Gorn.
RT @free_facts: There are several religions
RT @SEaRCH_UNSW: Important @ACONHEALTH resource: Guide for health services to support LGBTI clients during marriage equality debate https:/…
RT @CosmicRami: holy shit, it sounds like a train storming past https://t.co/6U89bv8rpf
@scott_thewspot That’d be the minimum viable product, yes.
KEEP SAYING IT, PEOPLE, AND SOON WE WILL FEEL THE MAGMA’S HEALING WARMTH. https://t.co/38dmrVGcno
pakhead Just saw a Muslim villages set alight by Rakhine youths wth jugs of petrol and machetes. Huge inferno. S of Maungdaw wth big police presence
Still laughing at this, and smiling at the joy of Lactatia as a drag name. https://t.co/9iS2R6rNp6
@Manic_Henry @Histreepix No no no I would never contradict a histry expert.
joshgnosis It’s going to be a very long 61 days.
@glengyron Happy to be of assistance.
@glengyron So you agree with Lyle that it’s not just about marriage. Excellent.
RT @azalben: “If people don’t KNOW the movies are bad, then they’ll come see them.” https://t.co/g75npAwgaT
Histreepix Tsar Nicholas II introduces his daughter, the Grand Duchess Anastasia, to crack. St Petersburg, 1913. pic.twitter.com/1QTivQ1vJu
@Manic_Henry Yeah @Histreepix can be cruel sometimes.
RT @MikeCarlton01: Happy newlyweds Scottie and Barns cuddle the young wombat they have adopted to nurture in the private happiness of their…
@silviocesare @darrenpauli Not at all. He’s a twat, and he’s been especially twattish this week. @darrenpauli has b… https://t.co/5ojmlTOoTY
ICYMI earlier… https://t.co/vrMCGG8xtL
@zackster I’m not clicking on that without upping my meds first.
@zackster No, but why do I have the feeling I’ll want to strangle people?
@zackster Because it’s the future.
ATallOrder Give whoever wrote the @Icelandair in-flight menu a raise. pic.twitter.com/Nj0lEj7vpK
Like Uber, but for Blockchain.
@cathywilcox1 @bairdjulia @caromeldrum @ABCthedrum Can’t we all just punch him?
@domknight @bairdjulia Somebody ran that past Brandis — was i@BernardKeanene? — and he spat the dummy big time.
RT @PeteLawler: GOAT ALERT @stilgherrian https://t.co/iooPFBP9uG
CrapLocalNews Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/ZCcDDDami8
@markhumphries @evanwilliams Actually now that our Internet of Trees seems to have been restored, I’ll be able to catch up.
@markhumphries @evanwilliams I have no life.
@markhumphries @evanwilliams If I ever enjoy any of these videos I’ll be sure to let you know.
@michaelneale Only sort of. But we’re only at the beginning of this new age.
Hah! I can think of some applications for this law here in Australia. https://t.co/6OcI8JnieO
@twiddlekins It’s a damn fine proof of concept though.
Yes, that’s a live chainsaw on a drone. https://t.co/r2etsaxvXd
“You call that a drone? THIS is a drone.†https://t.co/YdhGz6vtb3
@jonoabroad I was not aware of this and now I want one.
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Pings used to look like this. Now it’s a clean 23ms to 26ms, ’cept when a traffic burst our e… https://t.co/m2GzCPPXl0
@TonyAbbottMHR Please confirm. https://t.co/MohLLyMtfJ
@christopherneal They most certainly do. I’ll be done with a major stressor next week, so a certain podcast will return fairly soon.
@johnmcternan Ah. I’ve been having trouble with tone all day. As you were.
waferbot Someone needs to build a thing for the first time.
Actually read this whole thread about the dunderpumpkins at PETA. I knew they were nut jobs, but they’re worse than… https://t.co/MGBlzvx4Qp
RT @bairdjulia: Mate. I hosted @ABCthedrum after two ten hour surgeries to remove cancer. Also gave birth twice to fat babies. This is call…
RT @anarchyfemveg: Peta can fuck off into the sun https://t.co/Csp1JNUiDZ
@johnmcternan Erm, have you read one of these so-called “newspapers†lately, John? (But yes, this whole thing is a travesty.)
@johnb78 @ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus I keep forgetting that. Even Katoomba is 1017m.
RT @kcarruthers: she’s seen worse, she’s got kids https://t.co/QbMTEPmbWR
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus I also have Joseph Banks’ journals from James Cook’s “Endeavour†mission. Similarly fasc… https://t.co/gAJZNl2IOJ
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus I love the reference to “the scientific gentlemenâ€. I can imagine him saying “the boffinsâ€.
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Sadly, he doesn’t give any details. Just geodata and the name. https://t.co/R2D26WTZD4
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Catchy title, eh? https://t.co/Ixqatb4W4w
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Mt Lofty was named by Matthew Flinders, and I’ve always assumed he was being sarcastic.… https://t.co/gERySqYhwx
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus That sounds about right.
@trollantechinus Thank you. And on Saturday I’ll be clearing out everything from under the cupboard, fridge, and di… https://t.co/Y59rA82Mw0
@SnarkyPlatypus Mt Lofty is 727m. https://t.co/NCwIB0BBMk It towers over Wentworth Falls, a mere 867m. https://t.co/848D8SKFkR
Correct. It’s exactly the same. As every South Australian can tell you. https://t.co/PDJYRxix97
And we laugh at the Ancient Egyptians for collapsing into a time of strange beliefs and pyramids and things. https://t.co/YGO0xS1sWY
@bunjaree What the fuck happened, @R_Chirgwin? I know Telstra were here this morning, but this is like actual inter… https://t.co/5dohmtRaOn
@sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus I am not ignoring you two, I was just arriving back at @bunjaree and being astonished at… https://t.co/4dmBvhEczT
I’m glad to see that @NuclearTakes picked up this wonderful piece of logic. https://t.co/aSsYthKsu6
@pblakez @DrRhysPockett It sounds like whatever you do it’ll be better than 90% of what’s out there.
@mongrel43 @bsains @davekendal @jxeeno I know! I know! I might see if I can work in something before or after Ruxco… https://t.co/34T7OF8iQw
@upulie You can’t argue with Marmite Science.
@bsains @davekendal @mongrel43 OK now I’m into it. Especially now tha@jxeenono adds th#purpletrainin tag into his data.
@pblakez @DrRhysPockett Ah yes. I was on the board of the AIDS Council of SA way back when, I know how this data feeds into funding.
@bsains @davekendal @mongrel43 Have you been being a good boy again?
@MJIBrown @utslibrary Topology was not a thing I did, but this is indeed an interesting question.
@pblakez @DrRhysPockett It seems to me that gender identification could be a factor in some DV cases, and is a thin… https://t.co/XTUJ7PX9oa
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I had medical student friends. I know the answer to this one. https://t.co/2GEwgTCvmu
@pblakez Heh. Yeah, gender kinda matters here. Male / Female / Other (Specify) might be the way to go.… https://t.co/jRkAvnClVZ
@MJIBrown Uhoh. Now I’m remembering that I still have @utslibraryry login, and here we have a Marmite-shaped rabbit-hole.
@pblakez I’d roll back a step and ask why a particular application needs to record gender at all. I’m not sure what… https://t.co/64YMhFShrx
@MJIBrown I don’t think you’re even a proper scientist now.
@whereisdaz I’ll do a search tomorrow to see where it blips up.
@MJIBrown ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MARMITE SCIENCE?
RT @mutablejoe: what news breaks this morningtide upon the everything is awful device
Fact check please! https://t.co/kIMeILyUTt
RT @pseudomorph: Well, isn’t this a turn of events? https://t.co/vCAQhmHv3I
RT @TheWoracle: Ready to rotate - official @BellHelicopter images of the completed V-280 Valor advanced tiltrotor for @USArmy Joint Multi R…
@ApostrophePong Well, you’ve got the Big Orange Mess in DC, but we all know about that one already.
@ApostrophePong Not at all. America is a big place, and unlike Australia there are people in it. You’re a long way… https://t.co/miPvLwjlDI
@ApostrophePong Hey you get to arrive back in DC just as the whole south-east coast falls apart. Excellent timing!
@marcoostini This is a interesting proposal. No plans to write an autobiography though.
RT @xme: âš ï¸ Cyber security zone, do not cross the line! #fsec2017 https://t.co/Gw2bTwrYbq
@ApostrophePong Image for @ApostrophePong 2 of 2. https://t.co/LdCKe5fqBv
Image for @ApostrophePong 1 of 2. https://t.co/HrQEWgAGzr
Atunci_CoV Hermit Crab: I want a new shell. Something that will scare off predators.
His friend: I know just the thing pic.twitter.com/neVdmSpn4O
TheDweck Just passed by a “Welcome to America” sign at airport customs and it felt like when someone forgets to take down a Christmas tree
john_inkcinct @MelissaLDavey Handing down the High Court decision on the same-sex marriage postal vote.. pic.twitter.com/69F4PTEAoH
Crossing the Nepean, again. instagram.com/p/BYu5jx6AytC/
anusha_srini If you’ve ever wondered….train always wins
pic.twitter.com/a7nE73uudp
@upulie There is also a hashtag, but fuck’em.
LANDMARK SCIENTIFIC STUDY. Ping @upulie. https://t.co/eHRZdtG5MZ https://t.co/l2IE2jXPA1
@phil_sec_mel It’s probably for the best.
PEOPLE OF MELBOURNE, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. After Dr Teague and I destroy democracy on Wed 27 Sep, I’ll be in your… https://t.co/2veePIpmOA
@ashabeeeee I know, you devil-may-care property owner!
@ashabeeeee OK, well, I try to get the 1621, 1651, or 1721 limited stops when I can. I’m on the 1721 now, lead car, but Getting Shit Done™.
@ashabeeeee I’m on that one.
@ashabeeeee The 1721, you mean?
#purpletrain, again.
@christopherneal You have my sympathy.
I retweeted this previously, but it’s such an excellent comeback. https://t.co/6PNTeyVZAx
@staticsan A mobette, perhaps. I am openly yawning now, too.
Crossing the Harbour, again. instagram.com/p/BYuu-KwgEwu/
@kcollasarundell I have no idea. I stopped paying full attention to the NBN when technology became politically partisan.
Australia’s pathway to The Future! pic.twitter.com/CC37JV1bie
@travisbynight All things are true. Even false things are true.
@CunningAmster GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.
@staticsan And I’m more tired than I realised. I’ll head straight to Central and gra#purpletrainrain, I think.
@staticsan Well I’m heading to that of vicinity, so it’s a definite quite possibly. (I’m still a bit fuzzy at the edges.)
@dfblokes I know, I know… But I’m about to grab a train back to the proper side of the Harbour.
@staticsan On George Street?
No offers yet. This is a bit pathetic.
@andrewdotnich Not really. They can get very strange indeed.
@i_j_oliver Of course!
@PeteLawler I love yours too, Honeybuns.
@wobster Noted, but I’m not really a cake person today.
@wobster Exactly.
The other side of Harry’s Famous Butt-Cheeks, St Leonardspic.twitter.com/6f3jzb5Pqfqf
Ah, Pacific Highway, St Leonards! Sydney’s most delightful boulevard!
Loose in St Leonards, but I can be loose somewhere else if I get the right kind of offer.
@petstarr Hmmm. @eSafetyOffice are you across this one? @Scamwatch_gov?
MY PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED. pic.twitter.com/iLHW6ds0hK
Wow there’s a lot to unpack here. https://t.co/B0tsBnccIr
@KrazyKarl910 @craigreucassel @ccroucher9 I’m bailing out too.
@KrazyKarl910 @craigreucassel @ccroucher9 Oh they have more in common than that, don’t they?
What @darrenpauli says here is most unfair to the wonderful @silviocesare. https://t.co/JVTfXQKVKb
canthavepudding #QT Barnaby ‘s up again. Which shade today? pic.twitter.com/1gfsLhR98O
RT @cathywilcox1: Or is it a referendum on whether people think Lyle Shelton is gay? Who can tell? https://t.co/NN50luupHX
RT @JoshButler: Jacqui Lambie on the postal survey decision - “Let’s get on with this stupid survey. I never supported a postal survey… b…
Harry’s Famous Butt-Cheeks, St Leonards. pic.twitter.com/kredlPDylJ
Slenids.
@jpwarren So, thermal power then, eh?
Also too many people who play the man and not the ball, and who fail to stay up to date in a rapidly advancing fiel… https://t.co/XGgnXBf41J
@CosmicRami Could well have been then. I was busy being annoyed by people.
Crossing the Harbour. instagram.com/p/BYucAGbArMw/
@CosmicRami I have no idea. I’ve just boarded #blueandyellowtrainin at Town Hall.
@Stevie_Easton We’re all struggling, mate. Welcome to 2017.
@harleyd @TheMandarinAU Yeah it’s still falling apart with 502s. I might read it later. :)
@harleyd @TheMandarinAU Heh. Well I can’t imagine that ANYONE in the APS would be the least bit interested. Would l… https://t.co/zVJ9udjUM8
MUMSIEesq 5YO: did you go to camp as a kid?
GRANDMA: we were very lucky, we escaped France thru Great Britain
5: huh
G: what
ME: she didn’t go to camp
@TheMandarinAU Michael Pezzullo to get Dept of Homeland Security, of course. Keep all the turds in one pan, right?
@TheMandarinAU “Reshuffle of the century shakes up the APS: new heads for 10 departments†https://t.co/vmwpyLse5n (Site seems intermittent.)
BREAKING: @TheMandarinAU seems to have gone down under the load, but… New heads for 10 federal departments. pic.twitter.com/apCe12eBl5
Meanwhile in Tasmania … https://t.co/TNGj2UoDjy
@travisbynight @bunjaree Not that I’ve seen or anyone has reported, unles@R_Chirgwinin has reports? We do have a couple lyrebirds though.
OK, why wasn’t I told. Humph! https://t.co/a6iiL6DBya
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Also, €99. https://t.co/vUrb65ptM4
@travisbynight We had one stroll along the verandah at @bunjaree a couple years ago, maybe 2m from me.
MAGNETIC FORCES.
Wait, one more. Look at the action. pic.twitter.com/2FR92TRSz1
Apparently I’m not the only one with problems. https://t.co/Jcm7R3A2aM
This is pretty much it, and I shall end it there. And not just because I’m covered in pig’s blood. Which I’m not. https://t.co/ByDsPCXCnu
These reviews are just… oh fuck me dead. pic.twitter.com/wwiK54pJVN
@SnarkyPlatypus Sie sind in Deutschland.
Well, nam tok, but it’s more or less the same thing.
Goddammit I just spilt pig’s blood all down my front.
My God, they asked for €9,950 and they’ve already got €32,462, and they’re selling for €99 each. https://t.co/AIOL9LXzDn
So, you know, MAGNETIC FORCES.
Here’s another picturepic.twitter.com/5a4NxqLds1s1
Wow this is some pretty high-grade bullshit right here. pic.twitter.com/Aw2IwYGUeM
Yeah those Florida folk won’t like being ordered around. https://t.co/hJTns9Q3As
@corduroy Especially for those of us who can work pretty much anywhere.
Wow it’s quite hot in Sydney today.
@CptHollingworth I gather that one of his resorts has already been flattened, on one of those uninhabited islands it’s already passed.
RT @CptHollingworth: So, you know that whole ‘God hates fags’ thing? It appears what he actually hates is Donald Trump. https://t.co/hyTEwi 
@craigreucassel @ccroucher9 And they have so many things in common!
The Temptation of the Xplorer. pic.twitter.com/D2aEMrN1kM
OH, bloke on phone: “Yeah they’ve sent me this thing asking if I want to plead guilty or not guilty. Have you ever got one of them before?â€
@expectproblems I’d like to see Malcolm in a furry suit.
One of the buildings in The Block, right next to the railway, has been demolished. Anyone know what’s happening there?
Collective IQ of the House doubled. https://t.co/QxCSJwjB4O
Apparently, if the weather is right, Australian politicians can transform into a giant bilby. Here two in progress… https://t.co/Zi2DiNGVGg
andrewwhiteau it’s great to see that the government finally found a suitable job for Andrew Nikolic pic.twitter.com/6oeNft8hfT
Because apparently nobody knows where Australia Post’s mail sorting centres are. https://t.co/eiAjbTbPop
QUOLL! https://t.co/UbfEkotEWE
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Oi! And the 1990s.
This is an excellent thing, although it is not my birthday. https://t.co/9NXxuwVv1V
I’m sure this is fine. https://t.co/s9bar9jG8d
@ShaneBryan_Aus @BOCSAR @nswpolice @CrimeStatsVic Check the report, but I think violent crime in NSW has been decli… https://t.co/htqbxZF8Ki
snurbbotinfo Tony Abbott is burning down.
@ShaneBryan_Aus @BOCSAR The @BOCSAR reports are always worth a read. Independent of @nswpolice and the politicians, so no axes to grind.
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/BYuKWw4Ah_2/
Latest NSW crime stats from @BOCSAR are out. https://t.co/dl9P5NzaOg Newcastle and Broken Hill please note. Shoplif… https://t.co/HiUi6pPBxQ
@gmarimer So would firearms.
@astacopsis @GreenJ Deal! Many thanks.
@astacopsis @GreenJ Clearly. It’s one of those days. Sigh. You can still have a biscuit, though. One of the good ones this time, even.
@MadScotty @broderick Hah! My phone wanted to autocorrect “dickhead†to “fuckheadâ€, which says something about my idiolect I guess.
@MadScotty @broderick I have no idea who that is, but there’s a lot of contenders for “biggest dickhead in the universeâ€.
@CraigsOverItAll Yeah I’m fine thanks, apart from back pain. I’ve just had a few too many randoms step up this week… https://t.co/ArbHiObA8N
@TAMMERFALL @munin @NuclearTakes The body building and “lifting†forums are wonderful for observing the anthropolog… https://t.co/KhgnCzoLAM
FAIR WARNING TO STRANGERS: I am in pain and in a shitty mood, so don’t come at me with any of your bullshit. I’m fuckin’ over it.
@TAMMERFALL @munin @NuclearTakes Classy, isn’t it.
@astacopsis @GreenJ Congratulations for completely missing the point. Would you like a biscuit? Have another read o… https://t.co/WNsoTClzb1
Also, Lactatia is an awesome drag name. This kid will go far. https://t.co/YGwhgTx4SL
@Deefadog4me I genuinely don’t understand why anyone would start having a go at a stranger, and continue to do so,… https://t.co/TljRZpKVwH
@Deefadog4me I’ve met him too. Big deal. And now he’s a racist old twat. But I’m the total stranger you’re having a go at. Why?
broderick imagine getting owned so hard you have to try and argue that humans have actually never gone to space pic.twitter.com/J24BsdsiE0
hotelbravo722 This is why I hate med device manufacturers. pic.twitter.com/He6u9u39BP
@Deefadog4me So, in summary, you don’t want to address the actual issue, just have a go at a total stranger who use… https://t.co/hEtUW55ADh
@macro2779 Meh. It’s a chance to relax and have a total stranger tell me, in misspelt tweets, that I can’t articula… https://t.co/RfKNVHoiGn
@Deefadog4me It’s “You’re losingâ€, and you say you haven’t even read to see if it is articulate or not. Shaky groun… https://t.co/7Cu80tbb10
@Deefadog4me Hardly. I’m happy to discuss the substance of the issue. If you just want to have a go because I said… https://t.co/cebNNz1mq1
@Deefadog4me I’m also happy to discuss how taboo language is used to express extreme disgust, which is what I feel for racist old twats.
@Deefadog4me Did you to read the whole thread? I’d like to think I led up to the suggestion fairly well. Also, it’s “theirâ€.
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight I just realised that for farming blokes, cricket means being able to stand around dr… https://t.co/rLhgkcfBTa
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight For me too. :)
If you can’t do it in one line with a grep, it’s not worth doing. https://t.co/dDBF7H8QcA
IMPORTANT: Please retweet this as far as possible as a warning to others. https://t.co/ulf3Ahlk25
Thu plan: Pain management (sorta done); 1024 train to Sydney; errands; 1505 psych, St Leonards; remainder TBA; return to Wentworth Falls.
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight No argument, though, that suburban cricket clubs in major cities were very much a mi… https://t.co/qvgkoTqbAY
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight This was in the 1960s to 1970s, but in many ways it was culturally a version of Aust… https://t.co/QXZzV8XqbN
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight Gotcha. I grew up in poor dairy farming country near Adelaide. Everyone struggled, b… https://t.co/TLqlOcyHbw
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight No, “Go on, deny it†felt like you were arcing up. It felt like you’d already decide… https://t.co/zsDnWBBDwi
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight Which of course is a reflection of where and when I grew up. No argument there, of course.
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight I understand where you’re coming from. No need to arc up. All I’m saying is that the… https://t.co/5HrHCmRWBc
@onlyinyrdreams @travisbynight It is? Really? That’s a new one for me. Crikey was what my bogan brother played. Ten… https://t.co/3eRvhnxhyR
@onlyinyrdreams As it happen, @travisbynight was one of the players in that match.
RT @snurb_dot_info: Sigh. Yes. except this is: 1) US only; 2) on highly polarised topics; 3) using a highly filtered corpus. Impossible to…
RT @JUNIUS_64: You can’t even make satire of this shit anymore, they just straight up do it for you https://t.co/3u3B9YKooW
Hurrah! https://t.co/UYttWAM9n9
CraigDButt On this day in 1936, the last Tasmanian Tiger died in captivity in Hobart Zoo. pic.twitter.com/cW2UrxBFIC
Or, in many ways, an increasingly bad fit for civilised society. https://t.co/3qKdcUEKnq
Yet again, a hurricane expert is surprised and disturbed by what Irma is doing. https://t.co/MpUGdy1peU
@va_shiva I see that he’s also running for the US Senate. He’d be a good fit for the frauds and charlatans infesting that noble chamber.
Ah, so that self-aggrandising twat and serial sook @va_shiva, who laughingly claims to have invented email, lost hi… https://t.co/Tzp4A8Sd03
@rebel @expectproblems Thanks. My calendar tells me that @ApostrophePong and I were out taking photos and pics 0645 to 0730 that morning.
RT @jonkudelka: Correspondence Will Be Entered Into today’s cartoon in the @australian https://t.co/fB9Hnu9cLz https://t.co/Fk2Kh1ensZ
@expectproblems @rebel Here’s a couple more. I think I’ve lost the timestamps though, so I’ll have to figure out ex… https://t.co/0DXwrhviKV
@expectproblems @rebel Here’s a frame. All this was shot maybe 0800 or sopic.twitter.com/oNnoghpOUqUq
@rebel @expectproblems I have some video of that morning, taken in and around Enmore. I should stick it on the internet somewhere.
@rebel @SenatorMRoberts Wow. Well, beef jerky is damn nice, so I can understand NASA’s motives now. https://t.co/mfpP0DMqZJ
@rebel @SenatorMRoberts It’s just as I suspected. https://t.co/xkPYRPOxVa
@rebel That’s quite true, @rebel. I reckon @SenatorMRoberts can help us here. How does NASA do this, Senator? https://t.co/w0UjUv7Xho
@jdub Man, just for the fun of it. For NASA it’s just a giant game of lawn bowls.
How did NASA know the hurricane would be RIGHT THERE, right under the camera? I reckon NASA put it there. NASA MAKE… https://t.co/BOUIqUCFgM
@michaelmeloni Are you upskirting again?
@riskybusiness Wow. I’d have thought that’d be unpossible. The hate mail generally flows swift and shallow.
@bunjaree Obviously we don’t have Forty-spotted Pardalotes a@bunjareeee. So just don’t count the spots.
Pardalotes of any kind are cute. Up here at @bunjaree they sometimes come in clouds, but you have to be quiet to se… https://t.co/bIKAOfFgTm
RT @profcarroll: Ask Zuck this: “Did a Russian front upload US voter registration data using Custom Audiences to hyper-target decisive vote…
@jeamland I have managed to avoid knowing ANYTHING about the systemd wars, and I’m happy to keep it that way.
JohnJohnsonson Next, from the battlefield of history’s most boring war… pic.twitter.com/LALa4YOuRv
RT @glengyron: Whales look at this and think “hell yeah, I want to fly”. And that’s why they beach themselves. Arseholes. https://t.co/J0W1…
joshgnosis A rainbow over parliament on the day the High Court decides the fate of the postal survey. pic.twitter.com/HNllbtIuhD
Yes, EMP hysteria will be strong in the coming weeks and months. Let Edward the EMP Egret educate you. https://t.co/oaO4P2edne
TheMediaTweets “This week, statins are…” [Daily Express tosses a coin] “….GOOD FOR YOU!” pic.twitter.com/FI0OT9UlxU
dawnstarau Really Expedia, you thought this was a really good time to try and flog me flights in Florida? pic.twitter.com/iBHJX67zhn
@ResignInShame It’s actually quite a long time since I’ve been to the North Shore. There’s a chance this could be e… https://t.co/FFbC6AuUJo
@mark_travers Wonderful, isn’t it. Maybe it’s part of a quick diagnosis for OCD.
@ResignInShame I know going to St Leonards is a huge risk, both physically and mentally, but I’m up for the challen… https://t.co/vlkBiEtQ4k
@sschinke @munin @NuclearTakes Thanks. This is what I thought. The muscle boys are just weird.
Thu plan, draft: Pain management; 1024 train to Sydney; errands; 1505 psych, St Leonards; remainder TBA; return to Wentworth Falls.
@servantofchaos If @mpesce had real self-respect he’d go the full Brandis Sportcraft look.
@BXGD Yeah that is one hell of a fresh memory. Good luck, America. ’Cos your bossfella doesn’t seem to be across this shit.
@BXGD Although as @travisbynight said last night, sometimes the cricket final is more important. pic.twitter.com/b7Ke0hRofK
@BXGD AU learned the lesson of Victoria’s Black Saturday fires. In dry, windy conditions, a fire can jump 50km. We evacuate early. Mostly.
@BXGD Sensible precaution.
@BXGD And I’m seeing AU’s live and in detail, while the US I’m seeing through the lens of the screech-media.
@BXGD From afar, it’s interesting to compare US and AU reactions. US seems less planned, more panicky. You’ve got way more people, tho …
@BXGD Yeah, but Florida is only, what, 150km wide at that point? Could be messy. Good luck.
@BXGD Were are you in relation to the storm path? I’m assuming folks are pretty nervous your way?
BXGD It’s like people don’t know to fill containers with tap water, or drink rain, or google how to disinfect water with bleach, or drink blood.
RT @mariancall: MY SISTER TEACHES CELLO
SHE REPORTS THAT HER NEW STUDENTS CALL SHARPS “HASHTAGSâ€
CONCERTO IN F HASHTAG
RT @ShiraOvide: Facebook is sooo good its ads can reach more Americans than actually exist in the U.S. https://t.co/dZpTFTxipZ https://t.co…
colesprouse All you folks at burning man practicing apocalypse all these years can just wear your outfits home this year, this shit real now.
RT @kestert: For whatever flaws Australian police have. They will never come close to this level of inhumanity. https://t.co/arfgBK2JJK
As any IT support team can tell you, HP printer drivers are the most reliable and frustration-free software in the… https://t.co/wXbVm0YCH7
@munin @NuclearTakes Guys who want to be hyper-muscular are insecure about their masculinity? You wouldn’t believe how much this shocks me.
Hypothepod I know we joke about @RealAlexJones a lot but this is real talk: We are a little concerned with his face lately… pic.twitter.com/zKq6ESTjl9
@munin @NuclearTakes A compelling argument that homophobia doesn’t exist from a reputable medical research website.… https://t.co/CG6Bkgj6LY
@munin @NuclearTakes They could have confused it with hormone therapy in transgender matter, but that’s about secon… https://t.co/OVylDW54Jq
@munin @NuclearTakes And a quick search just now says there’s been research into whether triggering sexuality is pa… https://t.co/N0R19t8UHg
@munin @NuclearTakes There’s some evidence that levels of testosterone vs estrogen are part of the signalling to te… https://t.co/YopAnyhjzH
@munin @NuclearTakes Yes, the @NuclearTakes feed can be … educational.
Thursday. Several pebbles dribble from the barrel. It is a sign. Thursday.