Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 11th, 2017

@_midofo_ He actually talks about the topic of offensive comedy in the show, so I won’t try to (badly) summarise it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ns

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“Doctor Who is the archetypal Scotsman: an old man armed with a screwdriver dragging young women into a phone box.” — Frankie Boyle

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And that’s in the first ten minutes. Mr Boyle can be… challenging.

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“Australia’s the most racist place on earth. Ayres Rock is just a load of dead aborigines with a tarpaulin pulled over it.” — Frankie Boyle

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Now watching Frankie Boyle’s show “Hurt Like You’ve Never Been Loved” (2016) youtube.com/watch?v=l8_3_I…

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“Pie defends Rees-Mogg’s right to be a regressive twat,” with @JonathanPieNews youtube.com/watch?v=erqoVV…

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workmanalice Cory Bernardi accidentally crashed a WA Labor ‘Vote Yes’ photoshoot in Parliament 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/SAofHWmkF4

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@travisbynight @R_Chirgwin @carolprobets Ah well I stand corrected on that point, but it only had the one call. I remain sceptical.

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@samprimrose I just finished them. Are there going to be any more?

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@Manic_Henry @R_Chirgwin @carolprobets Ah! Much slower rate than the clip at Birds in Backyards though? I have seen those birds though.

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@travisbynight @R_Chirgwin @carolprobets Not a lyrebird in the middle of the day. I’ll have to pondering more.

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The sooner we carve off this useless rump of a state and let it sink into the depths of the sea the better. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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free_facts Robots take over the world tomorrow

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DavidFeng We have Business Class with lie-flat seats in Communist China. That says something… twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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“Henrietta, don’t use a foreign language in front of the child. She’ll get ideas.”

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus Fortunately the bigger and less aware tour groups come up by coach and have a shepherd with a flag.

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NicholasFryer This gay Gestapo - is heterosexuality going to be a barrier to joining? ‘Cos I’d love a full length leather coat. Especially a Hugo Boss.

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beefilmnz Anti-imperialist and all but if they really wanted to fuck North Korea up they’d make them host the Olympics

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah fair point. As you know, we get a ton of PRC tourists up here in the Blue Mountains.

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OfficialJargon “I visited China for a week and, oh boy, have I got it all worked out.” twitter.com/JamesFallows/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng This is what I thought, so I don’t know why @DavidFeng is SO SHOUTY. London, maybe? Something in the Beijing air?

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Kate_McClymont On Thursday, the long-awaited Lionel Murphy papers will be released (finally). Here’s a backgrounder smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh

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LowyInstitute The Lowy Institute is looking for a Managing Editor for The Interpreter! Applications due 22 Sep – more details herlowyinstitute.org/careers-and-in…ic

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This really is an amazing time in Australia. twitter.com/FrBower/status…

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OfficialJargon The votes are in: Getting rich *is* glorious. twitter.com/hancocktom/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng I’m using @DavidFeng as my benchmark for understand what being Swiss means. It’s a worry.

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peteevansnot HOW DARE THIS MAN CONSUME A GRAIN-BASED BEVERAGE IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!!!

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harrytuckerr 10 years ago. pic.twitter.com/ZCWfHfpedi

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@SnarkyPlatypus That said, Al Jazeera’s little cultural snapshots are really quite good.

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This was in 1996. Here’s the Report by the Inquiry Board. www-users.math.umn.edu/~arnold/disast… Google “arian 5 failure” for more..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SQ

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free_facts 95% of teens regularly smoke marijuana and piss into their cat’s mouth

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awelder This is the sort of context you only get from professional press gallery journalism… oh wait twitter.com/FightingTories…

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TV news can show the biggest rainbow-banner’d crowd in history, but folks gonna listen to their priest. Their opini..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…K9

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michaelneale This is a great Australian tweet! twitter.com/AlexMartiniuk/…

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Wow, this guy has slightly more viewers than @RealMarkLatham and @theboltreport put together! twitter.com/HurdyIV/status…

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HurdyIV Seeing a lot of “Why is this news?” Because he’s a public figure with an audience of 57 million watchers, y’all. twitter.com/gameinformer/s…

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nehadk I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want twitter.com/qz/status/9070…

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Tim_Beshara It’s raining catfish twitter.com/frankensinatra…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Slightly, I guess. Stock photography is a strange rabbit-hole. Here, for example, a completely norm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GD

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@DavidFeng Are you about to praise the Citizen Initiated Referendum as a way of life?

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@NewtonMark Ah. No. You can only select from four “typical” northern hemisphere flights. sol.spacenvironment.net/raps_ops/curre… pic.twitter.com/0iQlrUiARb

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@NewtonMark You’d think so, right? And… yes, here’s where we can dig into that. sol.spacenvironment.net/raps_ops/curre…

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Picketer Abusive anti-SSM trolls seem to often have pinned tweets that are gear like this. pic.twitter.com/idCGwozuKI

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free_facts Hundreds of people are not thinking about you

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jsalowe I know this isn’t the takeaway here but HARRISON HAD POSSUMS, Coolidge had a HIPPO NAMED BILLY & Hoover had GATORS..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4T

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lanesainty The same-sex marriage postal survey form & envelope are up on the ABS website: pic.twitter.com/XxSibJDaZq

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So @NewtonMark, do we get warnings like this in Australia and the region? twitter.com/TamithaSkov/st…

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sarahinthesen8 Excuse me Sir, that would be “Senator Dumb Bitch” to you. (I’m already in the Parliament, and have been for quite s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I2

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I love how on a recent @UnexpectedPod, Prof @JamesDaybell describes his signature as “like a dyslexic spider on acid and vodka”.

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BillCorbett CNN reporter holds giant eggshell, wonders what the hell just hatched pic.twitter.com/4iHwgqnUhl

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free_facts Nobody lives in Canada by choice

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finah no the fuck we’re not twitter.com/epicurious/sta…

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@juhasaarinen @elronxenu @ResignInShame So as you can see, it’s definitely San Francisco.

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I fell asleep.

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botandy tall gray alien scientist: so far, 69% of his mind has been erased

me, clinging onto the vital parts of my personality: nice

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inthelooptv @BBCPaulAdams My friend’ parents view in downtown Miami pic.twitter.com/xIj9j8sMnP

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Gotham3 Fish orgasm pic.twitter.com/RS6wdmdVyG

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jonkudelka Second-highest politician in country unaware of how campaigns work. twitter.com/abcaustralia/s…

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davidbewart Tony Windsor insists his bid to unseat electoral rival Barnaby Joyce is not driven by dislike. “I just think he’s incompetent,” Windsor

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ReturntheHunter Pokémon Go trying to murder people pic.twitter.com/1ENqNUPO9p

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TheOnion Nation’s Middle Class Chillingly Reappears Out Of Nowhere trib.al/K06ahpv pic.twitter.com/E9f0Lu45TG

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Lord_Mandalore Finally got banned from the flat earth discord by posting a forbidden image. pic.twitter.com/soqRc00aAw

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@Net_Metalrat I have no idea why people would follow my.

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MaraWilson Twitter is a great way to find out you hate all the famous people you think you love

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jonkudelka Good to see Hitler getting a bit of positive press for a change. twitter.com/dhflorance/sta…

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glengyron So sweet! twitter.com/ClickHole/stat…

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jitka Bakers have their own dozen, and I think every other profession should have its own number that is its designated Dozen

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gattaca Reading “our product would have saved Equifax” emails. I’m feeling… something… pic.twitter.com/2cjiSHqQNq

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That’s probably a few too many excellent* opinions before lunchtime, but hey it’s Monday so you people can suffer.

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free_facts The adult female produces babies and grief

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free_facts You can’t get pregnant if you become pushed through a window

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ArmyStrang I managed to not say the N word when getting shot at with actual rounds. Playing with toys is different, I guess twitter.com/stillgray/stat…

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SidizenKane The tweet is gone now but it will forever remain The Worst™ pic.twitter.com/9dR2o99M1d

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expectproblems It’s a time portal - a small pocket of a previous world slipping through.

By which I mean a fax machine. twitter.com/noneuclideangr…

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TawarRazaghi @abcsydney Turns out North Sydney candidates weren’t alone on hiring ppl to hand out flyers and man polling booths..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hn

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NicoleWill100 These brochures started landing in Qld Mailboxes today & probs other States. We can’t be complacent…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3m

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@michaelneale @jonoabroad True, I’d forgotten the appetite suppressant.

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I tweeted a little about that Turnbull-at-the-football photo yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, redraft: Write for @zdnetaustralia (very soon); lunch (TBA); rework some client graphics and related work; important reading.

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@twiddlekins A throw to the ground followed by a boot in the face has also been shown to encourage prompt service.

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@awelder @TrainLinkWest I believe so, though it’s hard enough getting the billions for urban and suburban rail rath..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IA

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@jonoabroad To be fair, pretty much everyone smoked as much as possible during the war. Apparently wars can be stressful.

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@jonoabroad Most of the workers were civilians, yes, though leadership and strategic analysis would be military, as..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v4

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@joelpmichael @SnarkyPlatypus True. But you really don’t want to be using firearms in a confined space. Not without ear protection.

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GreenJ bloody kiwis. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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While this is kinda cute, it doesn’t really fulfil the key purpose of GET ME A DRINK I NEED A FUCKIN’ DRINK YOU MON..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fa

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BIUK Have you been to @thebletchley? It’s a London cocktail bar where you crack codes in return for drinks. pic.twitter.com/XEvqprh8QI

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Remember, kids, NATIONAL PARTY is an anagram of AGGRESSIVE IGNORANCE. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well that would be the quietest option, I guess, but I’m not sure whether it can be used in confine..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…K2

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@awelder @TrainLinkWest There is that. My understanding is that heavy coal trains and tight curves make it hard to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ry

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@NuclearAnthro @TrainLinkWest @nswpolice Indeed. Unlike in the US, the police shoot people so rarely that people pay attention.

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@TrainLinkWest @nswpolice The was some interest in using a taser. One senior constable seemed quite keen on the ide..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…52

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@TrainLinkWest I’ve discussed this with @nswpolice, but they’ve always declined to shoot noisy passengers. They arg..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QP

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@TrainLinkWest That video could be improved by showing how well-armed stormtroopers would injure people who talk in the quiet carriages.

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Excellent, @TrainLinkWest, your train crews and customers have been aching for these trains. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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@JohnBirmingham Yes, I know you have my best interests at heart.

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@JohnBirmingham It seems to have turned out OK. I have plenty of salad vegetables, most of the essentials, and only..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZM

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Mon plan, draft: Eggs; write for @zdnetaustralia; rework some client graphics; important reading. That’s a decent achievable Monday.

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paulwiggins To be fair, who among us hasn’t forgotten to declare a second New York condo? twitter.com/FarrellPF/stat…

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ANNOUNCEMENT: I am not pregnant. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @juhasaarinen I don’t know what Juha is on about. Or on. It’s always so hard to tell.

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Hey everyone, @juhasaarinen refuses to believe this photo is San Francisco, so can you all point out the features w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eq

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0xDUDE The doomed domain of D-Link.

94,155 D-Link 850L routers are exposed after a researcher made a full disclosure on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AO

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Current status: Nasty sore throat continues, with stuff nose. There are too many things to do. I must have coffee.

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RondaJGreen Emu chicks following Dad, on Araucaria Ecotour’s recent outback tour to Bowra (near Cunnamulla) and back. pic.twitter.com/1uZkE153sn

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Monday. The are four pebbles now. Four! Monday.

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