Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 18th, 2017

Well I’m certainly looking forward to getting off this train in 10 minutes. I think I’ll close Twitter now and get..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Be

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@darrenpauli I’m trying to stop now. Don’t start me up again on that crap.

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Anyway, that’s me out of energy. I’ll just curl up until the train gets to where I’m going.

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Or if you can’t do that, go play cards or take up knitting or shoot up heroin or whatever else you do to pass the time. Arsehats.

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We don’t need 50 people in a briefing room to report on vacuous statements. Send one pool intern, and the other 49 go journalism some shit.

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If we want to know what the dipshit in the White House is saying, well, we’re already on Twitter. Go do something useful for a change.

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“Is it OK if we write about what we see and understand, rather than just transcribe what each side says?” YES OF COURSE IT IS YOU TWATS.

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It’s like “journalists” working for industrial-age media factories need a permission slip from mummy before they dare do anything different.

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Do we (the world) really need to keep talking about this? Do we waffle through yet another decade of navel-gazing,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…49

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@TrainLinkWest The drinks service on this train is atrociously slow.

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@_midofo_ @realDonaldTrump Schwarzenegger has been doing fine statesman-like work. @realDonaldTrump is just an unco..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oa

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And by fangin’ it, I mean running at speeds approaching a full quarter of the speed of the trains @DavidFeng rides.

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The driver has indeed been fangin’ it. Leaving Blacktown, we’ve made up 6 of those 10 minutes. Nice work, @TrainLinkWest.

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@boynxdor @TrainLinkWest No I’m good. Maybe once we’ve climbed out of Glenbrook Gorge, but it’s warm enough for the moment.

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Hi @TrainLinkWest, I’m on run W593 car 8132. Could I have an Old Fashioned and a tiramisu thanks.

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This is what a presidential message might sound like if @realDonaldTrump wasn’t an ignorant out-of-touch racist fuc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cv

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@Epigrammist True, but let’s not go down the rabbit-hole of why that was necessary.

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is go, only 10 minutes late before we even begin. Maybe we’ll make it up, if the driver fangs it.

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Yep, the routine maintenance and rolling stock upgrades that should be normal expenses 20 years ago. twitter.com/Epigrammist/st…

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Sydney is one of the richest cities in the world, but the corruption and incompetence runs from arsehole to breakfast time.

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Just quietly, these trains are shit and well past their use-by date.

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Damn. Just saw a technician in hi-viz.

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@TrainLinkWest I hope it’s medical reasons, because if I’m going to get home late I want someone to suffer.

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@TrainLinkWest Excellent. We’re being delayed 5 to 20 minutes, but I didn’t hear if it was “medical” reasons or “mechanical” reasons.

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@MikePresland @TrainLinkWest What is wrong with you? They’re purple on the inside.

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@TrainLinkWest There is a certain camaraderie on these late night trains, which is “Shut up I’m curling up here leave me alone.”

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@TrainLinkWest I stand corrected. Checking the timetable, it actually arrives at 0007. With luck, the temperature w..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dC

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Anyway, the one on the left, platform 7, is the 2218 . @TrainLinkWest permitting, it arrives at Wentworth Falls at 0018.

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Is GetUp! still a thing?

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“The next train on platform seven goes to Lithgow via Parramatta.” pic.twitter.com/SXTyNBvKUX

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How many politicians can you think of called Kate?

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@SecretChimp Yeah, but those seagulls are always there. This is a city. They are scavengers.

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@Pacific_Pundit I’ll bet that Twitter didn’t line-break those IPA transcriptions properly either. Sulk.

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I was listening to @Pacific_Pundit podcast and the host pronounced “antipodes” as /ˈantipoʊdz/ not /anˈtɪpədiːz/ and I cried.

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@manindotblack Thank you… though the @TrainLinkWest team keep me well informed.

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SarWhyte ASIC are keen to find anyone who has a complaint about credit repair companies. Follow this link: asic.gov.au/about-asic/con… via @triplejHack

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@jonoabroad Yes, I was standing right next to him when I asked.

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sallyrugg Allow me, a seasoned SSM campaigner and insubordinate lesbian, to offer some words of wisdom:

Do not post glitter..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sa

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How many fuckin’ dogs called Mason could there be in the Northern Rivers anyway?

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Missions Accomplished.

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Maybe I should go back and ask, “Some of my Twitter followers want to know what sort of dog Mason is.”

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Him: “Mason.”
Me: “Excellent. Anyway, good luck, and don’t worry. I heard everything you said, and I’m a journalist. Take care.”
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Me: “Sorry to interrupt, guys. Good luck with the startup sale. What’s the name of your dog?”
Him: “Er, thanks. My dog?”
Me: “Yep.”

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I will mention, though, that he’s done policy work, and has worked for the Minister for Primary Industry. Don’t know if state or federal.

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Kids, if you can’t ID this startup by now — and possibly even discover the name of the dog — then I can’t help you. I have to move on.

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OK, apparently some of this research they’re coordinating is for pharmaceutical companies. Setting up the info packs for trials etc.

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This really should be the core of the narrative here, yes. twitter.com/dfpiii/status/…

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@developerjack Possibly. And judging by his body language he’s only about six standard drinks from rooting the dog. twitter.com/developerjack/…

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One of them sorta looks like a straight, taller version of @developerjack, if you can imagine that.

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Now it’s just a couple of bros talking about their third-world tourism and how cool it all is. I’d slap them, but I want to come back here.

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Now he’s on about Honduras. Maybe he’s just some tedious fuckin’ drug dealer. That would be really depressing.

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Anyway, there should be enough there to ID the startup. What you really want to know is the name of the purchasing company, right?

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He’s also been to Istanbul a couple of times, and Botswana. I think it’s now just a startup bro bragging to his friend about his life.

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Israel has been mentioned a couple of times. He’s now describing the “great big wall”, which is “crazy”. Not clear if holiday or work.

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He’s even got a dog up there. He loves it.

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This guy, who as I say was person number two in the startup, is based in the Northern Rivers region. It’s pretty chill up there, apparently.

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They help manage the research of companies that want to do their research in Australia. In return, they get the AU licensing for the tech.

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Anyway, this startup had clients that are universities and manufacturing companies.

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Apparently we need to keep this hush-hush, because the purchasing company will get a bump in its share price once this is all announced.

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He was person number two on the startup. They’re being bought out, but he gets $100,000 worth of shares in the purchasing company.

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I’m having a quiet, erm, shandy at the Kings Cross Hotel. Two guys nearby are discussing how one’s share deal for selling his startup works.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I do know someone who just buys a new printer when the cartridges run out. He gives the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Z1

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@BeffernieBlack Still, if you were making a list of people who should be castrated…

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BeffernieBlack I had no idea Google were putting conservatives in electro-convulsive therapy and chemically castrating them. Huge..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6V

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@juhasaarinen I see what you did there, and I’m not falling for your tricks.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sort of. All this was explained earlier.

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Does anyone know if Charles Waterstreet drives a black Porsche?

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Ascending William Street and approaching Kings Cross. pic.twitter.com/uMCuPoIXx1

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Honestly, people, how much does it have to quack before you call it a duck?

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BlogsofWar 🙋‍♂️ twitter.com/alexey__kovale…

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Approaching the Place Where There Are Antlers.

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@glengyron @AustCyber Oh, that’s meant to be “ACSGN”. @AustCyber is the new branding of the Australian Cyber Securi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ra

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Where are the Thunderbirds when you need them?

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Austrade and @AustCyber (née ACSG) Cyber Security Mission to India coming up. austrade.gov.au/EventViewBooki… Wanna sell your quality Aussie cybers?

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I’m sure this is all completely legitimate. twitter.com/FourOctets/sta…

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wintnation One Nation pledges to commit to the UN and other International bodies, for fear of being attacked and robbed.

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@JustJimWillDo Maybe you could hang him from a CH-64, or what’s the civil designation, Skycrane, and scoop him into..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…py

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cybermogul Australia calling Cosgrove
Do you copy?
1 Wake up
2 Dissolve Parlt
3 Invalidate all legislation passed under LNP since 2013
4 Call election

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This is getting seriously out of hand. twitter.com/Bension1/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’ve also got some interesting alt-history if you have better interdiction of VOC supply chains.

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@JustJimWillDo So all we have to do is make sure arsonists only ever use a single smoke flare.

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Flatheadocalypse.

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@mnurkic @NewtonMark This is already a thing. It’s called a “robot”, and no-one goes near the fire at all. pic.twitter.com/g8DsVpQmcE

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@NewtonMark I’ve heard that ladders operate without any water at all. Often, no electricity!

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Sydney Central station, the foreground looking messy due to building the new light rail line. pic.twitter.com/dDfbzOQ2wE

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@vealmince @SnarkyPlatypus Ah, you were doing the scenic run. I was on a work trip, of course. No JRO for me, tho w..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…y2

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@vealmince @SnarkyPlatypus Heh. That sounds about right. At DAR they just herded the white folk into a group, took..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…A6

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Those three African airports just had bored-looking guys with AK-47s of questionable provenance.

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@FakeDanTosello It’s one of those industries where believing your own bullshit is part of the process.

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FarrellPF Oh I see twitter.com/CliveFPalmer/s…

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juhasaarinen What’s wrong with being a few lamingtons short of a CWA meeting?

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Monday night drinks, when the vendors all try to out-do each other, is always a bit special.

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I’m at the Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit in Sydney on Mon-Tue, should anyone care. gartner.com/technology/sum…

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wintnation Many Australians share mixed emotions regarding the deaths of 10’s of millions of dollars in productivity

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren Yep. I saw this view from our little 10-seat Cessna 404 Titan on approach. Flew a Dash-8..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…E2

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren By comparison, ZNZ isn’t too bad at all, provided you can find someone who’ll admit to wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7Y

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@SnarkyPlatypus International cross-airline transfers at NBO at 5am aren’t too flash, but DAR from international to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5b

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SontaranPR @NuclearAnthro Only use the quality stuff. pic.twitter.com/iqsHocF6TE

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I met and interviewed Elisabeth Kubler-Ross and really if you’re citing her then somebody needs to be dead. twitter.com/unixbigot/stat…

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Wentworth Falls now has an ATM just like an actual town. pic.twitter.com/sbFnYyP2Va

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WHERE IS MY TAXI YOUR SMS SAID IT HAD BEEN DISPATCHED IS IT COMING FROM BATHURST.

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I’m wearing a fleece over a hoodie over a shirt, I’m wearing gloves, and I’m in the sun. In under two minutes I’m chilled to the bone.

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jonkudelka I hope someone cut the High Court’s penalty rates or this is going to cost a fortune.

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BlogsofWar I’m in a major American city listening to a radio station talk about the holocaust and they’re calling it “fake news.” WTF is happening?

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@twiddlekins @trentyarwood So yeah I just popped outside for a moment and these are not ideal weather conditions. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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JUNIUS_64 THE YEAR IS 2017
JUGGALOS AND FURRIES TAKE A STRONGER POSITION AGAINST NEONAZISM THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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ABCmediawatch Front pages go burqo, but the Tele’s ‘Senutter’ wins our vote for the pun prize pic.twitter.com/gYCJx5b6CZ

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Histreepix Three women guilty of impersonating a table. China, 1922. pic.twitter.com/ogj1gyzN4A

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s the end of the world, as explained previously. youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18… This is a magnificent sketch.

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MikeCarlton01 In the end, though, the judges’ task was easy. It’s a record-breaking 1-2-3 podium finish for Right Wing Fuckwits o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…t0

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My trusty @thenorthface Recon backpack is disintegrating, but luckily @latrobe gave me this @caselogic cyber satche..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NZ

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It’s going to be a fantastic* weekend in the upper Blue Mountains. Ping @burgotastic. pic.twitter.com/dDwxFLogGb

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@SnarkyPlatypus Did you see the other day that a new CN doco on the sex slaves is being a massive “box office hit”?..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…S1

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think we are in furious agreement again.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. The splitting of Germany had already been decided by… I think it was the Tehran conference in 1943.

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@dobes That was the first thing my brain came up with. I am concerned.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah the atrocities committed by Japan add to that. Neither side wants to talk about, so May to Augus..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…V7

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@SnarkyPlatypus USAAF’s General Curtis LeMay ran the firebombing of Japan, and thought he’d be tried as a war crimi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0z

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think that’s down to the sheer ferocity of the combat, and that looking too closely would show up..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TH

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@NewtonMark Indeed. I’ve been in a couple of very lumpy landings in mid-sized jets. Kinda fun, kinda not.

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@NewtonMark True, but watching your little bird in a 90km/h gust would be amusing.

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I forgot that this podcast also include the complete Walkley Award-winning Brandisplaining of metadata. The full tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qC

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jesseberney LIBERAL DESTRUCTION CHECKLIST

❎ History
❎ Culture
❎ Trans fats
⏹️ Guns
⏹️ Christmas
⏹️ White people

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@marcuskelson @R_Chirgwin @wendy_harmer @weezmgk Oh cool. I topped my school in geography. Becoming a cartographer was a real possibility.

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@R_Chirgwin @wendy_harmer @weezmgk I think you woke when I did. There was a wave of freezing air rushing through around then.

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@R_Chirgwin @wendy_harmer Didn’t you mumble something about snow earlier?

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@ExpertOracle Sad but true. I took another look at my to-do list, and faced its reality.

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I CAN HEAR A CHAIN SAW AND A WOOD CHIPPER OUTSIDE BACK SOON SORTING OUT SOME FAMILY ISSUES.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. There’s a feedback loop between “what we poll” and “what we pitch” that means politicians get stuck in a loop.

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Fri plan, redraft: Logistics; 1124 train to Sydney; 1430 doctor; errands; 1630 back repairs; dinner, I guess; return to Wentworth Falls.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Kill them. Kill them all. But on a more serious note, NSW real estate people are the worst in the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hx

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glengyron Is part of ANZUS a guarantee that our political classes will use PCP at the same time?

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@mattdasilva I’ll DM you shortly — well, after my shower etc — to see whether we can make the logistics work.

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Fri plan, draft: 1024 train to Sydney; lunch (anyone?); 1430 doctor; 1630 back repairs; dinner, I guess; return to Wentworth Falls.

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@meadea Or, as the subeditor part of my brain just suggested, “Tom Tilley: From Goose to Goose-step”

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“How Triple J’s Hack presenter Tom Tilley became a far-right meme” by @meadea theguardian.com/media/2017/aug… pic.twitter.com/NOHOgo7ffh

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This, of course, is definitely NOT the same thing and NEVER happens. NEVER. twitter.com/FDRLST/status/…

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I do love it when someone gets a major media outlet to publish a hoax story. Herewith, an excellent example. Do NOT..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7y

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@pingudownunder @darrenpauli Oh that is glorious! I will definitely NOT share this immediately.

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MargotSaville There’s only one man in this magazine without a beard. Doesn’t anyone shave anymore? pic.twitter.com/6408Mke57A

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daviottenheimer in case you son’t see the connection, this is the 2017 version of 1917 confederate monuments twitter.com/rabiasquared/s…

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@paulkidd I so want to see this whole how now. Nay, the whole series!

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paulkidd Hard to believe the Soviet Union didn’t survive. twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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Part C: “Donald Trump retells Pants on Fire claim about Gen. Pershing ending terrorism for 35 years” politifact.com/truth-o-meter/…

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I’d love to see a timeline of events of, say, 1921–1939 cross-correlated with — what? — 2001–2017. Has anyone seen anything like that?

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I should update that essay to reflect the events of 2017, not the events of 2007. But see, there’s 10 years of this unfolding already!

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I also spoke about it in a podcast, “The 9pm Team Australia” (10 Aug 2014) stilgherrian.com/edict/00027/ (It’s just on part of the podcast.)

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In 2007, I wrote about the perceptions of this slow rise. “Stay alert, ye nameless, toiling animals”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aQ

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I read this the other year. It was a reminder that things didn’t just happen overnight. pic.twitter.com/P222NrrgmV

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I am going to get out of bed despite what is going on.

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aussexparty Kids drawing penises is well established behaviour @LyleShelton, that has occurred long before de..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vg

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pbump I made a Twitter account, @trumps_feed, that shows what Trump sees in his timeline. wapo.st/2vM3trA

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libshipwreck In conclusion: taking down statues permanently alters the space-time continuum (unless you build a statue of the other statue coming down).

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libshipwreck As a historian the hardest part of my job is that I am constantly building statues, as statues are the only way people learn about history.

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Part B: That whole Pershing and pigs’ heads thing is bullshit. snopes.com/rumors/pershin…

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Part A: We should do what General Pershing did. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Friday. Four. Nine. Eight. Zero. Six. Friday.

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