Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 11th, 2017

deanog Has anyone looked into what financial interests Trump has that would benefit from:
a] Preparing for war
b] War
c] Rebuilding after a war?

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@TheotherMCG Glad to be of service… I think.

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@Asher_Wolf Is that the same work as over-the-top emotional soppiness?

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“This smart salt shaker has voice controls but can’t grind salt. It’s $200.” theverge.com/circuitbreaker…

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Nope, it’s real. mysmalt.com It’s been in development for two years. time.com/4773835/smalt-…

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This… This can’t be real? I mean… [Dissolves in phenomenological crisis.] twitter.com/purpledocket/s…

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Odds on it’ll turn out to be a parody account.

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blangry OH “I’ve been through digital transformation so many times that it is no longer a ‘journey’, more of a commute”.

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@CyberGovAU Not so much Secret Squirrel as Public Possum.

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If @CyberGovAU says we can cyber, then we can cyber.

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Oh, so we ARE telling people about this? twitter.com/CyberGovAU/sta…

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I see from my email that @JohnBirmingham did indeed finish his new novel about the sea lice menace in just five days. It must be excellent.

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jonkudelka But my goodness, it’s a perfect microcosm of Malcolm’s stint as PM. Lumbered with Tony’s stupid policy and managed to make it even stupider.

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jonkudelka To be fair, that would be pretty easy to miss.

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jonkudelka It’s weird, but I do not at any point recall being promised a postal survey before the last election.

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@jplonie @R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc I took part in a consultation. You can read about it on Monday.

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SECTION 51 OF THE CONSTITUTION, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @R_Chirgwin @NuclearAnthro That’s harsh. Don’t forget section 51, and Whitlam’s inspired workaround.

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jankowski Someone on the Hangouts team plays by their own rules. pic.twitter.com/DmcEo513qB

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@NuclearAnthro The High Court of Australia is no slouch when it comes to interpreting the Constitution, but our Constitution is shit.

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@NuclearAnthro Short answer: No. AU is the only significant Western nation without a bill of rights or equivalent,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Tm

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@NuclearAnthro Look it’s complicated. Maybe I need to explain this in my next podcast.

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Once I’ve finished this pint (Thank you, @voltagex) I’ll have a quiet night in my hotel room catching up on TV.

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fergushunter This part of the PM’s interview with Neil Mitchell this morning was funny. Doesn’t think Richo is “particularly ove..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…w1

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AutismStyle Don’t say “Autistic Person”

Say “a horrid monstrosity lacking empathy, unlike my glorious self”

Hashtag - Autism Warrior

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@FlyOpineMonkey Fair point. Though the real urgency was 240V and I know where that is at O’Malley’s.

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DeletedWiki List of jellyfish who have stung notable people

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@ThomasCMcCabe That one is Crusader Rabbit’s task. Or quest.

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@newsbanks This is… frightening. It used to be around Victor Harbor in SA and somewhere in south-west WA.

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As a matter of EXTREME URGENCY I’ve dropped into King O’Malley’s for an URGENT PINT.

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newsbanks Panda gangsters. twitter.com/chinaorgcn/sta…

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davecallantwit Uh oh Mia Freedman’s back at it pic.twitter.com/JXHKoQzCCv

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Je suis en Civique.

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High Court of Australia, again. A magnificent piece of brutalism. pic.twitter.com/DQHqoUTKLp

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I have not been in Dubai today, and as it happens a senior AFP officer could provide an alibi.

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I’ll tell you more about what just happened on Monday.

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It’s a lovely afternoon, so I’ll wander across the bridge to Civic and see what happens after that.

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The Australian Government has had enough of my advice for one day, so I’m all yours, Canberra.

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The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet. pic.twitter.com/oe3p6VzmGs

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@jon_lawrence @macgibbon @CyberGovAU It’ll be a day when too many cybers are not enough,

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This whole “influencer” thing is getting ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/aimuqodPjy

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hughstephens when u post a really good tweet pic.twitter.com/JMzNLBWIy9

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@voltagex We should see if we can coordinate this. I’ll be in Barton for the afternoon, and I’m staying in Barton,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WX

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For those not drenched in Canberra, PM&C is the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet.

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@macgibbon I should probably follow the official @CyberGovAU account too. It’s all so cyber!

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So I’ll be over at PM&C from 1245, for a cyber roundtable convened by the Cyber @macgibbon. Not sure how much I can say yet.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Cybercrime in China is the same, but different” zdnet.com/article/cyberc…

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@tshanahanacs Shhh! It’s my little secret. (But yes. A great hotel.)

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@manindotblack Yeah, there’s a LOT of new apartments through Barton, and more every time I visit.

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@manindotblack Nope. I’m only a couple of blocks from Parliament House.

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Checked in. Canberra has turned on a lovely day. pic.twitter.com/h6eKPXRdnr

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@emilymaxima If the magpies have my family they can keep them.

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wintnation I plan to spend 2 weeks travelling in January listening to all of their Face Book Status, than their Brain Status .

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Transmitters off. See you in Canberra.

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I see ground crew bringing us the paperwork.

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We’ll be cruising at 15,000ft, flight time 45 minutes. Still waiting for paperwork to close the door.

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No-one next to me. The flight looks about 2/3 full. We’re almost ready to rock’n’roll.

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PressOneForNo Just saw a tweet that said

“Your round tight ass”

In England that’s somebody asking for a drink

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The view from 15A, through a window that needs washing. instagram.com/p/BXoeY8pg0wu/

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My nail scissors were determined to be a hazard to aviation.

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@yarrambat I love flying the ATR-72 down to CBR. Always a great view.

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Histreepix An alt-Bunny group breaks up a meeting of Christmas “Christards”, demanding a return to “true Easter values for tru..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ea

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Histreepix Dizzy Gillespie often crammed chinchilla families into his mouth to distract from the ghostly lion face emerging in..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…1t

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wintnation We see Kevin Rudd swanning in and out of things at incredible speed

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@jasminchill Thanks, Jasmin. Since I can see an aircraft on the tarmac, and it’s not on fire or anything, I think we’re good to go.

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@VirginAustralia There’s a reason (or three) I choose to fly with you guys. Looks like a lovely flying day down to CBR.

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Here is VH-VPI, my sky-chariot for VA640 this morning. pic.twitter.com/ycSKcEYoNT

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Noting once more the supreme patience with which @VirginAustralia staff herd the less-bright travellers.

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JohnBirmingham Watching the chaos & ugliness of this bullshit postal ballot I realise the blundercunt messiah has given Abbott everything he could hope for

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@R_Chirgwin I’ll be OK then. I put everything into a coffee pot.

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An announcement at SYD Domestic just warned of additional security procedures. What arsehattery have they added now?

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“CNN sought a diverse range of opinions…twitter.com/tservo42/statu…wo

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dannolan Now that’s a headline pic.twitter.com/U9eOrrBZmM

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Fri plan: 0636 train to Sydney (done); 1005 VA640 SYD-CBR; 1300-1500 meeting PM&C; remainder TBA in Canberra, buy me drinks.

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tservo42 I hereby call to order this meeting of the John Slattery Appreciation Society pic.twitter.com/b2YGr0pXmQ

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It’s mostly gone now, but there’s been a magnificent mackerel sky over Western Sydney. And now I want mackerel. pic.twitter.com/vMPHOGZasC

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@evcricket @bigyahu @R_Chirgwin “The best Maccas” is like saying “the most attractive herpes”.

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@corduroy With the previous limited stops trains being The Fish and The Chips, I reckon @TrainLinkWest should name run W524 The Chico Roll.

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@corduroy I believe I’m running 30 minutes ahead of you.

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@irisherself Nice work. The elves have earned their keep this morning.

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@trib It’s definitely not a thing.

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Hey you folks down there in Sydney, pop out and look at you pre-dawn sky. pic.twitter.com/KAeVXKAHIJ

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“Ukraine police make arrest in Petya ransomware case”, writes @zackwhittaker zdnet.com/article/ukrain…

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Today I will be catching the @TrainLinkWest service traditionally known as The Chips.

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Meanwhile, in today’s Encryption Is Magick™ news… twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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@stufromoz @boynxdor Oh OK, as long as it’s not anywhere important.

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“Australia gets a ‘Parliamentary Friends of Blockchain’ group”, writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra… No, really.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Cybercrime in China is the same, but different” zdnet.com/article/cyberc…

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wintnation We are thinking of you.

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CharmlessNurk Gozer: Choose the form of the Destructor.
Americans: *trying to empty their minds*
Gozer: The choice is made. The T..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uO

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Fri plan draft: 0636 train to Sydney; writing en route; 1005 VA640 SYD-CBR; 1300-1500 meeting PM&C; remainder TBA in Canberra.

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Friday. Is that enough, or should we push harder? Friday.

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