Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 9th, 2017

textfiles Spread the word: The Internet Archive has put up *25,000* 78rpm records, digitized professionally…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WZ

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@ScottWilkie1215 @Mich11775 Well they have no interest right now. But I agree, it’s not a thing by itself.

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I’m not suggesting any Machiavellian plot, just noting Teh Meejuh’s inability to walk and chew gum.

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Oh look what just happened while Teh Meejuh is sphincter deep in same-sex marriage… pic.twitter.com/Sa3gPaHjUr

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Meanwhile, your presenter tonight on Smooth FM is Cameron Daddo.

This is a listen from a taxi schadenfreude win!

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Grange is actually a bit shit, given what it costs.

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I’m not drunk.

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Oh Christ, @SnarkyPlatypus, now you’ve triggered @R_Chirgwin and I’ll have to mute him until morning.

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HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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Next up: Finish this pint; brave the supermarket; also, the bottle shop; return to @bunjaree; collapse.

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@purserj That’s not a proper dictionary.

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bencubby Rules against malicious campaign material will not apply to same-sex marriage postal vote smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh

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phbarratt Must be very dispiriting in Public Service these days - putting policy proposals to a Minister who has to check them out with Tony Abbott.

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Still, 3 out of 10 for “cyberloafer”. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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R_Chirgwin Or you might not be. Or the study might be dross. Or in your 14-hour day … oh bugger it, ignore this yourselves. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@oberonsghost Fair enough. It’s now on The Stores for $9 so I’ll do that when my card isn’t axed out.

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crikey_news This postal plebiscite bullshit is nothing but fear, wrapped in cowardice, inside stupidity: buff.ly/2hImx6F pic.twitter.com/TUdeSLN28T

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DeletedWiki MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE

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@AdamSpenceAU Thanks. I wasn’t when I last looked, so $9 will be spent very soon indeed!

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awelder Surely there’s an old Asimov story featuring techbros herded into a corner, whimpering “why us?” to droids programm..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gD

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@tshanahanacs @marcuskelson I know. :) I watched it again recently, and want to review it before watching the new miniseries.

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@tshanahanacs @marcuskelson Oh! Thanks, because I looked at the various shops a while back and couldn’t find it.

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Hey @TonyAbbottMHR can you clarify this issue for us? twitter.com/dfpiii/status/…

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dfpiii @Douglas_Feith @stilgherrian @joshgnosis I’ve certainly never been to what I would consider a straight wedding - wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NO

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dfpiii @Douglas_Feith @stilgherrian @joshgnosis You know, when you think of all the flowers, fancy clothes, nice food and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…07

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What sort of arsehat question even is this? FFS, can’t we just round up all these techno-utopians and ga… what? O..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…J9

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Can someone please find the original 1995 “Blue Murder” on YouTube for me? I’m having trouble.

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@Epigrammist Good. I think we’ve all learned something today.

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@Epigrammist That’s OK then. [Puts down baseball bat.]

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wintnation The media are doing a very good analogy yesterday, a Monty Python analogy, come out of the football.

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I don’t know why Sydneysiders are sulking about Melbourne’s crime tonight. You’ve got two Ibrahim guys and a couple others in custody.

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R_Chirgwin Imagine being so inept a fundraiser you can’t get more than a meal out of the mob.

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@ghostwhowrites Well, yes, but what can I say? Given who told me, and when, I have no reason to believe it didn’t h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6m

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@rabidnite @JonathanPieNews Thanks for your insightful political commentary and innovative punctuation, but that ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ez

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@AttardMon Excellent. I’m looking forward to it, because the original was glorious. Also, disturbing.

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@glengyron There is that. But hey, even as an expat I have to do my bit.

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That story has been confirmed to me personally by both participants, neither of whom knows I know the other.

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At least it’s not like the SA Parliament, when [REDACTED] and a rent boy did lines off the Speaker’s chair and fuck..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zf

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glengyron Oh god no. The rite has begun. twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…

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When you’ve lost Hinch, you’ve lost Australia. twitter.com/DDsD/status/89…

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NicoleWill100 She went there: she conflated Marriage Equality and Disabled Kids being Euthanised…Our Bronnie Keeping it Klassy..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5s

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josephfcox Read this, just to see the lengths some fucked up, random men will go to digitally stalk a girl. Cyber security is..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bX

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“The White House Revolving Door”, reported by @JonathanPieNews youtube.com/watch?v=0ehxkW…

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BilgeEbiri Can’t lose the 2020 election if there is no 2020. pic.twitter.com/PhMdPu3x1h

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Melbourne WAS outdoing Sydney, Until the 1920s, I think it was.

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mgerrydoyle you might ask yourself, “self, why are those range lines s-shaped?” answer: they turn circular when on a globe inst..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mt

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@glengyron It’s a different flavour. Remember, during the gold rush, Melbourne was the world’s second richest city after London.

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@glengyron Let me tell you, one day, some tales of corruption in Victoria.

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@BeverleyHead I’ll quickly re-watch the original first. I think I still have time.

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Public Service Announcement: Senator Di Natale changes his underpants maybe six times a year, tops. twitter.com/jg_rat/status/…

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MichaelPascoe01 Funny the obvious SSM opponents, wanting to impose their religion’s version of law, would be front of the queue to attack idea of Sharia.

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snurbbotinfo Tony Abbott will be a British-born idiot who omits more than the sound.

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Let me guess. Ignorance, sexism, and blatant homophobia? twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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@dfpiii @joshgnosis My erstwhile colleague and noted homosexualist @joshgnosis is now news editor at @BuzzFeedOz an..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uo

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@dfpiii @joshgnosis I’m sure you’ll forgive me if I admit I have no idea what’s going on here any more.

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@dobes It’s a REALLY crap copy, but hey you just need the dialogue and an impression. The first 60 seconds will hook you.

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@dobes If you need a refresher, you can find a shit dub of the original “Blue Murder” (1995) on the Tube of Ewes.

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Note to self: Watch “Blue Murder: Cop Killer” before it disappears off Plus7. au.tv.yahoo.com/plus7/blue-mur…

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joshgnosis Gay monarchist David Flint arguing against marriage equality because… bathrooms or something…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JT

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@WarOnTheRocks Look, I’ll say it again. Listen to @WarOnTheRocks’ “Bombshell” podcast every fortnight. You’ll learn..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CK

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jasondashbailey Hi Twitter police I’d like to report the brutal murder of a techbro pic.twitter.com/q9POE60Goi

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glengyron We’re going to need a bigger High Court.

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“Anti-Immigration Senator [i.e. Senator Malcolm Roberts] Off To The High Court After BuzzFeed News Investigation” buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/…

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joshgnosis SEXUALLY MAD twitter.com/ralph9bronson/…

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OfficialTLC Scrubs 🙅🏾 twitter.com/SUBWAY/status/…

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@WarOnTheRocks “Full transcript: Donald Trump and Malcolm Turnbull telephone conversation” smh.com.au/world/full-tra…

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@WarOnTheRocks “[Trump’s initial] call to with Australian Prime Minister I found to be borderline insane.”

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IllyBocean i’m mortified that yet again, i’ve managed to reduce an issue to a discussion about me and my artless approach to c..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N6

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wintnation preparing to release inaccurate statements of our battle ships

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@jetztgibtshaue @WarOnTheRocks Look, the “Bombshell” ladies have previously destroyed the idea that bourbon isn’t a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…W3

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@WarOnTheRocks That said, it’s still a little weird to have a separate category called “day drinking”, like, as if it’s not normal.

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Listening to the latest “Bombshell” podcast from @WarOnTheRocks. “Day drinking leads to a long and happy life.” Yes, thank you ladies!

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Wonderful rant from @kierenmccarthy at @TheRegister on the Top 5 awful people who defended That Memo…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nz

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DeletedWiki Extreme accounting

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Treadstone71LLC The Cyber Kill Chain model that has been getting so much attention is a failed model from the start
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MarkDiStef This has absolutely killed me. twitter.com/NickMcKim/stat…

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johnallsopp ‘libertarianism “influenced a lot of the document.”’

quel bloody surprise

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What does double dogging mean again?

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Nah I’ve had a reputation for some years (in a very small circle) for deadpan. twitter.com/KrazyKarl910/s…

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Today just gets better and better, eh @dobes? twitter.com/CliveFPalmer/s…

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wintnation Senator Hanson has asked all politicians to put politics before people.

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@JustJimWillDo Nah. At least up here, they’ve been openly party-affiliated for years.

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RealNickHodge This might be Politically Incorrect, but are these two blokes under the influence of a foreign power? (ie: The Vati..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ag

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philipruddockmp I’m back pic.twitter.com/hloVf9kamz

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@KrazyKarl910 What, knowing whether I have a blog or not? That’s not a tricky one, Karl.

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TheEconomist Prison is an expensive way of making bad people worse econ.st/2uiF3Z4

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XHNews China’s first Mars simulation base will be established in Da Qaidam in the Mongolian-Tibetan Autonomous Prefecture..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fK

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If only all bloggers were sentenced at 10am tomorrow… twitter.com/MWhitbourn/sta…

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@PeteLawler You haven’t had hoses installed yet?

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Ah, you kids! What would you know?

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newsbanks What were you thinking during this photo-shoot, @AlecBaldwin? pic.twitter.com/jdMqNmZWgG

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BernardZuel And he climbed Everest without oxygen, does Fibonacci sequences before breakfast & invented the bathysphere during..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vR

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dannolan The ABS has confirmed to me it’s not a crime to vote “forty eight thousand times” in the plebiscite

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Thing is, it doesn’t actually feel like a nuclear war is approaching.

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He did. And it’s worth reading his story every now and then. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

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wintnation People want to be able to look after your brain health.

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I miss the times when I had people to tell me about all the cool things.

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The music of @horrorshowcrew is playing here at the moment. I hadn’t heard them before. They’re very good.

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@P1ayerOne @TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor Overall, though, I don’t think there’s been many cases where photographers h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…py

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@P1ayerOne @TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor True. And yet when non-tech-specific laws are drafted, geeks complain they’r..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pi

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@P1ayerOne @TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor It’s like how a non-photographer might call a telephoto lens a zoom lens. Ei..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qy

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@P1ayerOne @TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor You’re possibly making the mistake of reading it in a technical photographic..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nJ

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@scott_thewspot @TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor I doubt that APH has jurisdiction outside its walls. But IANAL. I’m jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aj

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@P1ayerOne @TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor That’s not the usual, well-established legal interpretation of “manipulation..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ag

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@P1ayerOne @TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor It’s all in 5.6(c) banning “inspect or take photographs of Members’, Senator..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…At

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@P1ayerOne @TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor Nah that’s meant to be about ‘shopping to alter the view.

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@TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor Good heavens. Actually, that’s pretty straightforward as far as most legislative drafti..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…S4

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Sometimes I too just sit and cry at the curtains. twitter.com/thetowncrier/s…

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wintnation History has shown that if a state election was held today One Nation would like to see what’s in the fridge

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@TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor Well, it’s the USE of them for that purpose. Whenever reading law, read the whole sentence. ;)

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@geraldmellor @TheDanAnimal Specifically, yes, though 5.6.(b) also puts a limit on cropping etc.

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@TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor Sections 5.6(b) and (c) are the relevant ones, and the language is pretty clear, I think.

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@TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor This is what you’re after. “RULES FOR MEDIA RELATED ACTIVITY IN PARLIAMENT HOUSE AND IT..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…px

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@TheDanAnimal @geraldmellor The rules don’t actually use those words.

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geraldmellor It seems media are banned from publishing zoomed photos in parl house so this image of Tone holding a printout of B..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dB

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wintnation I am not an Abbott supporter, because of his vile dry lips.

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@andrewdotnich @dobes @JustinianNews @SatPaper Well at least you know what I mean, and I’m happy enough with that.

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@andrewdotnich @dobes @JustinianNews @SatPaper People are going to misread that, aren’t they.

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@andrewdotnich @dobes @JustinianNews @SatPaper It’s time you became a proper Christian and stopped reading that Bible thing.

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@dobes @JustinianNews @SatPaper I believe that “straight” is the only way you can go.

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Just caught up with this from @JustinianNews in @SatPaper. Looks like a great app to download. Ping @dobes. pic.twitter.com/fBOSAPLluS

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“Without Prejudice: What Sovereign Citizens Believe” by @intelwire cchs.gwu.edu/sites/cchs.gwu… (PDF). Essential reading.

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You’re talking about nuclear war like it’s a bad thing.

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@upulie It’s for training sniffer dogs.

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SICKOFWOLVES I LOVE OFFICE CULTURE

WE SHOULD TOUCH BASE

I WILL LOOP YOU IN

LET US CIRCLE BACK

I EAT BONES

SYNERGY

WHAT DID I JUST SAY EVEN

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MerriamWebster It’s…tough out there. Might a reminder that ‘irregardless’ is in the dictionary vex you enough to forget for a bitmerriam-webster.com/words-at-play/…kc

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Ten points to @TheMandarinAU for their headline today, “Pride and Plebiscite”.

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@dobes @rohan_p @thelaughingsub @intelwire Surely you’ve read Roberts’ previous submission about whatever it was?

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@dobes @rohan_p @thelaughingsub @intelwire It’s only a few pages, so you go down the rabbit-hole damn fast.

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@dobes @rohan_p @thelaughingsub I know @intelwire has a great “What sovereign citizens believe” linked from yt the front of his website.

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@nehadk @CptHollingworth Well spotted for the overall layout, but still that foresight. I think it’s the famous M554 Fictogun.

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Rather than reporting on opinion polls, Gallery journalists should just take up meth. Less addictive, less hallucinogenic.

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But no. Stick with the narrative, even when the narrative is clearly self-serving bullshit. And don’t get me into the reporting of polls.

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If only the Gallery journalists were as direct with calling out the bullshit of the major parties as they are with One Nation.

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@CptHollingworth Yep. M4 is the first thing I thought of with that foresight. And having fired an M4, etc… ;)

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@CptHollingworth You’re right. That foresight is pretty distinctive, though, so that’s what I’d be looking for.

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@CptHollingworth The only thing I can think of that makes sense is a BAR.

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joshgnosis “A high level of transparency”

“There will be no questions at this time”

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srpeatling I really, really, really, really, really hope Malcolm Roberts represents himself before the High Court.

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/efVlrJ80fC

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wintnation Pauline has been unsuccessful due to the sharp drop in commodity prices.

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Wednesday. You saw it. I saw it. We all saw it. But let’s ignore it. Wednesday.

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