Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 15th, 2017

Gosh is that the time. OK, I’m off so I can rest before another exciting day of watching the Australian parliament implode. Happy days.

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Aus_AirForce Australia’s first satellite ‘WRESAT’ launched 50 yrs ago. This we thank WRESAT designer Karl Zal..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sJ

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Listen to this, you lot. It’s not a happy story, but it’s well-told and you should know this shit. twitter.com/HistoryHit/sta…

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Folks who ask why some apps seem so big? It’s because they’re doing a LOT more than they say in the brochure. twitter.com/x0rz/status/89…

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x0rz Facebook mobile app recording way more that what you may think… call logs, MMS history etc. twitter.com/d3d0c3d/status…

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kimmaree_tweet oh my, the Australian going for Trump - Uncle Rupe must be smelling the breeze twitter.com/TroyBramston/s…

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katierosman Inside spread: “Was that so hard, Donald?” pic.twitter.com/Hkt66CjpKm

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katierosman Murdoch’s New York Post isn’t overly impressed by POTUS’s 3-days-later re-statement about white supremacists and ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ei

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Well there’s a question. And a hashtag. twitter.com/XHNews/status/…

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JulianBurnside So George Brandis isn’t much of a lawyer.
Surprise, surprise… twitter.com/markdreyfusqcm…

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And quietly, @TeenVogue has 3.4 million followers. I don’t know how that translates into readership, but that’s serious numbers.

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nehadk Shout someone a year’s subscription to @TeenVogue twitter.com/teenvogue/stat…

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@nehadk @laurenduca @TeenVogue I hope it’s not just us blokes on the other side of the planet appreciating what she’s doing.

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@swearyanthony I can’t say it too much. @TeenVogue is a powerful voice now. I can’t wait to see how this political strength evolves.

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FBI has been warning about this shit for years. twitter.com/leximccammond/…

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TeenVogue If you’re not working to dismantle white supremacy then what are you doing?
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TheOnion New Sitcom To Feature Blocking Tight End Living With Pass-Catching Tight End trib.al/M1vnUag pic.twitter.com/jYZ6Wpk3E2

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DeletedWiki Rectal Anarchy

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Birds_Central Sand Monitor jiu-jitsu in Alice Springs NT for pic.twitter.com/kjXk4BHRJM

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@jpwarren Gentrification of old student terraces etc.

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ruinedpicnic J.K. Rowling: “Theres actually a goat with Harry Potter the entire time, its just never mentioned or does anything.” pic.twitter.com/bmzpAqXP2d

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jturner_ibrs “<we> collectively have over 40 years experience in e-commerce, cyber, privacy … liability insurance”

That’s 40 interns with 1 year each

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shanghaiist ‘Shared stools’ debut on Beijing sidewalks, most vanish within hours shst.me/fh1 pic.twitter.com/d8SyDy1MDp

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HolidayComplain “Spotting the visibly aroused elephant ruined my honeymoon by making me feel inadequate.”

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HolidayComplain “The beach bar had sand all over the floor.”

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@latingle But, @FinancialReview, “It continued in this vane”? I’m unsure weather you’ve got that right.

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NewtonMark This is @TurnbullMalcolm’s Government. youtu.be/ogCFyMYLEj4

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“The day New Zealand conspired to overturn Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull” by @latingle, and what a lede…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kt

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@jturner_ibrs I see you’re having an exciting one.

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jpwarren Here’s some counts of Australian citizens per Commonwealth Electoral Division by age, per 2016 Census: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

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I thought I’d set this IMPORTANT POLL to close tonight, but apparently not. SO YOU STILL HAVE TIME. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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JohnJohnsonson OH MY GOD IT’S NOT EVEN SUMMER AND I’M SWEATING LIKE A MUSLIM ABC EMPLOYEE GETTING A BEARD TRIM FROM PAULINE HANSON

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NewtonMark Seems @abc730 is drawing an equivalence relationship between the violence of a terrorist murdering someone and a st..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N8

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It’s a heatwave up here tonight. Still 15C, and only going down to 13C overnight. And that’s up the hill at Mount Boyce.

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wintnation I will keep working together to fix this great nation.

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“SHOWDOWN: North Korea vs Donald Trump” with @JonathanPieNews youtube.com/watch?v=0dQ2ar…

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@JustJimWillDo @Asher_Wolf Reading Eco is time much better spent than all those French wankers.

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@JustJimWillDo @Asher_Wolf Part of the “tell” that it’s fiction is the use of multiple vague measures.

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@JustJimWillDo @Asher_Wolf Just quietly, that list was created by a Democrat campaign strategist and credited to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7h

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Delafina777 I think we know why. twitter.com/Independent/st…

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@zackster I would like to collude, but no-one is up for it.

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Oh, did I mention I was at the pub?

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@JustJimWillDo @Asher_Wolf On the polls? Yeah, answers can only be a certain length. Fascists.

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Woman arrives with 18mo daughter. “Right,” she says, “Let’s get you onto some underage drinking!”

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adamgartrell Laurie nails it in his final week twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @wolfcat I’d have to re-listen, but remember she’s also 20-whatever years older too.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @wolfcat Dig out her original maiden speech, when it was still raw. You can hear the evolution since.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That could explain it. The Indonesians I’ve encountered recently were mostly academics though, so YMMV.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Then speak louder and more slowly.

Don’t @ me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I believe I’ve previously mentioned the boon of being able to speak to the servants in a way they can understand.

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BoontaVista We now support the destruction of the United States twitter.com/robevesphotos/…

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Hurrah for the ABS view on democracy! twitter.com/harleyd/status…

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Excellent @ArmsControlWonk podcast: “The Donald and The Nuclear Goblet of Fire (And Fury)” armscontrolwonk.libsyn.com/the-donald-and… armscontrolwonk.com/podcast/

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MarkDiStef Here is Dick Smith on whether Pauline Hanson is a racist: “I believe a racist person is truly evil, a person like H..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8R

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OrinKerr One of the President’s favorite news sources, Alex Jones of InfoWars, says the CVille “KKK” was really the Jews…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lv

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@DavidFeng @dobes WILL YOU STOP TELLING ME HOW FAST YOUR TRAINS GO BECAUSE WELL YOU KNOW WHY.

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@R_Chirgwin I’m 8km away, nothing to do with me.

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johnmcternan It’s official, Australian politics has jumped the shark: ‘ALP, NZ collaboration likened to Cold War spying’ news.com.au/finance/work/l…

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kcarruthers Looks like Shorten will do a Bradbury if he’s got his team’s citizenship sorted

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@dobes There’s some good public infrastructure stuff coming out of China, at least to judge by that propagandist @DavidFeng.

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Histreepix A warning sign is displayed at the entrance to Twitter. San Francisco, 2006. pic.twitter.com/h2Jn94ZROQ

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Hey @dobes, it’s the Internet of Poo Booths! twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s OK, that clarified it yesterday using actual Nazis. All. Under. Control.

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DavidFeng I thought this was Peking after a night of north Korean-made Tesco . I have now learnt my lessons. twitter.com/dailymailuk/st…

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@R_Chirgwin Did they give it a kick or something? That’s back up to where it usually was.

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aussexparty It’s official: Australia has the least pure MDMA in the world
inthemix.junkee.com/its-official-a…

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I’ve just been chatting with a couple of older NZ women holidaying here. They say they’re coming back next year to run for parliament.

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@egadheg @johnb78 @therevmountain This reminds me. Hey @R_Chirgwin, how is the Internet of Trees at the moment? Or should I stay at the pub?

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@egadheg @johnb78 @therevmountain I don’t like trees or weather either. Nasty little things.

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@therevmountain @egadheg Makes even more sense now there’s a Streaming BitTorrent protocol. Save. A. Bloody. Fortune.

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@egadheg @therevmountain Yeah that server (or in reality, a CDN like Akamai) still costs you in outbound bandwidth…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…R5

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Finally, someone who can explain what’s going on. twitter.com/nzben/status/8…

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Australia is rubbish. After a day like this in Thailand, the palace and army would just agree that it’s all bullshi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ml

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joshgnosis Speaking of Fox News slogans, this remains one of my favourite Simpsons sight gags. pic.twitter.com/FUBoPhCNcT

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@thegrugq Goddammit, I knew the upper part at least looked familiar, even when I first saw it ages back. At least m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YM

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@dobes That is probably the worst thing about all of this.

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@dobes It’s worse. It’s a Malaysian-Chinese New Zealand Labor sleeper cell. Inside Labor. Also, lesbians.

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CrapLocalNews Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/50Y7iElnHO

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OzKitsch They move among us pic.twitter.com/VJJvD5P3Bc

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iiTalW Update pic.twitter.com/DLzXE1131o

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@KXTrawler @murpharoo Well if I didn’t do that I wouldn’t even see my own tweet.

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MarkDiStef From Annabel Crabb’s book on Malcolm Turnbull: In the 80s, Turnbull personally called UK Labour leader to bring dow..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fL

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“Raging [hashtag aus pol] fever hits as Coalition loses its mind over citizenship”, writes @murpharoo theguardian.com/australia-news…

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“Malcolm Turnbull’s comments about Barnaby Joyce are unwise”, writes @ProfGWilliams, who should know. smh.com.au/comment/malcol…

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jpwarren Warm up the Inquiry Submission Engines! Why did Medicare info end up on the dark web? aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…

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girlsreallyrule Trump Tower is literally being protected by white garbage. pic.twitter.com/UnKKUrxaco

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MarkDiStef AYES: 69
NOES: 61

… on Great Barrier Reef Marine Park amendments.

The government just a LOST a vote on the floor of the House.

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@Rashas_Mo @dobes You can also make shelters and coffins out of cardboard.

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FXMC1957 15 August 1888. T.E. Lawrence [“Lawrence of Arabia”] was born in Tremadog, Gwynedd, Wales. pic.twitter.com/SUUYNYgfXU

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@Rashas_Mo @dobes Depends when they lob the nukes.

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@niltiac @mpbowers @smurray38 @MoAD_Canberra Yep, agreed, given the nature of this event.

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@niltiac @mpbowers @smurray38 @MoAD_Canberra Perhaps, but Chatham House Rule is about facilitating discussion, not..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…py

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@dobes I think we can agree that’s been modified, yes.

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jrhennessy my brain is so atrophied in the year 2017 that i can read this headline and have zero emotional response pic.twitter.com/EiVhfslDJA

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BroedeCarmody This was a weird story to write… but do enjoy the picture of @carolinemarcus at Mardis Gras back in 2010 smh.com.au/entertainment/…

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benpobjie To be fair I’m voting yes mostly because I don’t like Caroline Marcus twitter.com/DavidParis/sta…

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clickbaitrobot 7 Pics Of Cable Ties To Make You Wish Tuesday Was Already Over pic.twitter.com/9NGU6AD0Bo

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@DavidParis Well yeah, I mean if *I* can get the literary references…

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Did I mention that winter seems to be over already? pic.twitter.com/7WnlRhGEYb

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pixelatedboat No, see, the racist general statues are just there to help us remember the past, that’s why all holocaust memorials are statues of Hitler

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This IMPORTANT POLL is still open for a few more hours, so you should retweet the sphincters out of it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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DavidParis It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products. twitter.com/tomiggulden/st…

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Take it from me, if you spend the afternoon leaning back and gazing out the window, your future will be not-working. twitter.com/Ted_Bray/statu…

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peterwells @decryption “and then i said, there will be no cuts to the ABC or SBS..”
“I was there, Tony. Please be quiet”

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ellinghausen Tony Abbott has a chat with DPM Barnaby Joyce pic.twitter.com/aQVCM3J8rC

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I’d missed this line earlier. I look forward to further, more detailed interpretations of our allegorical Constitut..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lp

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@jpwarren Don’t say I never think of you.

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BevanShields The New Zealand Labour leader is about to hold a press conference after speaking to Australia’s High Commissioner facebook.com/Stuff.co.nz/vi…

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This is, as they say, one way of putting it. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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theUAVguy Drone enthusiast ‘amazed’ as he lands device on deck of £3bn HMS Queen Elizabeth without being detected telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/1…

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We’re out of Question Time. There’s a new @ANAO_Australia report on risk management across government entities. There’s one for @jpwarren.

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@OaaSvc @dobes That number has been kicking around for several years now, and gone through so much statistics-laund..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oB

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Now I’m thinking about Pyne in a gag.

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Fitzgibbon seconding the SSO with riff on the PM’s “learner opinion on Section 44”. Halfway thru Pyne calls for a no-longer-head.

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@KarlskiB True, but today it’s all falling apart in real time. And as Wayne Swann noted earlier… twitter.com/SwannyQLD/stat…

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Thanks, folks. Pyne moving the no-longer-heard against Burke, who was going for a suspension of standing orders. Wheels within wheels.

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@wooller Oh just asking a dixer during Question Time.

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Division in progress for “That the Member be no longer heard” but I missed which member.

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Yep. Fancy words, and playing the man and not the ball. twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…

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KJBar PM: “It’s difficult even for a Thespian as accomplished as the member for Watson to maintain that faux look of indignation through ”.

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And now Turnbull is playing the man and not the ball, which is one of his tells when he knows he’s losing the debate.

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Though somehow the Ode to Coal includes a new third stanza about connections between the ALP, Shorten, and GetUp.

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Oh this is good. We’re now getting a solid rendition of Ciabo’s Ode to Coal.

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Speaker is rejecting sub judice arguments ‘cos he confident High Court won’t be swayed by parliamentary questions. Sweet.

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@nphair What can I say? I grew up with Italians.

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POODLEWORK IN PROGRESS.

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Is someone keeping track of the Section 94a work today?

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Member for Lyons chucked out.

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@expectproblems Yes, Shorten has allegedly conspired with NZ Labour to sabotage Joyce’s citizenship. Yes, it’s that baroque.

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For those of us who’ve learned to read the tone of Turnbull’s voice, this is even more hilarious.

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Oh dear God, Turnbull is still going with this trans-Tasman conspiracy. Can you even drive a ute to Wellington?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Which is, in part, why I found @TimWattsMP’s heckle so apt.

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Trying to distract from this citizenship debacle with a generic stop-the-boats attack on Labor is real bottom-of-the-barrel strategy. Funny.

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Ian Goodenough isn’t.

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YOU CAN TELL WHEN MALCOLM IS CORRECT BECAUSE HE SHOUTS VERY VERY LOUDLY SO THERE.

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Scottludlam the constitution is sounding more like a set of aspirational guidelines by the day

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Drinks for Watching the World Burn #1: Campari and soda. pic.twitter.com/gz9MoPBLr7

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DavidLodge33 All is sweet in Adelaide twitter.com/onlmaps/status…

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phbarratt That can be arranged. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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SnarkyPlatypus Safety in truth. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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GordyPls Just looking at Barnaby you can tell he’s a sleeper agent, skilled in unarmed combat, razor wit, a strategic mastermind, weird vowels.

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@iain_chalmers We really need about three tweets to describe the current situation in its full glory.

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Wow, @SenatorWong, there’s a lot to unpack here. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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jonkudelka My question is who could possibly want to bring down the thing of exquisite beauty that is this current government?

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lanesainty We have updated the Postal Survey Questions post! Feat. a guest Q&A by @joshgnosis buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/ema… pic.twitter.com/hQ6yPL1Azn

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@iain_chalmers Actually, column A is almost certainly in play too.

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@iain_chalmers My guess, and it’s no more than a guess, is a little from each of columns B and C.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, @samanthamaiden disagrees, but as I say it’s early days yet. Still. she’s there and I’m up here.

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HERE’S ANOTHER ONE! BURN HIM! BURN HIM! twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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@samanthamaiden That’s true, she hasn’t really wavered, has she. Still, early days, eh?

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Favours being handed out at breakneck speed today. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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MarkDiStef Parliament House - the people’s house. pic.twitter.com/t3Ev5u642V

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Sure it is, Chris. [Pats head gently] twitter.com/ckraine/status…

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kylegriffin1 The @NYDailyNews front page Trump will wake up to tomorrow in New York. pic.twitter.com/KdrJsMNOvI

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@TatteredRemnant I almost did hit the Korean cafe, because I haven’t been in ages, but no.

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jacindaardern I stand by my statements made this morning that I knew absolutely nothing about the Barnaby Joyce case until it broke in the media yesterday

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Well I’m in K-town and I’m eating but I’m not telling you what I’m eating.

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PointZeroOne If you all could stop retweeting the same tweets, that’d be great

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NuclearTakes 🏴🇷🇺 pic.twitter.com/MnjyEOxrBF

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wintnation We will keep working to keep Australia safe from the dangers of unsecured furniture.

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JamColley Dastardly that Shorten travelled back in time, caused Barnaby Joyce’s father to be born in New Zealand, then wrote the NZ citizenship laws

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TimWattsMP Julie Bishop: Hold my beer twitter.com/j_c_campbell/s…

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There’s too many food suggestions coming in. I might just head up to K-town and see what strikes my fancy.

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patstokes @KetanJ0 “Make no mistake, this ends with sexualised children marrying wind turbines in mosques.”

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I like your thinking, but hard to arrange up here on short notice. twitter.com/TatteredRemnan…

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Tim_Beshara A conspiracy so incredible it involved giving Barnaby Joyce a New Zealand father. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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@munin True, but I might have some solid food first.

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What should I have for lunch? What goes well with schadenfreude?

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SquigglyRick turn the parliament off at the wall and wait ten seconds

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@whiteswine Excellent. My memory still works after all these years.

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@whiteswine Don’t any of you lot worry about this question. It’s an Adelaide thing.

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@whiteswine This is the house on Hurtle Square we were talking about, isn’t it? goo.gl/maps/41Tt3rdfQ… pic.twitter.com/t8iaL0sh42

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@manindotblack That’s not really the same thing, but I’ll allow it.

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT AND VITAL POLL FOR ALL AUSTRALIANS: Which is more likely?

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Oh goddammit @WilkieMP is such a spoil-sport. But, “clearly warranted” is a suitably fuzzy condition. twitter.com/political_aler…

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@franksting We can but admire the majesty of the criminal justice system, or whatever it is they have in America.

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Also, it’s only just gone midday.

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“Australia: It’s like a train wreck and the trains are made of dumpster fires and the dumpsters are full of wrecked trains.”

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@jtwyman Heh. I am literally lol right now.

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I should clarify, this isn’t a party-political thing for me. I’m just loving watching the world burn.

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Actually that may not be true. I haven’t run the numbers. But hey I’m pouring some appropriate drinks after lunch and watching.

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If the rest of the Canberra rabble get their ducks in a row [yeah, I know] the Coalition government could be gone by day’s end.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA TODAY IS SO AWESOME AND INDEED AWESOME. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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Oh of COURSE Weev is the system administrator for The Daily Stormer. twitter.com/LauraLoomer/st…

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I would be most grateful if you could retweet this poll far and wide. Thank you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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IMPORTANT AND VITAL POLL FOR ALL AUSTRALIANS: Which is more likely?

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@paulwallbank @engin_eer @franksting @CyberGovAU Remove that spurious ‘s’ or I’m never speaking to you again.

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So here’s the bits of these two tweets I saw first… pic.twitter.com/ZmIFPQDZbj

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@paulwallbank @engin_eer @franksting @CyberGovAU It’s more a style guide, hence the projected title change. “When g..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1v

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@paulwallbank @engin_eer @franksting Clearly the first challenge for @CyberGovAU is defusing the immediate “governm..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wN

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SnarkyPlatypus It takes a special kind of person to be born of a colonial power and go to a former colony to beg for money so you..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Se

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tristanhoy Sounds like the room is on the right side of history. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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Or as we usually call it, a trailer and a couple of skanky potplants. Let’s not drink the Tesla Kool-Aid™ every day..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wE

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Tue plan: Administrivia (part done); lunch, Katoomba (eventually); let’s see if there’s anything worth doing after lunch, ‘cos today is fun.

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Today just gets better and better and better and better and better.

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The only way it could be better would be if the box were full of actual Pistol and Boo dog shit. twitter.com/realamberheard…

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In its own small way, that last RT has substantially improved my day.

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realamberheard To comfort Mr. Joyce in his hour need, I have sent him a box of New Zealand’s finest kiwi fruit (assuming this pass..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nY

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Jeff_Sparrow The robot revolution is probably still some time away i.imgur.com/led15Z7.gifv

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nycjayjay Amazing. pic.twitter.com/jSCM8sDb5q

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BetootaAdvocate Barnaby Joyce Questioned About Plans To Turn Adani Mine Into World’s Biggest Hāngī: betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/… pic.twitter.com/u7KJQuKtGZ

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jpwarren “We were not held back by little things like desks or walls. We could accelerate right across the room.” twitter.com/RCLaccelerator…

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lizduckchong if you’re a straight dude and have jacked it to lesbian porn you have to vote yes, it’s the actual law, sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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waferbaby When I die, carve my muted keywords list on my headstone.

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If any further proof were needed… twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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@twiddlekins Don’t blame me! Ms Maiden started this one!

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Hey @dobes @Steve_Lockstep we’d better get onto this! “Your Timing is Everything!” pic.twitter.com/ZwcznRkFA0

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Now here’s another image that deserves to be savoured a while… twitter.com/ToryShepherd/s…

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bhakthi Guess what? Next week I’m joining the great crew @crikeynews as Associate Editor and I am incredibly psyched about..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ib

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“How much simpler life was when he was threatening celebrity dogs and weaponising carp ­herpes.” theaustralian.com.au/opinion/column…

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J_C_Campbell It’s only August but I can’t see Christopher Pyne being beaten for the prize of 2017’s Most Feeble Line From A Gove..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Oo

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joshgnosis Barnaby: Ignorance is not an excuse.

Also Barnaby: Ignorance is my excuse. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@ericscheid Oh yeah, I’ve been meaning to read that story. As soon as a say the headline I was smiling.

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@PeteLawler @SenPaterson So many elephant stamps to give out this week. But for me it’s more a lesson about turning..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lc

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@JakeTheX @SenPaterson And who could blame him? Who could blame anyone connected to this debacle?

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@SenPaterson We should all pause to enjoy this moment, because I suspect it’ll be a long time before I next praise..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BY

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wintnation Push for a complete ban on Islamic immigration because this is political grandstanding at its best.

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jpwarren Blackface segment in 3.. 2.. 1.. twitter.com/HYBPA/status/8…

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@jpwarren @franksting @paulwallbank I was just thinking that. They’re a soft 60/40 band that does a lot of upper-middle class weddings.

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@franksting @paulwallbank We relaxed the restrictions identifying participants’ origins, but in retrospect I decide..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UL

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wintnation What I have in common is GOVERNMENT!

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@franksting It was a delightfully cyber afternoon.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia to try taming unruly cyber words” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Soul_James This is the most alt-right thing ever twitter.com/jasonleopold/s…

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Tue plan, draft: Administrivia, eventually (slowly); lunch, Katoomba; more administrivia (still slowly); shopping; quiet evening, I think.

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Tuesday. Four. One. Four. Seven. Three. Tuesday.

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