nilesh_pritam That is one of the most frightening foodstuffs I’ve seen. And I’ve seen things, Nilesh. I’ve seen things.
RT @nilesh_pritam: A popular demand for revenue https://t.co/1kvMXlwMWd
@larrydines For the time sync, yes, but not the other functions.
@smidgey I’ll take your word for that.
RT @GreenJ: go home internet, you’re … i don’t know what you are. https://t.co/WhBi1G4SMG
@joshgnosis @joneaves @jdub @ChuckTingle As always, I’m glad to have been of help.
@rycrozier @rohan_p Use this. pic.twitter.com/aF9pM6czYI
@joneaves @jdub @joshgnosis @ChuckTingle Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! pic.twitter.com/oC1PHZEVY7
@joneaves @jdub @joshgnosis Although @ChuckTingle has kinda been here before us. pic.twitter.com/b0yblXGwnQ
@joneaves @jdub @joshgnosis Way ahead of you. pic.twitter.com/6lfTpCPyHf
maxsparber So Trump’s campaign was a moneymaking scam but he accidentally discovered Naziism was popular?
That’s the plot to The Producers.
@expectproblems HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SwiftOnSecurity Update: They deleted the tweet. pic.twitter.com/DFwJF3zUsX
@joneaves @jdub @joshgnosis Is this close enough? pic.twitter.com/oUhIsCDmJb
And we already have a picture! @jdub @joshgnosis #rainbowtrojanhorse pic.twitter.com/xt6vLMSE6y
RT @jdub: FUCK YES RAINBOW TROJANâ„¢ HORSE! https://t.co/uD0dCe3Py5
@AuSenate @damonism Thank you. I love your work, if not all those seated on the red leather, but you bring me nothing but tragedy today.
It’s true. You can’t defend a nation without a chicken on a stick. https://t.co/YOHzNz8dCn
Also in Canberra, “Kingston IGA closes as south Canberra locals left in the dark†https://t.co/WjFqOJ7UM4 #endtimes HT @bryceroney
Australia’s Defence HQ, Russell, Canberra. “Yeah we were going to do a Pentagon too, but, whatever, fuck it.â€â€¦ https://t.co/C3cnZODgom
RT @dobes: mmmmmmmmm
unconstitutional toastie https://t.co/gHBJsUoOwk
@ApostrophePong @abcnews True, the magpie’s atonal double-note calls are so wonderful.
@munin @Aust_Parliament Heh. It’s not as easy as you might think. Here’s the view from a block over, corner of Bris… https://t.co/LTlWndGkFX
@egadheg Bowie, the same. They both had nothing but hatred for any ambiguity about gender or sexuality whatsoever.
@munin @Aust_Parliament Good luck with that too. https://t.co/9yZra63K27 (Also best not to loop in the organisation… https://t.co/eGT1uvqB9g
Ah, so centralised master clock systems like this are still a thing. This pleases me. https://t.co/VU1TGRfn42
@damonism @AuSenate I knew about the pneumatic tubes, but didn’t know they were still operational. Now I definitely… https://t.co/UZfHa4YRLh
Wow. This conspiracy goes SO deep! https://t.co/eHMGGXetXp
wintnation This has got to the point where the Government is just not on.
@CptHollingworth None better.
Please, Scott, go right ahead! https://t.co/Eb8CEfQrkt
RT @cathywilcox1: Glad to see John and Jeanette keeping busy (although he’s put on weight). https://t.co/MEJZrANsxc
Hi @dobes — have you referred yourself to the high court? https://t.co/hLm3PZznOA
There’s a certain joy in just seeing this as a sentence. https://t.co/hLm3PZznOA
@Aust_Parliament Thank you, @Aust_Parliament, for helping us go down that rabbit-hole.
@Aust_Parliament And right down the bottom it turns back to digital again, because quantum. The universe is basical… https://t.co/ObHAjZWGWl
@Aust_Parliament Remember, though, everything digital is analog under the hood, at least below a certain level, because voltage and shit.
@Aust_Parliament I do enjoy learning about that period’s hybrid digital-analog systems.
@Aust_Parliament Parliament House was opened in 1988, so this is the very best early-1980s or maybe even late-1970s technology.
@munin @Aust_Parliament Yeah you may have trouble getting them into the building.
@Aust_Parliament So the key feature is not so much synchronising the time, but syncing the start and end times of ringing the bells etc.
@Aust_Parliament There are also signals to ring the bells through the building when there’s a division, duplicated… https://t.co/llHhiEBcoy
@Aust_Parliament So the master time comes from GPS, then that rack sends an analog square wave thru the building, w… https://t.co/UGUfUdPkb8
@ApostrophePong @abcnews I thought you were more of a currawong fan? Mind you, they’re both rather excellent.
SarWhyte Spotted by ABC soundman Jerry in JB Hi-Fi’s kids section. Why blur the truth? pic.twitter.com/fwQSp71g5W
@Aust_Parliament Thanks as always to @Aust_Parliament for a quick response. OK, boys and girls, let’s have a read… https://t.co/s4SKJ3pJ6K
@expectproblems Senator Roberts?
AndrewBeatty White House @PressSec explains the President’s earlier tweet about seeing the horror of Harvey ‘first hand’ pic.twitter.com/IH6NQM5PGQ
@Fascistlefty Which is when the building was built, right.
So @Aust_Parliament, have you got any more detailed material about your clockbeast? If not online, something I can pop in to read?
This bit doesn’t reassure me. https://t.co/tDPNkyykJ5
@munin Well I guess if they want to maintain their own time standard. Still, this is Parliament, not any sort of operational headquarters.
This is both magnificent and horrifying. This device was definitely not brought to you by the letters N, T, and P,… https://t.co/2vwmK3sOT1
RT @glengyron: @expectproblems What is this, Space Qantas?
RT @copymama: I’m sick of holding back my skills to let my kids win games, who’s ready to play magnetic fishing to the motherfuckin’ death?
So yeah I’m liking this idea that you can put anything you like onto the US FCC website and serve it with official .gov goodness.
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: When the FCC is your attacker’s C2. Good luck lol. https://t.co/nnjIkuw3zD
RT @Viss: SSOooooooooooooo….
anybody wanna use the fcc public api to HOST SOME MALWARE?
because holy shit? https://t.co/JSssRFJQA1
Oh this is wonderful*. https://t.co/9kcgFpUUfU
@dobes That makes sense.
@dobes I know they’re made of pints. So I’ll start, you count them, and we’ll see how many there is before I have to stop.
It’s like these people have never even heard of Sydney Harbour. https://t.co/zQLVXyV24p
@CyberShambles @posty @hackadl @glengyron @ThomasCMcCabe @sighmon I’m not taking part in this travesty of history.… https://t.co/VEjxBA31jl
@posty @CyberShambles @hackadl @glengyron @ThomasCMcCabe @sighmon Also it’s “who†not “whomâ€, because I’m the subje… https://t.co/PDx7M9cbb7
@posty @CyberShambles @hackadl @glengyron @ThomasCMcCabe @sighmon Also as far as I am aware I am not fucking well dead.
@CyberShambles @hackadl @posty @glengyron @ThomasCMcCabe @sighmon What. Is. Going. On. Here.
@glengyron Goddammit.
“Hackers Helping Hackers [@HackersHelping] aims to boost infosec’s diversity†https://t.co/IkGeDTju9i
Oh yeah I’m kind of awake again. Not very awake, but at least I can walk and mostly not bump into things.
RT @associatesmind: Sooo…why did Idaho take the time to define affirmative defenses to cannibalism?! Something in the potatoes out there?…
Mkapub Saved by executive order: pic.twitter.com/VqC6FbkDr3
Well there goes my morning energy, earlier than usual but then I woke up early too. Baxoon.
@MicheleMcKenzee Hey we all get angry, and sometimes it’s more than warranted.
RT @Asher_Wolf: No. Pants and breakfast are to protect and nourish the child. Marriage, you can take it or leave it https://t.co/t2vZazV7r6
@MicheleMcKenzee Sad to hear. Thanks.
This. Changes. Everything. https://t.co/4xXJJkO4jJ
@tshanahanacs @glengyron Ah. Well I know nothing about him. I’m just jerking a knee at the word “targetedâ€, oe of m… https://t.co/iMuvkZNE1w
@paulkidd @profsarahj @Graeme_Orr @egadheg @HumanHeadline And you see that boundary as a barrier to events these days, yeah?
I didn’t know this fact. OK, let’s wait until we have an actual story. https://t.co/5v9KOJAy2k
Pffft! Some of us passed this milestone years ago. https://t.co/mOkqXMUVGd
“Targeted� Or “fell victim to� https://t.co/0NfJ6WpYMd
cathywilcox1 Concerned mums.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/UfCisZmN6W
Still laughing. https://t.co/V4vxqmAjDL
Lulwut. Oh Adelaide, never change! https://t.co/c3GEEJl7JB
Anyway I’ll shut up about all that now, otherwise I’ll just repeat the thing I wrote a few years back and I’ll get hate mail again.
I also stress that my current rainbow self isn’t about same-sex marriage. It just reflects my boundless fuckin’ joy, you stupid pricks.
None of what I say is a criticism of anyone who chooses to declare their undying love before their friends or their god(s). Celebrate!
“Silenced? No, bigots are just angry that fewer people are listeningâ€, wrote @clementine_ford https://t.co/X9ecaWbuOM
Nearly everything that daft alleged Christians claim as tradition was invented to sell shit to the Victorian era’s ballooning middle class.
This is an important time to plug the historical research of the late John Boswell. https://t.co/gvfEZiQRjH
No it’s not. It’s to document a dynastic relationship, or so war widows can claim a pension. Before that most peopl… https://t.co/4e3BUl1VA0
Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. @dobes @Steve_Lockstep please make it stop! https://t.co/edNJcPjWrZ
@_tan_ Indeed. I couldn’t be arsed listing them all.
Herewith, your periodic reminder. pic.twitter.com/FLPnzk6VOh
@jeamland Thanks for the reminder.
If it is more than that, sheesh, I’ll run for Parliament and I’ll give you more amusing copy than you can fit in your mouth for breakfast!
But this? The “media-friendly Mr Pyne� Is Pyne’s ability to generate copy for news outlets really anything but Press Gallery wankery?
“Electoral carve-up set to cost Malcolm Turnbull three seats, and put Christopher Pyne at grave risk†https://t.co/3Kvt7tkoGm